Water Margin: You dog official, you still say you don’t know martial arts?

Chapter 95 Coach Zhang: The dog official is truly a god!

Chapter 95 Coach Zhang: The dog official is truly a god!
[Lin Chong's favorability +10-5+10-5...]

[Congratulations to the host and Lin Chong for becoming “acquaintances”! ]

[Lin Chong's favorability +30-20+30-20...]

[Congratulations to the host and Lin Chong for becoming “casual friends”! ]

[Lin Chong's favorability +100-50+100-50...]

[Lin Chong's favorability +100+100+100...]

【Congratulations to the master and Lin Chong for becoming "friends of righteousness"! 】

Lin Chong's favorability kept increasing and decreasing until he rushed towards the city gate and finally settled on the status of a righteous friendship.

Is this guy... so contradictory?
Liu Gao shook his head, then shouted in a righteous and awe-inspiring voice:
"You guys, do you want to die?"

The twenty or so minions brought by Lin Chong were all killed after he rushed to the city gate.

They are just minions!

Let them rob houses and even rape women!
Attacking the gate of Tokyo... If there are a hundred or eighty thousand minions here, it's not impossible!
But they were just twenty or so minions, following their leader Lin Chong to attack the capital of the Song Dynasty, Tokyo?

Crazy?
This is not the way to die if you are tired of living!

Wouldn't it be nice if he drank arsenic?
Even if they were Lin Chong's confidants, they would have to think twice, not to mention that they had not known Lin Chong for long.

So after Lin Chong rushed forward, they looked at each other in bewilderment, looking ahead and behind, in a dilemma...

As a result, Liu Gao gave them a wake-up call, and the minions were shocked, but then they all found it funny:

Crazy?
A dog official who doesn't know martial arts dares to yell at us?

"Dog officer, do you want to die or live?"

A small follower asked back with a sneer:

If we can't take care of Tokyo, how can we take care of you?
The minions burst into laughter!
Coach Zhang took out a stick to protect Liu Gao, and the laughter became louder:

A dog official, a old man, go to hell!

"You bunch of idiots!"

With the help of Coach Zhang, Liu Gao climbed onto the shaft of the cart and looked down at the minions from above:
"Since you don't know what life and death is, God has mercy on all living things, so I will kindly help you analyze it!

"Lin Chong rushed up!"

Liu Gao pointed at the gate of Tokyo, as if pointing at the mountains and rivers:

"Your life and death is not up to you!"

The grinning little minions sneered disapprovingly:

“How come you see?”

"Your life or death is not up to you!"

"Dog officer, come down!"

"Standing so high, be careful not to fall to your death!"

"Hahaha……"

"If Lin Chong hadn't died!"

Liu Gao pulled out a goose-feather fan from his back. He wore a feather fan and a long scarf, and looked very heroic. He debated with the crowd like Zhuge Liang:

"You didn't have the courage to charge forward, and Lin Chong came back alive. Do you think Lin Chong would settle the score later?"

"This……"

The minions fell silent for a moment, they all knew that Lin Chong was more courageous than any other man!

Moreover, after Lin Chong went to Liangshan, he became very angry!
The minions looked at each other, but the one with the grim smile said:
"I'm afraid he won't come back..."

"It's even worse if I can't come back!"

Liu Gao pointed his goose feather fan at the grinning little henchman:

“This is Tokyo, at the feet of the Emperor!

"A rebel dared to attack Tokyo. Do you think the emperor is angry?
"If it were you, would you be angry?"

The grinning little minion nodded subconsciously.

Liu Gao stared into his eyes and asked aggressively:

“If the emperor gets angry, will he search for his accomplices?

"Will the entire capital face a mass arrest by the Imperial Army?"

The grinning little minion couldn't laugh anymore.

But Liu Gao did not let him go, and he held him down and jerked him off:

"The Song Dynasty's 800,000 imperial guards will soon find out that you came here with Lin Chong!
"Lin Chong's attack on the gate of Tokyo is a heinous crime!

"If you are caught, at the very least you will be torn to pieces!"

Stop talking, stop talking...all the minions look pale!
The grinning little minion swallowed hard:
"But if we rush forward, we will die..."

"That's right, so I ask you whether you want to live or die!"

Liu Gao retracted the feather fan and covered the lower half of his face, with a playful smile appearing at the corner of his mouth under the cover of the fan.

The minions looked at each other, and finally they all looked at the grinning minion.

The grinning little thug bowed his head to Liu Gao and said:

"Please ask sir, if we want to live, what should we do?"

There is not even a system prompt, rubbish!

Liu Gao curled his lips under the cover of his feather fan:
"I have a plan that can not only save your lives!

"Even if Lin Chong comes back, he won't blame you!"

This time, all the minions bowed to Liu Gao:

"Sir, please teach us!"

Ah!
Liu Gao waved his feather fan gently with a far-reaching gaze.

He didn't speak, and the minions didn't dare to move, as if they were under a spell and kept their heads bowed...

The dog official is truly a god!
Not to mention the two women, Madam Lin and Jin'er, Coach Zhang also had great respect for Liu Gao!
Coach Zhang used to be the coach of the 800,000 imperial guards. He had seen the world, but he had never seen someone like Liu Gao!

The most important thing is that Master Zhang racked his brains and couldn't figure out how Liu Gao could have the best of both worlds...

Okay, let’s talk about Madam Lin.

In Mrs. Lin's heart, Lin Chong is the most extravagant man in the world.

Even if Lin Chong was exiled to Cangzhou and divorced her, Mrs. Lin still believed so.

But at this moment, Mrs. Lin was shocked:

There are people in the world who can destroy an entire nation in the midst of laughter and chatter!
Having whetted everyone's appetite, Liu Gao pointed the goose feather fan at the lush forest ahead:

"You guys set up an ambush in the woods!"

"ambush?"

The minions were all stunned:
"Just the few of us?"

"You guys can pretend to be an army of thousands!"

Liu Gao gave a confident advice:
"Go cut some big branches and tie them to your horses' tails!
“Then you guys ride back and forth through the woods!

“Running back and forth!
"We must run through the woods in a cloud of dust!

"You will not retreat until the government troops retreat!"

The grinning little guy looked confused:
"What good would it do us?"

“The good thing is that Lin Chong ran in this direction after he came out!
"When the government troops see the smoke and dust rolling in the woods, they will definitely not dare to chase them!"

Liu Gao said confidently that if the leader was Lu Bu and the government troops were the Xiliang Iron Cavalry, it would be hard to say...

But Liu Gao believed that the Song Dynasty’s imperial guards would not dare to chase after them!

The grinning little minion couldn't help but ask:
"What if Chief Lin doesn't come out..."

"What's the difference?"

Liu Gao spread his hands:
"You created a lot of smoke and dust to make the government troops think there are countless ambushes in the woods!
"They didn't dare to go into the woods, so you just ran away from them!"

"Yes!"

The little minions all suddenly realized:

"The government troops dare not venture into the mountains and forests. The mountains and forests are our world!"

"This is really a good plan that kills two birds with one stone!"

"Captain Lin has come out, and he has us to thank!"

"Wow! Wow!"

"Thank you for your advice, sir!"

The grinning little henchman was much more polite this time. He bowed to Liu Gao and then led his men to the woods.

"Sir, high!"

Coach Zhang, who was watching the whole process, was convinced and gave Liu Gao a thumbs up!

"Not worth mentioning."

Liu Gao waved his goose feather fan disapprovingly:
"Okay, I should do what I should do..."