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Chapter 329: Weird Stories in Prince Jing's Mansion

Chapter 329: Weird Stories in Prince Jing's Mansion (asking for monthly tickets)

"Buzz~"

"Bang, bang, bang, bang~"

"Buzz~"

"Bang~"

"Paji!"

On the speeding train, Xu Shu, who was forced to squat in the extremely tight toilet, shook his waist in annoyance. Through the pipe of the toilet pit under his feet, he could even see the clear oily texture on the sleepers that were rapidly retreating. It can be seen that this train is really retro.

Sometimes retro brings nostalgia, but sometimes it just brings a lot of noise.

Coupled with the continuous vibration of the upgraded drive, Xu Shu was extremely annoyed.

What the hell today?

Is pooping so annoying?
Even though he cursed, in order to avoid missing out on important messages, he suppressed his annoyance and turned on the upgrade drive to check if there were any messages from acquaintances.

Sadly, it doesn't.

Bai Sanxiang, Tang Ying and others who retreated from area D8B3 together haven't replied yet. It's unknown whether they are still busy and have no time to reply, or if they really can't... Xu Shu didn't want to think about it too deeply.

There has been no news about other people, such as Xie Xiaochan, which obviously shows that the closure of Nuxu Palace has not yet ended.

There was no movement from his aunt, but Xu Shu didn't think there was anything wrong.

Hong Yan's attitude made him realize that not everyone knew that there was a problem in their safe zone.

The world is too dangerous, who has time to stare at the Internet all the time? It's normal that the other party doesn't have time to watch.

But where do all these friend information come from? Could it be that my achievements have been announced on the server again?
Xu Shu took a look and found that there were more than 10,000 friend verification messages for no apparent reason.

The added remarks are similar, either "Looking at my brother, he is mighty, adding my sister, my sister's purple mood is covered with cloud patterns" and other straightforward and explicit 'Mother Goddess' channel nanny, or "I love my brother and want him to hug me" and other "Nun" channel nanny.

In the past, Xu Shu would have been quite interested in picking one or two to give it a try, but now with a third-level "succubus" and a spare snake mother with him, he really didn't need these new rookies like "nuns" or "fallen nuns".

Occasionally there would be one or two messages that were slightly more serious, such as someone saying that Xu Shu was very powerful and wanted to become friends with him so that they could explore the wilderness and sweep through the ruins together in the future.

It is normal, but isn’t their level a little low?
Xu Shu looked at a few of them. Most of them were first-level, and there were very few second-level ones. He couldn't help but wonder where these people got the courage to go into the wasteland and the ruins with me. Don't they know what kind of enemies they are fighting against every day?

In order to protect these ambitious strangers, Xu Shu certainly could not add them.

The densely packed red dots make a person's head look as big as a bucket, and even the very light smell of the shit can't be played so smoothly. Fortunately, the upgraded network is very considerate and has a "batch pass/reject" function.

Xu Shu simply clicked select all and reject at once, and finally cleared all the red dots, and the world became quiet.

He squatted for a while, solving one of the three most urgent problems in life. Then he leisurely pulled up his pants, washed his hands, and opened the bathroom door with difficulty. The people queuing behind him were already trying to squeeze in in a hurry.

He calmly returned to his seat, grabbed the cat bag on his sister's lap, sat down and looked out the window, and by the way, he shrunk the upgrade drive to the size of a coin and began to flip through it secretly and carefully.

This examination actually confirmed his guess.

After the battle of Xinglongzhuang, he uploaded a large amount of "Golden Light" battle records, and the array was processed very promptly, and the results came out in just a few hours.

Therefore, his ranking on the Qingyun List suddenly jumped from the original 99th to the 8th place, nicknamed: Grass Python Hero.

"Oh, my record is only eighth, and there are seven people ahead of me. There are so many heroes in the world, and there are so many talented people. I must remember not to be self-righteous and think that I am really invincible now."

"Ranking in the top ten isn't bad. In this case, my weekly ranking reward should be in the top tier, right? Calculating the time, it should be distributed in a few days, but this time it seems to be distributed to the 99th place, what a pity."

Xu Shu shook his head, and then his expression became a little stiff.

and many more……

Is this word "莽" written wrong?

God damn grass python hero!
Although Liezhenzi does not interfere with the good and evil of humans, he seems to be able to distinguish right from wrong. He knows that the snake cultivators in Xinglong Village are not good people, and calls them stubborn criminals, hehe...

While Xu Shu was complaining in his heart, he sighed with a little relief.

Just then, bursts of noisy broadcasting sounded, waking up the adoptive parents and Zhou Shiyu who were feeling sleepy after the long car ride.

"Dear passengers, please take note, the next stop is: Jingwangfu!"

"The train stops for five minutes. All passengers who have not gotten off the train are requested to strictly abide by the rules. During the stop, continue to read Page 12 of the "Train Manual". It is best to read it aloud. Do not move around unless necessary. If necessary, please seek help from the crew;"

"Please obey the rules, passengers. If you violate them, you will bear the consequences at your own risk!"

The broadcast continued, repeating itself, and the speed of the train gradually slowed down.

This should be close to the safe zone. Xu Shu looked to both sides and found that he was driving into an ancient town ahead. There were pavilions and towers everywhere. The doorways and windowsills of many buildings were hung with books and ancient scrolls. The fragrance of books was very strong, as if books were being dried in the sun.

But the content of this broadcast is a bit strange. What does it mean to read aloud page 12 of the passenger manual?

What are the consequences of breaking the rules?
While Xu Shu was slightly puzzled, Zhou Shiyu beside him hurriedly said, "Oh, we are back here again! Brother, quickly turn to page 12 of the manual, otherwise it will be very troublesome."

"Very troublesome, what do you mean?" Xu Shu asked.

"I don't know, but the flight attendant said that if you don't follow the rules, you might get into a terrible accident. When we went there before, there was a man with a scar on his face sitting there, and he had a very arrogant attitude."

Zhou Shiyu pointed to an empty chair. There was no one sitting on it except for a small backpack covered in yellow mud.

She went on to say, "When we passed this station before, the man had an argument with the conductor, saying that he just wouldn't listen or something. As a result, after we passed the station, he disappeared. He just disappeared. It was as if some invisible thing had taken him away. Brother, you can't be as stubborn as him!"

"Uh, sister, are you sure you're not trying to scare me on purpose?"

"Brother, please don't say that. How could I, your sister, lie to you? Just do it now." Zhou Shiyu was very serious. She opened the book beside her chair and started reading it carefully.

Xu Shu felt a little amused when he heard her telling the story in a creepy way, as if it were a ghost story.

But as the old saying goes, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. There is no need for him to go against the rules on the bus.

Besides, the powerful third-level peak conductor "Train Man" on the train is enough to attract people's attention.

Therefore, Xu Shu agreed very sincerely, and then, imitating his sister, he turned over from the right side of the chair, opened the secret compartment, and took out a book that looked like a magazine.

This book was printed with luxurious ink, with the four large characters "Travel Guide" placed at the bottom. The cover picture showed a building surrounded by clouds and mist that looked like an ancient fairy palace. At first glance, one might have thought it was a fairy tale novel.

Xu Shu flipped through the pages and found that there was nothing special about the first few pages. They just told people not to make loud noises on the train, to get on and off the train in an orderly manner, how to find the conductor to buy a new ticket if they missed their stop, and so on.

Every detail is listed attentively, and there are even very down-to-earth options such as "Please urinate into the pool when going to the toilet."

However, after turning to the back, it seemed to become strange, with neat ancient texts.

On page 12, it says: If you study without thinking, you will perish; if you think without studying, you will be in danger!
Row after row, filling up the entire page, are all this sentence, which makes people feel obviously uncomfortable.

"Strange, the Analects? There seems to be a typo here too..." Xu Shu muttered, but still followed the rules, staring at the paper and pretending to be reading seriously, just like the other passengers.

The train stopped with a hiss, and began to pick up and disembark passengers in an orderly manner.

From time to time, a shadow flashed past the window. It was a traveler in a hurry, dragging a suitcase, running towards a place not far away.

At this moment, Xu Shu heard the sound of raindrops hitting the window glass, but the sound was quite dull and obviously not rain.

There were pleadings from outside:

"Sir, please give me some food, sir."

"Sir, why don't you dare open your eyes and look at me..."

"Sir, please have pity on me, I am so miserable..."

The sound was very pitiful, as if there were refugees begging for food outside the window.

"What's going on? This place doesn't look poor..." Xu Shu kept the rules in mind, kept his eyes on the book, and glanced out the window with the corner of his eye.

It was not a big deal to look at it, but it made his eyes shrink and he almost gasped.

All I saw were huge eyes standing out on the faces of the people lying on the windows, as if they were stunted and naughty children who were making faces and begging Xu Shu at the same time.

As if they had noticed Xu Shu's scrutiny, they immediately focused all their attention on Xu Shu's face.

"Sir, did you see me? You saw me, didn't you?"

"Sir, did you hear me? You heard me, didn't you?"

"Sir! Sir! Sir!!!"

The wailing cries suddenly grew louder and lingered in the ears, like the music from hell.

"?"

Damn, what the hell is this?
Xu Shu swallowed and didn't reply.

After all, he was well-informed and had a strong nerve. Even when such a weird and terrifying scene was facing him, he didn't even breathe. He just clenched his fists and resisted the urge to smash all these things to pieces with one punch.

After all, there are rules on the train that prohibit "fighting in the car". Xu Shu doesn't dare to take the risk. If the glass is broken and someone loses his life, that would be a lot of fun.

But being stared at all the time is not a solution...

Xu Shu pretended to be nothing and scratched his right temple with his index finger, as if he was tired of reading. He tilted his head as if he was taking a nap, but in fact he pressed his ears, too lazy to listen, and glanced around.

He found that all the passengers in the carriage were absorbed in reading, their eyes not looking away, their expressions normal. There was even a young couple whispering to each other, as if they were telling a joke, with happy faces.

The same was true for Zhou Shiyu, who was sitting next to her. She neither saw the strange situation outside the window nor noticed Xu Shu's abnormal condition.

Xu Shu even saw her look up and glance at him secretly halfway through reading, then pursed her lips and continued reading, seemingly not noticing the abnormality on the window which was obviously closer to her.

This overly normal scene seemed abnormal. Xu Shu didn't believe that every one of these guys was more insane than himself.

Needless to say, none of them noticed the strange figure outside the window.

"Damn it, no way, am I the only one who can see it?"

"I didn't break any rules. I was reading the book according to the rules. I didn't use my spiritual perception..."

Several thoughts flashed through Xu Shu's mind, but he chose not to say anything and pretend that nothing had happened.

For some reason, these protruding eyes, which were clearly just on the faces of some ordinary humans, seemed to give him a very strange and terrifying feeling.

At this moment, his "spiritual perception" was slightly touched. A girl with facial features that looked like a random patchwork was breathing against the window, as if licking his earlobe, and said softly, "Sir, open your eyes and look at me. What do you think I look like?"

Xu Shu: …

I think you look like an 18-year-old cyber welfare girl with fair skin, beautiful breasts and long legs who doesn't cheat for "door money"!
Xu Shu cursed inwardly. This thing had almost undoubtedly discovered him, but he chose to ignore it.

Even though his own strength was already very strong in the same stage, and he could even fight against enemies in the middle stage of the third stage, Xu Shu was still very cautious.

Especially since there are no more times for the Taichu volume at present.

So he lowered his head and read carefully.

But the annoying thing is that more and more faces are gathering at the window. They seem to be coming here following the smell, and the small window glass is crowded with them.

The train only stopped for five minutes, but Xu Shu felt that these five minutes were longer than a century. In desperation, he had to recite aloud: "Learning without thinking is death, thinking without learning is perishable!"

Many people in the carriage looked at him in surprise. After a while, as if they were motivated by a desire to win, they began to read aloud along with him.

“Learning without thinking is death, thinking without learning is danger!”

The sound of reading aloud continued to ring out, with people chasing each other and reading louder and louder. At this moment, this carriage was not just a carriage, but had become a classroom for early morning self-study.

However, Xu Shu was confused.

I had clearly followed the advice on the radio and read it aloud, so why was I still seeing it?
Not only can you see them, but there are more and more of them, and one window can no longer hold them all.

Is this broadcast reliable?
Xu Shu gritted his teeth. If it really didn't work, he would get off the train and fight with them, but at least he couldn't fight on the train.

As the face seemed to be about to penetrate the window glass, Xu Shu's fists became tighter and tighter, and a battle was about to break out.

At this tense moment, a flight attendant rushed over and looked around. She seemed unable to see the figure outside the window, but she must have received some kind of order. She held a strange small round bronze mirror in her hand and kept looking around.

Finally, her eyes fell on Xu Shu, and she ran over angrily and said, "Sir, you didn't follow the rules!"

Seeing that someone had come to deal with it, Xu Shu finally breathed a sigh of relief, spread his hands, ignored the face of the person behind him who had begun to make threats at him, and said honestly: "Miss, don't talk nonsense, you see I am reading very seriously."

"No! You didn't follow the rules! And someone here is evading the fare!!" the flight attendant suddenly almost screamed.

"I don't have one. Don't accuse me. I have a ticket..."

Xu Shu was about to refute when he was suddenly stunned and suddenly realized what was going on.

No, someone didn't buy a ticket.

Alice!
Alice the Orange Cat!

Because she was inside a cat, and everyone agreed that cats didn't need tickets to ride, she didn't buy a ticket and wasn't detected;
At the same time, she didn't read the book with him, but fell asleep with her eyes covered.

But there is no doubt that she is not a real cat, but a living person!
So these things were not aimed at me, but at Alice. But I guess they were also confused and couldn't find this person who didn't follow the rules, so they could only point the finger at me?

That's for sure!
Xu Shu's mind raced, and he quickly put the orange cat in front of him and read the rules of riding with him. At the same time, he handed the conductor 600 yuan: "This is the fee for the supplementary ticket!"

The flight attendant widened his eyes, stared at Xu Shu, and said through gritted teeth: "Remember next time, you must not... No, there will not be a next time!"

She took the money, examined the bronze mirror again, and then left angrily.

Almost at the same time, the wailing sounds that continued to repeat seemed to change back and turned into the sound of raindrops again, still lingering.

Finally, the train started moving and the sound of raindrops behind us slowly disappeared.

Some voices gradually began to be heard in the carriage, and the people on the entire train seemed to come alive.

Many of them, who had just competed with Xu Shu to see who had the loudest voice, looked over at this moment with proud expressions on their faces.

Because Xu Shu had just been interrupted by the flight attendant and had not been able to compete with them to the end, they "won" and were all very proud and arrogant, like generals who had won a battle.

Xu Shu was speechless and had no time to pay attention to them. He turned around and opened the cat bag. He found that Alice had moved her paws that were covering her eyes and yawned comfortably:

"Meow~" means, what happened? Why are you calling me out all of a sudden?
My goodness, she doesn’t know anything and yet dares to ask!

Although I might be half responsible for this matter, because I didn't realize that Alice is also a human being and must abide by the rules...

Xu Shu rolled his eyes speechlessly, pinched Mao Mao's head in anger, and said viciously: "Wake up and don't sleep!"

Alice widened her eyes and looked at Xu Shu in shock, as if she had suffered a great humiliation.

At this time, an octogenarian just entered the carriage and sat next to Xu Shu.

He was agile and strong. He sat down and looked around for a while, and his eyes suddenly fell on Xu Shuyao.

Because there were outsiders present, Alice couldn't get angry. She could only bare her teeth at Xu Shu hatefully, indicating that she would take revenge later, and then she shrank her head back into the cat bag.

The old man seemed to be attracted by Xu Shu's waist. After looking at it for a while, he took the initiative to greet him, "Young man, I see that the snake on your waist is unusual. Are you a snake cultivator? Haha, snake cultivators are not common these days."

Xu Shu: “?”

(End of this chapter)

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