Douluo: Wuhun Tianjing, Opening VS Qiandaoliu

Chapter 129: Fuck Sister

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In the evening, since Tang San had not found a suitable soul beast yet, Shrek decided to camp in the Star Dou Great Forest for one night.

"Xiao San, you are quite good at flirting with other girls." Dai Mubai said with a subtle look.

"The Dragon Snake Family is a Soul Douluo Family. Although it is not as powerful as the seven major sects, it is already very good. Even the emperors of the two empires have to give it some face. If you are with that girl named Meng Yiran, in the future..."

"Boss Dai, stop talking nonsense!" Tang San interrupted hurriedly, glancing panickedly at Xiao Wu who was sitting and chatting with Ning Rongrong not far away.

"Hey, Xiao San, don't be shy." Dai Mubai stretched out his hand to stop Tang San, and Oscar and Ma Hongjun also came over.

"That's right, Xiaosan, don't we brothers know your abilities? When Meng Yiran kissed you, if you had thought too much, could she have touched you?" Austin said with a smile.

"Don't be a coward, it's not shameful to be a man."

"That's right. Xiao Ao had several girlfriends at one time before. Even I have to admit defeat." Dai Mubai said.

"When it comes to romance, we at Shrek still have to look to Xiao Ao."

"Hey, hey, hey! That happened so long ago. We were young and ignorant! Don't mention it!" Oscar said in a panic.

"What's there to not mention? Look at me, it's so rare for me to have a girlfriend, and she even thinks I'm too strong. Alas~" Ma Hongjun said dejectedly.

Hearing this, Dai Mubai and Oscar's faces became a little stiff.

Ma Hongjun's abilities are something that any other man would envy.

But who can blame this guy for not looking good?
Only ordinary people in the village would feel that he had married a rich man and would tolerate this little fat boy. However, soul masters, or soul masters of the same level as him, would never be interested in him.

Of course, they felt that they would not hope to have Ma Hongjun's ability!
When this fat guy's eyes turn red, he looks no different from a sow in estrus!

very horrible!
Ma Hongjun has to spend a lot of time on these aspects, otherwise he will die!

Moreover, if something goes wrong down there, the evil fire toxin produced by the evil fire phoenix won't be able to be excreted, and this fat guy will really be in trouble.

For them, this kind of thing is fun, but for Ma Hongjun, it is his life.

Anything that is forced will never make the person involved happy.

Besides, Ma Hongjun didn't have much money, and if he went to a brothel to solve this problem, the things they dealt with would be... indescribable. Anyway, they couldn't bring themselves to do it!

Only someone like Ma Hongjun who wants to survive can endure it!
"I really didn't react at that time!" Tang San retorted.

"No reaction?" Dai Mubai raised his eyebrows.

"Xiao San, you can only fool outsiders with these words. Don't pretend in front of your brothers. With your reaction speed, even Teacher Zhao is sometimes not as fast as you. You are also the only one among us who can dodge Xiao Wu's teleportation attack. With Meng Yiran's ability at that time, could you dodge it?"

"Xiao San, we are all brothers, stop pretending, we understand~"

"Yes."

Oscar and Ma Hongjun also responded.

It’s not a big deal. With Tang San’s talent and ability, let alone having three wives and four concubines, it would not be an exaggeration to have a large number of wives and concubines.

This is how the world is. The strong can rightfully own everything, including everything that is weaker than them.

"Xiao Gang, your disciple is really comparable to you."

Not far away, Flanders and Yu Xiaogang also sat together and chatted.

The last time the two brothers came to the Star Dou Forest together was more than 20 years ago. In the blink of an eye, half of their lives had passed.

"What do you mean?" Yu Xiaogang was stunned.

"My popularity with women." Flanders showed a subtle expression.

Who would have thought that the high and mighty female pope of Wuhun City had a youthful past with Yu Xiaogang, whom people called a waste?
Moreover, Liu Erlong is one of the few powerful women in Douluo Continent.

He also wanted to know why these powerful women looked at Yu Xiaogang differently?
Is it really because of Yu Xiaogang’s wisdom?

To be honest, he found it unlikely.

After all, in this world, the strong are respected. Theoretical masters only talk a lot in normal times, but when something really happens, no one will listen to his nonsense.

Just take the encounter with the snake lady and Meng Yiran this afternoon. If Yu Xiaogang was the only one there, none of these children would have survived!
Reason? What is reason?
Honesty and trustworthiness? Or a model of morality?
No use?

Fists are the truth!
Everything else is just empty talk!
As long as you are strong enough, everything you say is truth and everything you do is justice!
Therefore, he suspected that these powerful female spirit masters all had strange tastes. Could it be that they all liked men like Yang Yu Xiaogang who could be played with? After all, he had no way to resist.

"Flanders, what do you mean by that look?" Yu Xiaogang looked doubtful.

"Hehe! Nothing, nothing!" Flanders quickly denied.

I can’t envy you!

I really can’t envy you enough!

To be honest, for men, apart from strength, the only thing that can arouse jealousy is popularity with women!

After all, Yu Xiaogang is not that handsome, and the same goes for Tang San.

In Shrek Academy, the most handsome one has to be Oscar, followed by Dai Mubai, Tang San... talent.

The same approach as Yu Xiaogang.

"Xiao Wu, did you know this a long time ago last night and join them in scaring me?" Ning Rongrong said resentfully.

"No!" Xiao Wu looked innocent.

"I was also scared at the time and almost cried."

"Really?" Ning Rongrong's face was full of disbelief.

"Then why did they scare me but not you?"

"Because..." Xiao Wu paused.

"You are beautiful!"

"Look at you! You are so soft and tender, and you look easy to bully. You can arouse a man's desire to conquer you. How can you be like me?"

"I just look dry and unattractive!"

Ning Rongrong narrowed her eyes slightly and became more suspicious.

Xiao Wu is not attractive, what's the matter?

This girl's skin is better than hers!
Besides, Xiao Wu is too young and hasn't grown up yet. This girl has a good foundation!
Of course, the most important thing is Xiao Wu’s temperament, she is so reckless!

She doesn't have the quietness of a girl at all, just like a rabbit that loves to have fun.

To put it bluntly, children have too much of a childish vibe and are really not attractive to men...

"So what is your relationship with Brother Yi?" Ning Rongrong asked.

"Brother." Xiao Wu shrugged.

"Didn't I tell you before? Yi means the escaped rabbit."

"But your martial spirits..." Ning Rongrong looked puzzled.

Nangong Yi's martial soul is the legendary Qilin, while Xiao Wu's martial soul is a rabbit.

Logically speaking, the more powerful the martial spirit of one parent is, the greater the probability that it will be passed on to the offspring.

Even if one of their parents has a rabbit spirit, it shouldn't be just one.

"It's not kissing, it's doing it." Xiao Wu said.

"..."

"Did you do it?" Ning Rongrong was stunned.