You said you were a fake Taoist priest, but you really caught a seductive female ghost

Chapter 10: Cyber ​​blasting me? Just a little bit of fuss.

"Ah? Do I have the appearance of an emperor?" Li Dalong was shocked instantly. He didn't expect Zhou Tian to say such a thing.

So the reason why I felt that the world was unfair since I was a child was because I should be an emperor!

Although Zhou Tian’s words felt a bit strange, they made sense when you think about it carefully!
Li Dalong understood instantly that if he could really become an emperor, then it seemed that all problems would be solved!
"Ding! The host successfully spread the Dao Fa Ziran and received a random reward!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for attaining mastery of advanced swordsmanship!"

Seeing Li Dalong's surprised expression, Zhou Tian nodded secretly.

In fact, the world is like this. It is unfair to everyone. Everyone will feel confused when facing such a world.

As people get older, they become less aggressive, but this is not because their edges have been smoothed out by society, but because they have adapted to this world.

Naturally, Zhou Tian would not try to persuade Li Dalong with great sincerity to preach some profound principles, because there was no need to do so.

If the other party could understand, there would be no need for Zhou Tian to teach him. But since he didn't understand, it would be useless for Zhou Tian to explain.

"Then Taoist Priest, I have another question. What should I do if someone scolds me?"

"Should I endure it, or should I just beat him up?"

Li Dalong asked again.

Now Li Dalong is very convinced of Zhou Tian. It’s not because what Zhou Tian said makes sense, but because what Zhou Tian said is in line with his own wishes.

It felt very comfortable to listen to.

"Since he wants to be scolded, you should naturally help him."

"See who gets angry first and starts fighting. If the other person starts fighting, don't resist. If you get beaten up, you can easily get tens of thousands of dollars in medical expenses."

Zhou Tian spoke.

"The Taoist's words are like an epiphany. I have gained enlightenment!" Li Dalong nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

As soon as Li Dalong finished speaking, the system's voice sounded again in Zhou Tian's mind.

"Ding! The host successfully spread the Dao Fa Ziran and received a random reward!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the advanced sword control technique!"

Listening to the system's voice, the smile on Zhou Tian's face became even more intense.

Zhou Tian patted Li Dalong on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You can ask any other questions you have. You have unlimited potential in this life. As long as you survive these tribulations, you will be blessed with great fortune in the future."

"In our era, even if we can't become an emperor, we can definitely become a frontier official!"

Zhou Tian gave compliments generously, after all, complimenting people doesn't cost anything.

When Li Dalong listened to Zhou Tian's words, the corners of his mouth almost twitched to his neck.

He felt that Zhou Tian was simply the reincarnation of the Three Pure Ones, and there was no such awesome Taoist priest in the world.

Thinking back to the temples I had visited, all the old monks there were simply liars.

When others scold you, you should endure it. Cursing others will create bad karma and damage your merits.

But now think about it carefully, what good is it? Since the other party is looking for trouble, can I still indulge him?

Suddenly, Li Dalong seemed to have thought of something, so he immediately said to Zhou Tian: "Master, why don't you touch my head too."

"Last time I went to a temple, the abbot said that patting my head would increase my merits. I'll give you a thousand yuan so you can pat me well, okay?"

Li Dalong was very sincere and even showed a pleading expression to Zhou Tian.

Seeing this step, Zhou Tian immediately felt bad and even pulled his hand away from Li Dalong's shoulder.

What the hell are these monsters?
Although Li Dalong looks tall and strong, there is no guarantee that there will be some problems with his sexual orientation.

Let me touch you well? Do you really think I'm a technician?

"Did that group of monks tell you this? How much do they charge for touching your head once?" Zhou Tian asked back.

"Fifty." Li Dalong said.

After hearing this, Zhou Tian really didn’t know whether to cry or laugh.

It is said that today's college students are cute, but I didn't expect that people would believe such things. "Call the police, that monk is a fraud, we have to believe in science." Zhou Tian said firmly.

Fifty dollars for a touch on the head, you can’t be so ruthless in making money, right?
The technicians in the massage parlor only charge a few hundred dollars for a full body massage. Are you, an old monk, more heartless than those technicians?

"Ding! The host successfully spread the Dao Fa Ziran and received a random reward!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the high-level magic weapon: Qinglan Sword!"

Qinglan Sword: It can slay immortal gods above and demons below, and can summon the Qinglan sword spirit to aid in battle.

"Ah? But, but." Li Dalong wanted to say something.

But at this moment, everyone suddenly heard the sound of violent kicking on the door.

"Anyone here can breathe? Get out here right now!"

"Fuck, I heard the Taoist priests in your temple are awesome? Come and compete with me, your grandpa!"

A burst of vulgar insults instantly reached Zhou Tian's ears, which made him frown.

In this situation, could it be that we are facing a challenge?

But I am just a Taoist temple. If you want to challenge someone, you can’t challenge your own temple, right?
"Master, someone is causing trouble, let's call the police!" Li Dalong immediately showed a panicked expression and spoke to Zhou Tian.

But Zhou Tian simply shook his head, showing a calm expression and said: "Forgot what I told you? Since someone is looking for death, we can't indulge him."

Then Zhou Tian walked straight towards the door.

Soon, Zhou Tian saw the person who was coming.

This is a man in his thirties, dressed in black, giving people the feeling that he is not someone who can be messed with.

And in his hand, he was holding a sharpened sword.

"What do you want from me?" Zhou Tian asked directly.

"Of course I'm here to fuck you. I heard you're pretty awesome!" the man said with great disdain, looking down at Zhou Tian without even looking him in the eye.

"Oh? How do you know that I'm so awesome?" Zhou Tian asked with some confusion.

I am usually very low-key, so logically speaking, no one should cause trouble for me.

If you include Liu Dongqiang from last night, this is the second one.

"Nonsense, are you still playing dumb in front of me? You are the first on the trending search list right now."

"Nothing to say, do you dare to compete with me?"

The middle-aged man said again.

"So that's how it is. Wait a minute, let me check the trending search list." Zhou Tian said, and directly opened a certain blog.

The first on the trending search list.

[Shocked, a certain Taoist priest actually did such a shameful thing to the female anchor, is this a distortion of human nature or]

Zhou Tian clicked on it and immediately saw a video, which was a conversation between himself and Chen Yuhan.

The video is not complete. It must have been edited by someone on purpose. It instantly makes Zhou Tian become a Taoist priest who thinks he is noble and has bad intentions.

Zhou Tian scrolled down and looked at the comments. Most of them were criticizing Zhou Tian, ​​saying that he was not a serious Taoist priest.

And most of these trolls are fairies.

But there are also a few people who support Zhou Tian and think that his mental state is very free and easy.

"So that's how it is. I'm considered a little famous now." Zhou Tian nodded, then turned off his phone.

Some people are very afraid of cyber violence and think that being scolded is a terrible thing.

But Zhou Tian is not worried about anything. In this world, traffic is king, and being scolded is not a bad thing.

Then, Zhou Tian looked at the middle-aged man in front of him again and said slowly: "Okay, since you want to challenge me, then give it a try."

As he spoke, a Qinglan sword suddenly appeared in Zhou Tian's hand!

(End of this chapter)