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Chapter 89 Charlotte Lingling: Xia Ya, when will you come to marry my daughter?
Chapter 89 Charlotte Lingling: Xia Ya, when will you come to marry my daughter? (Subscribe)
"Dark-Dark Fruit?!"
Char looked at the devil fruit in his hand that was emitting a purple glow, and his brows slightly furrowed.
Legend has it that every devil fruit has its own will!
Rather than humans choosing devil fruits, it is more common for fruits to choose their masters...
Since the Dark-Dark Fruit has fallen into Char's hands, it means that in the eyes of the Dark-Dark Fruit, his great master Char is the real darkness in this world.
Compared to Char, who is concerned about his country and his people, Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach, who is still lurking on the ship of the "world's strongest man" Whitebeard Edward Newgate, seems to be playing Pirate House!
Dark Fruit: "Oh! Honorable Saint Char! Compared to your darkness, my destined master, Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach, is like an upright hero with infinite persistence in his dreams! You randomly execute a sea legend every year on average, kill more than 100,000 samurai in Wano Country, sell Wano Country to Kaido, make millions of people live in dire straits like ants in a hot pot, and snatched Oden's wife. You are the real darkness in this world."
However, Xia was not satisfied with this result...
"Am I dark? Don't talk nonsense, this is clearly slander..."
"I am the kindest man in the world."
Char looked at the devil fruit in his hand, feeling extremely sad and angry...
He admitted that it was not easy for him, Xia Yasheng, to live until now because he had to take care of the relationships between four or five stunning beauties around him every day!
Not only does he have to pay emotional value to his women every day, but he also has to do physical labor at night. In addition, he has to find a way to make everyone satisfied...
All right! He Xia admitted that for the sake of his own little family and to live a better life in this world in the future, he was forced to do some things that were misunderstood by the world!
But, does anyone know how much he, Xia Yasheng, has contributed to this world? !
Indeed, the chickens, ducks, and fish in Char's farms were all factory-farmed. The salmon were all raised in stinky ditches, and the fish's bodies began to develop sores. The antibiotic content in the sea where the fish were raised was so high that it could be used to give people intravenous drips...
Xia Yasheng also admitted that the exquisite golden-feathered chickens raised in their factory, with the growth hormone formulated by Xia Yasheng himself, only needed forty-five days from hatching to entering everyone's taste buds!
Because Char had fused the bloodline factors of sea kings into the chickens' bloodlines, it only took forty-five days for the chickens in Char's factory to grow into chickens as big as a young Tyrannosaurus Rex and weigh dozens of tons (the Tyrannosaurus Rex of this world).
But who knew that the chicken farms under Char's command ensured the protein supply for more than 90% of the countries in the entire world?
In addition, Xia also admitted that he allowed the heifers to become pregnant at the age of one and a half, and then used mechanical milking, which caused a large number of cows to suffer from mastitis and eventually contaminated the dairy products. This is not only inhumane to the animals, but also poses a serious risk to food safety!
But who would have known that milk, which was only affordable for nobles in this sea before, is now sold at the same price as water. Is it all due to the contribution of Shaya Saint? !
The people on this sea are almost starving, who cares about food safety? ! He, the Saint Xia, understood a truth from his previous life, as long as the price he sells is low enough, then we should not despise each other! He, Xia, is the only and only Snow King on this sea, and it is he, Xia, who feeds countless people in the world!
The legendary Joy Boy, besides being a fool all day, how many food factories does he have under his control? Does he know what industrial farming is? Does he know what genetically modified soybeans are?
Could Joyboy be like him, Xia Sheng, who combined the bloodline factors of sea kings and giant octopuses to breed a chicken the same size as Godzilla, with more than a hundred wings and more than three hundred chicken claws, and look like the Outer God 'Cthulhu'?
Not at all!
JOEBOY He can't do it at all!
To sum up, he feeds countless people in the world and causes the obesity rate in the world to soar, thus driving the pharmaceutical industry to continuously research anti-hypertension, anti-hyperlipidemia and anti-hyperglycemia drugs. He is the real sun god Nika and the real Joy Boy in this world.
"It was I, Saint Xia, who brought meat, eggs, and milk to the people!"
"I am the real Nika, I am the Joyboy who makes the world smile!"
Char is proud of what he has done.
As for Char, after he became the commander-in-chief of the World Government, he cleared out the powerful men on the sea at a rate of one legendary figure per year...
Char also had something to say about this matter.
First of all, Roger himself is about to die...
Roger's death had nothing to do with him. Not only did he make Roger's death great, he also let Roger's wife and son survive. He is simply a saint.
As for Oden, the tens of thousands of samurai under Oden and Kurozumi Orochi, the nobles of Wano Country, the great pirate Shiki the Golden Lion, the Red Count Baroric Redfield, and the world destroyer Bondi World, they deserved to die!
Killing a person who deserves to die, is that murder? That is not murder at all...
That's called letting these people be liberated early!
"Bulu Bulu..."
Just when Char was looking at the Dark-Dark Fruit in front of him and feeling unhappy, a shrill sound of Den Den Mushi interrupted Char's thoughts.
"Click~"
Char casually connected the Den Den Mushi.
"Hey, Griffin! Our company encountered a small problem in the West Sea. The mafia here joined forces with a group of non-World Government member countries to destroy our ten grain transport ships! You know, my country and forces are all in the South China Sea, and it is not easy to intervene in the West Sea..."
The Den Den Mushi was connected, and Doflamingo's voice was heard from inside.
"Doflamingo! Do you really need me to teach you how to do such a trivial thing?!"
"Call Zhan Guo now in my name and ask him to dispatch 20 naval ships to directly launch a demon-killing order against those blind non-member countries of the World Government!"
"All those who survived the Demon Slayer Order will be sent to the Kingdom of Bridges, Taiqila Wolf Bridge Repair! Let them spend their entire lives in labor reform..."
"Oh! By the way, tell Zhan Guo! If you want to go to the country of the bridge to repair the bridge, you must also undergo a political review! Our world government is determined to fight against evil to the end..."
"So don't have any mafia members, let them all die!"
"Damn, you are a bunch of bastards. Why are you pretending to be gangsters in front of our World Government?! When the World Government made its fortune in the underworld eight hundred years ago, the ancestors of these little bastards were still in their mothers' wombs."
After Char finished speaking, he hung up the phone with Doflamingo.
"..."
On the other side, Doflamingo looked at Char hanging up the phone, his eyes twitching slightly. He thought he was a beast enough, but compared to Char who was in the Holy Land, he found that he was still too kind.
For a time, Doflamingo even wanted to write an autobiography called "About the Years When Our Family Was Forced Out of the Holy Land by Other Celestial Dragons for Being Not Enough of Being Animals."
At the moment when Char hung up the Den Den Mushi, the Dark-Dark Fruit in front of him suddenly lit up with a purple glow! Dark-Dark Fruit: "Well! This master made the right choice! Compared to Char, even I am not dark enough..."
"Bulu Bulu..."
Not long after Char gave the order to Doflamingo, he suddenly received another call. This time the call was not from outside, but from inside the Holy Land.
"Click~"
Char didn't think much and answered the Den Den Mushi directly.
“Char! You need to be more restrained! You just executed the Red Count and the World Destroyer. You shouldn’t make any big moves now. You need to proceed cautiously…”
As Char answered the call, a hoarse voice came from inside.
Looking at the entire world, the only ones who dared to speak to Char in such a tone were the Five Elders, who were at the pinnacle of power in the World Government and the undisputed rulers of the world.
"Steady? How can you expect me to be steady?"
"Are you going to wait until the prophecy comes true, Joyboy is successfully resurrected, and comes with a brand new huge kingdom before you start to exert your strength?"
"That's enough! You five old guys, just shut up and stay in your meeting room quietly with your eyes open!"
"Watch how I defeat Joyboy..."
After saying this, Char hung up the phone. In the Holy Land, in the Council Hall of the World's Highest Powers.
"..."
After hearing what Char said, the five elders fell silent.
"Sometimes, I really think that Char is quite radical..."
After a moment of silence, the most radical hawkish representative among the Five Elder Stars, the World Government's God of Science Defense, Zeigolucia Satan, spoke truthfully.
Ever since Char became the commander-in-chief of the World Government, all the powerful men of Roger's generation have been killed by Char...
In addition, legends like Fisher Tiger were dried into small fish by Char and fed to the sea kings before they became legends.
"At least the World Government led by Char is stronger than ever since its creation eight hundred years ago! The four seas we command are more peaceful than ever before, right?! Perhaps, Char can become our sixth person..."
The 'God of Environment' Marcus Maz Saint stroked his long beard and spoke very seriously.
As we all know, there are six Five Elder Stars in total...
cough cough...
On the other side, after Char had left the Five Elders speechless.
The Den Den Mushi in front of him rang again.
"Bulu Bulu..."
Char frowned as he heard the voice in his ear.
I don’t know what happened today!
Why do these calls keep coming one after another...
"Crack!"
After being silent for a while, Xia finally answered the phone.
"MAMA! MAMA..."
As soon as the Den Den Mushi in Char's hand was connected, a familiar wild laugh came from it!
"You are BIGMOM? Charlotte Lingling?!"
Char asked, listening to the familiar voice.
"Tianlongren boy! Do you still remember the agreement between you and me?"
Lingling asked Xia.
After Red Count Baloric Redfield was executed by Char, Whitebeard became even more silent and Kaido became even more insane...
Only Lingling is more determined to cooperate with the World Government.
"certainly……"
Upon hearing this, Xia nodded slightly.
"My daughter will be an adult next year, so you can arrange your wedding now!"
Charlotte Lingling preaches this.
"A wedding with your daughter? Isn't it too early..."
Xia Ya thought for a moment and asked Lingling back.
"What's up kid! Are you planning on going back on your word?"
"Who do you think I am? How could I be fooled by you?"
After hearing what Char said, Charlotte Linlin shouted angrily.
"MAMA! MAMA!"
Then, Charlotte Linlin seemed to have thought of something, and she suddenly burst into laughter: "If you, Char, don't plan to marry my daughter, I will go and marry that guy Kaido. I heard that Kaido now occupies Wano Country and owns the world's largest weapons factory and seastone quarry! It seems that cooperating with him is not a bad idea! After I unite with Kaido, I can use a lot of funds to win over Wang Zhi. With Wang Zhi's joining, the old man Whitebeard will not be able to be arrogant! However, this is not what you, the World Government, want to see, right? The birth of a brand new and more powerful Rocks Pirates..."
"You're kidding. Kaido killed Kozuki Oden. Kaido and Whitebeard are on opposite sides of righteousness! Pirates also value righteousness, right? Linlin..."
Xia let out a low laugh, seemingly not threatened by Lingling at all.
"Asshole! Kaido was definitely tricked by a little brat like you..."
Lingling is clear-headed...
No, to be precise, except for the old and confused Lingling, Charlotte Lingling is wise and powerful most of the time!
Even Charlotte Linlin, who snatched the devil fruit from the World Government and escaped unscathed during the God Valley incident, is one of the biggest winners.
"Just tell me straight, are you going to marry her or not?!"
Charlotte Linlin asked Char.
"Of course..."
In response, Char smiled softly, his eyes gleaming with ferocity.
Let alone marrying Charlotte Lingling's daughter, if he could get the Ten Thousand Kingdoms, let him marry all of Lingling's pretty daughters home, and it's not impossible for him, Char...
"I'll wait for you to come and propose marriage!"
Charlotte Lingling said this and hung up the Den Den Mushi.
"Charlotte Lingling will give you a satisfactory answer..."
In response, Char just smiled softly.
"Stussie, get ready to go out..."
"Let's start our plan for Charlotte Lingling's bloodline factor!"
Char smiled slightly, his expression revealing his curiosity about the super bloodline factor contained in Charlotte Linlin, the most talented person in the world, a woman who could defeat a giant hero at the age of five.
Yes, in Char's opinion...
Charlotte Lingling is the most talented person in this ocean!
Teacher Kai and Barrett, who have been dominating the new world since they were ten years old!
Furthermore, the talents of King Luffy and others who are the chosen ones are even more exaggerated and powerful!
Four thousand words!
(End of this chapter)
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