Short video spoiler history: The beginning of modern warfare

Chapter 15 Shaqima, Do You Want to Eat It?

Chapter 15 Shaqima, Do You Want to Eat It?
During the Zhenguan period, Li Shimin watched with a smile.

The "fairy" in the sky has delicate makeup and revealing clothes, but for the king of a country, it is just a little fresh.

Although this also made Li Shimin, who was in his thirties and full of vigor and vitality, feel a little hot, that was all.

Late Han Dynasty, Yecheng.

Cao Cao was so fascinated that his eyes were blurred.

Rumor has it that Boss Cao loves married women, but in ancient times people got married early, so the so-called married women are probably no older than 25, and most of them should be between 18 and 25. Aren’t these female college students?

Therefore, the pleasing beauties in the sky are professional matches and are very much to Cao Cao's taste.

【First of all, I am a staunch atheist】

【Going to her hometown with friends】

[Her fields are halfway up the mountain]

[I went to pick vegetables with him, and she gave me an orange to eat on the way]

[I asked her where it came from and I didn't see you take it when I left]

[She said you just eat it]

[After walking for a while, I passed by a grave]

[She asked me, do you want to eat shaqima?]

The video is short and ends with an emoji of a shivering dog.

Late Han Dynasty, Nanjun.

Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and their companions were so shocked that they were burnt inside and out.

During the Zhenguan period, Chang'an City.

Li Shimin complained in his heart that it turned out that these rascals in later generations were spoiled and were not only rude to the royal family and the emperor, but also to the deceased.

It turns out I was overthinking it!
Thinking about it this way, it seems that my reputation is still pretty good. Apart from the Xuanwu Gate Incident which has been repeatedly brought up and criticized, there are no other black spots on me.

Look at that Kang Mazi, Qian Xiaosi, Zhu Qizhen, Sun Shiwan
Hey.

As he was thinking, he couldn't help but giggle. As he was laughing, he caught a glimpse of Wei Zheng's frown. He quickly stopped smiling, coughed twice, and then condemned him righteously.

A bunch of ministers below lowered their heads and held their breath.
"If you believe it, it's a tribute; if you don't believe it, it's just wild shaqima"

"The brave will die of overeating, and the timid will die of starvation"

Cemetery Purchase

"I thought tomb sweeping was sweeping other people's graves, and I went there all the time when I was a kid."

"Then a few days later, rumors began to spread in the village that the great-grandmother of so-and-so had appeared and loved to eat oranges and shaqima [dog head]"

I think your friend is the real atheist

"After I die, you can take whatever you want, but you have to say thank you"

In Guanzhong, a kid from Yangjia Village sat on a pile of firewood and asked his grandfather: "Grandfather, what is Shaqima?"

The man, who looked to be in his fifties, wiped his sweat. Oranges were common, but Shaqima had never heard of them before, so she could only make up some lies to get away with it.

During the Hongwu period, Zhu Yuanzhang was also a little powerless to complain.

The people of later generations are really carefree. They seem to be fearless of life and death and do not believe in ghosts and gods.

With such a character, it seems a bit difficult to ask them to respect the dead, let alone the ancient emperors and royal family members who are the topics of conversation among them.

[Why don't countries as rich as Saudi Arabia dare to take advantage of him?]

[In fact, they are afraid of the 35 DF-3 ballistic missiles in Saudi Arabia’s hands]

[Since they introduced DF-1987 from a certain big country in the East in 3, they have no rivals on the battlefield in the Middle East]

The scene changed again, and this time it was the channel that Li Shimin was extremely interested in.
In fact, there are many kinds of clips played on the sky screen. Generally speaking, Li Shimin prefers this kind of "illusion" about military weapons and revealing the future, because it means that the Tang Dynasty may benefit from it, which is a move that benefits the country and the people.

The court officials of the Tang Dynasty, on the contrary, hoped that one day they would be able to see their names reflected in the sky. That would allow their names to be recorded in history. Who could refuse that?
However, some of the noble sons and knights-errant in the Tang Dynasty were obsessed with stories about the martial arts world and Emperor Huang Tian.

As for the common people, gossip, medical folk remedies, and watching the manifestations of saints in the future are all very good.

The peddlers who traveled around to do business tried their best to find possible business opportunities from the sky curtain. For example, the sky curtain just mentioned that fish oil was the reason why the hair of the Xili wolf became shiny. It was a good thing.

You know, all the nobles in Chang'an and Luoyang cities have a dozen special animals in their houses, right?

As the saying goes, what goes up goes down. Do you think only the nobles in Chang'an City like to rub cats?

During the Hongwu period, Jinling City.

Zhu Yuanzhang was also delighted, as he learned from the sky that, apart from the "Qing" that appeared out of nowhere, the Ming Dynasty was the empire closest to later generations.

Therefore, if any information about weapons appears in the sky, even if it is about the general direction, there is a great chance that the Ming Dynasty can imitate it.

And Tianmu is so serious about it. 35 weapons are invincible in the Middle East. They are definitely the country's most important weapons!

"The territory of the Middle East is no less than that of our Ming Dynasty. Only 35 missiles can intimidate one side? Could this be just nonsense from later generations?" Hu Weiyong was a little unconvinced.

"What Prime Minister Hu said is absolutely right!" Many officials echoed.

"Looking at the power of the Sky Canopy weapons before, the powerful ones can only destroy a mountain or a river. Even if there are 35 heavy weapons, it will not help. How can it deter the heroes?"

"In the wars of the country, you generals are ten times more capable than me. Tell me, generals, why should victory or defeat in war be determined only by fighting?"

"That makes sense!" A group of soldiers were put on the rack and roasted, so they couldn't fart after holding it in for a long time.

You can't just say yes and then indirectly prove that you are a loser. It makes no difference whether I'm there or not.

Besides, from ancient times to the present, I have never heard of any weapon that can shock an entire region!
"Useless things!"

Zhu Yuanzhang scolded in his heart but smiled on the surface. In fact, he did not believe it either. However, since Tianmu appeared, he had always made relevant comments on the past and the present. Therefore, he was happy to see the discussion among his ministers and was waiting for Tianmu's further explanation.

Late Han Dynasty, Yecheng.

Xun Yu asked in confusion, "Only 35 missiles can shock an entire region?"

"Wenhe, what do you think?" Xun Yu asked.

Jia Xu was also confused, and complained in his heart: What can an old man like me know? Don't bother me.
However, he put on a smile on his face and after thinking for a while, he couldn't come up with an answer.

They learned from the sky that the area in the Middle East was roughly south of Europe, northeast of Africa, and west of the Western Regions.

Can a mere 35 weapons deter such a large area?
Even if they were weapons that had been displayed in the sky before, the striking power of one weapon might only be enough to flatten a mountain. How could these 35 weapons possibly shock an entire region?
[Since Israel declared independence in 1948, the unrest in the Middle East has never stopped]

[Saudi Arabia is a country with a large territory, poor at fighting, and oil sizzling out of the ground. The Saudi king is so worried that he can't sleep all night.]

[The hundreds of billions of dollars spent on buying inferior weapons every year are all substandard products]

[The oil under our feet will sooner or later be added to the American gas tank]

[So having a killer weapon to dominate the Middle East has become the most urgent need for this country]

[At that time, they first placed their hopes on Iraq's nuclear weapons, but the air strike by 14 Israeli F16 fighter jets]

[Reducing Iraq's nuclear reactor, which had been painstakingly built for decades, to ashes]

[With the outbreak of the Iran-Iraq War, we watched the flames of war reach our doorstep]

[Deploying ballistic missiles has become the best choice for the Saudi king]

[Although Saudi Arabia is rich, it has no scientific research capabilities and it is impossible for it to develop missiles on its own]

[Their original intention was to buy directly from the United States, because Saudi Arabia was still a staunch ally of the United States at the time]

[However, since the US-Soviet rivalry had reached its late stages at the time, the two sides had already signed the Nakajima Treaty]

[If the United States sells Lance missiles to Saudi Arabia again, it will obviously violate the treaty]

[And Israel is absolutely against Saudi Arabia deploying missiles in the country]

[For the United States, it’s not that it doesn’t want to help this little brother]

[Israel, the leader in the Middle East, is obviously more important than Saudi Arabia]

[After all this, I failed and had to find another way out.]

[At that time, the only people who could think of it besides the United States was the Soviet Union]

[The Soviet Union also resolutely refused to sell]

[There are many reasons, but to put it bluntly, Saudi Arabia is an ally of the United States and stands on the opposite side of the Soviet Union. Not beating it up is already considered good quality.] [Seeing that it is isolated by two superpowers and cannot buy missiles, it can only wait to be blocked by neighboring countries.]

[The helpless Saudi king can only look to the East]

[Because at that time, apart from the United States and the Soviet Union, China was the only country in the world that could produce ballistic missiles]

[At that time, China itself was not involved in the US-Soviet rivalry, so it would not have too many concerns about selling missiles]

[In this way, the great transaction of the century officially begins]

[The Saudi king could never have imagined that a decision he made 35 years ago would completely solve the country's territorial security problem]

Late Han Dynasty, Nanjun.

"People in later generations are too slow!" Zhang Fei muttered.

"Wide!"

"Just be patient!" Liu Bei consoled him kindly. In fact, he was also anxious to see the power of the DF-3, but at the same time he also knew that the causes and consequences were important. This was a game between several major global forces in the future.

The sentence "completely solving the national territorial security" did raise his expectations.

Zhuge Liang was looking at the several forces on the bamboo slips, wondering what he was thinking.

[After the trade requests were rejected by the United States and the Soviet Union, the only hope was the East, but the two countries had not yet established diplomatic relations.]

[Their delegation could only go through Pakistan to avoid American surveillance and come to China]

[After seeing my country's missile technology strength, the King of Saudi Arabia hurriedly sent his Prince Sultan to China to buy missiles]

[What he didn't expect was that this negotiation went exceptionally smoothly]

[According to Prince Sultan’s recollection, their budget at the time was 100 billion US dollars]

[Plan to purchase 20-30 missiles, each missile costs 3-5 million]

[Since they had never purchased such heavy strategic weapons before, they directly asked the Chinese delegation to make an offer at the negotiation table]

[It was also the first time for my country to do such a business, considering that the cost of a DF-3 is 300 million US dollars]

[Adding R&D expenses and post-maintenance, a total of $1 million is more than enough]

[So our delegation hesitantly raised a finger]

[So a thrilling bargaining began]

[Prince Sultan was shocked when he saw this, and wondered if he should buy more at such a low price, so he quickly said he would ask their king for permission]

[When our people saw Sultan’s reaction, they thought that this was the end, and the business they had worked so hard to get was going to fail.]

[When we were considering whether to lower the price, Prince Sultan immediately said that 35 million is million, we want .]

[The Chinese representative was shocked by the 10-fold reverse price cut, and it was the buyer who took the initiative to cut the price]

Ah? ? ?
Can we still do this kind of business?
Reverse bargaining was so difficult that Zhang Fei couldn't find the right words to express his feelings.

“Why is trade between the two countries priced in US dollars?” Zhuge Liang was puzzled, but he keenly captured this question and wrote it down next to “US-Soviet Rivalry.”

“For such a large-scale trade, is it barter or currency?”

"33 times the profit!" Liu Bei counted on his fingers for a long time, his face full of disbelief!

Ten thousand is one hundred million. If we use five-zhu coins to settle accounts, then
Guan Yu also widened his eyes, no longer as arrogant as before!
What? 33 times profit?
The people who were not in charge did not take it seriously at first, but they were shocked when they heard Liu Bei's exclamation!

It’s not their fault that they are insensitive, but rather that everyone is bad at math.

During the Yuanshou period, Liu Che shed tears of poverty.

During the Zhenguan period, Li Shimin almost bit off his tongue!
33 times profit!

In other words, does the DF-3 really have the power to shock an entire region?!
I, Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of Tang, want it with my real name, even if it means selling everything I have!

During the Hongwu period, in the Ming Palace in Nanjing City, all the ministers remained silent!
You can't say that you understand the power of DF-600 weapons better than the people involved in it after 3 years, right?

There are no fools in this world. If you feel confused about something, it may be that you just don’t understand the inside story.

One weapon costs $1 million.

33 times the profit! What kind of power is worth this price?

Zhu Yuanzhang was extremely jealous, but he still had to remain rational, so he called the Minister of Revenue Yang Siyi and asked him a question.

“Why is trade between the two countries denominated in U.S. dollars?”

In fact, what Zhu Yuanzhang wanted to ask more was, with such a large-scale trade in foreign currency, is this currency paper money or copper coins?

Of course, he had already confirmed in his heart that it could not be copper coins. If it were copper coins, how much copper ore would have to be mined to meet the needs of the trade!

This is just an arms deal between the two countries. If it were to expand to the world, it would be unimaginable.

But if it is paper money, aren’t you afraid that the other party will print money recklessly?
The past of the Yuan Dynasty is still vivid in our memory!

Zhu Yuanzhang asked this question because he was, of course, poor. He was so poor that he could hardly pay the soldiers.

He also thought about printing banknotes, and of course he knew the bad consequences of doing so. However, when he thought of the hard days during the Yuan Dynasty, he was soft-hearted and did not make up his mind.

Now that I have found an opportunity, of course I want to see if there is any good solution. If that doesn't work, I can only go back to the old way of using Yuan Tongxing Baochao.

[You have to know that at that time, all of my country’s foreign exchange reserves added up to only US$21 billion]

[The Saudi tycoon waved his hand and gave 35 billion, and just like that, a deal that both sides felt was a huge profit was successfully completed]

[It is said that after the negotiation, both parties left the venue immediately, fearing that the other party would go back on their word]

[In order to express our sincerity, our country also donated another missile and helped them build a missile launch base.]

[In this way, 36 DF-3 ballistic missiles ensured 30 years of peace in Saudi Arabia]

[During the Gulf War, Iraq's 10-strong army occupied Kuwait in just one day and stationed troops on the Saudi border ready to invade at any time]

[However, Saudi Arabia successfully scared off hundreds of thousands of Iraqi troops with the video footage of the DF-3 missile test]

[Since then, every military parade and various military exhibitions in my country have become Saudi Arabia’s Double Eleven shopping spree]

By the end of the video, Zhang Fei felt a little disappointed as he didn't see the DF-3 he had been longing for.

The same goes for Liu Bei. What kind of weapon could be worth 1 million yuan?

Not only the people at the end of the Han Dynasty, but also during the Zhenguan and Hongwu years, everyone was crazy about it and could only pray that the young man in front of the curtain would be kind enough to "search" for it.

What kind of weapon can scare off an army of 100,000! ! ?
"In fact, I am not afraid of the 35 missiles, but the one I am afraid of might be a mushroom egg [covering face]"

The 36th one is, the remote control is in our hands

"We were so poor that we dared to sell everything"

Based on the literal meaning alone, it was difficult for Li Shimin to understand what a mushroom egg was, but the comments directly pointed out that what was bought for 35 billion was the accessory, and the truly precious one was the one that was given as a gift.

"One does not know how rich the other is, and the other does not know how poor the other is"

"Some time ago, they wanted 12 of our 052s, but they didn't sell them [covering face]"

"I think it's not appropriate to sell a second-hand one, so I'll make a new 2D extended version and sell it."

"What is selling? It's taking your money and leaving my boat [covering face]"

Take your money and get off my boat!
With just ten words, the image of a local tyrant comes to life on paper.

Countless sons of nobles and knights were envious and went crazy. The supernatural powers displayed by this man made them feel inferior.

If one day I could say this to the mama-san at Chun Man Lou, it would be really - Thai pants hot!

"Young man, you are really conscientious in doing business"

"What about DF-41? The cost is already 23 billion"

"That thing is an intercontinental missile, I can't sell it! !"

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the numerous comments on Tianmu and put on a mask of pain.

DF-41 should be a subsequent improvement?
What is 23 billion???

The cost is only 23 billion???
Your weapons are made of gold???
In all times and spaces, countless businessmen complained, but then reacted.

It seems that gold is not as expensive as this.
That's fine.

(End of this chapter)

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