Short video spoiler history: The beginning of modern warfare

Chapter 17: Mississippi Tide

Li Shimin could see that the young man in front of the sky curtain liked these clips very much. He watched more than a dozen videos over and over again for half an hour.

I don’t know whether to read a story or listen to music.

It’s not that he has no patience, but some of the conversations are really a bit corny?

For example:
Huanhuan, you have a new order. Can you please handle it promptly?
What order?
My loneliness, loving you is a lonely matter

Another example:
Huanhuan, do you know what moxibustion is?

What is it?
Love means I always bother you

Not only Li Shimin himself, but all the court ministers were so embarrassed that they could claw their way out of the Tai Chi Palace.

He could also get a general idea from these fragments, and the story took place about 1000 years later.

They are all bullshit, so let's not talk about them.

At a time when the spiritual development of the people in Chang'an and Luoyang was generally insufficient, this incident was undoubtedly a bombshell and spread quickly.

In less than half a day, the news spread throughout Chang'an that Dapangju's concubine had committed adultery with the prince and gave birth to a son.

Of course, they certainly didn't dare to spread the story in their own time, so they attributed the incident to some emperors before the Tang Dynasty.

Then, the emperors before the Tang Dynasty suffered a lot.

In the 15th year of Jian'an, Nanjun.

Zhang Fei had nothing to do, but after listening so much he learned to hum a line or two.

Be heartless and live a carefree life.

Anyway, if the sky falls, we have the eldest brother, the second brother and the military advisor to hold it up.

Soon, the scene changed.

[Netizen from Northeast China: He has never been a rigid mountain, he just doesn’t make a fuss for me]

【I know everything about Erbin】

[He knew that the ground on Central Avenue was slippery, he knew that the thick door curtain would slap people in the face, and he also knew that eating baked sweet potatoes directly would burn your mouth]

[So he set up a stall on the steps of Central Avenue]

[Tied up the thick door curtain]

[They were also thoughtful enough to give them a spoon to break the sweet potatoes]

[He knows that sugarcane with skin is hard to chew, and he knows that the previous creative refrigerator magnets were too childish]

[He also knows that everyone likes to set off fireworks and watch tigers]

[So he peeled and sliced ​​sugarcane and put it in boxes, and he made refrigerator magnets into quicksand and AR]

[It’s not that he doesn’t know, he just doesn’t do it for me]

[Erbin, I once fell for you, but it’s better not to mention it]

During the Jian'an period, Yecheng.

The 23-year-old Cao Pi suddenly remembered the sugarcane fields he planted in his hometown.

He likes to eat sweet things. Two years ago, when he passed by his hometown with the army, he planted half an acre of sugarcane when he had nothing to do in his hometown.

He even wrote a poem to show off this.

Of course, sugarcane is not only a sweet to him, but also a weapon for fighting, which is very useful in fighting.

I wonder what's happening with these sugarcanes now?

Would it taste better if eaten in slices?

In Nanjun, Zhang Fei complained mercilessly: "Sugarcane needs to be sliced? People in later generations are too delicate."

Everyone looked at each other. It was understandable to lay carpets on the street ahead and tie up the door curtains, but the slicing of sugarcane was really shocking.

During the Zhenguan period, Chang'an City.

On the contrary, some restaurant and brothel owners agree with this.

But what is even more curious is who Erbin is courting.

"Sugarcane slices are so savage that they shock the southerners"

"I thought you were a military general and not very caring. I was also thinking about the gentleness and kindness of the southern girl, and I was afraid I couldn't match her."

"My mother's dowry of three boats and five carts was worth marrying to anyone"

Many women in the secular world are descendants of criminals and can read and write a few words.

Looking at Tianmu’s comments, I actually felt a little sad.

Gan Tang pursed her lips. If a woman in this world gets married and becomes a good woman with only a few grievances, it would probably be a blessing.

The world is vast and beyond human control, and the red dust is unforgiving.

"Cut the sweet and sour pork into pieces. What does my punctured upper gums mean to me?"

You're Crispy

《3 billion in 60 days! ! ! Forget about laying carpets, I'd even chew up sugarcane and feed it to you》

What a beautiful thought!

"I'm asking, if a rich woman spent 3 billion on you in 60 days, and she asked to put sugar in the tofu pudding, would you put it in? If she asked to slice the sugar cane, would you cut it? 3 billion in 60 days, that's 60 billion!!!"

Li Shimin rubbed his eyes in disbelief: How much???
"Everyone, please pay attention to the dragon's body!" Fang Xuanling was quick to support him as he was about to stagger and fall.

Li Shimin ignored it and confirmed that it was correct. 3 billion was spent in 60 days?
As the man who knew the Tang Dynasty best, he knew that even if all the national banks worked at full capacity, they would not be able to mint 3 billion Kaiyuan Tongbao coins in three days.

Nanjun in the late Han Dynasty.

A bunch of question marks popped up in everyone's minds.

Pang Tong and Zhuge Liang understood the huge gap in national strength between the Han Dynasty and later generations, and both gave up.

Liu Bei, who had been displaced and impoverished throughout his life, must have felt very sad, and Cao Cao felt that his rice with toppings was no longer delicious.

No, isn’t there such a huge gap between countries?

During the Hongwu period, Jinling City.

Even though he didn't see it with his own eyes, just hearing this number made Zhu Yuanzhang jealous. Money is required everywhere!
The Northern Expedition requires money, enfeoffment of soldiers requires money, building palaces requires money, and building official schools requires money.

He also has to spend money to support those corrupt and incompetent officials under him!
If you don't become a householder, you don't know that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive.

Among the common people, many business owners were extremely jealous, as that was an enormous amount of wealth.

Not to mention the 60 billion, just drinking that soup will ensure you will never have to worry about food and drink in your next life.

For the sake of overwhelming wealth, what's wrong with slicing? Whoever stops me will be sliced!
"As a southerner, are you too indulgent with sugarcane slices?"

The sky screen starts with someone finding a note in the belly of a fish.

[The sweetest thing in 2024 is the note in the fish's belly. ]

【America rise, Trump king】

During the Yuanshou period, Liu Che looked at the sky and felt that something was implied.

Because of the note found in the fish's belly last time, the Liu family was the one that benefited in the end.

Late Han Dynasty, Nanjun.

Everyone looked at each other. Is there going to be internal strife in the American family?
During the Hongwu period, a group of people sat upright with serious expressions.

The ministers under him dared not even breathe a word.

Of course, they knew that the so-called note in the fish's belly was referring to the trick in "The Biography of Chen She".

Although the trick was small, it was able to bring down the King of Qin in the end.

[The big American has some housework these days, so let me briefly explain. 】

[It's just like Texas shouting: Are kings, princes, generals and ministers of different species?]

[Then another 25 states responded in unison, with the intention of sharing the world's abundance]

……

Party strife!

During the Zhenguan period, in Chang'an City, Li Xiaogong, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Wei Zheng, Gao Shilian, Xiao Yu and other important officials looked at each other in bewilderment.

The topic is too sensitive, so everyone avoids talking about it.

The same was true of the city of Nanjing during the Hongwu period.

If we were to vote for the emperor in ancient times who was the most cruel to his ministers, Zhu Yuanzhang would definitely deserve the title.

So few people dare to get into trouble at this time.

At the end of the Han Dynasty, people in Nanjun were able to speak freely.

What are elections?
The future leader of the country is actually chosen through elections? Everyone can vote?
No, the head of a country should be a party.

This system is unheard of!

It is too shocking, and also makes people worried and scared.

This kind of system will bring endless party struggles and internal friction. The United States is the best example right now.

But what is the benefit? Can we elect a ruling party that serves the country and the people through this method?
The term of office is four years, and even if the previous president is incompetent, the harm can be controlled to a certain extent.

Zhuge Liang shook his head and dared not think about it anymore.

Isn't it the Yellow Turban Rebellion and factional strife that led to the Han Dynasty's current situation?

According to the algorithm of the electoral system, would the Han Dynasty be ruled by the Liu family alone?

Is the emperor of Xudu still the emperor?

Does the legitimacy of the legal system still exist? Isn't the identity of the lord a relative of the Han Dynasty?
Pang Tong glanced at Zhuge Liang and seemed to be hesitant to speak.

In Yecheng, a group of civil officials represented by Yingchuan looked at each other and refuted with righteous words.

Although the capital was still Xuchang, Xun Yu, Xun You and others knew that their lord's capital had always been Yecheng, Yecheng of Jizhou.

Rather than Xuchang in Yingchuan County, Yuzhou.

Then, as Tianmu explained, everyone had a better understanding of the two-party dispute in America.

……

In Chang'an City, Li Shimin was overwhelmed.

This was the first time he had watched someone's internal strife from the front row. If the Tang Dynasty had similar hidden dangers, they could have been discovered and eradicated sooner. However, the systems in later generations made him feel uneasy.

Don’t let your house catch fire before you even get to eat the melon.

Only now did he suddenly realize that China in the future might also have this kind of system.

And this is what he least wants to see.

The impact of the sky curtain is very wide. If someone in the Tang Dynasty follows suit,

This was going to be a headache for him from now on.

This explains why people in later generations did not have any taboos about the emperor and the royal family. They did not have any taboos at all.

None of the ministers knew what others were thinking, so they could only control their mouths and not talk too much. Among them, there might be some people who would say “I can do it too”.

"Shouldn't the King of Understanding go to Yellowstone Park and chop off a little white snake? [Doghead]"

"I am a talking fox. When will the King of Understanding come to Yellowstone Park? [dog head]"

Late Han Dynasty, Nanjun.

Looking at the number next to the peach-shaped symbol, Liu Bei knew that it represented approval of what was said.

The numbers of tens of thousands made Liu Bei laugh and cry. How could anyone in later generations know this allusion?

"The imperial star sways, and Mars is high. Suddenly, a governor sharpens his sword all night long. Twenty-six states rise in unrest, and the Mississippi River is in rage. I cultivate myself on the Pacific Ocean, and realize the truth under the White House. The Mississippi River tide comes, and today I know that I am myself."

"Nonsense, it's clearly a stone statue [dog head] dug out from the Mississippi River"

"Don't say that the stone man has only one eye, stirring up the Mississippi River"

During the Hongwu period, Zhu Yuanzhang felt that this was extremely presumptuous and asked, "Do you know how to chat?"

Hangzhou, Luo Guanzhong's eyes lit up. Isn't this the poem from his teacher's Water Margin?

(End of this chapter)