Short video spoiler history: The beginning of modern warfare

Chapter 24: Warm Wine and Kill Hua
Next, Tianmu saw some videos of New Year’s greetings, and everyone realized that the New Year in the future was approaching. The date was more than February, so isn’t the New Year’s Day in the future Zhengdan?
No one can answer this question.

After the sky curtain went out, another month passed quickly.

During this month, after Cao Cao personally tried out the saddle, he ordered the creation of a batch of three-piece cavalry suits. The stirrups and high-bridge saddles allowed the cavalry to keep their bodies stable during the charge, while freeing their hands to use heavier weapons or bows and arrows.

The cavalry derived in this way using various weapons will be the enemy's nightmare on the battlefield, such as cavalry archers.

He was also pleasantly surprised to find that with these three things, even an ordinary infantryman could quickly stabilize his body on horseback, and if he practiced diligently, he would become an expert within a few months.

This means that the cost of training cavalry soldiers is greatly reduced, and as long as there are war horses, a cavalry unit can be quickly raised.

During the Zhenguan period.

After discussing with his civil officials, Li Shimin still felt that it was too risky to hastily promote fertilizers across the country.

It happened that August was the time for the second season of planting, so several dozen acres of government land were selected for the experiment, including both good fields and ordinary fields.

Li Shimin looked at the title on the sky curtain, "Rebirth: I Write a Cool Fiction in the Examination Room", and probably knew about the novels of later generations. This later generation is too fond of novels.

Influenced by this, a novel craze arose in Chang'an and Luoyang after dinner. Some restaurant owners also saw business opportunities and hired people to continue writing some of the novels that Tianmu had read before, and then hired famous old gentlemen in Chang'an to tell stories in order to attract business.

Li Shimin didn't care much about this. He cared more about the schools of later generations, what the teachers usually taught, the relevant systems and so on.

[A junior high school Chinese teacher shared his students’ exam essays, and it was as if I was reborn in the next second]

[They still got divorced. I threw a tantrum and tried to commit suicide. I tried everything but couldn't stop them. I hate them.]

[It wasn’t until my father showed up at the school gate with Xiao San that I understood why my mother was crying]

[They asked me who I would follow, and I decided to follow my dad. My mom cried even harder and refused to agree.]

[I told my mother alone that I was in Cao Ying but my heart was with Han, and that following my father would lighten the burden on my mother.]

[I swore again by betting on my grades, and my mother finally agreed after being persuaded by me]

[The real reason is that I can’t let my dad and that mistress get along. The mistress and I are irreconcilable].
The Pingkangfang in Chang'an City is full of spring, and talented men gather here.

Every morning and noon are Gan Tang's very rare private time. Due to the nature of her work, she usually sleeps until noon, and then puts on makeup while the maids are busy. At this time, the mama-san has already started urging the girls to entertain the guests.

As one of the three pillars of the building, Gan Tang does not have to receive many guests, although there are quite a few guests who are crazy about her.

The other three brothels that were as famous as Chun Manting were also frequented by high-ranking officials, talented men, and knights-errant from the capital.

Pingkangfang is a famous place for red-light entertainment in the country, and there are many other brothels of various sizes.

To the south of Pingkangfang is Xuanyangfang, where many high-ranking officials gather; to the north is Chongrenfang; to the east is Dongshi; and to the northeast is the Shangshu Province. Chongrenfang and Pingkangfang have more than 40 "Jinzouyuan" offices in the capital. In addition to local officials and officials stationed in Beijing, candidates and talents from all over the country also linger in the nearby blocks. Therefore, this block is also jokingly called "Romance Swamp", where a brick thrown at random can kill a noble or a romantic talent.

At this time, Pingkangfang and Dongshi were both silent, and everyone was attracted by the storytelling voice of Tianmu. After thousands of years of development, novels of later generations can be said to be extremely good at controlling emotions, no wonder they are called refreshing novels.

Corresponding to the East Market is the West Market. The area near the West Market was a place of romantic indulgence because merchants from Central Asia, South Asia, Southeast Asia, Goryeo, Baekje, Silla, Japan and other countries settled there. Many foreign girls also wandered to Chang'an with them. Therefore, the West Market was also a place of indulgence and became a place of indulgence for many rich young men and young knights.

At this time, the sounds of entertainment and market transactions in the West Market involuntarily became quieter, and many people went to wine shops, teahouses and other places to drink and watch.

During the Hongwu period, Zhu Biao wiped the sweat off his face with his sleeve and was attracted by the sky curtain. He had not seen it for a month and missed it very much.

Zhu Yuanzhang curled his lips. He was not interested in this kind of family ethics drama. The only novel thing might be that in the ending the protagonist discovered that his mother had cheated first.

what?
This composition should be in the form of policy essays or questions and answers in later generations. How can this be so disrespectful to teachers?

This is the voice of many teachers. Some of the contents of the sky curtain simply gave them heart attacks and they exclaimed that the world is going downhill.

Teacher: No follow-up, two points deducted

"I guess the word count is enough, the teacher is not worthy of reading the sequel"

"I don't know if this thing will get a high score, but the teacher will definitely finish reading it."

"It also has an O. Henry-style ending, awesome [laughing and crying]"

Teacher: Update quickly, don’t force your classmates to slap you

"Teacher: That's great. I can read a good article while revising it."

Imperial College.

A group of people said the same thing to the boy who was surrounded in the middle: Update quickly, don't force me to slap you.

The young man in the middle was named Du. He was tall and thin with bright eyes. He blushed to his ears when he heard the words.

Half a month ago, I went out with a few classmates to the prosperous city of Jinling. Soon, someone wrote some novels imitating the writing style of later generations, but they always felt it was not right, so we made a bet that we would write a novel that surpassed the later generations.

It turned out that everyone else was just joking, but he took it seriously.

Then one person tells ten people, ten people tell a hundred people.

The title of the book was taken from the nickname of a certain comment. At that time, they guessed that it should be something like "hao". For example, Su Shi called himself "Dongpo Jushi". He wrote it down when he saw it, and the name was "The President Has Not Laughed for a Long Time".

He didn't know what the president did, so he could only change the name to "My wife hasn't laughed for a long time."

The sky changed again, and everyone found the title interesting.

【#Romance of the Three Kingdoms#Scraping bones to treat poison#Guan Yu#Hua Tuo】

what?
In the late Han Dynasty, Liu Bei and others had moved the seat of government in Nanjun from Gong'an to Jiangling City on the other side of the Yangtze River.

At this time, everyone's mind was full of question marks???

Everyone already knows that "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is a novel and its content is about this world.

What about scraping the bone to cure the poison?
Is it a plot in a novel or something that happened in real life.

Are the two people in that sky General Guan and Hua Tuo?
Who is Hua Tuo?
Never heard of it.

"This Hua Tuo was a doctor. He once treated Cao Cao's brain disease, but was killed by him two years ago!" Liu Bei's brother-in-law Mi Fang said slowly.

Huh??? So this is fiction?

[Guan Yu: How is your medical skill, sir?]

[Hua Tuo: A family of doctors, he has studied medicine since childhood and has 80 years of experience in the industry]

[Guan Yu: Hi, sir, I heard that you are only 79. I can't help but suspect that your resume is fake.]

[Hua Tuo: Hey~ My ancestors were doctors, and the tradition has been passed down to this day, so please don’t talk nonsense.]

[Guan Yu: Could it be that you have been curing others’ illnesses since you were in your mother’s womb?]

[Hua Tuo: My father's name is Hua Chenggong, he is the imperial physician of the palace, and he has dozens of apprentices. When my mother was one week pregnant, he asked the apprentices to practice medicine in the world under my name, so they gained one year of professional experience, which is exactly 80 years]

[Guan Yu: So, your resume is not false]

[Hua Tuo: Hahahahahahaha, my father is an imperial physician. No resume is required. No problem, just start scraping the bones.]

This plot was quite explosive, and everyone's faces were quite complicated, like the expressions of old men on the subway. "Pa" Guan Yu slammed the table, his eyebrows raised, his face gloomy and angrily shouted: "This is really outrageous!"

"Beheading Hua Tuo with Warm Wine"

One-year internship

Suspected genuine leak

"3000 fans make 30 jobs"

Looking at the words in the barrage, everyone waited for the further development of Tianmu, wanting to see how many more heaven-defying things there would be.

[Guan Yu: So it seems that you are a family of medical patriarchs]

[Hua Tuo: We are not a medical clan, but a medical family. Please don’t talk nonsense.]

[Guan Yu: Hi sir, I’m worried that you’re practicing medicine without a license]

[Hua Tuo: Hahahahahahaha, my father is an imperial physician, what certificate do I need?]

[Guan Yu: Everything depends on your father. Without your father, the imperial physician, you are nothing]

[Hua Tuo: Then I have to ask you, what is your son Guan Ping’s current position]

[Guan Yu: My son is a young general, commanding tens of thousands of troops. He has a bright future.]

[Hua Tuo: May I ask how is Guan Ping's wisdom and martial arts in the army? Are thousands of soldiers not as good as Guan Ping? Why are they ordinary soldiers, while Guan Ping is a junior general?]

[Guan Yu: How can this be the same? Guan Ping has practiced martial arts since he was young and studied military tactics, so he can run faster than others.]

[Hua Tuo: Well, I have also been learning medicine since I was young, so I naturally have more experience than others. Even if we subtract the experience before the age of 20 and only count the experience after the age of 60, I still have years of experience in the industry, which does not affect my status as a leader in the industry.]

The government offices in Jiangling City were in chaos, and generals such as Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun had a hard time suppressing Guan Erge's sword.

It's really disgraceful!
During the Zhenguan period, Chang'an City.

Li Shimin was speechless. He had watched many videos on Tianmu and knew very well that these conversations had never happened in history, so he could guess that it was a way for later generations to criticize current social ills. This kind of thing was not uncommon in ancient and modern times, both in China and abroad.

But using the image of General Guan based on this is really a bit of a slur on someone's innocence.
Fortunately, the spirit of General Guan in heaven didn’t know about it, otherwise he would probably have killed this person.

General Guan probably doesn’t know, right?
[Guan Yu: Please start now, sir. Scratch boldly.]

[Hua Tuo: The surgery cost 1 million]

[Guan Yu: Are you afraid that I will default on my debt? I will transfer the money to you first]

[Hua Tuo: It’s over, nothing to do. I’ll just leave now. Goodbye.]

[Guan Yu: Wait, you can't leave. I just scraped my bones for two minutes and you're charging me 1000 million. You're too mean.]

[Hua Tuo: I only started after we agreed on the price, how can I regret it?]

[Guan Yu: I thought it was a major surgery and would take at least half a day, but I didn’t expect it to be over in two minutes]

[Hua Tuo: Since the general has said so, I will shave you for a little longer.]

[Guan Yu: Haha, I don’t accept it. Give me back the money.]

[Hua Tuo: What if I don’t retreat?]

[Guan Yu: If you don't retreat 1000 million, I will kill Hua Xiong every day]

[Hua Tuo: Then I will withdraw. Please don’t hurt my son]

[Guan Yu: Oh no, my arm has lost all feeling. I need to claim another 100 million yuan]

[Hua Tuo: Well, it’s fine if you scrape my bones for free, but you’re also blackmailing me. Be careful that you might give birth to a son without an asshole.]

【Guan Yu: Beheading Hua Xiong】

[Hua Tuo: If there is an asshole, there is definitely an asshole]

【Guan Yu: Hua Xiong】

[Hua Tuo: I will pay the money now]

"Where is this unofficial history?" Zhu Biao said speechlessly. He had figured out that this video was a compilation of various unofficial histories, mixed with the current situation of later generations, in order to achieve the purpose of criticizing current social ills.

"This is the first time I've seen such high-level unofficial history [covering face]"

"It was normal at first, but it became more and more wrong later on"

Hua Tuo: Do ​​you recognize my son Hua Xiong?

"Guan Yu: Sir, it was actually Hua Xiong who was killed with warm wine that day!"

"What does the killing of Hua Xiong with warm wine have to do with me, Guan Yu?"

"My friend wrote on the test paper that Guan Yu killed Hua Tuo with warm wine."

"It's all the same, killing anyone is the same"

Guan Yu blushed and angrily said, "Nonsense! When did I, Guan Yu, ever kill Hua Xiong?"

Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei and others shook their heads and smiled, comforting him: "Don't be upset, Yunchang, this is just a fabrication in later novels."

Upon hearing this, Guan Yu looked towards the sky with hatred, still angry.

Zhang Fei, standing aside, shared the same hatred and hatred: "These people in later generations are too unreasonable, accusing others of innocence for no reason."

Everyone nodded. This was too horrible. God only knew what kind of stories people would come up with in the future.

After all, the sky curtain spans across all states and counties, and it will definitely have a great impact on me in reality.

In Yecheng, Cao Cao was dazed looking at the sky.

Hua Tuo
Isn’t this the one who cured his headache a few years ago?
He was chopped off two years ago before the southern expedition to Jingzhou.

If he hadn't suggested a craniotomy, I wouldn't have necessarily killed him. After all, he did have extraordinary medical skills.

He has a son?

Oh, it turns out to be a wild history rumor.

However, this matter cannot be ignored. It has never been his style to cut the grass without removing the root.

When Cao Song was killed in the past, Cao Cao "carried out a lot of massacres wherever he went" during his eastern expedition, not to mention the massacre in Suiling, Xiaqiu and other cities in the fourth year of Chuping, which killed so many people that "the Si River stopped flowing."

Fortunately, Hua Tuo was from Qiao County, Pei State, and was a fellow villager of mine, so the matter was made easier.

(End of this chapter)