Short video spoiler history: The beginning of modern warfare

Chapter 6 How Wild Can Unofficial History Be
[What would you do if the emperor in ancient times asked you to hand over your military power? #李清照#Funny]

This is a video in which AI generates dialogues based on paintings, and it begins with a question asked by Song Huizong Zhao Ji.

[Song Huizong Zhao Ji: What would you do if the emperor asked you to hand over your military power in ancient times? 】

【Li Qingzhao: How many soldiers? 】

[Song Huizong Zhao Ji: 8,000]

[Xin Qiji: I will repay your kindness on the Golden Terrace and die for you with the Jade Dragon]

"Good poem!" Li Shimin praised with a smile. Xin Qiji is indeed a talented person.

Moreover, the name Qi Ji Qi Ji is somewhat similar to the champion marquis Huo Qubing, and I'm afraid there is some expectation that his son will become successful.

【Qin Shi Huang: What about the 800,000? 】

【Li Qingzhao: How much? 】

[Qin Shi Huang: 800,000]

[Xin Qiji: Come, follow me and say: Respectfully send the emperor to heaven]

[Lu You: Respectfully send off the emperor to heaven]

The smile on Li Shimin's face froze...

The Tang Dynasty inherited the imperial examination system of the Sui Dynasty, and children from less well-off families in Chang'an City could also afford to go to school. There was a child who watched the sky curtain and imitated it.

"My life is like walking on thin ice!"

His uncle turned pale when he heard this and shouted, "Shut up! Don't bring harm to our clan, you ignorant kid!"

……

On the other side, Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that his blood pressure soared. He stroked his chest and cursed: "Traitor!"

Such remarks are no longer simply treasonous and rebellious. No emperor would allow such remarks to exist.

Zhu Biao hurriedly called for the eunuch to bring a chair and helped him to breathe smoothly.

At the same time, many Confucian scholars and old masters in the Imperial College in Jinling City were also very angry, cursing the collapse of rituals and music and the destruction of ethical principles.

In the seat of Nanjun Zhi'an County, Zhuge Liang added Song after Tang and Ming, but I don’t know what the order is?

"Yuan De Chong Mei was named Hui, this Song Huizong was indeed a wise ruler!" Zhuge Liang thought to himself.

Zhang Fei was an impatient person, and with his neck red he led the way in cursing for a long time. After all, from his perspective, weren't the three brothers pursuing the ideal of "recovering the Central Plains and restoring the Han Dynasty" throughout their lives?
If everyone were loyal to the emperor and patriotic, why would the Han Dynasty not prosper?

《80? Mandated by Heaven, Long Live and Prosperity》

"I Heard that the Empress Dowager Still Has Her Charm"

《80? The young lord succeeded to the throne, but he trusted the treacherous ministers, who started a murder and slaughtered my family. Righteousness and evil cannot coexist under the heaven. I will clear the emperor's side and quell the rebellion.》

"What if the opponent is the great magician Liu Xiu?"

"I bet he only has one meteorite, so we split our forces into four groups."

"Damn it! You disregard the principles of a minister and should be executed!" Guan Yu opened his eyes slightly, murderous intent filled his eyes.

"How could the kings of later generations tolerate such treasonous words?" Zhuge Liang raised his question at the right time.

No one had thought about this question, so Liu Bei was also at a loss.

Being able to bring this up in public and discuss it with so many people means that he is definitely not afraid of being punished by the court!
Is it another era when the imperial power is disrupted and many heroes emerge?

When Liu Bei expressed his doubts, everyone's faces turned gloomy, but no one could explain it.

……

[Wild history, as wild as it can be～～＃历史＃李白]

[Today we are talking about unofficial history. Royal family affairs are as wild as they can be.]

After watching this video, not only Chen Li, but also ordinary people in all time and space were cheered up, especially during the Zhenguan period. After all, the war had stopped for many years and life was gradually getting better.

Bagua is the ladder that promotes the progress of human civilization.

[In front of people, that was Li Shimin, the Heavenly Khan of the Tang Dynasty]

[Always crying secretly]

In front of Ganlu Palace, Li Jing looked at His Majesty's trembling back in anger and felt like crying but had no tears. He could only lower his head and pretend that he heard and saw nothing.

No, you can just say it if you want to. Can you please not say it when His Majesty and I are alone...

Besides, can this kind of thing really be said in public?
In Chang'an City, the people were in an uproar.

That’s the current emperor!

[Always crying secretly]

[The minister is sick and crying]

[Cry even when the weather is unlucky]

[Minister Wei Zheng, because of this, Kuku scolded him]

[What does your emperor always cry about?]

Li Shimin was relieved when he heard this. Fortunately, it was not that incident. At this time, he was still very young, his ruling foundation was shallow, and his face was not thick enough.

But am I that cowardly? Could this be me?

But when he thought that his dark history might be revealed at any time, he clenched his fists unconsciously!

Damn it! These people in later generations really have no respect for the royal family!
In the 15th year of Jian'an, Nanjun.

"If a monarch cares about his ministers, the monarch and his subjects will be of one mind. If a monarch cares about the people, the world will be at peace. This is the appearance of a wise monarch. What crime has he committed?" Pang Shiyuan said to himself.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Liu Bei listened to the familiar local accent and unknowingly thought of his deceased mother, the thatched cottage in his hometown, and the big mulberry tree behind the house.

During the Zhenguan period, the common people of Chang'an City originally watched the drama with the mentality of eating melon seeds, but after hearing what Tianmu said, they actually felt close to Li Shimin.

How many people in this world can really cry for the bad luck and for the common people?

In the past few years, the new emperor has indeed achieved peace with the people and a clean government. And this is what Tianmu said, and he also named Your Majesty the Khan of Heaven. How could this be false?

People's hearts and minds changed completely overnight.

[Kangxi discovered that his son Yinreng (the crown prince) had a male lover]

[This worried his father Kangxi so much that he couldn’t sleep for several days]

[I cry when I think of this]

[70-year-old Empress Dowager Cixi and 30-year-old foreigner Bucks lived together]

[Bucks also wrote a book called "The Queen Mother and I"]

[The book also has another name, "The Filthy Qing Palace"]

[I was fortunate enough to see it, and this title is well deserved]

In the Western Han Dynasty, Liu Che had an ugly look on his face, fearing that he would be pointed at by the sky.

Who doesn't know that he loves to talk about work everywhere!

But it’s okay to just talk about work. If other dark histories were exposed, it would really undermine the dignity of the royal family.

Damn descendants!
"How disgraceful!" He walked back and forth a few steps, shaking his sleeves and said angrily.

I don’t know whether he was talking about Cixi, Bacchus, or the descendants who were counting the royal secrets in the sky!
Brother-in-law Wei Qing: ...

Not only Liu Che, but emperors in all time and space also reviewed their deeds in life and wished they could shoot down the sky!
For a time, words like "scum of the cultured class", "dirty words", "the moral decline of the world", and "treason" popped out of the mouths of various teachers.

[Liang Zhu was also forced to be together by the ancients]

[When Liang Shanbo was buried in the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yingtai was accidentally dug out]

[The ancients thought, oh, you two are such a perfect match]

【Let’s bury together】

[This is a love story that shakes the world and makes ghosts cry]

[The two men are about 800 years apart]

……

[Bai Juyi raised more than 20 girls at home]

[There are also rumors that Li Bai and Wang Wei, two of the top poets of the Tang Dynasty]

[Because the princess broke off relations for life]

[Li Bai is fascinated by Princess Yuzhen]

[Yuzhen only loves Wang Wei]

[After Wang Wei married, Yuzhen went to Jingting Mountain to become a monk]

[Before his death, Li Bai wrote "Sitting Alone on Jingting Mountain"]

[The only place you never get tired of looking at is Jingting Mountain]

……

The video then revealed some outrageous gossip, such as the collapse of Yuan Zhen's affectionate character, Zheng Banqiao's love of hitting beautiful boys' buttocks, and Zhu Xi's widowed daughter-in-law being pregnant. Everyone was insecure and the parties involved could not clear themselves even if they jumped into the Yellow River.

The character collapses in the beginning, and it feels really good to shamelessly watch the character being exposed later on.

Large-scale social death scenes in various dynasties!

[In ancient times, being a book boy could be said to be the most miserable profession]

[Not only accompany the master to study, but also accompany the master to do anything]

[Even responsible for the enlightenment of some things]

[There is a book called "Yichun Fragrance" in the Ming Dynasty]

[After watching it, my three views were shattered]

[There are too many such things in unofficial history. I can’t finish telling them in 10 issues. If you like to listen, we will continue later.]

During the Hongwu period, Zhu Yuanzhang was also shocked and speechless. He came from a poor family and had been fighting since the rebellion.

After finally unifying the country, they were busy dealing with government affairs, becoming workaholics who worked around the clock. How could they have known how wild the literati, scholars and landowners of the past were.

"These bastards are really no good!" Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that he started to hallucinate.

"Let's just say that the books she reads are quite wide-ranging [狗头]"

"Where can I buy Yichun incense? I just want to learn knowledge."

Hypocrisy, countless people complained.

Seeing the video playing repeatedly, Li Shimin was still frightened. He thought to himself that he must always remember his mission and never forget his original intention. He must not commit this kind of lifestyle problem. The mouths of future generations are really poisonous!
No, not only himself, but also the literati class! Keeping 20 concubines! Slapping beautiful boys' buttocks, and writing autobiography to spread everywhere!
He only knows how to enjoy himself but has made no contribution to the country. He also takes the lead in corrupting public morals and should be executed!
Li Shimin took a deep breath. It was time to cut off this decadent trend that had been passed down for hundreds of years from the Wei and Jin dynasties!
(End of this chapter)