Short video spoiler history: The beginning of modern warfare

Chapter 9 Brother Meng De has learned the essence

Afterwards, Chen Li watched videos such as "The Sheep in the Snow" and "The Great Saint - Green Grassland Edition", and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

The down-and-out scholars during the Hongwu and Zhenguan years were all greatly enlightened. As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together." I had no choice before, but now I don't want to eat the coarse grain of "poor scholar and lady from aristocratic family" anymore.

[A review of the classic quotes from the online literature world over the past 20 years#Online Literature Quotes]

[We will meet again in the immortal world someday, and the words of fellow Taoist will bring us all the vicissitudes of life - A Mortal's Journey to Immortality]

[Those who wish to save the world, please stand up - Here comes the sword]

[Holding the sun and the moon and picking the stars, there is no one like me in the world——The Throne of Divine Seal]

[The top of the immortal world, proud of the world, as long as I am there, there will be heaven - Perfect World]

[Even if I have to bear the abyss of heaven and support the original imperial city with one hand, I, An Lan, will still be invincible in the world - Perfect World]

[Nothing to do today, listening to music in the brothel - Night watchman in Dafeng]

During the Jian'an period, Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong had no feelings about this. They just took a look and started discussing in a low voice how the plague would be treated in later generations. After all, they were not blind and they saw that many people claiming to be volunteers and medical staff in the comment section of the pictures were wrapped tightly.

Medical staff are the doctors and physicians of this world, so what are volunteers?
Regardless of this, even though the two men were talented and intelligent, after exchanging ideas, they still had no idea about the prevention and control of the plague. The two men agreed that Pang Tong would go back home to look up ancient books, after all, he was a big family in Xiangyang.

Zhuge Liang actually didn't have much hope for this, after all, it was not the right way.

But after following my lord for three years, I have come to feel more and more the fragility of life, and I have come to realize the importance of doctors.

If we can really protect the people in an area from the plague, it will be a great merit!
Of course, this was just Zhuge Liang's idea. Most people in that era did not pay enough attention to medicine. Just look at how Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo. It was an ancient version of a medical dispute.

Although I don't understand why doctors wear so tightly when treating patients, I think wrapping themselves tightly is helpful in preventing and treating plague, so I wrote down this information.

In this era, papermaking technology had not yet been improved, so bamboo slips were still used to record letters, knowledge, etc. Therefore, Zhuge Liang only wrote down the important things, interspersed with his own opinions. He just laughed off the humorous remarks on the sky curtain and the quotations from novels at that time.

Liu Bei quickly came back to his senses from the sky, and looked at his two counselors discussing matters in a low voice. He himself, as the leader, was caught up in the bizarreness of the sky, and couldn't help feeling ashamed.

Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong were both very thoughtful, so he brought out what they had discussed and briefly recounted it.

Zhuge Liang: "I saw that later generations were arrogant and disrespectful to the royal family. I guessed that this might be the chaotic world we live in. Now it seems that I was wrong!"

Liu Bei quickly asked why he thought so.

Pang Tong smiled slightly and took over the topic.

In fact, it is very simple. Later generations called this kind of "story" in heaven online literature and novels, and it has a history of more than 20 years. If it were a turbulent time, who would care about this kind of entertainment? So it is speculated that later generations should be in an era of peace and prosperity.

Liu Bei was amazed. He could be considered smart, but he did not have the ability to see the big picture from the details like Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong.

Zhuge Liang: "In fact, the monarchs of that era were extremely magnanimous and could tolerate many treasonous words. That's why there were so many shocking words on the sky."

Liu Bei and Pang Tong did not comment on this.

[Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don’t despise the young and poor - Fights Break Sphere]

[A smile shakes the wind and thunder, a rage chills the sea - Proud Nine Heavens]

[Knocking before the devil for three thousand years, looking back at the mortal world, I no longer want to be an immortal - Asking the devil]

[Duke Wei, I, Xu Qi'an, no longer want to be an official - Night watchman of Dafeng]

[Who is the peak at the end of the immortal road? Once you see the beginningless path, it becomes empty - Block the sky]

[I will say this one last time. Gods are forbidden to travel within Daxia territory. I am learning how to slay gods in a mental hospital.]

[Young Master San, go forward bravely and don’t look back - Grave Robbers’ Chronicles]

[Nan'er, please take a look at that peaceful and prosperous era for me - the two thousand years of the poor ghost]

[If I were allowed to be young again, I would get one ounce of gold and one ounce of wind - the naming method of night]

[A scholar should have a ruler to measure the world and set rules; a warrior should have a sword, and if worldly things cannot be done, kill the rules! - Zhui Xu]

【Practice is the only criterion for testing truth.】

"Practice is the only criterion for testing truth!" Pang Tong chewed on this sentence, his eyes slightly shining, and then he commented: "My lord, this sentence is quite good!"

During the Yongle period, Li Jinglong laughed out loud as if he had found a confidant.

"Nothing to do today, just listen to music."

"There is no such thing as an eternal and arbitrary Emperor Huang Tian. He is just a dying fantasy of a young man whose supreme bones were dug out [eat melon]"

"There is no such thing as a lost chess fate. It is just the last fantasy of a young man who got lost and was trapped and died in the woods."

"How dare you destroy my moral integrity!!!"

So did Li Qiye find his sheep in the end?

"One day I will have a knife in my hand and kill all the broken dogs in the world"

"Can it be used this way? Not bad, give it to me."

There was no such thing as intellectual property rights these days, and after the initial shock, many young scholars and students also learned to "adapt". What scholars do cannot be called plagiarism.

"What is a broken-chapter dog?" Many scholars who were stranded in the capital and could only make a living by writing novels and fan fiction felt that their chrysanthemums were in the cold.

And many sons and daughters of rich and powerful families who had listened to the book a lot smiled knowingly, thinking that he really deserved to die!
They should be tied up. It is not too much to explain twenty chapters a day!

My son Wang Teng has the qualities of an emperor

"Why not a hundred times? A hundred times [covering face]"

Yu Tuo Save Me

"I have shed blood for the sect, I have made contributions to the sect [狗头]"

"When a friend comes from afar, he must be punished even though he is far away!"

"That's not what the book says, the sky is wrong!" a child said seriously.

"I'm so angry!" Countless teachers went crazy.

Tianmu won’t pay any attention to these people’s madness. The next video is about imaginative novels.

[Brother Mengde has learned all the essence#tomatonovel#onlinenovel#funny#full-levelhuman]

[Stalk Encyclopedia: The emperor travels through the modern world for 30 days and then returns]

[From a novel with a lot of imagination]

[It tells the story of what would happen if an ancient emperor traveled through time to the modern world for 30 days and then returned.]

【First is Qin Shi Huang】

In the 32nd year of the reign of Qin Shi Huang, the gloomy-faced First Emperor snorted coldly. He wanted to see how people in later generations would portray him!
【Stayed for 30 days and went back】

[The first thing to do is to drag Zhao Gao out and behead him]

[And arrest all the old men who make elixirs]

[Mercury pills dare to be magic pills]

[After solving the problem, he called Meng Tian and Wang Jian]

[Then he opened the world map and waved his hand] [This time, I want to build the Great Wall in European style]

Then the accompanying picture is a European-style building, which is extremely majestic.

Ying Zheng understood every word, but putting them together made him dizzy and angry!
Obviously, later generations did not know that he could see the sky, so they did not avoid it when arranging the story!

His was the phrase "How dare a mercury pill be considered an elixir?"

What is a mercury pill? He didn't understand, but he understood the disdain and contempt of people in later generations!
Still all the old men!

Lu Sheng, Han Zhong, and Hou Sheng!
There is also Xu Fu, who has been out to sea in search of immortals for four years and has disappeared!

Okay, okay, they are all liars!

"Someone come!" Ying Zheng almost roared the order. He couldn't help but get furious when he thought about how the wise and brave ruler who unified the six kingdoms had been deceived by a group of swindlers for four or five years.

Being deceived would be bad enough, but the truth was ruthlessly exposed by the sky!
The remnants of the six kingdoms are probably rolling on the ground laughing at this moment!

An imperial decree was issued from the Xianyang Palace, and five hundred imperial guards surrounded the Taoist temple where the alchemists were practicing alchemy and arresting them all and putting them in jail!
What awaits them in the end will be the cold blade cutting through their neck, followed by the wet and cool feeling of mixing with the warm blood!

As for Zhao Gao!

Ying Zheng rubbed his brows. Zhao Gao was the Minister of the Central Chariots, subordinate to the Grand Coachman among the Three Dukes and Nine Ministers. He was in charge of the carriage and horses, and sometimes would accompany the emperor on his travels.

His official position and authority were not high, but he was a close minister to the emperor.

This was his confidant whom he promoted from the Shaofu, and the two of them had been king and subject for nearly twenty years.

There is no rush to decide whether to kill or keep him, just let him do whatever he wants.

He decided to play it safe and wait and see!
【Liu Che stayed for 30 days and then returned】

[Quickly order the imperial physician to follow Huo Qubing closely]

[This is amoxicillin and cephalexin. After saying this, he threw a satellite map to Huo Qubing.]

Go ahead and conquer the world

[Cao Cao stayed for 30 days and then returned to do only one thing]

[All harems are arranged in Hi Si]

The scene also cuts to the long legs in black stockings at a very appropriate time.

【Zhu Yuanzhang stayed for 30 days and then returned】

[I quickly called the imperial physician, and no one can stop me, I want to have a plastic surgery]

In the second year of Zhenguan, Li Shimin was stunned.
Why is there no me?
Good, good, good, what a bunch of unruly people!
Li Jing standing beside him seemed to hear His Majesty's discontented snort.
What a sin! Why did you summon me to the palace today?

In the third year of Hongwu, Zhu Biao looked at the image of the character on the sky curtain, and compared it with his father's face several times, feeling somewhat unbelievable!

"How can you slander me like this!"

"Whoosh-"

[But the funniest one is Qianlong]

[After staying for 30 days, I almost vomited blood]

[Not only has my Qing Dynasty fallen, but I also need to buy a ticket and show my health code to return to the Forbidden City]

[Remember this, you are not allowed to marry a woman named Cixi]

In the third year of Hongwu, Zhu Yuanzhang knew what the people would say without even thinking about it, so he ordered that the emperor's face be shown to the world!
The people of Jinling City were talking like crazy as they looked at the sky curtain. The emperor really had an odd look on his face.

While Zhu Yuanzhang was busy defending his emperor, Luo Guanzhong, who was living in seclusion in Hangzhou, had just finished writing the twelfth volume of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and was preparing to visit his teacher in Huai'an.

"Great!" A large group of scholars applauded and cheered. Who doesn't have some regrets these days?

For example, what would happen if Zhuge Liang, who was the one who helped the Han Dynasty, could also travel through time to the Ming Dynasty and then come back after thirty days?

Since Zhuge Wuhou can travel back to the Ming Dynasty, can I travel back to the end of the Han Dynasty?
Cao Cao burst into laughter, worthy of the Jian'an style

"You can doubt Mr. Cao's character, but you cannot doubt his taste"

Boss Cao Understands Life

"Other things are unreasonable, but Prime Minister Cao is very reasonable! [狗头]"

In the 15th year of Jian'an, Yecheng.

Cao Cao didn't expect that he could eat his own melon on it. What does it mean that you can doubt my character but not my taste?
If there was one thing that people criticized him for, it was probably his lust. Cao Cao had a clear understanding of this and had made good changes to it.

Anyway, there have been no major problems since the Battle of Chengwancheng.

So what Tianmu said was true, but it was still a bit uncomfortable to think that my only little hobby was being made fun of.

However, those black stockings are really nice, I'll buy a few sets right away.
This one is the type that Fengxiao would appreciate. I will ask the painter to draw a few more for Fengxiao to burn someday.
As for the Sima family? Killing people also requires methods and ways, and the world is not yet stable, so it is not the right time.

In terms of the degree of involution in learning ability, Zhu Yuanzhang should be the one who can learn the most knowledge.

Old Zhu felt a little better after seeing Tianmu's praise.

"Wasn't it that the first thing Cao Cao did when he returned was to exterminate Sima Yi's entire clan?"

"Sima Yi is still useful, and he told his descendants to be careful of Sima Yi, but they didn't listen! [狗头]"

"The Great Wall is built in European style [covering face]"

"Everyone is infected with the virus, there will be a great plague when they go back! [Covering face]"

"Is there a possibility that Cixi's original name was Yehenala! [Secret Observation]"

"Did Zhu Yuanzhang really have no brains at all when he had plastic surgery?"

"Old Zhu doesn't look like that, there is a portrait"

It's not bad, at least not everyone is blind. Zhu Yuanzhang was very relieved.

But the happiness didn't last more than two seconds.

"Zhu Yuanzhang will definitely cure Zhu Biao when he returns! [Covering face]"

Zhu Yuanzhang: Zhu Di did a good job, but I still want to see how Biaoer does, so everything depends on me.

The Forbidden City was built by Zhu Di

???

Therefore, His Royal Highness Prince Yan's butt will be in trouble.
"Wasn't it because none of his tens of thousands of poems were selected for textbooks that Qianlong was mad at himself?"

Pang Shiyuan looked at Tianmu's discussion and took a deep breath: "The tongues of the later generations are really poisonous."

Zhuge Kongming felt sympathetic. That's right. Nowadays people attach great importance to reputation and dignity. If you call someone a white-haired coward or an old villain with a gray beard, they will hunt you to death.

It's really too much for you to say that someone is not good in public. What's the difference between that and saying that someone dropped out of a fake university?
Although I have written 40,000 songs and none of them have been selected, it is indeed not good.

(End of this chapter)