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Chapter 44: Loki: If I were to become the Father in Heaven...

"..."

"……Why are not you talking?"

"..." Ron just smiled kindly.

Realizing something, Loki's mouth twitched a few times and said, "Thor is in your courtyard..."

"I beat you." Ron said truthfully, "In every aspect, even including wisdom and strategy."

As he spoke, Ron stretched out his hand and said:

"Including but not limited to you betting Thor with a horn cup connected to the sea that he couldn't finish drinking it, but Thor drank so much that the sea level dropped, scaring you into surrendering immediately. And you cut off Sif's long golden hair and got beaten by Thor, so you tricked the dwarf craftsmen into forging three treasures for the Protoss, and bet that Thor's was the worst, but the long-handled hammer became a short-handled hammer and became even more powerful. For example, you didn't let the frost giants attack Asgard, and you bet to make the frost giants on the opposite side laugh, so you tied the goat's thing to your thing, and you howled every time the goat moved. For example, you and the frost giants gave birth to a wolf, a snake, and even a sister from your world... By the way, legend has it that when you turned into a mare, you took the initiative to seduce the stallion."

"And it was a construction worker's stallion... Tsk tsk, being fucked so hard by the hard saddles of the construction site's oxen and horses that it became a grout puff and then got pregnant and gave birth to a child for its adopted brother to ride on. I've never seen that in a fucking book."

Loki: "..."

"Although you are also a god in the mythology of Midgard, you are different from Thor. You represent the exact opposite of what Thor represents: bravery, glory, strength, and power."

As he spoke, Ron couldn't help smacking his lips. "If we talk about having fun, you Asgardians are the best. This is too outrageous. That's a horse. If you put it in, it can pierce the intestines to the stomach. And there are goats, and they are dressed as women..."

After hearing Ron's story, Geralt, who had arrived in Asgard with the intention of learning, couldn't help but twitch his lips twice. He looked at Ciri and then lowered his head silently, not even daring to look at Loki. It was unknown whether he was afraid that Loki would be broken or that he was afraid of polluting his eyes after seeing it...

"These are just some bullshit rumors..."

Although Loki had tried his best to speak these words in a calm tone, it was clear from the uncontrollable swearing that Loki was extremely unhappy.

It can be predicted that if Loki becomes the God-King of Asgard, the first thing he would do is definitely to go to the Midgard and forcefully demand with diplomatic rhetoric, or even use violent means to forcibly destroy some false rumors about Asgard.

But if that was the case, in this kind of cosmic empire-level conflict, even the nickname of a Class A war criminal might not be enough to calm it down. Ron would have to change his name to Sun Xiaochuan, the All-Inclusive Corpse Immortal, on the spot.

Ron could still have fun, but Loki had lost all interest in joking.

I was a nobody in Asgard, so it was fine that no one paid attention to me. But who would have thought that in the atrium where I had never been, my reputation had become so bad, and I even had a union with a frost giant, giving birth to a wolf and a snake, and so on.

Suddenly remembering Ron's last words "your sister in this world", Loki was also slightly stunned, and then hesitantly said: "Let me ask, what you mean by 'my sister in this world', do you mean Midgard or Asgard where I am now?"

"From Asgard." Ron picked up a piece of potato bread and chewed it. "But now your adoptive father should have banished him to the Hell Plane."

"what?"

It was clearly a very short sentence, but Loki felt as if a bomb was stuffed into his brain and then exploded with a bang, spilling white liquid everywhere.

Don't get me wrong, it's brain matter.

"My adoptive father?"

"Hmm." Ron continued chewing, but before he could speak, suddenly, a large amount of mystical energy surged around him. Before Loki could ask anything, Ron's figure disappeared in the restaurant of the Asgard.

After Ron was transferred over, Queen Frigga had lost her initial calmness. Her eyes were full of confusion and solemnity. She looked at Ron and said seriously:

"Mr. Ron, I don't know where you got this information from, but you are someone that Master Ancient One values, and you are also a distinguished guest of Asgard. But this does not mean that we can allow you to talk about this kind of thing casually!"

"Don't be so nervous. Since you know Ancient One, you should also know about the World Tree and that anything can happen in this garbage can universe."

After hearing this, there was a moment of silence, and then Frigga nodded with some difficulty, but still said: "But this kind of thing..."

"It's better to speak out sooner rather than hide it. Even if you don't say it, with Loki's brain, he will soon discover something strange about himself." Ron spread his hands.
"As the head of the department, I assure you that a certain degree of change, a departure from the expected trajectory, can give new life to an established dead object."

"..." Frigga was silent for a long time, looking at Ron who looked calm. After a moment, she took a deep breath and said, "Okay...but please don't talk about Hela anymore. Well, if possible, I also want me to tell him about Loki's life story in person."

Frigga added, "With my husband, tell him while Thor is there too."

"Okay, then please take me back to continue eating. The Fairy Palace is a bit big and I'm afraid of getting lost."

In response to this, Frigga fell silent, and there seemed to be something unspeakable in her expression.

"Uh...anything else?"

"It's just a small matter." After a light cough and a glance around, Frigga raised her hand, and the secret energy of the universe condensed into a large number of runes in an instant to isolate the surrounding space.

"It's about Thor..."

"Thor's matter?" Hearing this, Ron's expression became serious: "Madam, why don't you explain it clearly."

Although the runes were set up to isolate the space, Frigga still felt guilty and said quickly: "It's about Thor using a pendulum to hit Loki... Is it true?"

The corners of Ron's mouth quickly rose into a smile that showed he had smelled something amusing. The degree of distortion of this smile was enough to make Geralt draw his silver sword immediately.

What a beast!
Just as he was about to say a few words, Ron felt something, and then pointed to the space beside him without saying a word.

Seeing this, he was stunned at first, and then Frigga tentatively lifted the blockade of this part of the space - no response. After thinking about it, Frigga tried to open another space door.

Then I saw a shopping bag and a one-eyed man sticking to the wall of the space and listening attentively.

Finding something wrong, the old man Ancient One laughed awkwardly, turned around and disappeared. Odin coughed lightly and said, "I just happened to pass by... cough cough, my friend from Midgard, I hope you have a good time in Asgard."

After saying this, he closed the space door as if escaping under Frigga's increasingly gloomy face.

A mother is strong. In order to defend the dignity and honor of her adopted son, Frigga's courage has increased dramatically! As expected of the father of all gods, Odin, she ran away as soon as she realized something was wrong. She has a keen sense of danger. What can Ron do? He can only tell Frigga that this is not the main universe plot, but a special unofficial fan fiction.

Although this explanation sounds strange, as the wife of God, Frigga knows a little about some areas above the universe, such as the multiverse, the super universe, the omniverse, the outer universe and so on.

She quickly understood it by combining the existing knowledge with her own imagination, and a hint of thought appeared in Frigga's expression.

"That is to say, under normal circumstances, it is impossible for Thor and Loki to have such a thing... At least, this is the case in the infinite multiverse corresponding to this universe?"

"That's understandable," Ron said.
"But in Marvel's endless multiverse, there are also many worlds where Loki is a woman and has a lot of fun with Thor. Considering that this universe is a big trash can, no one can be sure what will happen~"

Hearing this, Frigga also sighed, and in an instant she seemed to have aged by dozens of years. She forced a smile at Ron, then cast a spell to send Ron back to the restaurant.

Looking at Ron who suddenly disappeared and reappeared, Loki looked around nervously. Then he looked at Ron in front of him and asked hesitantly, "Where... where have you been?"

"As you can see, your mother called me over and asked me not to reveal the secret to you."

Ron picked up the horn cup and filled it with honey wine. He drank it in big gulps and said, "But fortunately I convinced your mother. But I won't say more about the rest, because I have an agreement with your mother that you will solve the problem of your background by yourselves."

"ourselves……"

"Your father, your mother, and your brother." Ron smacked his lips and said, "It's a pity that you are a man in this universe. If you were a woman, there would be no need to fight. I could just..."

"That's enough... I beg you to stop talking." Loki waved his hands tiredly, his face full of despair. He put one hand on his forehead, and it was obvious that he was a little overwhelmed by the series of events.

At this moment, Ron was suddenly startled. He twitched his nose a few times and looked at Loki in front of him and said hesitantly: "You... sprayed perfume, right?"

"Of course, I don't intend to become a stinky person." Loki said listlessly.

Ron rubbed his chin and said, "Don't you know? This will actually give the male bronze a chance and excuse to get closer."

"Huh?! What do you mean?"

Loki immediately became alert - although his mother didn't say it explicitly, who was Loki? The self-proclaimed cunning and shrewd god of mischief, just from the fact that Ron returned unscathed, he more or less guessed that what Ron said was highly credible.

Seeing Loki's alertness, Ron said, "The opening move of the male bronze is "Brother, you smell good."

"..."

"Then: Brother, you're so tight."

Loki couldn't help but do anal exercises.

"Finally; bro, your hemorrhoids are so grainy."

Hearing this, Loki breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately I didn't... No! The key point is not here!"

As he was speaking, suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, Loki saw that the drunk Thor noticed him, and then walked towards him with a big laugh.

Seeing this, without the slightest hesitation, Loki picked up the horn cup in front of him and poured it all over himself - after knowing the countless catastrophic and terrible futures hidden in the endless multiverse, Loki deeply realized that now was not the time to consider whether his clothes were clean or not!

When he came to Loki's side, he finally stopped drinking under Sif's strong request, but he was drunk but his addiction to drinking was not satisfied. He suddenly smelled the fresh smell of alcohol on Loki.

With a silly smile, Thor's face was full of cuteness:
"Brother, you smell so good."

In an instant, a sudden red light burst out from Loki's eyes - danger!

He instinctively clenched the staff beside him, and subconsciously wanted to give Thor a fatal blow like a professional baseball player or an elite berserker.

But just as he clenched his fist, the drunken Thor fell headfirst onto the table and began snoring loudly.

Looking at his brother who was snoring loudly and falling into a deep sleep, Loki's face turned from white to blue, from blue to purple, and from purple to black. But in the end, he still couldn't swing the sword. He just gritted his teeth, and without saying anything to Ron, he got up and left the restaurant.

It is estimated that for a long time to come, Loki will feel a pain in his balls and anus whenever he sees Thor.

In any case, considering the dark future in the endless multiverse, it would be better for me to find a way to leave Asgard and stay away from Thor first!
"Hey, don't leave in such a hurry."

Seeing Loki coming and going in a hurry, Ron waved and said, "I live in 666 Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan, United States of the Atrium. Come visit often when you have time."

As he spoke, a small card floated in front of Loki. Loki did not hesitate, his face turned pale as he accepted the card, then turned around and left without looking back.

After finishing Muzan, Ron continued to study the mysterious properties of White Frost with Frigga, and Ciri also took this opportunity to make up for the knowledge about time and space magic.

Frigga showed great enthusiasm when she noticed this child of destiny who was carrying the blood of the ancients. Although she was a little disappointed when she learned that Ciri had joined the World Tree and became a member of Ron's team, considering that they would live under the same roof in the future, Frigga personally learned a lot about how Ciri used the blood of the ancients and pointed out the promotion route that could be tried.

As for Geralt...

Geralt has a talent for magic, but not as good as Ciri. However, he gets along well with the warriors of Asgard - and as a "monster hunter warrior from Midgard", he has gained the friendship of many Asgardians.

Because the world of The Witcher has strong Norse mythology elements, Thor also likes this new friend - the reason he likes Midgard is the same reason that Loki hates Midgard.

Brave, courageous, just, wise, and charming!
Oh my god, Thor, the god of thunder in your Midgard mythology is exactly me!

Loki: "Fart!"

Loki must have thought so, but since the encounter on the first day, Loki has never appeared in public again - especially in the presence of Thor.

(End of this chapter)