The Lost People of Teyvat

Chapter 50: The Shota and the Priest

"Sir, in Mond, it is not allowed to give alcohol to minors."

"It's okay, I'm from Liyue."

".It has nothing to do with where you are from!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Charles. I can assure you that although my friend looks very young, he is really an adult and can drink."

Chen Tianfeng said sincerely, "Besides, you should have seen him exchanging his singing for wine in the Wind God Statue Square. If he was really underage, I don't think the Knights would allow such a situation to happen."

Charles looked embarrassed. He looked at Chen Tianfeng, then at Wendy who looked expectant, and finally sighed: "Okay, you have a point."

“Wuhu~Great!”

Wendy cheered, put one hand on the bar, leaned forward, pointed at the fine wines on the counter, her eyes sparkling, "I want this, this, and this! Two bottles of each!"

The corner of Chen Tianfeng's eye twitched. He glanced at the price tags of the wines that Wendy pointed out, quickly calculated the total price, and his expression suddenly froze.

Fortunately, I took some extra Mora when I went out, otherwise I would have to think about how to escape the bill naturally.

No, I'm discussing with Charles to see if we can owe it first and make up for it next time.
Why are these gods so good at spending money!

Chen Tianfeng once again realized his poverty. Apart from the elemental jades and some interesting-looking earth vein outputs, he actually did not own much Mora - when bearing the expenses of the gods.

"That's all for now."

After Wendy ordered, she seemed to realize something and turned to look at Chen Tianfeng, a little guilty: "Hey, my friend, your Mora is enough, right?"

"Don't worry, I still have some savings."

Chen Tianfeng had a calm expression. He then bowed to Charles and said with a smile, "To be honest, Mr. Diluc and I are friends. Can you give me a discount?"

Charles: "."

Finally I got a 29% discount on Angel's Gift.

"My friend, you really helped me a lot. I didn't expect you could convince Charles. Hehe, I can also come to the pub to drink directly in the future."

Wendy smiled and opened the bottle of wine, pouring herself a full glass: "Would you like another drink?"

"Of course, I have long wanted to taste Mond's dandelion wine."

Chen Tianfeng placed the oak barrel on the shelf beside the table, opened the valve, and the fragrant wine flowed out. Chen Tianfeng moved his nose and was a little surprised that the wine smelled so mild. He thought that the wine that Mond people drank was strong liquor that could be ignited.
"I toast to my friend." Chen Tianfeng raised his glass and said with a smile, "To reunion, and to friendship."

"To friendship! Cheers!"

Wendy clinked her glass with his, took a sip, and narrowed her eyes in happiness. Then she saw Chen Tianfeng actually drank the entire glass in one gulp and was about to take a second one: "Hey, hey, hey, my friend, you can't drink like that!"

"Huh?" Chen Tianfeng was puzzled.

"Dandelion wine tastes mild, but has a strong aftertaste, so it's easy to get drunk."

"It's okay, just eat a few bites of food to suppress your appetite." "That's the problem, my friend." Wendy spread his hands, "The taverns in Mondstadt really only provide drinks, and at most the singing of bards."

"... It's okay. I can drink quite a lot."

Chen Tianfeng's eyelids twitched, and he took a sip as if drinking tea, then put down the cup: "There is wine but no food, don't you think there is something wrong with Mond's tavern?"

“That way you can feel the flavor of the wine better.”

Wendy explained, then winked at Chen Tianfeng and said with a smile: "Also, my friend, this is Mondstadt, not Grandpa's Liyue, so don't call yourself 'I' or 'I', it's like a stone. Let's drink and have fun, and relax with good friends, okay?"

He pointed at the long sword that Chen Tianfeng always carried with him: "This is not the wild, there is no need to take a sword."

"My friend, you have misunderstood. The sword technique I have practiced is quite special. It requires that I keep the sword with me at all times. This way, I can achieve the unity of man and sword, and it allows me to swing the sword more smoothly, as if I were using my arm." Chen Tianfeng bowed with a sincere look on his face.

".Okay, okay, whatever you want."

Wendy twitched the corner of her mouth. The man in front of her was an excellent liar. He insisted on carrying a knife. What else could she say?

After all, I am just a poor, weak, and helpless bard, not a war god like the old man who can stand against thousands of enemies alone.
Wendy rolled her eyes and looked at Chen Tianfeng, curiously asking, "Friend, how did you and the old man know each other?"

"You don't know?" Chen Tianfeng raised his eyebrows.

"Hehe, although the bard is well-informed, sometimes I have to have a sense of distance. I don't want to be blocked at the door by an old stone."

Wendy smiled and gave a thumbs up, proudly saying, "After my persistent attempts, I finally found the most suitable distance - and my escape speed is much faster now!"

Is there anything to be proud of? Before coming to Teyvat, I had never heard of the dignified God of Wind who likes to eavesdrop. Chen Tianfeng muttered to himself, then frowned and glanced around.

Why do these drinkers look at me like that?
It's like looking at some scum. There's hostility.
Chen Tianfeng was stunned for a moment, looking at the big barrel of dandelion wine on the shelf beside the table, and the wine in front of Wendy that not only filled the table, but also had several bottles of wine on the corner of the table, and then looked at Wendy's young face that looked like a pure and ignorant little boy.
Chen Tianfeng's face twitched as he finally understood - did these drinkers think he was a perverted priest who got a little boy drunk and took him home to do whatever they wanted? !

You Mond people, do you really have to have such a rich imagination?!

"Mr. Wendy."

Chen Tianfeng's smile was a little stiff, and he said tactfully: "Can you restrain your charm a little?"

Do you have any fucking idea how attractive you are to the people of Mond? !
Those sturdy adventurers were already exchanging glances, wanting to represent justice and eliminate evil!

"Charm aura?"

Wendy blinked, and at Chen Tianfeng's signal, she looked around, then at the many bottles of wine beside her, with a slightly embarrassed expression: "Oh, I couldn't control myself when I saw so many fine wines. Sorry, sorry."

So it's really you! I said that the associative ability of Mond people is not so exaggerated. Chen Tianfeng twitched his lips.

"Snapped!"

Wendy snapped her fingers and nodded with satisfaction. "Very good. Now they won't pay so much attention to us, and we don't have to worry about our conversation being overheard. So..."

He restrained his smile and looked serious: "Outsider, can you tell me what you are doing in Teyvat?"

(End of this chapter)