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Chapter 79 Men Know Nothing
Chapter 79 Men Know Nothing
Ancient Tomb School, Cold Jade Bed.
Li Mochou was sitting cross-legged and practicing martial arts. In front of her stood a little Lolita. The little Lolita was cute in white clothes, with chubby cheeks. She was holding a chicken leg and gnawing on it while staring at the door with her eyes rolling.
Suddenly, footsteps were heard. The little girl hurriedly gnawed the meat clean, stuffed the chicken bone into her chest with her cheeks puffed up, and said incoherently: "Senior sister, the master is coming, run."
Li Mochou opened her eyes, jumped down with a reluctant look, put on her boots in a hurry, picked up the little Loli and walked out.
All he saw was Hong Lingbo coming in panic with a sword in hand: "Master, the donkey demon is here."
Li Mochou's pretty face turned pale, her delicate body panicked, and she leaned against the wall: "What does it want to do? I've already hidden in the ancient tomb..."
Li Mochou couldn't help but imagine a picture in her mind... On a green grass day, she rode a donkey, drank wine, and wandered leisurely in the world. That was her lost youth.
When they met again, it was Huang Rong riding on a donkey.
Li Mochou replaced herself with Huang Rong and shuddered. She cried, "The donkey seller told me that male donkeys are less troublesome, stronger, and more capable. I believed him. He said hard work is the most reliable. I will definitely buy a female donkey next time."
Hong Lingbo said weakly: "Master, can we ride a horse?"
You don't ride a horse when you travel around the world, you ride a donkey. You are so outstanding that you deserve your donkey to become a spirit.
Li Mochou's fist hit Hong Lingbo's head with a clang, making Hong Lingbo suddenly shorter. "The horse is too fast. Master likes to take it slow. The scenery on the road is so beautiful. This way you can observe more carefully and understand more deeply. This process is what matters."
Hong Lingbo rubbed the top of her head. She was still young and didn’t understand much, but her head felt itchy.
The little girl in white followed suit, found it interesting, and punched him again.
Duang! ! !
Paji.
Hong Lingbo sat down like a duck, tears in his eyes.
Li Mochou hugged the little girl in panic: "Junior sister, why are you so careless?"
When Li Mochou hit her apprentice, she was holding back. But the little girl hit him without any hesitation, she was using all her strength.
Hong Lingbo glanced at the little Loli with resentment. Li Mochou checked that she was okay and pulled her up: "Let's go find the master and kill that stupid donkey."
Click, click, click...
The stone door opens.
The young woman in white led the way with a stern face. Behind her, Li Mochou, Xiaolongnu, Grandma Sun, and Hong Lingbo came out, some holding swords, some holding crutches.
The beautiful young woman said in a cold voice: "Master originally thought that you were provoking men and that your six senses were not pure. I didn't expect that you would even provoke a donkey. Mochou, Mochou, what can I say about you?"
Li Mochou's face flushed, she bit her lip and explained, "Master, that's my mount."
The beautiful young woman said: "I understand, I understand everything. I also traveled the world with your master in the past. I have also been to brothels to listen to music. I have extraordinary experience. I have read countless picture books and cultivated my sentiments."
After a pause, the young woman explained in a weak voice: "Don't think too much. My disciples in the ancient tomb need to abandon their seven emotions and six desires. I read those things only for the purpose of cultivating my mind."
As she spoke, the beautiful young woman took out a pair of gloves and put them on her extremely white and tender hands. She spread out her five fingers, then clenched them into fists. Her fingers were slender and her palms were smooth. She nodded with satisfaction: "Master, I will go first."
As soon as she finished speaking, the young woman rose from the ground, her white clothes fluttering, like a fairy flying away, leaving Li Mochou and Hong Lingbo stunned for a moment. The next moment, the little girl beside her also jumped up, following closely behind her, also looking like a fairy.
Li Mochou lowered her head: "We are both practicing the same martial arts, why am I not as good-looking as you?"
Hong Lingbo comforted him, "Master, don't be sad. These trivial things are not important."
Li Mochou nodded with satisfaction.
Hong Lingbo: "Master just doesn't have that temperament."
Li Mochou clenched her fists.
Duang! ! !
At this moment, a cry came from the front: "Qigong save me!!!"
……
Ouyang Feng was panicked. He had been in the martial arts world for many years, but he never thought that the one who pushed him into a desperate situation was actually a donkey. If this got out, how could he still live in the world with dignity? If it were someone else who cared about his dignity, he would have probably bitten his tongue and committed suicide.
The sober Ouyang Feng was not too shameless and asked for help decisively.
Hong Qigong saw Ouyang Feng in danger. The donkey's four hooves were completely defenseless for Ouyang Feng. Especially the two hooves at the bottom, which were black and looked like cold iron or fine steel. One hoof after another hit Ouyang Feng, either in the lower abdomen or thighs, making Ouyang Feng retreat repeatedly, making Hong Qigong unable to help but close his legs, making Master Yideng cover the stove door with his hands, and making Huang Yaoshi use the method of shrinking his penis into the abdomen...
The three of them looked at each other and rushed forward together: "Brother Feng, don't be afraid."
You have to know that when they met at the Huashan Sword Contest, they did not attack together to deal with Wang Chongyang, at most it was a round-robin battle.
The few people knew that this donkey should be very strong, but they didn't expect it to be so strong.
Ouyang Feng's face turned red, and he gritted his teeth and roared: "I will entangle it, and you kill it from behind."
Ouyang Feng practiced Toad Skill, which gave him great explosive power and good defense. He glared with his eyes, clamped the donkey's hoof with his arms, and suddenly sank down in a horse stance. His lower abdomen bulged as if inflated, and a strange sound came from his abdomen.
The donkey's upper hoof was caught, and the lower two hooves fell on Ouyang Feng's legs. It seemed to sense the danger, and kicked out with both hooves wildly, heading straight for Ouyang Feng's lower abdomen.
Ouyang Feng: "Hurry."
Huang Yaoshi and his two companions flew over in an instant, using the Finger Snapping Technique, Dragon Subduing Palm, and One Yang Finger first. At the same time, some raised their jade flutes, some waved their fists, and some raised their rough palms. The three of them approached in an instant, following the attack closely.
The donkey sensed the danger, and the yellow hair on its back stood up. It stepped on Ouyang Feng's thighs with its two legs and soared into the sky in an instant.
"What a great strength." Ouyang Feng exclaimed. The donkey had already broken free. He felt a blackness above his head and the donkey fell behind him. Ouyang Feng was furious and knew that he was in trouble. The attacks of Huang Yaoshi and the other two were about to fall on him. He roared in anger, but it was too late to dodge, so he had to fight hard. Ouyang Feng's internal force surged, and his whole body swelled up like a toad.
Bang bang bang.
Three sounds came from his chest, a broken stone, a finger force, and a palm force directly hit Ouyang Feng's chest. Even though Ouyang Feng was well prepared, he was beaten so hard that his blood surged. He couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood and became listless. His figure stepped back and staggered. Deep footprints were left on the ground under his feet.
Huang Yaoshi and the other two said nothing, and their figures separated in an instant, coming behind Ouyang Feng like ghosts. The four of them had been rivals for decades, but they also understood each other, so they cooperated seamlessly without words.
The strength of this donkey was beyond the imagination of the three people. Ouyang Feng had already lost his fighting ability. If they could not fight quickly, they would probably be defeated and retreat. They did not expect to die here. They wanted to run, but this donkey could not stop them.
The donkey was aroused and rushed forward again. But in an instant, his face was full of panic. His four legs were no match for the three men on the opposite side with six arms and six legs. Even if the donkey's four legs were waving, he was still defeated. He was either slapped by Hong Qigong, poked by Yideng, or tapped by Huang Yaoshi, which made the donkey cry in pain and look panicked.
Ouyang Feng, who was a little scared, saw this scene and immediately swallowed a bullet, gritting his teeth with a fierce look.
The donkey panicked, but he was fine again.
Ouyang Feng roared: "Evil beast, today I will enforce justice on behalf of heaven and slay demons and monsters. Even if I am seriously injured and my two fists are no match for four hooves, I will still let you know the majesty of the Five Great Masters of Jianghu."
After saying this, Ouyang Feng lay on the ground, aiming his head at the donkey. His neck became thicker and his body began to swell.
At this moment, a sound of breaking through the air was heard. Ouyang Feng was startled. He was preparing for the attack but couldn't avoid it. Ouyang Feng felt like a thorn in his back, and a dense layer of goose bumps appeared on his back. He was shocked and angry in his heart: Who dares to attack me?
puff!
Ouyang Feng felt a chill in his tailbone, followed by a pain. His buttocks trembled, and with a "puff", his swollen body visibly softened.
Ouyang Feng's face turned red. He thought of his eldest sister-in-law. She was young and ignorant, hot-blooded and impulsive. At the critical moment, her eldest brother kicked the door open...
This memory is too deep, just like the past. Who would have thought that after so many years, Ouyang Feng would once again experience this overwhelming feeling of defeat?
"Yes...Puff...Who..." Ouyang Feng spat out a mouthful of blood, and looked back with anger on his face. He saw a cold figure in white standing proudly on the tree, with a calm tone and eyes: "Who are you? Why are you fighting in front of my ancient tomb?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he flicked his fingers and a faint silver light flashed in the void.
Huang Yaoshi and the other two all got goosebumps and quickly dodged, standing in three separate places, looking at each other silently.
Master Yideng's eyes flickered, and he spoke first: "Amituofo, I think it should be Miss Lin in person."
"The old beggar has seen Miss Lin."
"Huang is polite."
Young lady Lin nodded slightly: "Since you know me, you must be acquainted with me." She paused and said hesitantly: "The Tomb Sect does not care about worldly affairs and focuses on cultivation. But I have a disciple named Li Mochou..."
The corner of Master Yideng's mouth twitched, his white eyebrows trembled, and he couldn't help rubbing his clasped hands twice, then he lowered his eyebrows and said nothing.
Young Lady Lin snorted coldly and looked at me sideways: "She met the wrong person and didn't know how to judge people. That's her own business. But Master Yideng is bullying the weak. Do you think that women and children in the ancient tomb are easy to bully?"
Master Yideng chanted the Buddha's name first: "A-mi-tuo-fu--", and the voice paused for a little while. He thought quickly and spoke slowly: "In this matter, I am indeed bullying the weak, but Mr. Li's methods are cruel and his hands are stained with blood..."
"I've already asked, and everyone Mo Chou killed had a way to die."
"That being said, it is too cruel. Haven't you heard that God is merciful? Besides, love between man and woman requires mutual affection. I was once a layman, and I know that a forced melon is not sweet. Although I may be suspected of bullying the weak by stopping Mr. Li, I am also helpless in the face of the disciples' pleas. But this matter may not be a bad thing for Mr. Li."
"So what do you say about today's events?"
"Miss Lin, please allow me to report that this donkey is a demon. It has killed too many people in Zhongdu City, leaving hundreds of thousands of corpses. It has also killed all the members of the Jin Dynasty royal family, causing unrest in the north, and many heroes have risen up, making life miserable for the people..."
"What does the fate of the Jin have to do with me?" Young Lady Lin said, a little embarrassed and annoyed. "Let me ask you, why are you fighting at the gate of my ancient tomb? Also, this donkey belongs to my ancient tomb and was once Mo Chou's mount. Why do you always pick on my ancient tomb? Do you think we are easy to bully because of our widowed mother and daughter?"
Master Yideng's mouth was bitter. He didn't expect that this donkey was actually Li Mochou's. Besides, I didn't bully you...
Hong Qigong spoke up: "Hahaha, Miss Lin heard from the old beggar..."
"I don't listen."
Huang Yaoshi: "Ms. Lin, your name is Huang, although..."
"I have no reputation in the martial arts world, so don't be polite."
Huang Yaoshi's smile was stiff: "Ms. Lin, don't get excited. Listen to me..."
"I don't listen."
Ouyang Feng was furious: "Why did you attack me with a hidden weapon?"
From what Ouyang Feng saw, Mrs. Lin wanted to explain, but she raised her hand and hit him with a silver needle. Ouyang Feng was so frightened that he quickly dodged and said angrily, "You are so unreasonable, woman."
Young Lady Lin said coldly: "You four grown men are bullying us women and children, do you think you are right?"
Yideng: "Donor, the truth is as great as the sky."
"Come on, come on, tell me your truth."
"Hiss... Since Miss Lin is being reasonable, then this old beggar has something to say..."
"Don't listen, don't listen."
"Ms. Lin, please don't go too far."
"Huang Lao Xie, let's go, let's go to the martial arts world and have a chat. I want to ask the martial arts heroes how I could bully you four grown men."
"Wait a minute."
Huang Yaoshi's face changed, and he became a little flustered. He quickly stepped back and said, "I will not be involved in this matter. My daughter has not been found yet. Old beggar, I am leaving first."
Hong Qigong bared his teeth and stamped his feet: "Only the villain and ..."
Young Lady Lin glared and rushed over with the silver needle in her hand: "You called me a villain..."
"No, I..." Hong Qigong stamped his feet, turned around and ran away, his voice coming from afar: "Miss Lin, you have to be reasonable. This old beggar and your lady are friends after all. You old poisonous creature, this old beggar's begging bowl has not been washed yet..."
When Ouyang Feng saw Hong Qigong and Huang Yaoshi running away, he became angry and anxious: "What makes you say that this donkey is yours?"
brush!
Ouyang Feng quickly dodged and looked at the silver needle stuck in the tree with shock and anger.
Mrs. Lin glared: "What are you looking at? I just don't like you."
Ouyang Feng: "..."
The corners of his mouth twitched. As soon as Huang Yaoshi and the old beggar left, this woman started fighting. Ouyang Feng was angry. He didn't care whether the woman was a woman or not.
But he was seriously injured and did not dare to act rashly. He stomped his feet and turned around and ran away.
Mrs. Lin was still not satisfied. She looked at Ouyang Feng's back and couldn't help throwing a few more silver needles at him. She didn't know why, but when she saw Ouyang Feng, she felt angry and wanted to use silver needles to make him a big hedgehog that tasted like a toad.
At this moment, only Yi Deng was left. He put his hands together and said, "I have done something wrong in the past. I apologize to Miss Lin. I also ask Miss Lin to restrain this donkey and not to kill or abuse people again."
Young Lady Lin snorted coldly and did not respond, but asked, "I heard that the master and Niubizi exchanged magical skills?"
Yideng's expression changed and he turned and left.
Mrs. Lin stamped her feet indignantly: "What a bastard, what a bald ass! Dirty and shameless."
Say it.
Looking back, he saw the donkey running towards Li Mochou with a pitiful face, while Li Mochou was circling around the tree in fear. He didn't know how many times it circled, but the donkey suddenly stopped and Li Mochou appeared in front of the donkey. They stared at each other in silence.
Li Mochou turned around and circled the tree. The donkey did not move. It tilted its head and looked at Li Mochou who appeared in front of it. The donkey's eyes were clear and stupid.
Li Mochou: "..."
Mrs. Lin looked at him with a gloomy face. She walked over, clenched her fist, and punched Li Mochou on the head: "Idiot."
Hong Lingbo looked familiar.
Duang!
Hong Lingbo's neck shrank, his face full of misery.
Young Lady Lin glanced at the two of them, then frowned at the donkey: "Why does this donkey know Jade Girl Kung Fu? His internal strength has even caught up with my master."
Li Mochou was extremely shocked: "Master, how is this possible?"
Mrs. Lin said coldly: "You are not even as good as a donkey."
After saying this, he turned around and walked forward. After a few steps, he said to the depressed Li Mochou, "This donkey is very close to you. It can be seen that it is a nostalgic donkey, not a murderous donkey. Bring it back and let me study it for a while."
Li Mochou asked worriedly, "Master, didn't Hong Qigong and the others say that this donkey killed people?"
"Men know nothing about asses."
(End of this chapter)
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