my shared lover

Have you ever stolen something?Not stolen.

Have you ever stolen a woman?stole.

What would it be like to be caught by her husband on the spot while making out with other people's wives?Jia Simiao hadn't tried it, but he finally realized it.How did he know that Zhang Xixi would suddenly want to come over?Talking to her, she didn't say a word, just stared at him like this, which made his scalp hair stand straight.

Jia Simiao whispered, "That... that Zhang Xixi, let's eat."

Zhang Xixi still looked at him without saying a word.

Jia Simiao hurriedly said again: "I... I know, I had such a little bit of unreasonable thoughts just now, but I really didn't do anything to you. I swear, I can swear by the light bulb, if the light goes out, I will It will be destroyed."

call!Zhang Xixi stood up suddenly, still silent, just motionless, without blinking his eyes, and continued to stare at Jia Simiao.

Killing people is not enough to nod their heads, what else does she want?Yes, Jia Simiao also admitted that he had the idea of ​​a beast just now, but after all, he hadn't really done anything, so if he thought about it in his heart, he wouldn't commit a crime, right?He coughed twice and said with a sneer: "Xixi, you... If you have any thoughts, just say so, don't look at me like that, okay?"

Plop!Zhang Xixi fell on the bed again, closed his eyes, and made a slight snoring sound.

Jia Simiao was dumbfounded, he was stunned, and he was silent for dozens of seconds before he finally came to his senses.He is a doctor, known as the ghost hand in the Chinese medicine circle, and he is as famous as the fairy Buddha in Jiangsu and Zhejiang - Wenren Lafayette.It was obvious at a glance that Zhang Xixi was sick, which was a kind of sleepwalking.

This kind of sleepwalking is nothing if you say it is nothing, and it is terrible if you say it is terrible.

It was reported in the newspaper that there were three members of the family, the wife came in the morning, and when she got up, she found that her husband had been killed and his head had been chopped off.At that time, she was so scared that she was at a loss and immediately called the police.When the police rushed over, they found that the doors and windows were intact, and the murder weapon was a kitchen knife.By extracting fingerprints, the fingerprints on the handle of the knife belonged to the wife.

It was her who killed her husband.

The police immediately arrested her as a major suspect, and his wife yelled that she was wronged.When it came time to investigate, the police were a little confused. The neighbors, including the parents of both parties, said that the young couple was very affectionate, not to mention fighting, and they had never even quarreled, and the wife had no motive for committing the crime.

What was it like?

The psychological expert asked the wife, and found out that she had a dream in the middle of the night. She just bought a watermelon. She wanted to cut the watermelon with a kitchen knife to see if it was ripe.Her dream was actually her sleepwalking situation, the melon she was touching was not a watermelon, but her husband's head.She cut up her husband's head as a watermelon.

How creepy is this kind of thing?Looking at Zhang Xixi's appearance, I don't know how serious it is.If he helped Zhang Xixi diagnose and treat her, she would definitely not believe that she was sick.Tell Shen Junao and Tang Ziyu, will they believe in themselves?Maybe he will ask him, how do you know that Zhang Xixi has somnambulism when sleeping?Could it be that you slept with her?

Jia Simiao took a few deep breaths, and decided to talk to Shen Junao and Tang Ziyu when he found a chance. He had a clear conscience.

Zhang Xixi is still in that posture, but he no longer has the same mood as before.Dare to kiss?Who knows if she will suddenly open her eyes again and scare him to death.Leaning down, Jia Simiao softly called Zhang Xixi a few times, and finally woke her up.

Jia Simiao said, "Are you hungry? Come and have something to eat."

Zhang Xixi sat on the bed and shouted: "I fell asleep? Did you touch me while I was asleep?"

"No."

"Really?"

"With your IQ, did I fool you?"

"That's true."

Zhang Xixi jumped to the ground, washed his face, and proudly said: "Let me tell you, there is only one person I admire in this world, and that is my elder sister. It's a pity that apart from being busy with the company, she always It's talking about a man. I don't understand, is that man so good?"

Jia Simiao ate the wonton and said with a smile: "From your tone, you are still a young lady? Looking at you, you can tell how high your sister's IQ is. Since the man she is talking about, I think he must be very good." .”

"What's wrong with Miss Qianjin? I left home just to prove to my family that I, Zhang Xixi, am very capable and stronger than anyone else. I will definitely become a big boss."

"That is, that is. Boss Zhang, why don't you hurry up and eat? We are going to make money."

"Eat, eat."

When it comes to making money, Zhang Xixi gets excited all of a sudden, devouring wontons faster than Jia Simiao.Then, she began to urge Jia Simiao, hurry up, don't waste time.This is the first time they have gone out to sell iced watermelons. If they do well, they can accumulate initial capital, set up a store, and sell cold drinks.

The two pushed the freezer and soon came to the door of the flower shop.After saying hello to Fatty He, the two of them plugged the power strip into the power supply in the store and pulled it out for more than six meters before plugging in the freezer, which was next to the flower bed.Don't be too close to the store, as it will disturb the business of other flower shops.But I couldn't stay too far away, so I ran to the street, and the location was just right.

After spending more than 100 yuan, I bought an ordinary large parasol and propped it up.A fruit knife, a bamboo cutting board, and a glass case on the freezer, in which there are cut watermelons.This is a sample, specially designed to attract passers-by.There are also two plastic stools, these are all Jia Simiao and Zhang Xixi's belongings.

Don't look at these things, it's almost 500 yuan, plus the rent of 350 yuan, Zhang Xixi's pocket is almost deflated.She didn't have a clue in her heart, if it couldn't be sold, she really wanted to go drink the Northwest Wind with Jia Simiao.

Sitting on the stool, looking at the people passing by, he muttered, "Brother Jia, tell me, we... can we sell it?"

Jia Simiao asked back, "Have you got your pockets ready?"

Zhang Xixi was happy all of a sudden, patted the waist bag tied around his waist, and giggled: "I have prepared it a long time ago. If we can fill it up today, we will call Jun Ao and Ziyu tonight and go out for a rubbing meal." Son."

"Business is the hottest at night, are you willing to leave?"

"unwilling."

The two looked at each other and laughed loudly.

Zhang Xixi didn't care about ladies or not, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Watermelon, ice watermelon, big sandy watermelon."

There are not many pedestrians on the street, but the weather is too hot. People passing by saw watermelons selling here, and they all came to buy two yuan.Anyway, the price is not expensive, two yuan a piece, sweet, sandy and cold, swallowing it in one gulp, the cold air flows down the throat and into the stomach, the sweat pores all over the body are fully ripe, very happy.

Zhang Xixi was in charge of selling and collecting money, while Jia Simiao was in charge of cutting melons, the two cooperated very well.

From nine o'clock in the morning to the end of school at noon, more than 8 large watermelons were sold during the period.A watermelon is cut into 2 pieces, and a piece costs 16 yuan, which is 4 yuan.However, Li Ergou gave them a relatively low price. The cost price of a watermelon weighing more than ten catties was 12 yuan.In other words, if they sell a cut watermelon, they can make a net profit of [-] yuan.

Some people bought the whole watermelon separately, and it cost 1 yuan per catty. After deducting the cost, they could also make a net profit of 6 yuan.At least it is a little less, but it saves trouble, no need to cut it up, just sell it directly.

It's bulging, not Zhang Xixi's belly is bulging, but his pockets are bulging.It's bulging, and there are hundreds of dollars.

At this time, the school closed at noon, and those students came out with a clatter.There were too many people, and Zhang Xixi yelled harder, and there were many people inside and outside.

Tang Ziyu and a few girls from the dormitory came out, originally planning to take advantage of the lunch break to go for a stroll.It was too hot, and they were all attracted when they heard the cries from here.Iced watermelon?They crowded up and said loudly, "Come on, give us a few yuan."

"okay."

Zhang Xixi agreed, and when she looked up, she met Tang Ziyu's eyes.

Tang Ziyu lost her voice: "Ah? Xixi, you...why did you come here to do this?"

Zhang Xixi was very proud: "Why, as long as it can make money. Are you and your classmates here to eat watermelon? Come, I'll treat you."

Tang Ziyu was a little confused, and she didn't react until Zhang Xixi delivered the iced watermelon in front of them.

A girl asked, "Ziyu, who are you?"

If it's on other women, and a small vendor like Zhang Xixi is on the stall, why don't you hurry up and run away?But Tang Ziyu didn't, instead she said proudly: "My girlfriend."

"The handsome guy next to her is her boyfriend?"

Jia Simiao was overjoyed, he finally saw someone with knowledge, he didn't care if it was Zhang Xixi's boyfriend, but the sentence before, handsome guy, did you hear that?Shen Junao, Zhang Xixi, and Tang Ziyu always blamed themselves. In fact, they were jealous because they couldn't find a handsome boyfriend like me.

Jia Simiao laughed and said, "Since you are Ziyu's classmates, you can eat enough."

"Enough?" Zhang Xixi gave Jia Simiao a few glances. I'm the big one paying the money. If it's on the company's board of directors, I'm also the big shareholder.You are a coolie who paid 100 yuan, and you are generous.That being said, it's also true for me.She was not the kind of cheapskate either, she smiled and handed watermelon to Tang Ziyu and other girls.

It's fine for Tang Ziyu to be short-mouthed and short-handed, but the other girls are a little embarrassed.It's true that it's all less money, but I still feel a little bit unbearable for eating and drinking for nothing.Anyway, there is nothing else to do, so just help me with my work.

Jia Simiao said in a low voice: "You don't need your help, you just pretend to be shopping and eat watermelon here, just yell for us."

She winked at Tang Ziyu a few times, and she immediately understood, ate the watermelon with big mouthfuls, and praised: "Wow, what a sweet watermelon, it's really fragrant and sweet, the skin is still thin, and it's cool. It's really fun."

The girl next to him also said: "It's delicious, it's delicious, I want another piece."

The power of a beautiful woman is great. There are so many people coming and going on the street, even if they are walking and eating, they all come to buy one or two yuan.Busy, so busy that Jia Simiao and Zhang Xixi didn't have time to eat.After school in the afternoon, Tang Ziyu and a few classmates went back to school, and the flow of people was reduced.

Jia Simiao ran back and forth several times, and when he bought jelly, sat down and ate it, he asked, "Xixi, how much do you think we sold?"

Zhang Xixi sat on the stool, holding jelly in his hand, and stepped on the flower bed with his feet, excitedly said: "How much?"

Jia Simiao said with a smile: "I guess, Jun Ao and Ziyu really have to be invited to dinner tonight, there are still about ten watermelons left, we can sell them all later."

"Ah? Really?" Zhang Xixi shouted: "I'll call Jun Ao and Ziyu now... Uh, let's send a text message to Ziyu to see what they want to eat. We haven't gone out for a long time."