my shared lover

Master Jia, what a resounding name.

Jia Simiao waved his whisk and said loudly, "It's okay, I'm here, don't worry."

Chen Gong, Tang Ziyu, and Ye Lanqiu were really nervous and nervous, after all, they had never done such a thing before.If the disease is cured, the disease will be cured. How can there be Taoist priests, Taoist boys, and maids with them?They followed Jia Simiao and walked into the hall of the villa, they were dumbfounded all of a sudden.

The area of ​​the hall was about 50 square meters, and the sofas, TVs, and other furnishings were all moved to one corner, making it look very spacious.Facing the gate is a grand master's chair.An old man with thinning hair and a gray beard, sitting on the grand master's chair, with a cigarette pipe in his mouth, looks very imposing.

This person must be Wang Laoka.

On the floor of the hall, there are circles of red candles, and in the middle, a woman in black and red clothes with a waist drum hanging around her waist, dancing and beating, chanting words, but she can’t understand What is she muttering about.And beside her, there were a few strangely dressed youths, their faces were painted like facial makeup, and they were looking at each other.

In the front, there are two children, a boy and a girl, who are about ten years old, wearing bright red clothes, one is wrapping a big cock, and the other is holding a little black dog.

Is this the sorceress dancing to the gods?

The sorceress didn't seem to notice that Jia Simiao, Tang Ziyu and others came in, and suddenly shouted: "Kill the chicken, kill the dog, let the blood out, I want to catch that water ghost."

A few weird youths beside her immediately stepped forward, took out their knives, poof!He slaughtered both the rooster and the black dog, and the blood spurted out.The sorceress immediately caught it with a big bowl, then drank a mouthful of blood, opened her mouth, there were bloodstains all over the ground, and her own mouth was also full of blood, looking a little scary.

Whoosh!She drew out another peach-wood sword, stepped on the stool with one foot, held the sword above her head with one hand, glared at Wang Laoga with her eyes, her hands and feet trembled, and shouted in her mouth, "Where is the evildoer, don't hurry up!" Appearance?"

Puff!She drank another mouthful of blood, making a gesture to spray it.

Suddenly, Jia Simiao imitated her tone and shouted violently: "Where is the evildoer, dare to pretend to be a ghost here? Don't show me."

It was too sudden, and he poured his inner energy into his voice, as if a thunder exploded out of thin air.Click!The sorceress was startled, she didn't spit out the mouthful of chicken blood and black dog blood, she swallowed them all in one gulp.It was so thick and thick, she retched twice, and then vomited it out again.

But how bad does it look?She waved her hand and said, "Holy water."

A young man went up and handed her a bowl of clear water, she quickly drank a couple of sips, rinsed her mouth, and then secretly breathed a sigh of relief.Raising her head, she saw Jia Simiao and Chen Gong, Tang Ziyu and Ye Lanqiu. They were dressed in Taoist robes and looked like maids. They were clearly here to make trouble.

Is it easy for my wife to make some money?

The sorceress shouted: "How dare you call me a monster? Do you know who I am?"

Jia Simiao smiled and said, "I know you are Mrs. Bone from the Bone Cave on Bone Mountain."

Mrs. Bones?Isn't that the bone spirit?Obviously, this sorceress is not Jia Simiao's opponent in the fight, she said angrily, "Who are you?"

"I am Zhenren Jia, the eldest disciple of Master Jiugong of Longhu Mountain and Jiugong Mountain."

"Haha, the fake real person is still here to play wild? Disciples, go up and destroy him." The sorceress pointed at Jia Simiao, and those strangely dressed young men rushed at Jia Simiao with their knives in their hands. come up.

"You evildoers, dare to play in front of the real person?"

Jia Simiao was not in a hurry, and he had already put on the gray ghost gloves in his hands, and there was a kindling hidden in the cuffs.When they got close, he directly raised his hand and opened his mouth to spray it out.call!A mouthful of flames shot up into the sky, and the faces of those young people suddenly changed color in fright.

This humane conduct is so high!

Immediately afterwards, Jia Simiao flew up, pinched a silver needle with his fingertips, and stabbed violently at the acupuncture points of those young people.The silver needles were small, Jia Simiao's movements were fast, and the light in the room was relatively dim, so they saw Jia Simiao sliding back and forth on the ground, but they didn't see his movements clearly.

Those young people are like three-legged cats, so how can they be Jia Simiao's opponent?After three or two strokes, Jia Simiao got stabbed at the acupuncture point, and everyone was stunned, standing motionless on the ground, unable to move in a daze.

Jia Simiao flicked his sleeves very chicly, put his index finger and middle finger together, pointed at the sorceress and shouted: "What skills do you still have, just use them."

"Ah?" The sorceress was so frightened that even Tang Ziyu, Ye Lanqiu and the others were stunned, they didn't expect Jia Simiao to do such a trick all of a sudden.In fact, the reason is very simple, there is fire and fuel, and most people can come to breathe fire.Of course, it is best not to try this kind of thing. Jia Simiao wears ghost gloves, and he is not afraid of being cut by a knife, let alone the burning of the flame.

Suddenly, the sorceress took out a sharp knife, pointed at Jia Simiao and stabbed at him, shouting: "I want to destroy your morality."

Jia Simiao went up, grabbed the edge of the blade, then twisted his wrist, snatched the sharp blade away, threw it on the ground, and said with a sneer, "Pearls of rice grains, also emit brilliance? I'll catch them without letting go."

At this time, the sorceress was really dumbfounded, her legs softened, and she knelt down in front of Jia Simiao, her body trembling like chaff, and she said in a trembling voice: "God, please forgive me, please forgive me, I just cheated and cheated." Yes, there is no magic and Taoism at all."

Jia Simiao snorted, went forward to unlock the acupoints of those young men, and shouted: "Stand aside, let me see my immortal master cast spells."

He took out a sandbag from his pocket, walked up and handed it to Wang Laoga, and said loudly, "Old man, how do you feel when you touch this sandbag?"

Even the witch was defeated, Wang Laoga had already startled Jia Simiao as a heavenly being, and hurriedly said: "Master Immortal, this sandbag is cold and hard."

Jia Simiao nodded, and said loudly: "Next, I will recite the spell, and you? Follow my spell and keep shaking the sandbag. When the sandbag is so hot that you can't hold it with your hands, you will squeak One sound."

ah?Is this kind of thing okay?Sandbags are cold, and they can become scorching hot without even touching them?It is estimated that even the great magician will not be able to do it.Ye Lanqiu, Tang Ziyu and the others didn't understand what Jia Simiao was up to, but they all looked at Jia Simiao curiously, full of anticipation in their hearts.

Jia Simiao waved his fly whisk, muttering words, and kept doing various movements.After receiving Jia Simiao's explanation, Wang Laoga kept shaking the sandbag.Strange to say, the sandbag was getting hotter and hotter, and it didn't take long for the sandbag to become extremely hot.

Wang Laoga finally couldn't hold it anymore, and shouted: "Master Immortal, I can't hold it anymore, it's too hot."

Jia Simiao said loudly, "Put down the sandbag and sit on the chair by yourself."

Wang Laoga did as he said.

Jia Simiao went forward, cut open the mouth of the sandbag, and applied the sand inside to Wanglaoga's limb joints.Then, wrap it with a bandage.Both Ye Lanqiu and Tang Ziyu came up to help, and everything was done quickly.Then, Jia Simiao took a few steps back and said with a smile, "Old man, how do you feel now?"

Wang Laoga sat comfortably on the chair, stretched his brows, and almost groaned before he spoke: "It's comfortable, it's so comfortable, it's so comfortable."

Wang Beibei was very happy, and hurried up and asked, "Grandpa, do you really feel better?"

Wang Laoga nodded again and again: "Okay, it's much better. It's my granddaughter who is the best, and invited me such a profound fairy teacher."

Wang Beibei said: "Grandpa, what kind of immortal master? He is a friend of Chen Gong, a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine at the city's No. 1 civilian hospital."

Jia Simiao, Chen Gong, Tang Ziyu, and Ye Lanqiu all took off their costumes and stood beside Wang Laoga with a smile.Wang Laoga didn't know Jia Simiao and others, but he knew Chen Gong. How dare the boy standing behind Jia Simiao was Chen Gong in disguise?No wonder it looks so familiar.

Jia Simiao smiled and said, "Old man, your disease is called rheumatoid arthritis. If you treat it like I did just now, it will be cured within a few courses of treatment."

Wang Laoga opened his mouth wide, and it took him a while to regain his composure, and murmured: "You...you are not an immortal teacher? Then how can you breathe fire?"

"I hid the tinder and fuel in advance, and those magicians in the circus will do the same."

"Then...how did you make the sandbag shake and get hotter and hotter? You didn't even touch it."

Yes, how could this be?This is exactly what Ye Lanqiu, Tang Ziyu, Wang Beibei and others were puzzled about.Jia Simiao smiled, this is nothing difficult.At that time, Chen Gong and Wang Beibei were waiting in the car, Jia Simiao went to the pharmacy to get some medicine, and prepared a medicine called "Kanlisha".

The ingredients of this medicine are Angelica, Rhizoma Chuanxiong, Fangfeng, and Sperantosporum. "Kan" and "Li" respectively represent water and fire in the Eight Diagrams, indicating that this medicine can generate fire and heat, dispel dampness and wind cold, and because it looks like sand, it is called Kanlisha.When it is constantly shaking, the medicine inside has a chemical reaction, and it will generate heat. Why do you chant a mantra?Even Jia Simiao himself didn't know what he was reading.

Once the fever occurs, the volatile components contained in it will continue to leak out from the patch.After sticking to the affected area, a "drug mist" with a certain temperature and humidity will be formed. Under the action of heat, it will directly reach the affected area, quickly penetrate into the deep tissue of the lesion, and promote the transdermal absorption of the drug.This is the medicinal effect of Kanlisha, which is specially used to treat rheumatoid arthritis and other diseases.

Dare to love, what kind of wizards, witches, and immortals are all deceitful?

Wang Laoga came to his senses, looked at the sorceress again, and at some point, she had already taken several apprentices with her and fled without a trace.