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Chapter 23 Don’t force me to slap you
Chapter 23 Don’t force me to slap you
She paused, then continued, "Teacher Xie, your values are so positive. You would rather borrow money than spend it yourself, and give it to those in need. You are so great."
After hearing these words, Xie Qi was confused. Although these words were all compliments to him, why did they sound so wrong to his ears?
He frowned and thought for a few seconds before saying, "Tang Jin. Xiao Bei and I are teammates. Her money is my money. How can you say it's a loan?"
Bei Xinyu: “…”
6666.
When did her money become his money?
Just when Bei Xinyu was worrying about how to tell Xie Qi about this, Bai Lianlian, who had been silent, spoke.
"Teacher Xie is as unreserved as ever. Since Xiaobei's money is also your money, then your money is also Xiaobei's money. In this case, Xiaobei, give your money to Jinjin, and then you can spend Teacher Xie's money. After all, you are teammates."
Bei Xinyu looked at Bai Lianlian gratefully and then said to Xie Qi, "Is it okay? Teacher Xie, if it's okay, I will lend the money to Jinjin."
These words made Xie Qi's expression, which had just relaxed, darken again.
He frowned and said stiffly, "I always think that taking care of myself is more important than anything else."
"Puchi, what a rule that the officials are allowed to set fires while the common people are not allowed to light lamps." Bai Lianlian said with a smile on her lips.
Tang Jin, who had been watching from the sidelines, raised her eyebrows slightly. She could only say that Bai Lianlian was very nice in her retort.
She advised seriously: "Teacher Bai and Teacher Xie, please stop quarreling. It hurts our feelings."
Bai Lianlian looked at Tang Jin and said, "Tang Jin, you don't need to persuade us. This person has not changed from before to now."
"I have really changed, but you just don't want to see it!"
Hearing this, Bai Lianlian turned her back to the camera and rolled her eyes, “You big-headed ghost.”
Tang Jin looked towards the camera and said, "Friends, this is the charm of Just Because of You. Even if you don't have a relationship yourself, you can watch others fall in love. Those who are together can enjoy candy, and those who break up can enjoy melons. I sent red envelopes to everyone on Weibo. Go buy some melon seeds."
Xiao Han: “…”
You say she is stirring up trouble but she is promoting it seriously.
You said she didn't cause any trouble, but this matter is still related to her.
Tang Jin really makes him love and hate her!
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Facts have proved that it is the program crew that is responsible for causing trouble.
The next morning, Tang Jin finally understood why Xiao Han looked at her like that yesterday.
She stood on the stairs with her arms folded across her chest, looking down at Li Xi downstairs. A sneer escaped from her red lips. Did Xiao Han treat her as his traffic password?
However, since people had already arrived, Tang Jin didn't have any other ideas. She always fought back and never took the initiative to provoke others.
After all, she was still afraid of trouble. It was better to have less trouble than more. It would be best if Li Xi could keep out of her way.
But obviously, the program crew had no intention of missing out on this hot topic. When they saw Tang Jin coming downstairs, the camera instantly turned over.
Noticing the camera, Tang Jin walked down the stairs without changing her expression.
[What kind of fantasy plot is this? ]
[The program crew was too blatant.]
【Looking forward to the fight! 】
【The Xifen are here, everyone please make way. 】
"Hello everyone, I am actor Li Xi, and I hope to have a good time with you all."
Everyone has seen the hot searches from the past few days, so the atmosphere among the crowd was a little subtle at this moment.
But everyone present was a smart person. They tacitly agreed not to mention this matter, but instead expressed a warm welcome to Li Xi's arrival.
Of course, except Tang Jin.
It was a matter of keeping out of each other's way, but she was not yet in a good mood enough to extend a warm welcome to Li Xi.
Li Xi glanced at Tang Jin, and a hint of subtle malice flashed in his eyes.
If it weren't for this bitch, she wouldn't have fallen to the point where she could only appear on dating variety shows and rely on CP hype to gain popularity.
This time she came to destroy Tang Jin's reputation and avenge herself.
Li Xi cautiously glanced at Shi Ye who was sitting beside him without saying a word. The man was leaning lazily on the back of the chair, his fingers typing lightly on the computer.
Thinking of his background, she had a gleam of determination in her eyes. As long as she could get him, not to mention a little Tang Jin, even banning Tang Xiangsi would be no problem.
Suddenly, Shi Ye frowned and looked at Li Xi with sharp eyes.
Li Xi was startled by his gaze and quickly looked away. It was not the right time yet and she had to take it slow.
He also looked at Li Xi. Suddenly he remembered that it was this woman who was on the hot search with Tang Jin not long ago. He twitched his lips, then lowered his head and stopped looking at her.
Also coming with Li Xi was Wei Jingchu, a male actor with a buzz cut who has become somewhat popular recently.
Wei Jingchu looked around at everyone and suddenly started to speak: "Hello everyone, my name is Wei Jingchu, I take a five-minute shower and a ten-minute meal, I have no violent tendencies, my limbs are intact, I have been breathing independently since I was a child, my bowel movements are normal, I can walk by myself, I can use a smartphone, I can recite the multiplication table, I can only say hello when approached, I know to run home when it rains, I can get dressed when it's cold, and I can eat when I'm hungry, my body temperature is 36.3-36.7°C, my breathing is 12-20 times/min, my systolic blood pressure is 120-140mmHg, my diastolic blood pressure is 82-90mmHg, my heart rate is 60-80 times/min, I have a little social anxiety, please take the initiative to make friends with me, thank you."
The villa suddenly became quiet.
Wei Jingchu was not satisfied with the silence. He pointed at Tang Jin randomly and said, "Teacher, please introduce yourself."
Tang Jin was stunned by this reversal of power. After a few seconds, she tentatively asked, "Am I Xiaocao's mother?"
As expected of Tang Jin’s soul mate, Bei Xinyu followed up by saying, “I’m a working dog.”
Suddenly, a sobbing sound was heard, and everyone saw Neo saying in a crying voice: "I am, Xu~Jun~da~"
While the guests were going crazy, netizens were also going crazy on the barrage.
【The world has finally become the crazy thing I want it to be. 】
【I am a ghost who died of laughter. 】
【I am Qibacao! 】
[Fuck! Now is the time! Use your whirlwind triple kick to kick these lunatics out of the love show! ]
【I am Mr. Shi’s slave.】
But there are still normal people.
Bai Lianlian smiled and said, "Hello, I'm Bai Lianlian."
Xie Qi was also relatively normal: "I am the singer Xie Qi."
All the guests present except Tokiya were forced to introduce themselves again.
Suddenly Wei Jingchu pointed his finger at Shi Ye, and he curled his lips, "Man, why don't you introduce yourself? Are you trying to get my attention? Well, congratulations, you succeeded."
The air once again fell into an eerie silence.
Just when Xiao Han wanted to save Wei Jingchu, Shi Ye finally raised his head.
His face was normal and his voice was clear, "Hello, I'm the overbearing president, and I usually like to make people feel cold and depressed."
Wei Jingchu smiled evilly, "Boss, you have successfully attracted my attention."
Tang Jin: “…”
She rubbed the goose bumps caused by Wei Jingchu's grease and said seriously, "Young man, you'll never find a wife if you're so greasy."
"Woman, are you playing hard to get with me?" Wei Jingchu said.
Tang Jin sneered twice, suddenly took off her slippers and held them in her hand, "Don't force me to slap you."
Li Xi, who had been watching from the side, had a gleam in his eyes: "Teacher Tang, Teacher Wei was just joking with you."
Hearing this, Tang Jin looked at her coldly: "You too."
A trace of resentment flashed in Li Xi's eyes, but he still kept his mouth shut.
The murderous intent in Tang Jin's eyes gave Wei Jingchu goosebumps. He finally realized how greasy he was just now. He touched his short hair and said, "I learned all this from Baidu last night. Didn't I learn it well?"
Everyone: "..."
Netizens comment:
[You can learn, but please learn something from the world of the living.]
These two chapters have been modified. Has any cutie found them?
(End of this chapter)
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