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Chapter 34 The flower is jasmine and the intestine is the king of kings

Xie Qi glanced at everyone with a somewhat unpleasant expression, then withdrew his hand awkwardly.

He looked at Bai Lianlian suspiciously. Why had she changed so much?
She was trying hard to keep him when they broke up.

Could it be that he has a new love?

He shook his head and got rid of the idea. She loved him so much, how could she like someone else?

After realizing this, Xie Qi's expression improved, and a gentle smile appeared on his face again, "Lianlian, you are joking again."

He handed the orange-flavored lollipop to her again, smiled helplessly and shook his head, as if Bai Lianlian was being unreasonable.

Bai Lianlian glanced at him, and a rare expression of irritation appeared on her usually gentle face. She took a blueberry lollipop from Tang Jin, then looked at Xie Qi and said word by word: "I don't like orange flavor."

Xie Qi's face turned completely black at this point. He couldn't help but scolded, "That's enough. Do you really want me to lose face in front of so many people?"

"His defense is broken." Tang Jin commented quietly in his ear while eating melon seeds.

So noisy, so beautiful, I love watching it.

Shi Ye nodded in agreement and opened a bag of pistachios.

Wei Jingchu replied, "It's okay, Mr. Xie. If it doesn't work, I'll go sit on the side of the road with you and sigh."

Xie Qi: “…”

He glared at him and Bai Lianlian, then returned to his seat with a gloomy face.

Bai Lianlian didn't even give him a glance. She took out five Heart Coins from her bag. Just as she was about to give them to Shi Ye, she met Tang Jin's peach blossom eyes that were gleaming with gossip.

She couldn't help but twitching the corners of her lips.

Could you two just restrain yourself a little?

【It was a really satisfying defense break. 】

[I declare Xie Qi the best defense-breaking ambassador of the year! ]

[This Xie Qi made me fart loudly in bed! ]

【I smelled it in Heilongjiang (clip version).】

[Hahaha, am I the only one who paid attention to the melon-eating duo? ]

[Mr. Shi completely overturned all my perceptions of domineering CEOs. ]

[The boss eats melons more deliciously than I do. 】

"What are you all standing there for? Don't you know that class is about to begin?!"

Then, a bald old man in his sixties walked into the classroom holding a book.

When everyone heard this voice that was comparable to that of a dean of studies, they all returned to their seats.

Tang Jin quickly packed all her things into the table hole, then sat obediently in her seat, watching her nose and her heart.

So quiet, as if he was a different person.

I'm dying of laughter. What should I do if I can't be quiet?
She still had some spicy strips in her mouth!
The old man wore a yellow and blue plaid short-sleeved shirt on the upper body, black suit pants on the lower body, and a pair of Life Fitness senior shoes on his feet.

He pushed the reading glasses on his nose and scanned the crowd with his sharp eyes.

After everyone was seated, he said, "Hello, students. I am your literature teacher, Hu Haiping."

【? ? ? ? 】

[Is this the Hu Haiping I was thinking of? ]

[Wow! Is the production team so awesome? They even invited Mr. Hu? ]

[Just a quick question, who is Mr. Hu? ]

[Hu Haiping is the dean of the College of Literature at Beicheng University. This is not the most amazing thing. He is also a famous writer in China. What’s even more amazing is that his book has won the Mao Dun Literature Award! I won’t explain more. You just need to know that he is awesome.]

Tang Jin knew Hu Haiping when she was in school, but she studied economics and management in college, and she was very busy, so she had never attended Mr. Hu’s class.

In fact, she still wanted to attend one of his classes. After all, Hu Haiping had extensive experience and knowledge.

"Let's practice matching couplets. Let's start with a simple one. The flower is jasmine." Hu Haiping said. He scanned the crowd and finally fixed his eyes on Tang Jin who was lowering her head. He narrowed his eyes, "First girl from the left in the first row, answer this question."

Tang Jin subconsciously glanced at her own position.

Seeing Tang Jin looking around, Hu Haiping said, "Yes, it's you."

Tang Jin: “…”

She swallowed the spicy strips she was still chewing, then stood up. Her mind suddenly skipped a beat and she couldn't help but blurt out:

"The flower is jasmine, the sausage is the best of the best, the best of the best is ham sausage, one section is better than six sections, for jelly I choose Xizhilang, Xizhilang is special, Marco Polo is a tile, it can stick to the wall or the ground, only great strength can make miracles happen."

As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Tang Jin wanted to bite off her tongue. It’s okay to be crazy, but can you please understand the situation?
Ming ming ming, now her image has completely collapsed.

[Ming ming ming, this is really funny. Look at Tang Jin, she looks dazed, as if she herself is confused.]

[Well, why doesn't it count as a match? ]

[Not only did she respond, she also composed a poem.]

[I really admire Tang Jin's mental state. ]

[Can anyone help me persuade Tang Jin to stop being so crazy with such a pretty face? ]

Hu Haiping was silent for two seconds, then nodded: "Yes, you can draw inferences from one example, not bad."

Isn’t this child’s picture still hanging on the honor roll?

Why is it different from what he imagined?

Could it be that it’s because he entered the entertainment industry? Is the pressure too great?
I've heard for a long time that the entertainment industry is ruthless and it seems to be true. Look at what a good child has become now.

Thinking of this, Hu Haiping's gaze towards Tang Jin suddenly changed.

Tang Jin didn't know that the winner of the Mao Dun Literature Prize had already imagined so much, and she subconsciously thought that this was a look of praise.

Tang Jin raised her eyebrows proudly in an instant. She smiled and cheekily accepted Hu Haiping's compliment: "Thank you, teacher."

Hu Haiping: “…”

His silence was deafening.

He motioned Tang Jin to sit down, and then called Shi Ye who was beside her.

"Student, please tell me about this."

He knew this kid. When he was still in school, he was a famous figure at North City University. He was good at studying and handsome, and was the dream lover of many little girls.

He still remembered that the little girls gave him a nickname, "The Flower of the Peking University Mountain".

Shi Ye stood up and said calmly: "The flower is jasmine, and the grass is Qi Baicao."

"The parallelism is neat, not bad." Hu Haiping nodded in approval.

Tang Jin covered her mouth tightly to prevent her laughter from leaking out, but her shoulders shrugged, and although she didn't laugh out loud, the sound of her laughing was endless.

"You, write a horizontal banner." Hu Haiping frowned, walked down from the podium and knocked on Tang Jin's desk.

Tang Jin stood up obediently, suppressed her laughter and said: "…………horizontal banner: Now."

【hahahahahahahahahahaha!】

【The best one is now. 】

[It's over. I feel like Mr. Hu didn't understand at all. He even commented seriously.]

[Are you guys going to make me laugh to death and inherit my remaining balance of $2.85! ]

[Dating variety shows are so funny that they don’t care about their lives? 】

[This couple provided all the laughs.]

　I'm here to ask for votes again with a thick skin. Hehe

　　
　
(End of this chapter)