The bad prince spoils the runaway wife: you have to be good lady

I am five years old this year. Although my father doesn't like to admit it, he is the current emperor and I am a prince.

But the prince is very unhappy, the prince wants to run away from home.

It’s a long story, but the sesame meatloaf on West Street will be out of the oven soon, so I can only pick up the important ones.

It is said that five years ago, when I was just born...

Niang said, "The highest state of naming is low-key and grand, revealing high-end elegance in simplicity, and implying graceful feelings in outrageous domineering, appreciating both refined and popular, eclectic, with profound and intriguing meanings." [

Dad said, "Your mother was right."

So my name is Helian Mutton Steamed Bun.

Of course my first name is not that, but everyone calls me that.

This prince is very unhappy, this prince must run away from home.

In order to sneak out of the palace smoothly, I packed lightly, and only stuffed dried beef, pork jerky, shredded coconut sticks, taro cakes and a pack of golden shredded meat muffins in my bag.

I also took care to leave clues, lest my parents can't find me.

Of course, when leaving the book, I euphemistically expressed the hope that they would leave me ten meatloaf for dinner.

I think my parents must be able to understand my hint, because I drew ten circles on the paper with sincerity.

And the circle is big because I want them to pick the big patties for me.

Of course, as a child with an outstanding appearance and refined temperament, who acts low-key, calm and unassuming, but whose name is not very nice, I have many followers and admirers, you must understand.

So when I was about to leave the palace, my two main admirers, the twin brothers and sisters from the eleventh emperor's uncle's family, chased me out.

My little cousin loves to cry, and when she ran crookedly and grabbed my robe, there were already two tears in her eyes, she wrinkled her little face sobbing, "You're gone, who's meal will I grab from now on?" .”

Her brother also threw himself into my arms, and said aggrievedly, "Don't leave, okay, I'm just learning a move that can hit you."

Today's kids are getting less and less cute.

In a fit of anger, when I got to West Street, I didn't pack the sesame meatloaf and eat it while walking as usual, but ate it in the store on the spot.

It took me many years to realize that this decision changed my life.

When I finished the last bite of the meatloaf and decided to buy another lotus root ball to help my digestion, there was a loud roar from the dantian on the street

"Situ Cucumber!"

That kind of feeling is just like the so-called crowd looking for him thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that thunder is in the dimly lit place. [

I was so shocked that my eyes filled with tears, because I finally found someone with the same weird name as me, and I just want to feel that a confidant is enough in life.

And she's worse than me, she doesn't have meat in her name.

I followed the direction where the uncle was glaring angrily, and found Little Cucumber, who was about my height and was wearing a pink and white dress.

Little Cucumber lives up to her name, she looks juicy and cute, she has sweet dimples when she smiles, and her voice is crisp. Actually, I think her name Situ Xiaoshuiluobo is more appropriate.

Presumably her father and mother are more biological than mine, and they know the truth of not giving her a name that is too long, so I didn't give her the six-character name.

Little Cucumber told me that her real name is actually Situ Xi.

I am very happy, because my name is actually Helian Xi, Xi and Xi have the same pronunciation, and Xi'er and I are really destined.

Xi'er said that her family had booked her a marriage that she didn't like, and she was going to call off the engagement.