In-depth love test: the president should stop

"The cold wind blows the leaves, the army is a green flower; dear comrades, don't miss home, don't miss your mother; call me day and night, how many words are in your heart; don't cry when you leave, the military camp is our warm home ..."

After brewing for a while, Leng Yan finally opened his mouth and sang a green flower in the army. His voice was deep and not very pleasant, but there was a kind of heroism and sadness in it.

The more Leng Yan sang, the more she devoted herself, as if she had returned to the previous years. The voice contained emotions, which made Luo Ning stunned. At the end of the song, Leng Yan said: "I have already sung, you should drink the medicine quickly."

"This song is too sad, change to a lighter song." Luo Ning said. "I don't know how to sing brisk songs." Leng Yan said: "I can sing too, you should drink your medicine."

"I don't want it. How can someone drink such a heavy song." Luo Ning shook his head. "Then what exactly do you want?" Leng Yan said. [

"I want you to sing a popular song. As soon as you sing, I'll drink it immediately." Luo Ning said. "I can't sing popular songs, I can only sing military songs." Leng Yan wondered.

"Why don't you tell a story?" Luo Ning said. "Alright." Leng Yan nodded. He can't sing, but he is quite good at telling stories.

"Let me tell you a story about a turtle race." Leng Yan said. "Okay, okay!" Luo Ning nodded quickly, and then looked at him with his chin on his hands.

There is a competition between two tortoises to see who can pretend to be dead for longer.The two buddies lay there, closed their eyes and remained motionless, when a farmer and an expert happened to pass by.The expert asked the farmer in puzzlement, what are the two turtles doing?The farmer replied: Play dead in the game.The expert was even more puzzled and questioned: Isn't the one with the oracle bone inscription on its back obviously dead?Hearing this, the other tortoise immediately opened its eyelids and raised its head, yelling: "Damn, I'm dead, and I didn't make a sound."Only then did the previous turtle lazily twist its neck, and scolded with a contemptuous smile: □□, do you believe what the experts say?You deserve to lose.

Puff!

After listening to the story told by Leng Yan, Luo Ning burst out laughing.

"I've finished listening to the story, it's time to drink the medicine." Leng Yan urged. "Tell me one more time, okay?" Luo Ning begged.

"The last one, drink the medicine immediately after listening." Leng Yan said. "Yeah!" Luo Ning nodded repeatedly.

There was an old lady who had just entered the city and was looking for a job everywhere. Later, she saw job advertisements on telephone poles, so every time she passed a telephone pole, she would go up and take a closer look.One day, she saw a man standing in front of a telephone pole in the corner, and she expected that there was useful information on it, so she also stepped forward quickly.Hearing the sound of footsteps, the man leaned against the telegraph pole, concealing himself.The aunt kept walking, and muttered: "Big man, why are you so stingy! Why don't you show it to others?" The man heard this, and shouted: "What are you looking at, I haven't seen pee before!"

After hearing the story of Leng Yan, Luo Ning blushed, cast a reproachful glance at her and said, "Rogue."

"The story is over, you can drink the medicine, if you don't drink it, you will be cold." Leng Yan brought the medicine and handed it to Luo Ning and said.Luo Ning pretended: "This story doesn't count, it's too pornographic, so it doesn't count."

"I don't think I was going to take the medicine in the first place. I did it to delay the time." Leng Yan looked at Luo Ning and said. "How come, as long as you tell me another story that satisfies me, I'll drink the medicine right away, not a single drop is left." Luo Ning was a little flustered, and immediately poked his neck and said.