I started out as a criminal, and the police relied on me to solve countless cases.
Chapter 240 Female Fans
Chapter 240 Female Fans
Lin State Mansion.
Jiang Hanwen glanced at the time and it was almost time for the show to start.
"Take a shower, change clothes," and then put on some simple makeup.
Jiang Hanwen looked at himself in the mirror for the first time in a long time.
One word: "handsome"
Two words: "Cricket"
I don't know where I saw a research report, which said that people always add a beauty filter to themselves, and when looking in the mirror they generally tend to think that they are better looking and thinner.
I think of Jiang Hanwen in his previous life. In order to make it easier to put on makeup, he had to wear a hood. He had a big bald head 365 days a year and no eyebrows.
He has a ferocious face, a muscular body and a natural villain face. A glare from his eyes can scare even young handsome guys to death.
Although the villain face is useful for filming, it is hard to feel comfortable no matter how many filters you add.
Unlike now, with the standard Daniel Wu face and a thick waist, it is a pleasure to look at myself in the mirror every time.
"Hey, these days, appearance is justice. If I were to change back to my old appearance, I'd be given a script about breaking into a house and hiding under a bed to rape a girl who lives alone. Tsk tsk tsk tsk."
Jiang Hanwen shook his head, what a beautiful scene that must be.
Although it is more challenging to make a standard handsome face play the gloomy and terrifying role of a villain.
But Jiang Hanwen still feels that this has an impact on character creation.
"Being handsome is also a burden~~haha"
The next book must have some contrast.
After finishing his routine of watching narcissism, Jiang Hanwen calmly started the live broadcast.
After turning on the live broadcast, Jiang Hanwen glanced at the number of people online in the live broadcast room in the upper right corner.
He coughed twice.
Low-key top stream~~~
Originally, Jiang Hanwen had no plans to promote his new film today, or do any live streaming to sell products.
He was just thinking about the fact that he had so many fans on Tik Tok, and he was usually so busy filming and handling cases that he never had the chance to maintain his fans.
The main focus of tonight’s live broadcast is a casual chat.
"Hello, my fans. I am Jiang Hanwen."
[Jiang Laozei, you still know that you have a Douyin account? You shoot movies every day. Are you not going to shoot short videos anymore? ]
[You said you wanted weekly updates, but now you update all year long with me. How can you pay us back for what you owe us? If you promise to resume weekly updates now, we will forgive you.]
+1
+1
Jiang Hanwen looked at the screen full of plus-1s and drank his tea awkwardly.
What they said is true. I have been busy filming and promoting movies recently, and dealing with vicious women and toxic nannies, so I haven't updated my short videos much.
[You people stop making sarcastic remarks here. Jiang Hanwen recently solved the Lan Kwai Fong rainy night murder case in our Hong Kong. He got rid of a big devil for us Hong Kong citizens. Without Jiang Hanwen, we would not dare to go out shopping at night.]
[Yes, I am also from Hong Kong. Jiang Hanwen first solved the case of the human head tofu soup, and then solved the case of the murderer on a rainy night. Now the three names of Jiang Hanwen are almost as famous as Guan Erye in our area. I heard that many police officers in the storm troopers will wear a peace amulet blessed by Jiang Hanwen when they are on duty, to attract wealth and keep safe.]
Seeing that the comments were becoming more and more outrageous, Jiang Hanwen had to speak up.
If this continues, my reputation will be ruined.
"As for tonight's live broadcast, I'm going to connect with three fans, and then I'll go offline."
"As you can see, I, Jiang, am shy by nature, not good at speaking, and afraid of online violence. Please forgive me."
Jiang Hanwen bowed to the screen.
The screen was immediately flooded with countless boos.
[Everyone, listen, is this human language? Jiang Laozei is socially phobic, Jiang Laozei is shy, you are not shy at all when you chop people with a machete, and you are not shy at all when you use minced meat to make dumplings. ]
[That's right, the three teams shot by Jiang Laoze left me with psychological trauma. The rapist he played was simply too perverted! ]
[What the above person said is right. Although I am a female fan of Jiang Laozei, his role as a rapist is simply horrible. I even had phantom pains when I watched it.]
[There is also a close-up shot of him stripping the girl's clothes and hitting her head with the Mathematical Olympiad trophy. His eyes are bulging, he is sweating and drooling. Yue~~ I can't take it anymore, I'm going to vomit]
[You are all weak. Memories of Murder, which was filmed by Jiang Laoze in Han Country, will be released in China next year. I bought a plane ticket to Han Country to watch it. It was so explosive. It was the most perverted of perverts and the public enemy of women.]
[Yes, I watched it too, the porn version. I didn’t dare turn off the lights to sleep after watching it, for fear that Jiang Hanwen would burst into the house and rape me~~(⊙o⊙)…]
[What the hell are you all? A handsome guy like Jiang Hanwen rushed into my bedroom. I have to squeeze him dry before I let him go.] [That's right, Jiang Hanwen's dog waist must be an electric motor, buzz buzz buzz~~~]
[Based on the force with which he chopped people, I think his physical fitness is very good and he can last for an hour without any problem.]
Jiang Hanwen took a deep breath.
"Ladies, you can chat as you please, but please be careful about the limits. We are broadcasting green, so don't run out of chatter right after the broadcast begins."
This is the first time that Jiang Hanwen knows that he has so many female fans. Shouldn’t most of the people who watch perverts every day be female compatriots?
In order to prevent the live broadcast room from changing the public opinion, Jiang Hanwen didn't wait any longer. There were already enough people in the live broadcast room. If he waited any longer, the room might be blocked.
"Now we connect with the first audience member."
【Oh my god, click me, click me, click me! 】
【I want to connect with my husband! 】
[Xi Nei! Jiang the thief is mine! ? ]
[No! Our Nantong Group has already set Jiang Laozei as the benchmark for appearance! ]
[Jiang Hanwen, I want to give birth to a baby for you. ]
[The above, I clicked on your homepage, and the NEET mother is a big man who picks his feet, and he is almost 40 years old, vomit! ]
【I am the leader of Jiang Hanwen’s female fans. 】
[I am the leader of Jiang Hanwen’s male fans]
[I am Jiang Hanwen, the leader of the Southern Bronze Powder]
[Get lost! I'll report you, you damned man.]
[What right do you have to define my gender? I will destroy you on behalf of LGBTQICKLME! ]
Jiang Hanwen frowned. Although it is said that people are all different, it is understandable that his 30 million fans have a richer variety.
But why is it that every time other people start a live broadcast, everything is normal, but my live broadcast room is like a scene where stars shine.
Jiang Hanwen felt his head buzzing watching these guys chatting, so he randomly clicked on a name and quickly started connecting.
"Funny Nestle? Such a familiar name."
"Now let's connect with this funny Nestle."
"Drip drip drip"
A small pop-up window appeared on the screen, but it was a black screen.
It was clearly connected, and the other party answered the call very quickly, almost in a second.
"Excuse me, is this the funny Nestle classmate? Is anyone there?"
It was obviously connected, but no one spoke after the connection.
What does that mean? I only have three chances to connect, and the first one I encounter is a broken phone? That's really bad luck.
【Hang it up, hang it up! 】
[Old Jiang, connect me, connect me, I'm big, have white legs, a nice butt, and beautiful feet, come on! ]
[The avatar above is really a cosplay of a beautiful girl from the second dimension. 】
[No matter if you are a 2D person or not, as long as you wear black stockings, I will be your friend. ]
[Don't fantasize, I've seen it, it's another big guy who picks his feet. ]
[I suspect Jiang Hanwen has no female fans at all, only perverted men and Nan Tong. ]
"Okay, no one answered, we're going to connect with the next fan."
Jiang Hanwen didn't look at the barrage. He clicked on the screen a few times and checked the network connection. After confirming that it was not a network problem, he planned to reconnect.
Just about to hang up.
A young female voice came from the black screen chat box.
(End of this chapter)
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