I started out as a criminal, and the police relied on me to solve countless cases.

Chapter 242 Zhang San's Law
Birds of a feather flock together.

I have to say that Jiang Hanwen's fans are really a gathering place for all kinds of weird people.

Just after coaxing a pretty little girl, this group of guys started clamoring for Jiang Hanwen to come to their city to solve the case.

People hope that there will never be a murder around them, but Jiang Hanwen’s fans don’t seem to think so.

[Old thief Jiang, do you dare to come to our Chenzhou? The people are simple and honest, and they are warm and hospitable. ]

[I went there more than ten years ago, and all I had was my pants. This is because we are from Shenzhen. Once you come here, you are a Shenzhener. The public security is very good.]

[Bullshit! I can find a lot of criminal cases in Shenzhen if I check~~~]

[Jiang Laozei, come to Sanya and I will take you to experience the Hai Tian Sheng Yan. ]

[Refuse HDD, if you want to come, you have to come to Hangzhou, the food paradise. 】

[Pfft~~~ The four major food deserts, how shameless. 】

"Hey, hey, hey, stop firing at me, let's have a civilized conversation."

Jiang Hanwen was really helpless. There were too many people in the live broadcast room and the content would go off track if he wasn't careful.

"Today I will discuss some legal issues with you and do some legal education."

Jiang Hanwen immediately brought the topic back.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Jiang Hanwen said this, the screen was flooded with comments.

[Lawless criminal Jiang Hanwen broadcasts popular legal knowledge live]

[Haha, the corpse-chopping maniac, the master of chopping, the loyal believer of the meat grinder, the legal class of Jiang Hanwen, the murderer on a rainy night. 】

[Everyone shut up. Jiang Laothie can solve so many cases and act like a criminal so well. What does that mean? It means he is a master of crime. He can teach us one or two tricks. In the future, we can dispose of corpses without anyone noticing. Isn't that wonderful?]

[Friends above, if life is not going as planned, you can go out and travel. Even if you are cheated on, you should think positively and don’t think too hard. ]

[That’s right, don’t learn the good ones. Friends who often kill people know that this job must be done at noon, because you have to go in the morning and evening. ]

"Everyone, be quiet. I will give you two legal cases and randomly select two lucky viewers to judge the cases online. If you can answer correctly, you will have a chance to play the victim in my next video."

“Of course, we will also help those viewers who answered correctly to empty their shopping carts.”

As soon as Jiang Hanwen finished speaking, the comments went off topic again.

【Treasure hunting, start! 】

【Starting soon! 】

【Jingdong starts! 】

【Shopee! Start! Start! 】

[Original God, activate! 】

【Cao Liu, start! 】

【porn, start! 】

[91, start!!!]

"Hey! Can you guys be more reliable? Don't start everything. If you keep going like this, the live broadcast room will be gone. I won't reimburse you for the inflatable dolls you bought online and the takeaways you ordered!!"

Seeing that these showoffs were getting more and more outrageous, Jiang Hanwen had to start talking about the case. If he continued to keep it a secret, the super administrator would definitely explode first. Even if his live broadcast room was protected by the Internet police, he couldn't promote messy things in front of millions of viewers and lead children astray.

Dear gentlemen, the first case is as follows:

[On a remote path, Zhang San was walking behind a woman. Seeing that there was no one around, he had evil thoughts and intended to rape the woman.]

[The woman realized she couldn't beat him, so she pretended to agree. While taking off her clothes, she found the right opportunity and pushed Zhang San into the pit.]

[The pit was very deep, and Zhang San in the pit had difficulty breathing and tried desperately to climb out. The woman was afraid that Zhang San would commit another crime after coming out, so she stepped hard on Zhang San's hand, causing him to fall down.]

[Zhang San tried to climb out for the second time, but was stepped on again. The third time, Zhang San fell completely and could not climb out again.]

[What do you think this woman did? Was it self-defense or post-incident defense? ]

After Jiang Hanwen finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

Although this case is bizarre, it is indeed a true case. When I think back to when I read this case in my previous life, I was almost speechless. There are such bizarre cases in this world.

[Jiang Laozi, you are poisonous! I am having a midnight snack. I just made some minced meat noodles, but I can’t eat them anymore.]

[Stop messing around, it’s time to eat. I just finished filling my Taobao shopping cart. I need to think about it and answer the questions carefully.]

[No, my brain is buzzing when I think of that scene. Although this man deserved his punishment, it is too disgusting to die in a cesspool.]

[Can you guys talk about something serious? In this case, the woman could have run away when she kicked Zhang San into the pit for the first time. Why didn't she run away? Instead, she kicked Zhang San into the pit three times in a row, which eventually led to Zhang San's death. I think this constitutes intentional homicide!]

[Bullshit! It was at most an act of excessive self-defense. How do you know the woman didn't want to run away? But if she ran away, what if Zhang San climbed out of the pit and chased her to attack her? ]

[Here comes another little fairy. Zhang San was pushed into a cesspool and kicked three times to death. Can you imagine that the woman could tell that Zhang San couldn't swim or was about to suffocate when Zhang San kicked him in for the first or second time? Since she saw it, she continued to kick him. That was excessive self-defense, or even intentional homicide! ! ]

[You are really a big shot. Rape won't kill you, but that woman is a real murderer. Zhang San is so pitiful. He is crawling out of the cesspool. Do you know how desperate he is? Do rapists have to die? A rapist's life is not a life? ]

【Key here! Do you think that men who rape should be put to death? Zhang San raped, but he didn't succeed at all. He was attacked by a woman just as he was about to do it and kicked into a cesspool. What does this count as? This is at most attempted rape. One is attempted rape, and the other is intentional homicide. The verdict is over! 】

[I agree with the above comment. Did you notice that the woman had clearly pretended to agree? Is it possible that Zhang San thought that the woman agreed to have sex with him, so he was so lax that he was kicked into the pit and died? The woman herself is also partly responsible.]

[What do you mean? Zhang San is a man. If a weak woman faces a man, is she going to die if she doesn't resist? ]

[Oh, oh, oh, weak woman? A weak woman kicked a man into a cesspool with one kick, and kicked him to death with three kicks. You are at least as bad as Lu Zhishen. ]

Jiang Hanwen was full of black lines on his head. These people were some who were fighting and some who were changing the concepts. They were all masters.

We can’t let them continue talking nonsense. We must end this topic, which easily creates antagonism between men and women, as soon as possible.

"Okay, I'll pick a lucky fan at random. If he guesses the correct verdict, he'll get the chance to play the victim and empty his shopping cart!"

“Click me, click me!”

"Old thief Jiang, click me, click me!"

"Click me, old thief!"

"Old thief Jiang, click me, click me!"

"Jiang, old thief, push me, push me!"

"Enough of you Nantongs!!!"

Jiang Hanwen let out a strange cry and randomly named a name: Hua Zha Hua Xiaolao.

"Shh~~~"

"Look at the name, you can tell it's a cute girl."

"Now let's connect with Hua Zhahua Xiaolao."

"Didi dididi~~~"

"Jiang, old thief Jiang, I'm Hua Xiaolao, the painter."

She is indeed a little girl with a sweet voice. Although her face is not shown, her voice is so cute.

Jiang Hanwen was secretly proud of himself. I am indeed the chosen one. I have been able to accurately find cute girls among the vast number of men who pick their toes twice in a row. My luck is simply against the sky.

"Student Hua Xiaolao, what do you think of the case just now?
A. Excessive defense,

B. Self-defense
C intentional homicide

"Choose one out of three, and you only have one chance? Girl, come on, good luck." Jiang Hanwen smiled. He didn't think that a girl who sounded like a cute 2D girl could answer this controversial judgment.

Unexpectedly, the girl almost blurted out: "Old thief Jiang, I choose B, self-defense."

[No! Definitely not!]

[Choose A, excessive defense, what a pity]

[What a pity, we still have a chance, I am adding to the shopping cart like crazy, I want to make Jiang Laozei bankrupt! ]

[Choose C, the 2D cute girl is really unreliable]

Jiang Hanwen's smile froze, and he didn't even look at the content on the barrage.

Is this girl so amazing? No need to even think about it.

"Congratulations to Hua Xiaolao for answering the first question correctly. Sister, I will help you empty your shopping cart now."

In order to show his credibility, Jiang Hanwen waved his hand, picked up the teacup, and was about to help the girl empty the shopping cart.

Why not option A?

【Suspense!!!】

【envy, jealousy, hate!】

[Envy makes me unrecognizable~~]

[Who can help me clear my shopping cart? Ahhhh]

When Jiang Hanwen saw the link sent by the girl, he clicked on it.

He swiped several times but still couldn't reach the end of the shopping list in the shopping cart.

"No, sister, your shopping cart is a favorites folder, why do you put everything in it?"

Jiang Hanwen swallowed his saliva and couldn't help but sigh that girls nowadays are really good at buying things, with everything in their shopping carts.

Keeping his word, Jiang Hanwen quickly emptied the girl’s shopping cart and continued to answer questions from fans.

[Listen everyone, this is actually a real case. Let me tell you about the real verdict of the case.]

Jiang Hanwen straightened his face. After all, they were discussing serious legal issues. Although he knew that there must be many professional legal experts among the millions of online fans, they must have their own ideas about the penalties.

However, Jiang Hanwen is not worried. The verdict he mentioned was the result of extensive discussions among legal professionals from all walks of life.

[Many people say that the first kick is legitimate defense, but the second and third kicks are post-defense. Everyone, put yourself in the shoes of this woman, and think about how many times you would kick her.]

After Jiang Hanwen said this, there was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room.

To be honest, the audience in the live broadcast room were all looking at the case from a God's perspective. Jiang Hanwen had already said the outcome of the case: Zhang San was kicked into a pit and drowned.

But what if you put yourself in the perspective of the woman who was followed and forced to be raped by Zhang San?

An adult man suddenly rushed up with bad intentions, and I was forced to cooperate out of fear. Of course, I couldn't miss the opportunity and was willing to kick the thug into the pit.

Jiang Hanwen continued, "As I said, when facing a case, you might as well put yourself in the shoes of an ordinary person, rather than a God's perspective. After the event, you will naturally have your own standards. But when you are in the middle of it, worry, anxiety, and fear come flooding in. As a victim, how can you even consider whether you defended yourself excessively?"

"To be honest, if I were the victim, I would not step on him three times, but four times, and then I would hit him on the head with a brick!"

"Do you think it's appropriate?"

Jiang Hanwen spread his hands, his eyebrows raised high: "Of course it's suitable! It's very suitable, but don't splash the feces on yourself when you smash it."

"So, this is a typical case of self-defense, and the victim is not guilty!"

Jiang Hanwen struck while the iron was hot and immediately asked the second question to prevent the live broadcast room from going off track.

"Mr. Qingtang, the case is this. Some time ago, someone asked me about a special case, and it made me collapse on the spot."

'He said if a panda bites you and is about to kill you, can you take emergency shelter? "

"At the end, he added that giant pandas are national treasures and killing them is punishable by death."

"You guys, judge this case. Tell me, a giant panda attacked me, and I fought with it and killed it. Am I guilty of a crime?"

"I have another question. I haven't eaten for 20 days. I'm starving to death. If I see a panda, can I eat it?"

As soon as Jiang Hanwen finished his question, emoticons flew across the live broadcast room.

Big smiley face! As expected of you! Real punishment!
Some people even started to bring out pictures of the giant panda Hua Hua fighting with its keepers.

This caused the joyful atmosphere in the live broadcast room to surge.

This question is relatively simpler than the second question, and the comments in the barrage are much more unified than before.

[Giant panda? It's a bear, not a cat. Although I would choose to fight it, I don't think I can beat it.]

[Remember this, everyone. This is the golden rule. When facing any beast with the word "cat" in its name, grab its hair by the back of its neck. If that doesn't work, be ready to slide! Sukabulie! ]

[But the panda didn't provoke you after being hungry for twenty days, so why did you eat it for no reason? Not to mention whether you can defeat the panda after being hungry for twenty days, even if you can, how dare you eat it? ]

Jiang Hanwen smiled and started to mention the fans' online names.

"Choose a lucky audience member at random."

"Hardcore Half-Buddha Immortal classmate, please answer the question."

"Hey, brother Hanwen, I'm your female fan, I love you so much, I want to fence with you, ugh, I mean stick with you."

"Damn! Another little eunuch! Boy, please don't speak in such a crude falsetto."

Jiang Hanwen put on a fake smile. The voice was not only from a man, but also from a fat man with eyes wide open who was about thirty-four or thirty-five years old.

Don't ask him how he knew that. Click on the avatar and you'll see it's yours.

"Haha, old thief Jiang, you are laughing like crazy. I will answer the question. If a panda bites me, I can definitely fight it off. It can be considered as an emergency avoidance. As for being hungry for twenty days, I think the panda can be eaten."

"Congratulations, you got it!"

Jiang Hanwen took a deep breath after seeing the fans’ shopping carts.

It turns out that men save much less than women.

Jiang Hanwen didn't look at the comments that were flooding the screen, and immediately began to explain after he finished speaking.

"A panda bit me and I was almost bitten to death? I tell you, I fought it without saying a word!"

"What are pandas? Pandas are animals, so which one is more important, humans or animals? Pandas are national treasures, so what are we? We are humans, and they are just treasures. Humans are priceless treasures, and humans are always higher than animals."

"So you can play it, but I don't recommend sliding tackles. It's too risky and there's no way back."

"Besides, I haven't eaten for 20 days. I'm starving. Can I eat a panda if I see one?"

"Of course you can eat it, you can roast it or grill it."

"If you have no clothes to wear and are about to freeze to death, what do you call it? This is also called emergency shelter."

"Remember! I had nothing to eat or drink for 20 days. It was snowing and I was wearing a short-sleeved shirt. I was almost freezing to death. I killed pandas when I saw them, killed Siberian tigers when I saw them, and ate golden monkeys when I saw them. I ate one every day."

"Okay, man, I'm going to end the broadcast now. Let's talk next time!"

After fulfilling his promise to connect with three fans, Jiang Hanwen decisively prepared to turn off the live broadcast.

At this time the phone rang again.

(End of this chapter)