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Chapter 154 Dad, give me money?

In his previous life, Tianyu once watched "Hell Song", which is known as the pinnacle of violent aesthetics anime. He was deeply impressed by the physical exorcism performed by Father Anderson in the video.

The popes, bishops and priests depicted in novels holding a Bible and talking nonsense to the little sheep are simply lame.

A real man would be like Godfather Anderson, holding two silver magic-destroying blades and killing the weapon army and the vampire army into defeat.

Although Tianyu is not as muscular as Godfather Anderson in the anime, he is still as shocking as a devilish muscular man.

However, as a body fused with MC, it actually possesses the peak physical fitness of humans, and it has always been maintained at the peak level.

Even if his body was full of arrows, at most he would only lose blood in the background, and his movements and strength would not be weakened at all.

Combined with the blood magic buff mark,

Tianyu rushed towards the direction where the sound came from like a running rhinoceros.

For this group of Westerners, the ethereal and otherworldly personality of immortals is simply incomprehensible to them.

If you want them to worship you, there are only two words.

Power, power, it’s fucking power!
Just look at the Mongols in the Yuan Dynasty who were like devils, fighting and massacring cities along the way, and finally earning the title of "Whip of God".

Reasoning had no effect in medieval Europe.

Because all your reasons cannot defeat the Catholic Church, which made its fortune by brainwashing.

So you can only talk about physics. The bigger the fist, the more powerful it is. This is still very applicable in the West even in modern times.

The village chief stared in amazement at Tianyu, who left a trail of dust behind. He felt a little dazed.

They previously thought that Tianyu was a magician who made a living by controlling heavenly thunder (Remington m47).

After today's smooth movements, he felt that he should add the word "melee" before the title of Tianyu Mage.

True melee mage...

At this time, the sound of the knight's horse hooves had reached the ears of the villagers.

Everyone was shivering in the house, holding dung forks and sweating profusely.

This village lacks young and middle-aged people.
Because of the war, they were forced by the lords to serve as conscripts to seize territory.

Ordinary people in medieval Europe could not even be squires.
They could only go to the battlefield as farmers, bringing their own weapons (dung forks, or iron swords bought with their own money) and dry food.

It was outrageous enough that corvée laborers in ancient China had to bring their own rations, but in medieval Europe, they even had to bring their own weapons and armor when fighting wars, and the main risk was to become cannon fodder.

If the opponents were not mostly farmers armed with dung forks, half of their own labor force would probably have died after the two lords finished fighting.

Therefore, many times when two lords went to war, the conscripted soldiers (militia) under their command were just like little brothers waving flags and shouting slogans, and what really determined the victory or defeat were the dozens of knights and hundreds of knights' retainers under their command.

Of course, this refers to the war between baron-level lords. The scale of the earl and kingdom armies is naturally larger, but even the largest-scale Battle of Bouvines only added up to just over 100,000 people.

At the end of the Yuan Dynasty in China, the imperial court had already mobilized a million troops (real number) to besiege Zhang Shicheng's Gaoyou.

So when Tian Yu excitedly came to the enemy with a steel sword in hand and howling,
He was a little dazed looking at the dozen or so silver-armored knights showing off their might.

What's the fuss? Just these few?
Moreover, looking at the large and small bags of luggage tied to the horses of these knights, it is obvious that they do not look like regular knights who are carrying out missions for their lord.

They look more like a group of...robbers?

The group of tough middle-aged women behind him who ran out of the house with dung forks proved this.

Facts have proved that the handsome knights in Tianyu's impression, riding white horses, wearing silver armor, holding long swords and possessing various virtues, are all nonsense.

The group of knights in front of them were obviously untidy knights who had become bandits. Their armor showed that they had once worked under a certain baron, and after their escape, they simply became bandits.

This was not uncommon in the Middle Ages, or even extremely common, because the so-called knights were essentially a group of robbers who fought on horseback, and the biggest source of income for the lords who fought against each other was to plunder the people of other territories and make the defeated party pay ransom to redeem the captives.

To put it in an easy-to-understand way, it is legal robbery.

Therefore, as a religion, it is not enough for the church to control many European kingdoms with just its mouth.

So in order to control their own military force, they invented this magical thing called chivalry.

In the church's propaganda,
Just knowing how to ride a horse and fight is far from enough to become a knight.

If you want to be a knight, you need to have the spirit of chivalry.

And what is chivalry?

Humility, honor, sacrifice, bravery, mercy, honesty, justice, spirituality…

The eight virtues are indispensable.

But it is obvious that from the perspective of the genetic code compiled based on the continuation of the species, the combination of these virtues in one person is basically anti-human.

Therefore, 99 percent of knights are unable to possess these virtues. Therefore, after being defeated in battle, some knights always choose to become bandits.

The dozen or so knights in front of Tianyu were clearly like this.
The leader laughed at Tianyu with a fierce smile and said:

“Father? Hand·over·your·money!”

Tianyu was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes.
Shit, finally there’s English I can understand!
He recognized the words father and money.

But the rest was spoken too quickly and he didn't hear clearly.

Tianyu touched his chin and murmured:

"Father...money?"

He considered the context and automatically figured out what the other party meant.

It's probably like: "Dad? (blah blah) Give me money!"

Tianyu looked at the group of knights with some confusion.

Are robbers so polite now?
Tianyu hesitated for a moment and then said:

"I'm not your father, I don't have a child yet."

The robbers: “???”

"Fuck! You're looking for death!"

The robber roared angrily and slashed towards Tianyu with a long sword in his hand.

Tianyu finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.

"You should have hit me earlier. You're so polite. I don't know whether I should kill you or not."

He once again placed the two daggers in a cross shape and shouted in a naive tone:
"Men are young when they die! Let me send you to see the beloved God, Amen!"

Tianyu howled.
With the blessing of the speed rune, the whole person turned into a human cannonball and rushed in front of the robber.

Under the dual principles of MC law and the acceleration of reality, the leader's horse was instantly split in two at the neck.

The blood gushed out like a fountain, falling on Tianyu's body as if it was falling slowly on an oil film that was insoluble in water.

"Rest in peace, Amen!"

(End of this chapter)