I was pulling trees in Daming, and Lao Zhu begged me to come out of retirement

Tianyu sneered.
Do you really think you are the hardworking Monkey King?

Sun Wukong worked hard and never complained because he was working for the official establishment of Lingshan.

The monkeys, who had been suppressed for five hundred years, had gone from being young and frivolous to having experienced the beatings of society and now recognized the reality of this world.

Just like an ambitious college student who has just graduated, from being full of passion at the beginning to having to bear the mortgage, car loan, bride price, and milk powder money for wife and children, he has to succumb to the cruelty of reality and become a hardworking social animal.

Tianyu is not Sun Wukong. He is already immortal, and if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry.
The Lingshan senior organization that everyone in the Three Realms envied was just a pile of shit in Tianyu's eyes.

If it weren't for the quest system of this crappy Dragon Ball mod that was screwing up and forcing him to follow 'Master Roshi' to collect sperm, he wouldn't have bothered to bother with this spoiled Buddhist.

Since he was not afraid of being bullied in the future, he naturally did not need to be polite to Tang Seng.

As long as you are determined to escort Tang Seng to the West, the process in between can naturally be ignored.

Anyway, Tang Seng is now a useless guy who hasn't even recovered his magic power. If he really goes to the West and becomes a Buddha, and can shoot lasers like in the sequel to Journey to the West, he might have already become a super Saiyan God. How could he still be afraid of a bald guy who only has a certain realm?

Tianyu glanced at the fainted Tang Seng.

He glanced at the silent environment around him, bowed to the people around him and said with a chuckle:
"Don't worry, Bodhisattva. Since you have accepted the mission, you must do your best. I will definitely send him to the West Heaven... Bah... Lingshan Mountain safely. By the way, I will also give Jin Chanzi some training so that he can be independent as soon as possible. Is there any problem with this?"

The gods and immortals in the Journey to the West supervision team looked at each other in bewilderment.

suddenly,

Suddenly, a faint sound of the word "good" echoed in the sky.

Tianyu blinked. It seemed that it was not Guanyin’s voice. Could it be Tathagata?
Tianyu rubbed his hands excitedly.
He picked up Tang Seng and threw him to the lame man, and immediately hummed a song:
"You carry the burden and I hold the horse~"

As I thought,
There is not only one Buddha, Tathagata, in Lingshan. Every Buddha has disciples. Why is it that only your disciple has a senior position?

In addition, Tang Seng is a coward who can't do anything. Now he can suffer a little loss, which can help to calm down some internal conflicts.

Moreover, Tathagata also intended to enlighten his disciples. Originally, he wanted to use the monkey transformed from the Mani Pearl to escort him, but the monkey was gone. If this wild monkey could make Tang Seng suffer a little and learn a little, it would not be a loss.

As for whether Tang Seng will take revenge after becoming a Buddha?
Tathagata snorted in his heart.
We'll have to wait until he becomes a Buddha. If this wild monkey who doesn't know how to advance or retreat stands up from the backstage, it'll be fine. But if he doesn't...

It’s not so easy to take advantage of Lingshan.

……

In this way, without Tang Seng's knowledge, he was sold out by the Buddha.

When he woke up from his coma, he felt like he was about to fall apart.

After all, he was just a rookie monk. The reason why his shoulder was not dislocated while firing a burst of bullets from a machine gun was because Buddha gave him a good birth. In addition, Tianyu threw him on a lame horse and it was shaking for a long time. It would be a miracle if he was not uncomfortable.

Tianyu was already certain at this time that Tang Seng was most likely similar to himself before he practiced the Great Heavenly Immortal Technique.
The merits and virtues from the previous life should have been sealed into the true spirit by the Buddha, just like his own 3 million blood and energy points attached to the soul grid.

So, it is not a lie that eating Tang Monk can make one immortal.

Tang Monk has the merits of incense and fire that can make him a Buddha instantly.

If all of it is digested, it will at least be a celestial being.
The immortals are no longer bound by the shackles of lifespan and are freed from the Book of Life and Death. If this is not immortality, what is it?

To put it bluntly, this thing is just a large ginseng fruit.

Tianyu was in deep thought for a moment, as if he was also thinking now. Tang Seng climbed up from the horse and saw Tianyu leading the horse.

His eyes quickly turned red and he said angrily to Tianyu:
"You naughty monkey, what are you still doing here? I just said a few words to you, but you actually harmed me and made me break my vow of killing. You, you..."

Tianyu glanced at Tang Seng with disdain.
"Come on, stop pretending. When I gave you that thing, you could already guess the function of the light machine gun. Now you blame me for saving your life."

Although Tang Seng is an indecisive and double-standard person, it does not mean that he has low IQ.

After all, he is the second disciple of Tathagata. If he was so stupid that he couldn't see the function of the light machine gun, he wouldn't have been sent down by Tathagata to gain political achievements and gild his reputation.

From the first time Tianyu used the Gatling gun, Tang Seng had already realized the meaning of the physical salvation that Tianyu mentioned.

But Tang Seng took it without hesitation and carried it on his back as if it were a treasure. It was obvious that he was prepared.

You have to know that he had experienced a monster and two tigers right after he came out of the Tang Dynasty.

Any normal person would find a way to protect themselves.

Moreover, Tang Seng did not dare to kill for the so-called Buddhist scriptures. He simply did not dare to kill because he was afraid of the national law.

So he would praise Wukong and Liu Bochin for killing the tiger, but angrily denounce Wukong for killing people.

Because killing someone means paying with one's life, which is not tolerated by the laws of the Tang Dynasty, and his original purpose in seeking the scriptures was to obtain the true scriptures and ensure the eternal stability of the Tang Dynasty.

That’s right, to put it bluntly, Tang Seng was just a civil servant sent on a business trip, and at that time he had no idea about becoming a Buddha.

He thought that the security outside the Tang Dynasty was similar to that inside the Tang Dynasty, and that he only needed to take a trip, and wealth and glory would follow easily.

Who would have thought that when I went out I would see my servants being disemboweled, and that I would run into a big tiger every two steps.

Tianyu suspected that if Tang Seng had not been worried that he would be beheaded by Li Shimin for treason if he went back now, he might have run away earlier than Zhu Bajie.

When Tang Seng first started his journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures, he did not have Sun Wukong to escort him, nor did he have the state of mind and enlightenment that he would have after completing his journey.

Tianyu waved his hands impatiently.
"Buddha has angry-eyed Vajra. If he deserves to be beaten, he will be beaten. If he deserves to be killed, at most you can recite a few mantras for him after he is killed, and send him to reincarnation. Isn't that enough? Buddha cultivates the afterlife. If you don't even understand this enlightenment, you still want to seek the true scriptures? What are you asking for?"

Tang Seng was choked by Tianyu and was speechless.

The six Dings and six Jias and the four guards in the sky looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Is this what our Buddhist scriptures mean?"

"Hush~ The monks below are probably like this. After all, there must be warrior monks to protect the temple."

"But isn't Jin Chanzi a Buddhist? Have you ever seen a Buddha who rolled up his sleeves and did things by himself?"

"Isn't this the Great Sage giving up the task?"

At this moment, Tang Seng's stomach suddenly made a rumbling sound.
He looked at Tianyu with resentment and said:

"With your ability, you can beg for tea, but I can only endure hunger again. It was so scary just now. The dry food that Liu Taibao's mother gave me was stained with blood. How could I eat it?"

Tianyu casually took out a piece of steaming cooked beef from his backpack and threw it to Tang Seng:
"Eat, so you can get going."

Tang Monk: “???” (End of this chapter)