My Xiuxian script went astray

Chapter 11 Lady Chen

"Look at what Master Chen said. I'm in my 60s and 70s and have seen a lot of things. I know what's good for me."

The madam opened the door and said with a faint smile, "I'll hand you over. The reward from the government will depend on their mood. They won't care if I provoke revenge. As the owner of a brothel, why should I care about such things? Young master, if you go out, don't say that I helped you."

"Okay, I swear on my character that I will never tell anyone." Chen Lang promised.

The madam had her own mirror. She also arranged for someone to bring in some bottles and boxes, and asked Chen Lang to sit in front of the mirror. "How do you want to dress up?"

"Waterproof." said Chen Lang.

If he is asked to wash his face, he must not lose color.

"This is easy. I have seen many people in the martial arts world. I will help you dress up as a warrior."

The madam started to work, and after a while, Chen Lang grew a thick beard and had a scar on his face.

"No, that's too fake. It doesn't look like he has a face full of fat."

The madam shook her head. She could indeed do a detailed retouching, but the people who searched outside would pinch her face and that would be a rip-off.

"Then let's change it to a scholar." Chen Lang said.

After another operation, Chen Lang became an elegant scholar. Even the madam's eyes lit up. "The young master is really handsome. No wonder my girls like him."

But when Chen Lang took out a stolen wanted poster and looked at it, he felt that it was not good. He could recognize it after looking carefully.

He felt depressed, because in TV dramas, women dressed up as men and could get away with it even if they were not very fake, so why were the checks so strict here?

After several attempts, the madam gave up and threw the dough away.

"I can't do it. I don't want the money. Mr. Chen, please find someone else."

"Is there anything that is very different from my original appearance, and at first glance has nothing to do with the portrait, and is very natural, so there is no need to check it?" Chen Lang thought carefully.

"Yes." The madam shrugged. "If you take a rejuvenating pill and become a boy, no one will check on you."

"I don't have that." said Chen Lang.

"That's it, and please understand that this is a brothel, I only know how to put makeup on women, you are so handsome, but you insist on turning yourself into a man with a face full of flesh, it must be fake."

Suddenly, the madam stopped and said, "You mean, as long as it meets your requirements, anything is fine?"

"Of course." Chen Lang nodded.

His only principle is to complete the task at the lowest cost, and as for the rest, he doesn't care about the consequences.

But I didn't expect that buying a data package to create the most handsome face would become a disadvantage.

The madam carefully looked at Chen Lang's face in the mirror and said, "Then I have a plan."

……

Half an hour later.

The madam was admiring the jade-like neck, the delicate face, and the clear eyes in the mirror. They were as perfect as a work of art.

How did that saying go? If men dress up, women have nothing to do. Today, she finally experienced it thoroughly.

"Don't look so sharp, be softer, girls should be gentle as water and passionate as fire."

"Yes, that's it." The madam's eyes were amazed. It was simply too perfect. Compared with this Mr. Chen, her top prostitute looked like a peasant woman from the countryside.

It would be a shame if such a person didn't come to be a duck.

"Can you really do this?" Chen Lang didn't expect that there was such a thing, he was very skeptical.

"Why not? Just tell me if it's very different from your original appearance? Is it natural? Forget whether it can be checked. If anyone dares to touch your body, you will just call them hooligan. I want to see who is so shameless."

As the kind of person who only cares about pushing the plot and doesn't care about the lives of others, Chen Lang had to believe what the madam said.

There are talented people among NPCs too.

"By the way, what about the sound?" This cannot be faked.

"Easy to handle."

The madam went to the cabinet at the back, opened the drawer, took out a bottle of pills, and poured out a pill.

"Yes, if you eat it, you can change your voice, but it can only last for three hours. Today, I am very impressed, so I will give it to you as a gift."

Chen Lang looked at the pills inside and took one directly, then asked:
"What kind of weird drug can change your voice? Why do you have this thing?"

The madam laughed quietly, "It's hard to take care of guests nowadays. They need to be well-dressed. These are all consumables I always have on hand."

"It's quite fun, I'll come and play some other day"

Chen Lang just opened his mouth and suddenly covered his mouth. His voice really changed.

Good clamp. "You are welcome to come and play anytime."

The madam gave Chen Lang a black sign and looked down at her chest. She suddenly realized that something was missing. "Wait, I'll find you some cotton cloth."

……

More than half an hour later, a stunning beauty in a long dress appeared in the brothel and walked out in a dignified manner.

Perhaps the madam had given instructions, so the girls all stayed away, and occasionally someone would cast a strange look at them.

Chen Lang naturally filtered out these looks. He had a clear self-positioning. Who cared about the thoughts of a bunch of NPCs?
It's just that my butt is so cold, it feels like I'm running naked with a sheet wrapped around me, which is a bit strange.

However, before he walked out, there was a commotion outside the door. Two men in black and a man came in. Chen Lang didn't want to pay attention to them, but he didn't expect that they were acquaintances.

"Everyone, come out!"

"I'm not in a good mood today, so I, Young Master Zhao, will pay for everything!" The person who came was Zhao Wushuang. He was beaten for no reason yesterday, and his family didn't allow him to tell anyone.

I have to find some bitches to vent my anger today.

Just as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a wisp of fragrance passing by, and when he looked at the profile, his eyes widened.

"Fuck, when did this come? This is the top star."

boom!
Chen Lang punched him and knocked him behind the shelf, burying him in the pile of groceries.

"Young Master, Young Master!" the servant was shocked.

Zhao Wushuang climbed out from the shelf and looked around, "Where is the person? Where is the person? Who is she?"

Who is this girl next door who is so strong and powerful?
But the person had long disappeared.

“Now I have the strength to fight against these geniuses.” Chen Lang used the Lingyun Step and quickly crossed two sparsely populated streets before slowing down and heading straight towards the Su family.

Even the old pervert Zhao Wushuang couldn't recognize him, so it was no problem for him to find a reason to sneak into the Su family.

Sure enough, as soon as I passed the next intersection, two men blocked the road with swords hidden behind their backs.

However, when they saw the person coming, they were still stunned.

"What's wrong?" Chen Lang spoke softly.

"Uh, we've been ordered to search. The city is unsafe recently and there are bad guys." said one person.

Chen Lang looked at him calmly.

The man next to him slapped his head and said, "What are you doing? The abacus beads are falling on my face. Don't make trouble."

Then he smiled and said, "Girl, please wait."

Chen Lang, on the other hand, was in no hurry to leave. "I've seen the wanted poster. Are you trying to arrest Chen Lang? This guy is quite interesting. Is he currently on the loose?"

The man shook his head, "No, he probably ran out of town."

"How long will the wanted list last? Won't it cause public resentment if we search everyone we meet?" Chen Lang asked again.

The man smiled, "Qingzhou is the territory of the eight major families. Once they speak, who dares to be dissatisfied?"

“But I don’t know how long the search will take. There is definitely no place for him to hide in this city. As for outside the city, I heard that Mr. Zhao personally issued a reward. Even if he becomes a Taoist priest, he will be caught sooner or later.

All I can say is that if he dares to touch the disciples of these families, there will be no place for him in Qingzhou City, and his life will be over."

"Oh, I hope you can bring him to justice soon." Chen Lang left calmly.

Chen Lang arrived at the Su family's gate safely throughout the journey.

"What reason should I use to go in?" Chen Lang paced outside the door.

At this moment, the door suddenly opened, and the gatekeeper chuckled and said, "Young lady, are you here to see my young lady?"

Chen Lang was stunned for a moment, "Yeah, that's right."

"Then hurry up and come in. The city is not safe these days. There are flower thieves who steal people. It's very dangerous for you to be followed by yourself."

Chen Lang nodded. It was quite dangerous. He had just followed someone a few days ago.

After the servant informed him, Su Qingchan came over and saw Chen Lang in his current outfit. She was stunned for a moment, then compared the size of his chest and asked, "Sister, do we know each other?"

She felt like she had seen it before, but couldn't place it.

Chen Lang sighed, "You don't know me, but I know you."

……

(End of this chapter)