Cute Wife Gourmet

Chapter 12 Intolerable
Ye Jiayao drank the medicine and ate a lot of red wild strawberries, but the fever was still there. What should she do?
Xia Chunyu didn't want to live like this anymore. Today had been a rough day for him. He didn't even get to eat a bite of the snake soup cooked by Old Yu. The second in command took it all away.

"Go ask Mr. Liu how to call back the soul?" Xia Chunyu instructed Song Qi.

Ye Jiayao heard this and got an idea. She said hurriedly, "I know how to call back souls!"

Xia Chunyu raised his eyebrows and looked at her in surprise.

"When I was a child, my nanny called my soul back for me." Ye Jiayao said, waving at him: "Come here, I'll tell you."

Xia Chunyu leaned over to listen doubtfully, and after listening, his expression was strange: "Is it true?"

Ye Jiayao said seriously: "Of course it's true, I remember it clearly, my nanny did it this way, it worked."

Xia Chunyu shook his head: "No, no, I can't do this."

"Then let Song Qi help me call?" Ye Jiayao looked at Song Qi. Peng Wu had already gone down the mountain.

Xia Chunyu frowned and thought about it, then shook his head. If he wanted to call the soul back by its nickname, should he let it be Song Qi, or Yaoyaoyaoyao?

Absolutely not.

"Go back to your room and don't come out without my order." Xia Chunyu fiercely drove Song Qi out.

In the kitchen, Xia Chunyu closed the doors and windows, and confirmed again and again that the idiot had not come to peek, then he said angrily: "Can we start now?"

Ye Jiayao handed him a birth chart and said, "You can start now."

Ye Jiayao leaned on the chair and watched him perform. She was so happy that the third in command was going to perform a shaman dance. It was a pity that there was no DV, otherwise it would be fun to record it.

Xia Chunyu filled a bowl with water, placed his birth date on the stove, lit three incense sticks and worshipped the Kitchen God, then inserted them into the cup of rice. He turned around and asked Ye Jiayao, "Do I have to do that?"

Ye Jiayao nodded gratefully: "When I get better, I'll make you something delicious."

Xia Chunyu's facial muscles twitched unnaturally as he was struggling fiercely within himself. It was so damn embarrassing. He, the son of the Marquis of Jing'an, had fallen to the point of performing shaman dance. If this got out, where would he put his face?

Seeing her big, watery eyes looking at him expectantly, Xia Chunyu gritted his teeth and threatened, "Close your eyes. Also, if you dare to say a word about what happened today, I will strangle you to death."

Ye Jiayao shook her head like a rattle, her expression as resolute as a revolutionary who would rather die than surrender: "I promise not to say a word to anyone."

I said it all without saying a word. Who doesn't know how to play word games?
"Close your eyes." Xia Chunyu yelled unhappily.

Ye Jiayao quickly closed her eyes: "You can start now."

Xia Chunyu took deep breaths, opened his mouth several times, raised his hands and put them down again. How could he open his mouth? He couldn't let it out! Xia Chunyu felt that he had encountered the biggest problem in his life.

Ye Jiayao urged: "You have to hurry up, the incense will be useless if it burns out."

"Stop making so much noise. Stop bothering me." Xia Chunyu glared at him fiercely.

After thinking for a while, Xia Chunyu said, "Cover your ears too."

"How can I still hear you screaming even if I cover my ears? Isn't it all in vain?" Ye Jiayao said unhappily, "If you can't do it, call Song Qi."

As a grown man, why is he so slow in doing things? Can't he be more decisive?
Xia Chunyu's face twitched, he gritted his teeth, and made up his mind. In order to get rid of this trouble as soon as possible, he risked everything. He waved his hands in a pretentious manner, and chanted: "Heaven and earth, the Supreme Lord, please hurry up and do your bidding. Please stay away from evil spirits. Yaoyao's soul, listen carefully..."

Ye Jiayao peeked through her fingers and almost fainted with joy.

This is the most beautiful girl in Heifenggang, the handsome and invincible third in command. It is so funny when he plays the role of a charlatan.

"Yaoyaoyaoyao, stop wandering. Yaoyaoyaoyao, please return to me..."

Xia Chunyu closed his eyes and scattered rice, concentrating on reciting the words to call back souls that Ye Jiayao had taught him, and did not notice that someone was almost dying of laughter.

"Is this okay?" Xia Chunyu finally finished reading and turned to ask Ye Jiayao. He got angry as soon as he saw her: "Who told you to open your eyes?"

Ye Jiayao laughed so happily that she forgot herself for a moment and quickly covered her eyes to stop laughing: "No, I didn't see anything."

Xia Chunyu suddenly had an ominous feeling of being deceived and teased.

"Ye Jiayao, if you dare to deceive me or play tricks on me, I will make you pay." Xia Chunyu threatened angrily.

"How could that be? I just think that your moaning is nice, better than my wet nurse. Now I feel comfortable all over." Ye Jiayao said sincerely.

Of course I feel good when I succeed in playing a prank on someone.

There were footsteps outside the door, very light, but still not escaping Xia Chunyu's ears. Xia Chunyu thought Song Qi was eavesdropping, and he was so angry that he had no place to vent, so he pointed at Ye Jiayao and said in lip language: "I'll come to deal with you later."

Ye Jiayao pouted, looking disdainful in her heart: Come on if you have the guts! Am I afraid of you? If you want to continue to serve the patient, just come and clean up.

Xia Chunyu walked to the door, opened it with a bang, and yelled, "You're courting death! Did I let you out..."

Ugh! Xia Chunyu and the people outside the door were all stunned, the three of them looked at each other stupidly.

"Big... Big Brother, Second Brother, why are you here? I thought it was Song Qi." Xia Chunyu laughed awkwardly. Then he yelled at Song Qi standing in the distance with a stern face: "The first and second bosses are here, why didn't you say anything? What are you still standing there for? Go and pour tea."

Poor Song Qi could only give a resentful look. Why did he get scolded for everything? The eldest boss looked into the kitchen, waved his hand and said, "Don't bother. Your second brother and I heard that your sister-in-law was sick, so we came to see her. Is everything okay now?"

"It's okay, I'm just a little frightened." Xia Chunyu said lightly.

Ye Jiayao's half-dead voice came from inside: "Big brother and second brother are here! Please forgive me for looking so sick and haggard that I can't see anyone. I'm sorry."

The eldest leader said hurriedly, "It's okay, it's okay. Take good care of your sister-in-law. Third brother, put aside the affairs of the village for now. Your sister-in-law's health is more important. Anyway, we still need to think about the attack on Xinyi. There's no rush."

The second in command whispered, "My sister-in-law is a rich lady, she can't be compared to those vulgar country women, you have to be more tolerant of her."

Xia Chunyu vomited blood, which was not as bad as those vulgar country women. He was almost crippled. He could only respond repeatedly: "Yes, yes..."

"Okay, we won't disturb you anymore. Just tell me if you need anything." The boss waved his hand and turned to leave.

The second in command quickly followed.

Xia Chunyu sent the two out and returned to the kitchen. Ye Jiayao sighed and said, "It seems that the eldest brother and the second brother still care about me."

Xia Chunyu looked expressionless, thinking: Two murderers who kill without blinking an eye would care about you? Unless you are really one of them.

"I have called your soul back. Can you walk on your own now?" Xia Chunyu said indifferently.

Ye Jiayao said angrily: "You think you are taking a magic pill! The shadow will appear immediately. Even if the frightened soul comes back, it still needs to be nursed back to health for a few days."

Xia Chunyu screamed: "How many more days do you need to take care of it?"

Xia Chunyu wished he could just throw her out right now and not care whether she lived or died.

"How would I know? Let's see if I can sleep well tonight. If I sleep well, maybe I'll be fine tomorrow." Ye Jiayao said with a pout.

Xia Chunyu was now like a powder keg with a broken fuse, full of anger but unable to find an outlet to vent. He rudely picked up Ye Jiayao and sent her back to the room.

At night, without Ye Jiayao's instructions, Xia Chunyu took the initiative to close all the windows. He did not stay on the couch to read, but took the oil lamp to the high table beside the bed and read while lying on the bed.

"Can you bring the teapot over as well? What if I'm thirsty and want to drink water at night..." Ye Jiayao asked weakly.

Xia Chunyu ignored her and just kept reading. After turning two pages, he went to get the teapot.

After a while, Ye Jiayao said again: "I want to eat wild strawberries tomorrow."

Xia Chunyu clicked his tongue impatiently: "Eat it in your dreams."

Ye Jiayao pursed her lips and hugged his arm as a pillow. She just wanted to stick to him, rub against him, and make him uncomfortable. Anyway, he would never dare to bully her again tonight. It would be a sin to miss such a good opportunity.

As expected, Xia Chunyu's expression turned unnatural: "Stay away from me, it's so hot."

"I'm not hot! I feel a little cold." Ye Jiayao simply put one leg on him and gave him a bear hug.

He was a man, a man with all normal functions and full of vigor. Her soft body rubbed against him like this, and his sensitive body responded immediately.

Xia Chunyu looked irritable and kicked away her legs that were pressing on him: "It's too heavy, are you a pig?"

Ye Jiayao took it back in a flash, muttering, "Who said I was too thin last night? I felt like I was just bones. Now you're saying I'm fat. You feel so weird."

Xia Chunyu was extremely speechless. Did he say this last night? Forget it, forget it. I can't remember it. However, how could there be such a shameless woman who has no shame at all and is so eager to stick to a man in just two days?

"Song Qi said that you are cold on the outside but warm on the inside. I think so too. You are a good person. Hey, what's your name? I still don't know your name!" Ye Jiayao chattered on and on.

"You don't need to know." Xia Chunyu said coldly.

Tsk, Ye Jiayao was disdainful in her heart, who cares to know your name.

"Then what should I call you from now on? Third Master? Like Song Qi and the others? No, that won't make me special. How about I call you Fei Fei?"

It can be the bandit's "fei" or the baboon's "bao". This nickname is good, Ye Jiayao is very proud of herself, she is really very smart.

Feifei? Xia Chunyu almost vomited out what a messy name.

"Okay, that's it. I'll call you Fei Fei from now on. I like this name." Ye Jiayao said to herself.

"Just try to shout like that if you dare." Xia Chunyu couldn't stand it anymore.

"Fei Fei, good night. Don't watch too late. I'm going to bed first." Ye Jiayao was not afraid of his aggressive look at all. She leaned over and kissed him on the face, rubbed his body, and found a comfortable position to prepare for sleep. Although she had a fever and dizziness that day, she still felt a sense of accomplishment.

Xia Chunyu’s face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He wanted to roar and shout, “Oh God, please take this mentally ill woman away!”

But God could not hear his cries, and the woman beside him had a peaceful face as she slept.

Xia Chunyu didn't dare to move. He was really worried that she wouldn't sleep well and would continue to be sick tomorrow. Forget it, he would tolerate her for the last time.

(End of this chapter)