Cute Wife Gourmet

Chapter 23 The Consequences of Ingenuity

After dinner, Ye Jiayao sat sadly by the well washing the sheets while the two baby rabbits played nearby.

Erbao jumped and jumped until he came to her feet. Ye Jiayao splashed water on him and said, "Go away, you two heartless guys. I've been so good to you, and this is how you repay me? You want me to wash your poop? This is the first time I've washed something so disgusting."

Erbao looked at her with a pair of innocent red eyes.

"You still dare to act cute in front of me? If you do it again, I'll cook you to death." Ye Jiayao pointed at Erbao and scolded him.

Erbao lowered his head in shame.

Dabao was jumping around happily.

Ye Jiayao scolded it again: "Don't jump so happily, you also took a pee, you are all the same kind of people."

When Xia Chunyu came back from swimming and was about to bring clothes to her for washing, he heard her talking to the rabbit. The look and tone of her voice were like she was scolding a child; there was love in her rebuke.

Xia Chunyu walked over and threw the clothes into the basin, sniffing, "If they could understand what you said, they would become rabbit spirits."

Ye Jiayao disagreed: "Don't underestimate small animals, they are all spiritual. As long as you treat them with care and communicate with them more, they will understand your thoughts."

"Look, you are more fierce than them. As soon as you come, they run away. They are afraid of you. If you are not here, I can't drive them away." Ye Jiayao said.

Xia Chunyu sneered: "Even if they are intelligent, you yourself have a short memory. How can you expect to teach them to be good?"

Ye Jiayao rolled her eyes at him: "I think you are worse than them. I fed them a few times and they all knew to be nice to me. I cook for you and wash your clothes every day, but you never say a good word about me."

Xia Chunyu said in a humiliating tone: "That's what you should do. What's there to praise about it?"

This guy really deserves a beating every minute! Ye Jiayao took a deep breath, tried to calm herself down, and smiled: "Uncle An, why did you throw the clothes in? Didn't you see I was washing the sheets?"

Xia Chunyu looked at the bed sheet in her hand, which was stained with green and yellow. His face suddenly changed and he said in a muffled voice, "We don't want this dress anymore."

Ye Jiayao curled her lips: "You said it yourself, then I'll throw it away."

You stinky man, you make me uncomfortable, and I will make you disgusted too.

When Ye Jiayao finished her work and returned to her room, Xia Chunyu had already gone to bed. Ye Jiayao walked over and put her hands under his nose.

"Smell it, does it stink? I've washed it many times, but it still smells."

Xia Chunyu slapped her hand away in disgust: "Are you disgusting? Stay away from me."

Thinking of the green-yellow color, he felt sick! She actually asked him to smell her hands that had been washed with rabbit poop.

Ye Jiayao pouted, undressed and went to bed in a sullen manner. She was secretly happy in her heart, thinking that it was okay as long as it was dirty, it seemed that she could escape the disaster again tonight.

Sure enough, after turning off the lights, Ye Jiayao tried to hug him deliberately, but he pushed her away with disgust and turned around and ignored her.

Ye Jiayao was so proud in her heart, it was not bad to have a little cleanliness obsession.

The more he hid, the more Ye Jiayao wanted to tease him.

"Chun Yu, Chun Yu, please don't ignore me. You can't look down on me just because my hands are stained with bunny shit. Come on, let's shake hands..."

Xia Chunyu was irritated by her. He turned around and said unhappily, "Ye Jinxuan, I'm warning you. If you provoke me again, you will bear the consequences at your own risk."

Ye Jiayao pursed her lips unhappily and muttered, "It's boring, let's go to sleep."

Although his ears were finally quiet, Xia Chunyu's heart was no longer at peace and he was thinking too much.

Is that what she wants?

Xia Chunyu touched her leg: "Hey, are you asleep?"

Ye Jiayao shrank back and ignored him.

Ugh! Are you angry?
Xia Chunyu turned around and put his arm around her waist, rubbing her smooth, flat belly. Ye Jiayao's nerves tensed: "What are you doing? Are you sleeping?"

Xia Chunyu reached up with his hand, and asked in an ambiguous tone: "Aren't you unable to sleep?"

"Of course I can't sleep. I'm going to sleep. Don't disturb me. I'll fall asleep soon." Ye Jiayao tried to push his hand away.

"If you want it, just say it directly. There's nothing to be embarrassed about." Xia Chunyu said disdainfully. He was quite happy to fulfill her wish.

Ye Jiayao was dumbfounded. How did he come to such a conclusion? Damn, this is the most ridiculous misunderstanding in history.

"I think you misunderstood. I don't want anything. I just want to sleep." Ye Jiayao twisted her body uneasily. If he touched her again, she would really fall.

Xia Chun said wickedly and charmingly: "But I thought about it."

Women are more shy about this kind of thing. Although she is not an ordinary woman, she is still a woman after all, so he is willing to give in.

Ye Jiayao was about to cry. Why didn’t her little obsession with cleanliness work?

Xia Chunyu picked her up and walked to the table, freeing one hand to move the teapot on the table to the side.

Ye Jiayao's naked skin touched the cold table, making her shiver.

The moon is very round tonight, and the silver moonlight flows over the windowsill, filling the room with silver light, and also coating her snow-white skin with a hazy pearl-like luster.

"Don't look..." Ye Jiayao stretched out her hand in vain to block his sight. This was too embarrassing.

He looked at her solemnly, with fiery flames dancing in his deep eyes. He grabbed her hand, leaned over, and kissed her lips. His low and hoarse voice was full of masculine charm: "Is this comfortable?"

At the moment of the end, there was a click and the two were stunned. You looked at me and I looked at you. Xia Chunyu reacted first. Just as he pulled Ye Jiayao into his arms, one of the table legs broke and the table collapsed at an angle. There was another loud bang and the teapot broke into pieces.

Ye Jiayao wanted to die. She was exercising so hard that the table collapsed. Peng Wu, Song Qi and the others must have heard such a loud noise in the middle of the night.

Xia Chunyu was also depressed: What a shabby table, so unreliable. If he replaced it with his mahogany table, it wouldn't matter how much trouble it took.

"It's all your fault. Why are you so creative? How are you going to explain it to Song Qi and the others?" Ye Jiayao complained in a low voice with her eyes wide open and her teeth gritted.

Xia Chunyu said nonchalantly: "What's the big deal? What if they find out?"

"I'm not as shameless as you. I don't care. If they look at me differently tomorrow, I will go on strike and stop cooking." Ye Jiayao said angrily.

Xia Chunyu was overwhelmed. After having a full meal, which should have been a relaxing and enjoyable time, he had to clean up a mess instead.

Xia Chunyu cleared his throat and shouted, "Are you so reluctant to pour tea? Do you still know how to serve others?"

Ye Jiayao was dumbfounded. Was he scolding her? She immediately realized that this guy was acting.

She immediately cooperated and sobbed, "I was careless too. I didn't turn on the light and my hand slipped. You don't have to be so fierce. Why did you kick the table? You might as well kick me to death..."

"Don't think I won't kick you. If it happens again, you'll have to think about it yourself." Xia Chunyu was so fierce that his voice was so strong that it hurt people's eardrums.

"Wuuuu..." Ye Jiayao took the opportunity to act pitiful. It was rare that he was willing to be the bad guy, so she would help him.

Xia Chunyu's scalp tingled, and he whispered, "Enough, enough."

"Wuwuwu..." Ye Jiayao cried in a melodious voice, making faces at him with a cunning light in her eyes.

Xia Chunyu threatened in a low voice: "Do you want to try another place?"

Ye Jiayao stopped pretending to cry and hugged his neck and acted coquettishly: "Chun Yu, I'm cold."

Xia Chunyu glanced at her expressionlessly and carried her back to bed.

(End of this chapter)