Cute Wife Gourmet

Chapter 27 Embarrassing Things
"What? Are you kidding me?" Xia Chunyu yelled.

"Shh... keep your voice down and listen to me first." Ye Jiayao hurriedly covered his mouth. Seeing his red nose, she thought about how he had just rushed out in a hurry. To get to Mr. Liu's residence, they had to go around most of the village. Everyone must have seen it. She suddenly felt a little ashamed. Everyone knew that no one except her would dare to bite the third in command's nose, not even the ferocious black dog raised by the second in command would dare to do so.

"Actually, I am... I am... having my period." Ye Jiayao's voice was as soft as a mosquito bite.

"What? What's coming?" Xia Chunyu didn't hear clearly and asked with a frown.

"It's... the one that women have every month..."

She was embarrassed to say the word "menstrual period". In modern times, she could go to her class teacher or physical education teacher and confidently say "I want to take a menstrual leave" without blushing or beating her heart, without any psychological burden. But sometimes, changing the word can make the feeling completely different.

Xia Chunyu looked at her blankly. After a moment, perhaps he thought of something, his face suddenly turned red, and he walked out silently.

Ye Jiayao heard him whispering to Mr. Liu, not knowing what they were talking about. Then Mr. Liu laughed heartily: "The Third Master just got married, so it's understandable. Hahaha, since there's no problem with the Third Madam, I'll leave first..."

Ye Jiayao could imagine how he shamelessly apologized to Mr. Liu, and she hurriedly pulled him over, but she didn't know that her woman was having her period, which was really embarrassing.

Not long after, he turned back, still a little embarrassed, and gave her a stern look in irritation: "You don't even know your own business?"

Of course Ye Jiayao didn't know. She had never experienced dysmenorrhea, and neither had the original owner. No one knew how this could happen. She was so worried at the thought of having to go through such excruciating pain every month in the future.

"I wanted to say it before, but I was in so much pain that I couldn't speak, and you ran away in such a hurry." Ye Jiayao pouted and retorted.

Xia Chunyu snorted coldly, sat down beside the bed, and just stared at her.

Ye Jiayao felt uneasy when he looked at her. She said weakly, "Why are you looking at me like that? Do you think I'm pretending?"

She's not pretending to be that kind of person, Xia Chunyu thought to himself. It's just that her previous ferocious and crazy behavior was really beyond his expectations. The word "shrew" popped into his mind and seemed to be very vivid. She was really suitable to be a bandit's wife.

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, Aunt Jiang is here." Song Qi was knocking on the door.

Ye Jiayao blushed and said, "I asked Song Qi to call Aunt Jiang. I don't have those things."

Xia Chunyu raised his eyebrows. Although he didn't know what she was talking about, he thought it was something used by women. Women... were really troublesome.

Xia Chunyu retreated to the study. Aunt Jiang came in. Ye Jiayao pulled her and whispered. Aunt Jiang said in embarrassment: "I lost this matter last year. I threw away all my things. What should I do?"

Ye Jiayao said with a sad face: "Anyway, you have to think of a solution for me."

Aunt Jiang thought about it and said, "Okay, then you have to wait a moment. I will go back and make one for you."

"How long will it take?" Ye Jiayao asked with concern. Fortunately, the traffic is not too high at the moment. Once it gets too high, she won't be able to move. Damn, now she misses the Seventh Dimension Girls series so much.

Aunt Jiang said, "I'll do it as soon as possible. It should be ready before dinner."

"Thank you for your help." Ye Jiayao had no choice but to wait.

Aunt Jiang went to the kitchen and made her a bowl of brown sugar ginger tea: "Drink this to warm your stomach. Don't touch cold water these days. Let me wash your clothes. It's not like being a lady at home in the mountains. The servants will serve you well. You have to take care of your body."

What she said was so well and heartwarming. Ye Jiayao was so moved that she almost hugged Aunt Jiang and cried.

Aunt Jiang came over to cook dinner and also washed everyone's clothes. Ye Jiayao was lying in bed as a patient and had to be very careful when turning over, for fear that she would accidentally leak something. The things made by Aunt Jiang were still very unsafe!
"How many days will this take?" Xia Chunyu asked casually while leaning on the couch reading a book.

"I don't know." Ye Jiayao pointed at something boredly.

"Don't you know your own business?" Xia Chunyu frowned.

"This kind of thing will change with changes in the environment and mood. Even the moon tides can affect changes in the physiological cycle." Ye Jiayao said without thinking.

Xia Chunyu was depressed. Is it still so mysterious?
"Then are you going to lie down like this from now on?" Xia Chunyu was concerned about the meals for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and even the day after tomorrow. The food Aunt Jiang cooked was really hard to swallow.

Ye Jiayao said casually, "Not only that, at this time, my temper will become particularly irritable and I will get angry easily. Negative emotions will be easily magnified. So, in the future, when I have my period, you have to be tolerant of me and don't quarrel with me, otherwise I will lose control."

Xia Chunyu's mouth twitched. Does that mean he would have to pretend to be the grandson for a few days every month and let her do whatever she wants?
"Okay, I'll just treat you as someone with intermittent mental illness and won't bother with you when it flares up." Xia Chunyu learned the word mental illness from her and found it very useful.

Ye Jiayao glared at him: "Do you want to make me angry?"

Xia Chunyu continued to read without taking it seriously. He would endure it this month, but next month... he didn't know if he would still be with her. The boss had already ordered to open the Broken Dragon Stone tomorrow. As long as he got in touch with the people down the mountain and sent the map out, he believed that this matter would be resolved soon. The previous attacks on Black Wind Hill were fruitless because of the obstruction of the Broken Dragon Stone. This time, Helian Xuan specially got two cannons from Jinling, which could easily blow up the Broken Dragon Stone. The key was to find out the secret passage of Black Wind Hill and clear it out at once without missing a single one.

"Chun Yu, if we open the Dragon-Breaking Stone tomorrow, can we go down the mountain?"

"Hmm... probably!"

"Then can you take me down the mountain? I want to buy something."

"Just tell Song Qi or Peng Wu if you want to buy anything."

"No, I want to buy women's stuff, how can I ask them to buy it? Even if I ask them to do so, they won't have the courage to go!"

The supplies on the mountain were too scarce. There was nothing there, not even the necessities of life. Besides, she wanted to buy some seasonings for cooking, so she had to go down the mountain.

Xia Chunyu frowned and thought for a while: "Let's talk about it later!"

This might be a good excuse to go down the mountain and take my wife to buy some necessities.

"What do you mean by talking later? If you are not free, just let Song Qi accompany me." Ye Jiayao really didn't like his perfunctory attitude.

Xia Chunyu glanced at her calmly: "You can't move now anyway, why are you in such a hurry? Besides, we have to go down the mountain just after the Dragon Breaking Stone is opened. What do you think the boss will think?"

Uh... that's true, the boss is suspicious by nature. Even though Tong Hexiang was arrested, it doesn't mean that the boss doesn't suspect others anymore.

"Okay! In any case, you must take me down the mountain." Ye Jiayao said hesitantly.

"I know, stop nagging." Xia Chunyu touched his nose impatiently and couldn't help but breathe a breath of cold air. The entire tip of his nose was swollen. Thinking back to when he went to invite Mr. Liu before, the brothers in the village looked at him strangely, and when he was having dinner, Song Qi and Peng Wu stared at his nose as if they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, he got angry.

It’s all because of this crazy woman. Now she’s putting on a good-natured look. I want to curse her, but before I open my mouth, her eyes are filled with tears. She looks so pitiful and innocent, as if she is the one who is suffering.

After a while, Ye Jiayao asked again: "Would you like to sleep on the couch tonight?"

Xia Chunyu glanced at her and said, "Why do you want me to sleep on the couch?"

"I'm on my period, aren't I? What if it gets on you..." Ye Jiayao is very uneasy about the existing protective measures.

"Can't you just stay away from me?" Xia Chunyu said lightly. He was not used to sleeping on the couch.

Ye Jiayao muttered in her heart: Anyway, I have already given you a warning. It’s your problem if you don’t listen. Don’t blame me when the time comes.

At night, Ye Jiayao couldn't sleep because of her stomachache. She felt uncomfortable in many ways. In the past, she saw her female roommate pass out when her period came, but she was full of energy and still jumping around happily. She couldn't understand it at all and thought she was pretending to be weak and frail. Now she also tasted the same feeling. Ye Jiayao silently apologized to that female classmate in her heart.

"Why aren't you sleeping yet?" Xia Chunyu asked in a daze.

She moved around like this, and he couldn't sleep well.

"Go to sleep and don't worry about me." Ye Jiayao said in a muffled voice. Men will never understand women's pain.

There was another light snoring sound next to her ears. This dead man really fell asleep as soon as he said he would. Ye Jiayao rubbed her stomach depressedly, and her hands became sore after rubbing for a while.

Suddenly, he came closer, put a big hand into her underwear, covered her belly, and rubbed it gently.

Ye Jiayao froze. His warm palms pressed against her lower abdomen. Slowly, a warmth rose from her lower abdomen, and the uncomfortable feeling gradually faded away.

"Are you feeling better?" He whispered in her ear with a sleepy and lazy voice.

"Hmm..." Ye Jiayao nodded and rubbed against his arms, feeling particularly safe against his broad chest. She closed her eyes and soon fell asleep.

Seeing that she finally fell asleep, Xia Chunyu wanted to pull his hand back, but after hesitating for a moment, he continued to hold her. If he moved, she would wake up again, and he would not be able to sleep. However, her body was soft and slender, and there was a faint fragrance, which made it very comfortable to hold. When this woman was not crazy, she looked very cute when she was obedient.

Xia Chunyu sighed regretfully in his heart. If she knew his true identity in the future, would she behave herself? In that case, he could consider keeping her.

The moonlight is bright and the night is quiet, but such peaceful and tranquil days will soon be over.

(End of this chapter)