Cute Wife Gourmet

Chapter 5: I'm not going to die

Ye Jiayao couldn't remember whether she fainted or fell asleep due to exhaustion last night. It was still dark and she was sleeping soundly when someone shook her shoulder rudely.

At that time, Ye Jiayao was dreaming, talking to the editor-in-chief of the food magazine about her creativity and ideas. The editor-in-chief was stunned by her, his eyes sparkled, his mouth drooled, and he slammed the table and said, "Ye Jiayao, you will be responsible for the next food column."

"Wake up and help me change clothes and wash up." Someone disturbed someone's sweet dream without any hesitation.

Ye Jiayao smiled foolishly in her dream, slapped away the hand that was bothering her, wrapped herself in the quilt, turned over, and said impatiently: "Don't bother me, I want to sleep."

Xia Chunyu was stunned for a moment, then said loudly, "Ye Jinxuan."

"It's so noisy. Can you please stop being so annoying?" Ye Jiayao muttered and simply covered her head.

With a whoosh, the entire quilt was taken away. Xia Chunyu angrily said, "Are you a pig? You can sleep so well. Get up quickly."

Ye Jiayao felt a chill and was furious. She sat up with a whoosh and yelled with her eyes closed, "You're crazy!" She rushed over to grab the quilt, hugged it tightly, and fell asleep again.

Damn, my body hurts so much, as if I ran 3,000 meters, every part of my body aches.

Ugh! Ye Jiayao shuddered and suddenly opened her eyes. She thought: Oh no, oh no, she thought she was at home in the 21st century and forgot that she had come to another time and space. What did she call him just now? Psycho, it's over, she angered him again.

Even though his back was facing away from him, the heavy breathing behind him showed that he was so angry that he was about to explode.

Ye Jiayao coughed twice, sat up, covered with the quilt, and looked at his face timidly. His dark eyes were blazing and his face was cold. Ye Jiayao couldn't help but think of two words... Dark clouds are pressing down, and a storm is coming.

Ye Jiayao immediately acted like a flatterer and said with a wry smile, "Well, sorry! I thought you were at home."

Xia Chunyu stared at her expressionlessly for several seconds, his eyes becoming increasingly stern. He thought that she had already reached the bottom line by hitting him with her boots last night, but today she was called a psychopath again. Although he didn't know the specific meaning of psychopath, he estimated that it was similar to a madman.

Her words and actions lacked the gentleness and reserve that a lady from a noble family should have. She seemed to be a willful, arrogant and spoiled young lady.

"Are you really the daughter of Ye Tongzhi? Are you always so arrogant and domineering at home?" Xia Chunyu said indifferently.

Ye Jiayao complained in her heart, "You are the bossy one, you are a bunch of bossy bandits." She quickly explained, "No, no, I thought it was Xiao Hei who was messing with me just now."

"Xiao Hei?" Xia Chunyu raised his eyebrows and looked serious.

Ye Jiayao nodded sincerely: "Yes, Xiao Hei is a dog, this big." Ye Jiayao gestured to Xiao Hei's size, which was about the same size as the teapot on the table. To prove that there was indeed a dog, Ye Jiayao said: "Xiao Hei is the result of a cross between the big yellow dog raised by the doorman Lao Zhao and a stray dog ​​from nowhere. Xiao Hei looks chubby, and I adopted him because he was cute. But this little guy is also very annoying. He jumps on my bed early in the morning to lick my face and make trouble for me. He also stays on my bed at night and makes trouble. I can't get rid of him."

Xia Chunyu: “…”

His handsome face turned pale and blue, "Silly girl", she was calling him a dog, and a bastard at that, in different ways.

No, he would be pissed to death if he couldn't talk to her for more than three sentences. Was he going to discuss with her who the term "son of a bitch" was?

Xia Chunyu angrily pulled her quilt.

"Hey! A gentleman should use his hands instead of his mouth. If you have something to say, just say it nicely and don't use violence..." Ye Jiayao thought he was going to do something beastly again. She was so scared that her face turned pale and she hugged the quilt tightly.

Xia Chunyu took great effort to pull his clothes out of the quilt. Just now, she closed her eyes and grabbed the quilt, and rolled up his clothes as well.

Ye Jiayao found out that his target was the underwear and was immediately embarrassed: "So you wanted to take the clothes, why didn't you say so earlier..."

Xia Chunyu's blood boiled and he almost vomited blood. He glared at her fiercely, put on his clothes and left.

"Hey, I really thought it was Xiao Hei just now." Ye Jiayao stated anxiously behind him.

Xia Chunyu felt a black flash before his eyes and he almost couldn't help turning back and strangling her to death.

The stinky man finally left. Ye Jiayao felt that the air in the room became fresher. She hugged the quilt and continued to sleep. A nap is the most nourishing.

Xia Chunyu walked out of the door with a gloomy face, which clearly said, "I'm in a bad mood today, don't bother me."

But the brothers in the village did not understand it that way. Could it be that the Third Master was not satisfied with the bride? Or was he not satisfied with his desires?
"Could it be that the bride is ugly and the Third Master doesn't like her?"

Seeing the third in command walking away, several minions began to talk.

"You still call the bride ugly? What a delicate and beautiful woman! My bones are going to soften just thinking about her. If I could hug her and give her a kiss, it would be worth it even if I have to go to see the King of Hell tomorrow..."

"Look at your wretched face, you dare to think about the woman of the Third Master, I think you are itching for something."

"Stop pretending to be serious, don't you miss women?" "Are you guys free? Don't you have to practice today? If I see you slacking off again, you will be punished by the village rules." The third in command, who had already walked away, turned back at some point, his face frosty, and shouted in a deep voice.

A few of the minions ran away in shame. Everyone told each other: The Third Boss is in a bad mood today, everyone should take it easy.

Sure enough, the Third In Command's training today was particularly fierce. He first made the bandits climb Yunwu Peak, the first main peak of Heifenggang, twice back and forth, and then swim ten times back and forth in Yanxia Lake below. After lunch, they had to stand in horse stance for two hours in the martial arts training ground, which made the bandits cry for their parents.

"Boss, there's something wrong with the third brother today. I've never seen him so vicious." The second in command looked with sympathy at the minions in the martial arts training ground, who were doing horse stance with tears streaming down their cheeks and trembling legs.

The boss narrowed his eyes, shook his head thoughtfully, and walked away unsteadily with his hands behind his back.

The second boss: "..."

Why doesn't the boss express his opinion?
The bandits were trained like dead dogs. Ye Jiayao was not disturbed and had a good sleep until the afternoon, when she woke up from hunger. She finally got up with her sore and stiff body.

Outside, the afternoon sun was shining brightly. Ye Jiayao stretched lazily, raised her head to bask in the sun and took a deep breath. The air in the mountains was particularly fresh, and the gentle mountain breeze was filled with the fragrance of grass and wild flowers. That was good, at least she didn't have to breathe in the smog anymore. Ye Jiayao curled her lips and smiled bitterly. She had to make the best of it. Life had to go on. No matter what, she had to find something to eat and fill her stomach first.

Ye Jiayao went to the kitchen with familiarity. It was past dinner time and everyone was cleaning up. The chef, Old Yu, was still nowhere to be seen, and Aunt Jiang was not there either. Three aunts were washing dishes and washing pots. When they saw Ye Jiayao in a red dress, they immediately guessed her identity and turned their heads away, ignoring her as if she were air.

Today, their men were badly tortured by the third in command. I heard it was all because of this new woman. Somehow, she pissed off the third in command, so the women naturally blamed Ye Jiayao and ignored her.

Ye Jiayao had no idea that she had become the public enemy of the village, and she even asked with a shy smile if there was anything to eat.

After asking for the third time, an old lady said indifferently, "No more. The leftovers were fed to the pigs."

"Then...can I make myself a bowl of noodles?"

"Sorry, the fire is out." As she said that, the aunt scooped a bucket of water and poured it into the stove, and the fire was completely extinguished.

Ye Jiayao finally understood. Are these aunties jealous of her beauty? Ye Jiayao looked around and took a cucumber from the basket. It should be freshly picked, and the vines were all fresh.

Forget it, I'll just eat a cucumber to fill my stomach.

"Hey, why are you taking things without permission? These are for cooking tonight." The aunt who had just put out the fire with water scolded.

Ye Jiayao grinned: "It's just a cucumber, don't be so stingy!"

Before the auntie could get mad, Ye Jiayao ran away. It seemed that the identity of the woman of the third in command was not very useful. It must be that the third in command did not have enough prestige. What was the use of being pretty? This was not a brothel. There were not many women here, and they were all big and strong aunties. They were a bunch of bandits. Who would care about him? He could only be mean to her. Humph! A stinky man who was always bullying.

Ye Jiayao ate a cucumber while wandering around to survey the terrain.

She was blindfolded when she went up the mountain yesterday, so she had no idea what the Black Wind Hill was like. But from what that stinky man said, it seemed very powerful. Now it seems that the stinky man was not trying to scare her.

The mountain here is dangerous, with cliffs everywhere. There seems to be only one way up and down the mountain, and there is a sentry every three steps and every five steps. It is harder to escape from the mountain than to climb to the sky, and it is even more difficult to attack. My goodness, it is comparable to Liangshan Marsh.

After a round, Ye Jiayao became discouraged. Was she destined to be a bandit’s wife in the mountains for the rest of her life?

After turning a corner, the view suddenly opened up. Looking ahead, I saw an open space on the cliff that was half the size of a football field. Flags were fluttering, and hundreds of bandits were standing in neat rows there. It was quite a spectacular scene.

"Don't be lazy. The more you suffer today, the more chances you will have on the battlefield tomorrow. Tie Niu, hold on tight. Er Lunzi, don't let me see you being lazy again, or I'll add another hour."

Xia Chunyu lectured with a cold face.

"Hey, focus, don't let your eyes wander around. What are you looking at?" Xia Chunyu noticed that everyone's eyes were looking in the same direction, so he turned around and saw a graceful woman in red appearing at the bend. She was walking briskly and was chewing something in her hand.

Xia Chunyu was immediately filled with black lines on his forehead. Why did the little girl come here to show off?

Ye Jiayao also saw Xia Chunyu, who was dressed in a white robe, with a tall and straight figure. Standing among a group of crude bandits, he was as handsome as a jade tree in the wind, with an imposing manner.

Beautiful girls should be compared with each other, and handsome boys should be compared with each other as well. For the first time, Ye Jiayao had the most intuitive understanding of the idiom "standing out from the crowd".

Well, from now on, he is the most handsome bandit in Heifenggang, and she is the most beautiful bandit wife in Heifenggang. Of course, this is only temporary, she doesn't want to be a bandit wife for life.

Seeing everyone staring at her, Ye Jiayao felt that she couldn't escape for a while anyway, so she had to get along well with everyone so that her life would be easier. Like today, when she didn't even have lunch, she smiled sweetly and waved like the great man.

Ugh! There is a half-broken prop in my hand. I quickly change hands.

(End of this chapter)