Participating in a money-saving variety show, I became famous on the Internet by being stingy

Chapter 115 No kidding, this thing is so fantastical that it would take three episodes of Approaching Science.

[Why does this fortune-teller look familiar to me? ]

[Just now, when Zheng He was begging for food on the live broadcast and telling about his unfortunate deeds, this old man seemed to have happened to pass by behind Zheng He.]

[Then the fortune that this old man just calculated for Zheng He, wasn't it the gossip he heard from Zheng He's live broadcast? ]

[Good fellow, you are telling fortunes as you listen, right? Are fortune tellers so good at using resources now? ]

[I don’t think so. Maybe this fortune teller has real skills! Didn’t you hear him say he doesn’t charge money? I think these people must be very powerful hermits who do good deeds every day and make good connections.]

[Making good connections? I really don’t see how Zheng He is good! ]

[Hahahaha, Zheng He really made me laugh to death. He was even worried that the gods would think he was showing off his wealth. He only had a little over 5,000 yuan on him. Did he think that the gods had never seen money? Hahaha! ]

Zheng He took out his cell phone from his pocket, then looked at the fortune teller and said, "Master, my money is all in my cell phone. The gods are so powerful, they must be able to open their cell phones and see my sincerity, right?"

The fortune-teller tried to hold back his disgusted expression: "..." Or maybe he should just kill him? He had never seen such a stupid fool before!
What kind of family conditions can give birth to such a child? This is really a question worth studying!
The fortune teller refused solemnly: "No, you must pay in cash, otherwise I can't help you."

Zheng He didn't want to go to the bank again. He just wanted to change his luck as soon as possible. "Gods are so powerful, it's impossible that they can't even use a small mobile phone, right? Is this really not okay?"

"No! Do you still want to change your luck? Putting your phone there won't work!"

"I do!" Zheng He immediately answered seriously.

It won’t work if it doesn’t work!
Zheng He immediately dragged his suitcase out of the bridge tunnel and walked towards the train station.

He remembered there was a bank over there by the train station.

When he arrived at the bank, he withdrew all the money in his bank card, totaling 5700 yuan, from the ATM.

He took the money and walked to the fortune teller waiting outside, "I have taken the money, Master. What should I do next?"

"You come with me."

The fortune-teller took Zheng He back to the bridge tunnel, and then he took out three yellow talisman papers from his pocket and handed them to Zheng He, "Wrap your sincerity with these three talisman papers. Remember, you must wrap it tightly without any gaps. After wrapping it, put it on the stone steps in front and then stand aside."

Zheng He did as he was told. After he put it away, he looked back at the fortune teller and said in disbelief, "Is it that simple?"

Even though he had never had his fortune told, he had at least seen movies. He remembered what the masters in the movies did. They held imperial swords and set up tables to perform rituals, but he only needed to place it on the simple stone steps to change a person's fate. He always felt that it was a bit hasty.

The fortune-teller put his whisk and fan on the ground, handed Pingjinfan to Zheng He, and asked Zheng He to hold it for him first.

Then he took off the black bag from his shoulder, opened it, and took out a thin piece of paper and a pen. He drew symbols that Zheng He couldn't understand on the paper and said:

"The conditions are indeed limited at the moment, but the gods won't care about these. The method mainly depends on my magic and communication with the people above, as well as your sincerity. Everything else can be ignored, so you don't have to worry. Just recite your prayers in your heart, and leave the rest to me."

Zheng He nodded blankly.

After all, it was his first time experiencing such a scene, and he was still quite confused.

A little nervous and a little excited.

Zheng He was about to step aside when he suddenly remembered something important: "Oh, I want to transfer my bad luck to the person who is my bad luck. Do I need to write her name? Then you can tell the people above who I want to transfer the bad luck to." The fortune-teller nodded: "Yes, you wait, wait for me to finish, and then you write below."

The fortune teller wrote a bunch of symbols and spells on the paper that Zheng He couldn't understand.

Zheng He stared at it for a few seconds and couldn't help but sigh that a master is a master!
This incomprehensible encrypted language made him feel that this master was so powerful, mysterious and professional!

After the fortune teller finished writing, Zheng He wrote Chen Xixi's name at the bottom of the paper. Then the fortune teller folded the paper several times to make it into a three-dimensional rectangle.

The fortune-teller placed the folded three-dimensional rectangle in front of 'Zheng He's Sincerity' and said to Zheng He, "Stand aside and don't talk to disturb me."

[Is this really possible? ]

[It’s my first time watching a master perform a magic trick live, I’m so nervous! I’m just praying silently now, can I get a taste of the master’s magic? ]

[I'll try it too, I hope it works! ]

[Who does Zheng He want to pass the bad luck to? Who is the villain who is against Zheng He? ]

[I guess it must be Chen Xixi! Because the person Zheng He hates the most in this show is probably Chen Xixi. ]

[Am I the only one who is worried that Zheng He will be fooled again? After all, with Zheng He's easy-to-be-cheated physique, I always have a bad feeling. ]

[How can he cheat this time? The fortune teller said he would not accept money, and he did not touch Zheng He's sincerity during the whole process. After the ritual, he would return the sincerity to Zheng He. I think this fortune teller must be genuine! ]

The fortune-teller half-knelt in front of the folded paper, silently chanting a lot of complicated spells, then he took out a lighter and lit the paper from above, while he quickly chanted the formula: "Taishang Laojun, hurry up and command, get up!"

The fortune teller said "rise" in a strong voice, and almost at the moment when the words fell, the paper burned by the flames quickly floated into the air as it burned out.

Ashes and sparks that were not completely extinguished instantly rose into the air at a very fast speed, and Zheng He was stunned.

Holy crap! It actually ‘rose’!!
Zheng He looked up at the floating ashes and couldn't help but sigh that the master was indeed a master! It actually rose into the air!
[Damn! It really floated up! Zheng He was really lucky this time. He didn't get cheated and met a real master!]

[No kidding, this is so fantastical that it would take three episodes of Approaching Science.]

【Master, please accept my knee! 】

Just as netizens were admiring the master's operation, Zheng He's live broadcast room suddenly turned black.

Zheng He’s live broadcast room was blocked again.

The reason is the promotion of superstitious activities.

At this time, Zheng He didn't know that his live broadcast room had been blocked.

He just felt that he had really met a master. Not only that, the master was free and also saved him a lot of money.

His luck is about to change! Chen Xixi can just wait for bad luck!
The fortune-teller muttered a few more words that Zheng He couldn't understand. After a moment's silence, he turned to Zheng He and said, "I have finished the spell, but the process is not yet complete. It will be considered successful after 24 hours. So you can't use your sincerity now. You need to wait 24 hours before you can open it. If you open it before then, your fate-changing talisman will not work."

Twenty-four hours? Spells have a time limit?
(End of this chapter)