Participating in a money-saving variety show, I became famous on the Internet by being stingy
Chapter 256: Zheng He is invincible?
Chapter 256: Zheng He is invincible?
Chen Xixi looked at the four boxes of condoms on the table and inexplicably felt that they were particularly hot. Not only were they hot to her hands, but also to her face, so she couldn't reach out to take them.
She has been getting things for free for so many years that it has become a dead end.
She used to never feel ashamed no matter how strangely she looked at others at various free activities, but now, she felt ashamed, and these four boxes of gadgets finally touched her bottom line of shamelessness.
The key point is that if she came to pick it up herself, she wouldn't feel so ashamed.
She came with a man she didn’t know well, and she just told the man that no matter what they got, they could use it…
My goodness, she has put herself in the spotlight.
I really want to find a crack in the ground to squeeze Zhou Jinyuan in, so that she won’t be so embarrassed!
She suddenly remembered what the elder sister had said just now, 'it's a matter of human life and death', it really is a matter of human life and death!
[You can’t just take advantage of others, right? Chen Xiaokou has learned his lesson this time, hahaha! ]
[Help! I'm already starting to feel embarrassed for Xixi...]
[Yes! Why can’t I use it? Now go back and put the double bed together, and use it without any worries! ]
[My mouth corners are already curled up, hurry up and use it! There are four boxes, use it boldly! Use it up in seven days! I believe Mr. Zhou has the ability to do it! ]
[Can you be more reserved? Don’t you have anyone you care about online? ]
[The guy above, why do you think I go online? I go online just to go crazy! ]
When the staff of the village committee saw the talented man and beautiful woman, their eyes became starry and they blushed, which was rare.
If they were acquaintances in the village, everyone would have cheered for them, but unfortunately they looked unfamiliar, and I didn't know whose girl and eldest son they were. They were so good-looking, and they looked very well matched. Just looking at them made people excited and want to have sex.
Chen Xixi stroked his brow and tried his best to ignore the looks of the staff and Zhou Jinyuan's teasing.
Then she reached over and started to hide the four damn boxes in her bag.
She wanted to walk out quickly, pretending that this had never happened, as if she had never been there.
But before her hand could touch the box, a large, bony hand grabbed her wrist, then let go of her and took the four boxes of family planning products.
Under the gaze of everyone in the office, Zhou Jinyuan frankly put the thing into his trouser pocket without any embarrassment on his face.
He looked at the person in charge of distributing the items, and raised the corners of his lips slightly: "Thank you."
After Zhou Jinyuan thanked him, he glanced at Chen Xixi who was still a little dazed, "Are you not leaving yet?"
Chen Xixi came to her senses and followed Zhou Jinyuan out of the village committee. She looked up at the sky, then at the corn fields on both sides, but she didn't look at Zhou Jinyuan.
Whenever she saw Zhou Jinyuan now, she would remember what she had just said.
Fortunately, Zhou Jinyuan did not discuss this matter too much along the way, which saved her some face.
The two walked to the small square in the village together, and it was just time to meet.
Zheng He looked at Chen Xixi and Zhou Jinyuan and asked curiously, "What were you doing just now?"
Just now, after notifying all the guests, he was bored so he just wandered around to see if he could get something to eat. Then he found that Chen Xixi and Zhou Jinyuan went to the village committee. When they came out, Chen Xixi's expression was a bit strange.
Chen Xixi didn't want to mention it, "Nothing."
But Zheng He was a thick-skinned man. He saw that Chen Xixi didn't want to mention it, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity.
When had Chen Xixi ever shown such a hopeless expression? Zheng He felt that something big must have happened just now, and this big thing made Chen Xixi very embarrassed. Of course, Chen Xixi's embarrassing things were what made him happy.
Zheng He wanted to see the joke, so he pretended to be concerned and asked, "Tell me what you want to say. Is there anything you can't say? Have you encountered any difficulties? Tell us and we can help you think of a solution together!"
Think of a way? Chen Xixi felt that Zheng He just wanted to make fun of her!
Chen Xixi crossed her arms over her chest and chuckled, "Since you are so curious, I can tell you. In fact, we just went to participate in a free event."
"Free activity?!" Zheng He's eyes suddenly widened, and he even raised his voice unconsciously.
Chen Xixi smiled and nodded: "Yes, yes, it is a free event."
Zheng He didn't ask any more questions.
The activities that Chen Xixi participates in must be reliable!
He's going to attend right now!
But before he could leave, Zhou Jinyuan, who was standing next to Chen Xixi, took out a small box from his suit trouser pocket and shook it in front of him.
Zhou Jinyuan's tone was filled with a hint of mockery: "You can't use it even if you get it."
Zheng He, who was diagnosed with necrospermia, covered his heart with his hands in pain: "!!!"
He glanced at Chen Xixi, who looked like she had succeeded in her cunning scheme, and then at Zhou Jinyuan, who was finishing off the opponent...
Murder, murder! In broad daylight, is there any law?
"I even saved money!" Zheng He turned his head away angrily, took a step forward, and stood as far away from Chen Xixi and Zhou Jinyuan as possible.
These two people are poisonous, he needs to stay away from them now!
Han Qianyi and Wan Chen on the other side couldn't help laughing out loud. The other two groups of guests hadn't watched much money-saving variety shows, so they didn't quite understand what they were laughing at, but many netizens understood it very well.
[Hahahaha! Zheng He, why did you come closer? Are you asking for trouble? Hahaha! ]
[It is really useless to use that thing for necrospermia, after all, there is no way to avoid pregnancy:)]
[Mr. Zhou’s stimulation is just too good hahaha! ]
[Ahhhhh! Who understands, my family, Mr. Zhou is really so doting. I feel like I have material for my dreams tonight! ]
Seeing that everyone was present, Qian Yue began to announce the latest tasks.
He took out ten cloth bags and distributed them to the guests. "You will put your score cards into these bags and then play hide-and-seek. In this game, you can choose to hide your existing score cards until the end of the game, or you can choose not to hide and compete directly for other guests' score cards."
"This game is great!" Zheng He's depressed mood suddenly improved.
He is penniless now, and his bare feet are not afraid of those wearing shoes. He will be robbed in a moment!
But people like Chen Xixi who have points should be careful!
He should be considered invincible in this game now!
Zheng He couldn't help but brag to Hu Yun, "Look, this is luck. Using up all your points has its benefits! Even if they had points, wouldn't they still be worried? We now have absolute control. Just wait and see how I snatch all their points!"
Hu Yun sneered: "Let's talk about it if we can snatch it. Do you dare to snatch it from Mr. Zhou's hands?"
Zheng He was silent for two seconds, then said stubbornly, "There is no distinction between status and position in the game, and I won't deal with him. What's there to be afraid of? Besides, it's just a game, and someone like him shouldn't be too poor to play it, right?"
The words have been spoken, he can't just brag in front of the beauty and then back off, right? That would be too embarrassing!
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