Participating in a money-saving variety show, I became famous on the Internet by being stingy
Chapter 51: Use water for free!
Chapter 51: Use water for free!
Village committee.
Several villagers stood in the office and pointed at Zheng He, saying angrily: "Director, this guy was holding a plastic bag and trying to steal melons in the field, and we caught him!"
Zheng He showed them the plastic bag in his hand and quickly argued: "I was just passing by! My plastic bag was left over from packing food for a banquet. It was not a weapon used in the crime!"
When he came back from the banquet just now, he noticed a large watermelon field on the side of the road.
In fact, he also came from this road, but he was so hungry that he almost eats man, so he didn't notice the watermelon field.
After noticing the watermelon field, he walked into the field with a plastic bag. Well, he admitted that he did have some bad intentions at that time.
Ever since he appeared on this weird money-saving variety show, he has never tasted what fruit tastes like again.
Seeing it now, it would be a lie to say I wasn’t greedy at all.
So he looked around, crouched down stealthily in the melon field, and just when he was about to reach out to touch a melon that looked delicious, he was caught by a villager who had just emerged from the greenhouse!
One of the villagers looked righteous and refused to believe Zheng He. He pointed at Zheng He's nose and said angrily, "I think he is sneaking around just to steal the melons!"
Zheng He said stubbornly, "No! I just saw that the melons were growing well, so I went over to take a look! If you don't believe me, go to the melon field now and see that the melons are growing well in the field. I didn't even touch them! Also, you said I stole the melons, do you have any evidence?"
Another villager ignored Zheng He's excuses and pointed at him, adding: "Not only did he want to steal the melons, I also saw him sneaking around the vegetable fields before, and I think he wanted to steal the vegetables too!"
[I have rarely heard of the term "stealing vegetables" since I stopped playing FarmVille...]
[Zheng He is so stupid! How could he steal melons? ]
[Han Qianyi and Zheng Hezhen, one stole watermelons and the other stole cosmetics. How did the program team choose these two weirdos from a bunch of normal people? ]
[I guess I was so greedy that I couldn’t control myself…]
[This show is really good at selecting people. There are only five guests, and they are all unique and special.]
[I feel like Wan Chen is the most normal person on this show.]
In the end, the villagers could not produce any evidence, and Zheng He refused to admit it. The case of stealing vegetables and melons came to an end after the program team stepped in to mediate.
Qian Yue sighed after leaving the village committee, turned around and looked at Zheng He who was following behind him with a righteous look, "Do you know how famous you are on the Internet now?"
Zheng He felt good about himself: "Isn't this normal? I'm so handsome and I do live broadcasts every day. Is it abnormal to be famous?"
Qian Yue sneered, "You're dreaming! Let me tell you, you are now the focus of police attention. All the official Weibo platforms are now using you as a living example for propaganda and education. You should do less evil things in the future! If you continue like this, I'm really afraid that you will go to jail and step on the sewing machine."
First he recruited people for a pyramid scheme, then he threatened to rob, and now he's trying to steal melons and vegetables. Each and every one of these things seems so predictable.
Now people on the Internet are saying that Zheng He has great potential to go to jail, and are urging the police to investigate Zheng He more.
Qian Yue looked at him again and continued, "The key is that it doesn't matter if you operate the sewing machine. By then, our entire production team will have worked in vain because of you, an amateur with a bad record!"
Zheng He frowned and explained: "This is all a misunderstanding. My ancestors were all good people. I would never do something illegal like that."
"You'd better do this, kid." Qian Yue didn't know what means Zheng He used to get the director to agree to let him go on the show. It was really incomprehensible.
[Hahaha! I've heard of bad artists, but this is the first time I've heard of bad amateurs! ]
[I am not sure whether Zheng He's ancestors were good citizens, but Zheng He really does not look like a good citizen.]
[Zheng He was caught stealing melons and vegetables, Han Qianyi stole cosmetics and her face became swollen like a braised pig's head. Their day was too dramatic. Could it be a script? ]
[I feel like the script isn’t even this exciting hahaha! ]
the other side.
After finishing her meal, Chen Xixi placed the remaining dishes in a cool place, then went out to see Han Qianyi standing outside. She took the initiative to ask, "Are you feeling better after washing your face?"
Han Qianyi covered her face with both hands, avoiding the live camera, and answered in a muffled voice: "It's still a little itchy."
When she was standing in the room just now, Chen Xixi said that if she didn't go out, he would charge her for the mineral water.
She was afraid that Chen Xixi would ask her for money, so she didn't dare go into the house until she had washed her face. She just stood obediently in the yard with her face covered.
At the same time, I also felt very regretful for secretly using Chen Xixi's cosmetics.
Otherwise she wouldn't be disfigured.
Chen Xixi lazily leaned against the door frame with her arms folded across her chest. "Let's wait and see. If it still doesn't work, let's go to the hospital."
"okay."
Chen Xixi raised an eyebrow, "Aren't you going into the house?"
Han Qianyi slowly turned to look at Chen Xixi and asked in a low voice: "Will you take my money?"
"No." Chen Xixi suddenly smiled: "But you have to help me do something later."
Han Qianyi knew that the stingy Chen Xixi would never be so kind as to give her a bottle of mineral water for free.
There must be a demon in the abnormal situation!
Chen Xixi was about to turn around and go back to the house when she thought of something and turned back to look at Han Qianyi and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not negotiating with you because of that bottle of mineral water. I'm asking you to pay off your debt and use my cosmetics."
There is always a price to pay for stealing her cosmetics. If Han Qianyi gets away with it so easily, I'm afraid she will do something even more outrageous next time.
When you are in the world, you must never be a soft persimmon and you must not let anyone target you easily.
Han Qianyi frowned, "I won't pursue the matter of allergies!"
Chen Xixi didn't indulge her either, "You are right? Go and hold me accountable. And pay me for the mineral water."
I am not in the right and I don't want to pay for the mineral water.
Han Qianyi said nothing, just walked into the house.
[Oh my god! Is Han Qianyi wearing no makeup now? How come she looks like a different person? She doesn't look as good as before.]
[She wasn't like this before when she was in the dormitory without makeup? ]
[Is it possible that I was just pretending to be natural before…]
[I thought Chen Xixi was so kind as to give Han Qianyi a bottle of mineral water for free, but I didn't expect Chen Xixi had already made up his mind.]
[Just now I wanted to say that Chen Xixi was a little too kind. Han Qianyi stole Chen Xixi's cosmetics first and then turned the tables on her. Chen Xixi was so good-tempered that she didn't pursue the matter. I never expected that I was overthinking. Chen Xixi really can't stand any loss. ]
After a while, the allergic symptoms on Han Qianyi's face gradually subsided. Chen Xixi got a large plastic bucket from somewhere and placed it in front of Han Qianyi.
Chen Xixi raised the corners of his lips slightly: "Go get some water."
She just happened to be in need of a laborer, and Han Qianyi's head came at the right time.
Han Qianyi looked confused: "Where can we get water? We haven't paid the water bill..."
(End of this chapter)
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