Participating in a money-saving variety show, I became famous on the Internet by being stingy
Chapter 65: Killing the Pig for Free!
Chapter 65: Killing the Pig for Free!
When Qian Yue saw Zheng He happily doggy paddling in the river wearing only his shorts, he immediately understood what was going on.
Qian Yue yelled at Zheng He, "Can't you put on some clothes?"
Zheng He raised his hand and wiped his face: "Who takes a shower with clothes on?"
Qian Yue: “.” He couldn’t find any reason to refute.
Qian Yue: "Then why don't you turn off the live camera? Who is a good person who broadcasts taking a shower live?"
? Did he not care? Did he really not care?
Zheng He slapped his head and quickly dived into the river. Wasn't he the first person on the entire internet to broadcast a bath live?
"Damn! I forgot!" Zheng He felt as if his heart was being cut by a knife. "Hurry up and turn it off for me!"
Qian Yue smiled slightly: "You don't have to shut it down now, it has been blocked. You are free, young man, continue to take a shower."
Qian Yue turned around and was about to leave when he thought of something and turned back and said, "Oh, by the way! Just a reminder, your happy doggy paddling video will probably be circulated repeatedly on the Internet in the next few days, so be prepared."
Zheng He suddenly felt as if the sky had fallen...
After Qian Yue walked away, he looked up at the sky, and then a miserable cry broke the calm river surface.
Or let his life end here...
No! He hasn't lived long enough. His family still has a demolition payment and a barbecue restaurant waiting for him to inherit. He has never been in a relationship...
It doesn't matter, life passes quickly...
……
After a simple wash, Chen Xixi changed her clothes.
She folded the clothes she had taken off neatly and placed them on the edge of the kang, picked up the black-screen mobile phone beside her, and tapped the screen lightly with her fingertips.
The screen is not lit.
She hasn't gotten used to life without a battery on her phone.
I can’t wash my clothes, my phone can’t be charged, and I can’t eat without having a full meal. Life is really miserable…
Even though she had money, she couldn't spend it until the game was over.
Otherwise, she might be overtaken by others at any time.
Chen Xixi put the phone in his pocket, got up and went out.
"You really live here!"
A brisk and cheerful male voice came from beside her. She turned her head and saw a yellow-haired boy standing there.
It looked familiar, and after two seconds, she remembered it.
It was the boy she replaced when playing mahjong last night.
The boy was still wearing the same outfit as yesterday, tight pants, a white T-shirt, loafers, blond hair, and a small tattoo on his arm.
He was dressed like a middle school student.
Chen Xixi looked at him suspiciously, "What's wrong?"
The yellow-haired boy grinned, his eyes shining with admiration, "I saw you playing really well yesterday, I want to learn from you!"
Chen Xixi frowned slightly: "I don't accept disciples."
She couldn't teach people how to play mahjong, as this would mislead the students.
The yellow-haired boy refused to give up: "I can pay the tuition!"
"That won't work either." Chen Xixi refused.
Putting aside the issues of principle, the program team does not allow her to work to earn money. Collecting tuition fees is considered labor income, and she cannot do anything that violates the program regulations.
The yellow-haired boy was rejected, but he was not discouraged. He followed Chen Xixi and said with a smile: "It's okay if it's inconvenient. It's okay to be friends, right?"
As Chen Xixi walked toward the intersection, he asked, "How did you know I live here?"
"Don't mention a grown man like you. Even if someone has a new dog, you can find out by just asking around." There was nothing wrong with what he said, but Chen Xixi didn't like it.
Chen Xixi: "Then do you know where there are free activities?"
“Free activities?” Huang Mao frowned and tried to recall. “Except for a free fishing event at a fish pond a few days ago, there seems to be no other free activities. There are almost no free activities in our village.”
Chen Xixi just thought, forget it, it's useless to ask, the yellow-haired boy said, "But I know that Lao Wang's family is going to kill a pig today, and they will have a pig-killing dinner."
Pig-killing meal?
This is great!
[Hahahaha! After this yellow-haired guy talked about the pig-killing meal, I felt that Chen Xixi's eyes got several circles bigger, hahaha! ]
[The pig-killing meal is good, but can Chen Xixi go and eat it? ]
[I don't think it's a big problem. Xiao Huang can take her there! ]
Chen Xixi also thought that maybe she could have a meal with the yellow-haired boy in front of her, so she stopped, turned around and asked, "Do you know Lao Wang?"
"There's no one in this village that I don't know, but I just don't know them very well."
That still depends on herself.
"Can you tell me where Lao Wang's house is?"
The yellow-haired boy immediately said: "I can take you there."
Before the two of them took a few steps, a slender figure came towards them.
Jin Cheng glanced at the yellow-haired boy following Chen Xixi and asked, "Who is he?"
Chen Xixi said calmly: "A friend I just met."
Jin Cheng looked at the yellow-haired boy and then said "Oh".
Chen Xixi has other younger brothers around him now. The person who was the best to him on the show now has to be nice to his other brothers too. Thinking of this, he felt a little depressed.
Besides, the boy doesn't look like a serious person.
No, he had to follow Chen Xixi to prevent that yellow-haired boy from bullying Chen Xixi.
The yellow-haired boy took Chen Xixi to Lao Wang's house. Chen Xixi saw that Lao Wang's family had not started slaughtering the pig yet.
At this time, a man in his forties came out of the pigpen next to him. Chen Xixi immediately walked into the yard and asked, "Brother, do you need help with slaughtering pigs? I can help."
The man glanced at her. The girl in front of him looked well-behaved and sensible, with delicate skin and a petite figure. He couldn't help but laugh: "You? It's not that I look down on you, but you can't even eat a few bites even if I help you eat."
Facing the man's doubts, Chen Xixi was not unhappy. Instead, she smiled and said, "But if I can help, can you let me eat whatever I want?"
At first the man thought that this unfamiliar girl was here just to get a free meal at the pig slaughtering party, but he didn't expect that the girl seemed to be talking to him about it quite seriously.
His family was indeed short of people to slaughter pigs, but he still felt it was a bit funny to ask this little girl to help.
He saw two boys following Chen Xixi, so he said, "Well, the three of you come and help, and then stay together to eat the pig-killing meal!"
For the sake of these two guys, he considered it as giving the girl a bite.
Jin Cheng didn't know how he was chosen by the eldest brother. Didn't he look like he had a talent for killing pigs? And that thing was smelly and dirty, he really couldn't accept it.
Jin Cheng touched the tip of his nose and discussed unconfidently: "Help me kill the pig... Can I choose to help me eat it?"
[Hahaha, Jin Cheng is not stupid at all! Chen Xixi knew to help and then stayed for dinner. He didn't want to do any work and just wanted to eat for free!]
[Did I hear correctly? Chen Xixi wants to help kill the pig? Can she do it? ]
【Killing a pig is not something that ordinary people can do. 】
[Yes, without some skills and strength, ordinary people can't do it. ]
[Did Chen Xixi deliberately deceive the honest rural people just to get a free meal? Isn't this too much? ]
[Chen Xixi is really just trying to get something for free. She dares to brag about anything. The key is that she doesn't say anything reliable. I feel embarrassed just watching her.]
(End of this chapter)
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