Participating in a money-saving variety show, I became famous on the Internet by being stingy
Chapter 70: Does this sister want to be Jin Cheng’s aunt?
Chapter 70: Does this sister want to be Jin Cheng’s aunt?
Jin Cheng originally didn't want to complete the task of taking over the conversation because he thought this behavior was really stupid, but Chen Xixi's answer was really cool.
That's why he couldn't help but want to complete this task.
Even netizens couldn't help but follow with a row of 666.
[Jin Cheng picked up the 666 at a good time, hahaha! ]
[Hahahaha! Chen Xixi's answer is so cool! ]
[Hahaha, I can save myself 30 or 40 years of detours. Chen Xixi is the one who came up with this idea! ]
[There is nothing wrong with what Chen Xixi said! From today on, I will also avoid taking 30 or 40 years of detours. I will live the life of Chen Xixi, spend frugally, work hard to make money, strive to achieve financial freedom as soon as possible, and live a wonderful retirement life in advance! ]
[Is this netizen trying to embarrass Chen Xixi? After all, I don’t think it’s a good metaphor to say that a young person is like a 50- or 60-year-old woman.]
[The above commenter, you are over-interpreting this, right? After all, Chen Xixi's way of saving money is really like that of a 50- or 60-year-old aunt.]
"Good answer." Qian Yue looked at Chen Xixi and nodded with satisfaction.
Qian Yue then asked the second question: "The second question is for Zheng He. This netizen asked: Why do you always go to the police station?"
Zheng He: “.” He also wanted to know this question, why was he the one who got hurt every time?
Zheng He felt that he had to explain this issue in detail.
The reason why he has attracted the attention of the police now is probably because of the problems he had in the past.
He really doesn't have the courage to do anything illegal!
Zheng He straightened his collar and was about to speak when Han Qianyi raised his hand first to answer: "I know this question! Because he has a talent for going to jail!"
Jin Cheng: “666.” He had to give Han Qianyi a 6 for this one.
[Hahahaha, why do I feel like Jin Cheng said 666 in a way that makes him look like a hermaphrodite?]
[Jin Cheng's 666 really has a sense of atmosphere that comes with it, hahaha! ]
She had seen netizens say the same thing online before, so she felt that this must be the correct answer and would definitely satisfy netizens.
Zheng He: "." Are you answering for me? Are you helping me to prove my guilt?
Han Qianyi ignored Zheng He's cold gaze and continued to look at Qian Yue anxiously and said, "I have successfully answered a question, right?"
Jin Cheng: “666.” Since he had already said it twice, he might as well say it ten times. After all, he still had one dollar. And he felt that 10 was not that difficult to say, so he just thought of himself as a robot that could only say 666.
Qian Yue suddenly smiled and looked at Han Qianyi with some appreciation: "You are very smart. You have learned how to answer quickly."
Han Qianyi's cheeks turned red when Qian Yue praised her. She smiled shyly and was about to ask if she could get an extra point. But the next second, she heard Qian Yue ruthlessly say, "But this doesn't count."
Han Qianyi: "Why?"
Jin Cheng: “666.”
Qian Yue: "Because this is not a question to you, your answer certainly cannot be considered successful. Only when it is a question to you personally can your answer be considered successful."
Han Qianyi curled his lips in disappointment.
She had originally thought that answering the questions quickly would not only earn her extra points, but would also allow her to grab the spotlight and gain a sense of presence. However, the idea of answering the questions quickly simply didn't work.
It seems that she still needs to find other ways to get extra points.
[Pfft! Is Han Qianyi trying to make me laugh to death? Hahahaha, before Zheng He even opened his mouth, she already knew how to answer first, and her answer made Zheng He sweat profusely! ]
[Han Qianyi is quite smart. Although answering the question quickly won't add any extra points, it at least proves that Han Qianyi is really starting to use his brain to play the game.]
[I feel that Zheng He always goes to the police station for the sake of the show effect. After all, in real life, who can go to the police station so frequently? ]
After Qian Yue answered Han Qianyi, he turned his attention to Zheng He, "You continue to answer."
Zheng He gloated at Han Qianyi, then retracted his gaze and looked at the live camera, revealing a very solemn look and said seriously: "I need to explain this. The first time I went to the police station was because I was deceived by a pyramid scheme organization. The second time I went to the police station was because my mobile phone was stolen by a thief, and the third time I went to the police station was because I took a black car by mistake.
As for the fourth time, I was just a little greedy and wanted to win, so I was taken away accidentally.
There are reasons for all of this. I was not arrested by the police because I deliberately challenged the bottom line of the law. Brothers, please clarify this for me. Stop spreading rumors that I have a talent for going to jail. I am really a good citizen!"
Jin Cheng sneered: "666."
Zheng He immediately turned his head and glanced at Jin Cheng. Suddenly he felt annoyed. What was going on with Jin Cheng's 666?
[Jin Cheng's 666 is really sounding more and more weird, haha! ]
[It sounds like Zheng He is also unlucky. Damn! Why do I feel a little bit sympathetic towards this stingy guy who always wants to get free sex from other guests? ]
[This guy is not trying to whitewash himself, so he wants to brainwash us! ]
[I can only say that Zheng He has some cleverness, but not much.]
[I think, is it possible that he is just stupid? He has no talent for going to jail? ]
【Let's just say that based on what he said above, I think even if he committed a crime, he doesn't know why. So everyone should stop wrongly accusing him and saying that he has the potential to go to jail. 】
[The above is right! ]
Although Zheng He's explanation cleared him of the suspicion of being a dangerous element, his IQ plummeted in the eyes of netizens.
If Zheng He knew that this is what netizens were thinking of him at the moment, he would probably immediately withdraw the long explanation he just gave.
After all, no one wants others to think that they are a person with low IQ.
After listening to Zheng He's answer, Qian Yue nodded slowly and continued to ask the third question: "The third question is for Jin Cheng. This netizen wants to ask you, what is your uncle's contact information?"
After Qian Yue finished reading it, he seemed to feel that he had read the wrong word?
He frowned and looked at it several times before making sure that he was not mistaken.
[Hahaha, which little genius asked this question? I'm really impressed by you guys! ]
[Because Jin Cheng always said that his uncle is handsome and rich, so this sister wants to be Jin Cheng's aunt, right? Hahaha! ]
[Based on my many years of experience in reading novels, if you can't get your uncle, you can first try to get his silly nephew. After being abandoned by his nephew, you can hook up with this uncle and fight back, and then live a happy life with him! ]
Jin Cheng: “???”
He is participating in the show, but netizens are paying attention to his uncle?
Jin Cheng said expressionlessly: "I can't say."
After Jin Cheng answered, Qian Yue did not speak immediately. Instead, he waited for about ten seconds before Qian Yue said with a sly smile: "Jin Cheng, deduct one dollar!"
Jin Cheng was silent for two seconds before reacting: "I have to answer 666 after I finish speaking?"
Qian Yue: "Yes, after every guest speaks, you have to say 666. You are also a guest, so you should be included."
Jin Cheng was speechless. Wouldn't it be in vain that the five 666s he said before were all in vain?
Qian Yue saw that Jin Cheng didn't say anything, so he continued, "You didn't answer it just now, so I'll deduct another dollar."
Jin Chengsheng smiled helplessly: "666."
It's just such a small amount of money, and you still deduct it!
Two dollars are gone, and Jin Cheng has one dollar left.
Qian Yue took Jin Cheng's money and started to ask the next question, "The fourth question is for Chen Xixi. This netizen asked: The reason you don't want to fall in love is because you have someone you like in your heart?"
Thank you for your support and votes, my dears~
(End of this chapter)
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