Baby God: Make a wish for me?
Chapter 3 I am a God who always answers every request
Chapter 3 I am a God who always answers every request
This call came at such a coincidence.
Zhang Tian just shared with netizens the story of making a wish for his own little god.
Then a strange phone call came in.
And he even asked to give him a wife.
Zhang Tian was completely confused.
Wife, can this thing be delivered to me?
This phone call.
Didn't avoid the live broadcast room.
Netizens are just watching the fun and enjoying the event.
They were all waiting to eat the melon.
Zhang Tian was very depressed and asked directly, "Brother, did you call the wrong number? I'm not married yet and I don't have a partner. I'm a single dog. How can I have a wife?"
The other side was also confused.
"Oh, that's right, the phone number is yours, and the name is... called... Hangzhou Daniel Wu?"
"Well, it's me indeed!"
"Then what are you talking about? Wait, I'll bring it to you right away!"
The big brother on the opposite side also has a bad temper.
He hung up the phone cleanly and directly.
This left Zhang Tian confused.
The number is his number and the name is also his online name.
He took a photo of his handsome appearance with his mobile phone camera and said, "Yes, I am Daniel Wu from Hangzhou. I didn't call the wrong number..."
That's what I said.
It made netizens laugh.
"Okay, okay, you're Daniel Wu, right? Quickly answer the phone, this is Hu Ge!"
“I’m Eddie Peng!”
After two and a half minutes of discussion.
Zhang Tian finally saw a comment with high IQ.
“Could it be something you bought online?”
Zhang Tian suddenly realized what was going on. He opened his Taobao and Pinxixi apps, but found no purchase records.
Then he called his father and asked him.
It turned out that the other party didn't buy anything either.
This confused Zhang Tian.
He had a vague guess in his mind.
Is it a wish I made?
Before Zhang Tian could think about it carefully, he saw the courier boy driving over on a three-wheeler, and he was too lazy to think about it anymore.
Directly speaking to netizens.
"Family, there's no need to guess. The hardworking courier has already delivered the package. We'll ask and we'll know what it is."
"Let's cosplay an unboxing party today!"
“Just treat it as opening a blind box!”
"I just don't believe that my luck is so bad that shit can come out!"
While talking.
The courier boy had already arrived and waved from afar, "Hey, Hangzhou Daniel Wu, your package has arrived."
"I'm coming."
Zhang Tian ran over with small steps, his eyes full of curiosity, "Brother, where did this package come from? I didn't buy anything."
He wanted to find out more.
Who sent it to him?
Unexpectedly, the courier gave him a strange look, then revealed an expression of sudden enlightenment, "I understand, I understand, these are the rules of the industry, you don't have to act, I'm very tight-lipped, I won't say anything."
Then he looked around.
He whispered to Zhang Tian, "You have little experience in shopping, so I advise you to change the delivery address to a farther place next time. It would be better to change it to the next village, otherwise..."
The courier looked at the extremely conspicuous Taoist temple behind Zhang Tian, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, "Alas, working here is really lonely, and I really need a wife to take care of me. Young people have a bad temper, I understand, I understand!"
As soon as these words came out.
Zhang Tian felt like he was struck by lightning.
Standing there in a daze.
Although I didn't see anything.
But from the courier boy's expression and eyes, all men can understand.
Zhang Tian already understood what the other person meant by wife.
I just wanted to fall asleep.
Comments during the live broadcast at this time.
Everyone put up a question mark.
Then the screen was filled with hahaha.
“The anchor is a real man!”
"I thought the anchor was so brave that he dared to bring back a wife, but I didn't expect it was that wife, hahahaha."
"Loneliness is looking for my sister, what's the fun in using a cup?"
"666!"
"Sister Pian, get out of here, go back to work, and be more serious when acting. You have no professionalism at all."
"Host, I've given you a tip, please open the box quickly."
Zhang Tian didn't even dare to read the comments.
His mind was still racing at this moment, still wanting to make a comeback.
He said with a righteous look on his face, "Courier, I have something I want to tell you. Actually, this courier..."
He wanted to say that he didn't buy it.
But he didn't wait for him to finish.
The box was already dropped in front of him.
The other party had already driven away, and even made a gesture to him with a deep smile, "Brother, listen to my advice, when you are young you don't know the value of anything, when you are old you will cry for nothing!"
"I have a friend who used to like buying this, but later on, he was kicked out by his wife."
"If you feel uncomfortable, I have medicine, a unique prescription, which is very effective and can be effective immediately, within two hours at a time!"
"Goodbye, and have fun!"
The young man is indeed a down-to-earth person.
There wasn't even a five-star review, they just turned around and left happily.
Only Zhang Tian, disheveled in the wind, was left.
He looked at the box in front of him tremblingly, not knowing whether to take it or not.
To open or not to open.
If not open.
He jumped into the Yellow River!
If open.
He just jumped into the Yellow River!
No matter what choice you make, you will not be able to clear yourself and will end up in social disgrace.
Zhang Tian has even thought about tomorrow's news, as well as the videos that will be forwarded in QQ groups and Moments.
"Shocking! A certain college student was so thirsty that he actually did such a thing..."
But Zhang Tian.
Still want to fight to the death.
What if the box doesn’t contain my wife?
It’s wife cake!
So Zhang Tian gritted his teeth and said nonsense seriously, "You heard it wrong. There is no wife in it, but wife cake. If you don't believe me, I will open it and show you now."
So he gritted his teeth.
Point the camera at the box.
Then the shaking hands.
Slowly opened the box.
As the things inside slowly opened.
The originally lively live broadcast room.
Disappeared in an instant.
It seemed as if I was plunged into silence.
And three seconds later.
Countless barrages of comments came one after another.
It's all hahaha.
Just as they expected, it was also the situation that Zhang Tian least wanted.
In that box.
It turned out to be a life-size Medusa fan pillow.
And also gave away two Holy Grails!!
On top of the huge justice of the pillow.
There are eight more characters.
"Hangzhou Daniel Wu's special edition!"
Zhang Tian felt a darkness before his eyes, and he wished he could fall into a pit and never get up again.
Let him die!
And just then.
He heard a voice behind him that made him even more desperate.
"Hey, son, what did you buy for delivery again, uh, huh???"
Zhang Tian’s father stared at the things in the box with a dull look, then silently unbuttoned his pants and pulled out the Seven Wolves belt.
The teeth were grinding.
"Grandma's!"
"You little dog are really good at playing around!!"
"I'll beat you to death!!"
comes with it.
Only Zhang Tian...
"what!!!!!"
……
In Taoist temple.
Chu Xuan was still enjoying the burning incense, patting his belly happily.
You didn’t say whether you want a real wife?
A paper wife is also called a wife.
If you want to live.
I can also change it for you.
Do Indian lizards like it?
Oh, I am such a good god!
(End of this chapter)
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