Baby God: Make a wish for me?

Chapter 42: The Imperial Household Chief? A real eunuch!

The next morning.

The father, who got up early to eat, was shocked when he saw Zhang Tian’s extremely ugly expression.

"Wow, my dear son, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Tian: …

He looked as if his parents had died, his eyes were empty, and he said darkly, "Dad, I think I saw a ghost!"

It's more than just seeing a ghost.

And it was a huge ghost!
Last night, he discovered that the URLs and short videos he had collected for many years had inexplicably disappeared.

Not to mention those small games that are restricted for adults only.

He himself was confused.

The phone was clearly in his hand and no one gave it to him. Why did this happen?

Zhang Tian didn't have time to think. He followed the original path and went online to climb over the firewall, but he felt like something weird had happened.

No matter how he climbs over the wall.

I just can't find anything sexy.

Memorize the URL.

It always fails to refresh.

He searched the entire Internet, and he was using the most powerful UC browser, but there was no website, not even any erotic novels.

Damn it.

It's absolutely hell!
For a moment.

Zhang Tian was so angry that he wanted to just bang his head against the wall and die.

He didn't think about Chu Xuan. After all, he didn't think Chu Xuan would do such a boring thing. He was not stupid enough to make a wish in front of him, to be healthy in body and mind, to become a sage or something like that.

Facing Zhang Tian’s depressed speech.

The old man couldn't understand. "What nonsense are you talking about so early in the morning? As a future god's messenger, you actually think there are ghosts in this world. Don't you feel ashamed?"

"Oh, Lao Deng, you don't even understand this. You have been eliminated by the times!"

Zhang Tian waved his hand.

I'm too lazy to continue talking to my dad.

He left a sentence, "I am going to burn incense to Chu Xuanshen."

He immediately blocked his father's mouth.

After all, after going through so many things, everyone in their family knew how lucky they were to have invited such a great god.

It must be offered with sincerity.

There is no room for error.

Zhang Tian went up the mountain in a depressed mood, and he had made up his mind that after he went up the mountain, he would pay his respects to the God Chu Xuan.

Get rid of bad luck.

Is there anyone in the world more unlucky than him?

Used uc.

Can't find one that's sexy.

How miserable!

Zhang Tian sincerely burned incense and offered sacrifices in front of Chu Xuan's statue, completely unaware that Chu Xuan had a meaningful expression on his face at this moment.

Young man.

I'm doing this for your own good.

After all, there is a saying.

When you are young, you don’t know how precious xx is, and when you are old, all your tears will be in vain

Do you think today is bad luck?
But don't know.

Today is just the beginning of the nightmare!
Hahaha!
Chu Xuan was a little proud. He had already experienced the power and fun of his new abilities.

So he began to focus his attention on the pilgrims coming and going.

Hope to find a suitable one.

But it can get his attention.

Not many.

Until a person appears!
【Name: Lu Zi.】

[Age: 16 years old. 】

【Occupation: High school student on vacation. 】

【Sin value: 19,900.】

[Merit: 36. 】

Chu Xuan was surprised to see that the other person was so young but had committed so many sins.

Is it the high school students nowadays?

Can I also go online?

Is he an expert in weightlifting like Zhang Tian?

But when he saw the source of the other party's sin value, he fell silent.

At the same time, Zhang Tian, ​​who interacted with netizens in the live broadcast room on a daily basis, also noticed the somewhat different pilgrim in front of him.

Because of other pilgrims.

They all line up there to buy incense.

As for the young man, he kept pacing back and forth in front of the statue. He seemed very hesitant, with his hands in his pockets. It was unknown what he was thinking about.

"Hello, are you here to make a wish?"

Zhang Tian took the initiative to say hello, "I am the messenger of Chu Xuan God. You can tell me in advance, and I can help you communicate with Chu Xuan God."

"That's it..."

The young man, a high school student named Lu Zi, suddenly realized what was going on, then took out a red envelope from his pocket and took out a handful of change.

There are zeros and wholes.

There are as many as there are.

One look tells you it has been accumulating for a long time.

He just said, "Brother, this is my pocket money and New Year's money. I want to buy a stick of incense and make a wish."

"Uh... do you have any wish to make?"

Zhang Tian wanted to refuse.

Although our Buddha does not save the poor, but only the wealthy, he, Zhang Tian, ​​is not a monk, but a Taoist priest. If there is no money, there is no need to offer sacrifices, and he can focus on companionship.

As soon as you hear it, you should express your wish.

The young man suddenly looked hesitant.

The viewers in the live broadcast room immediately started speculating.

"What can a child wish for?"

"I hope the head teacher will fall down?"

"I hope the principal will fall down?"

"Do you want to delay the start of school?"

"Maybe he's a top student and wants to raise his score a little bit!"

"I bet the other person is thinking that he can make his winter vacation homework disappear by wishing for it, and it would be best if he could fly to a foreign country."

"Haha, this is the Internet age. Even if you fly to France, it's useless. You will still be sent back."

"It has already been proven by elementary school students that sending winter vacation homework abroad is useless, thinking that there will be Chinese people who are bored and have nothing to do."

In the eyes of many netizens.

High school students have simple minds.

The wish is simple.

But beyond all their imagination, all their guesses were in vain, and what this high school student wanted was beyond all their imagination.

I only heard the other party say, "Actually, I want to find a residence for a eunuch."

Hear this.

Netizens couldn't help but ask questions instantly.

"What's wrong with this kid?"

"Where are there eunuchs in this world?"

"Could this guy have watched too many time-travel dramas?"

"That's not right. According to the nine-year compulsory education, high school students nowadays should have understood that there are no emperors in this world, and naturally there are no eunuchs either."

"Could it be that he is a nine-leaky fish?"

Zhang Tian was also a little confused and thought that the other party had made a mistake. He couldn't help but ask again, "Are you sure you want to find a eunuch? There are no eunuchs now."

"Yes, we are looking for a eunuch. Oh, that's right!" the young man added, "Many people call him eunuch, but more people call him another name, which is similar to this one, called something, called something..."

"The Grand Chamberlain!"

"That guy is so hateful. He asks for leave every day and slacks off every day. I went to school for a month just to go home and see his updates. When I looked, he had updated ten leave notes."

"So I want to make a wish to Chu Xuanshen, find the address of the chief eunuch, and then I will send him a razor blade!!"

The young man gritted his teeth as he spoke.

The anger in my heart was almost beyond words.

And his speech.

However, all netizens in the live broadcast room were filled with question marks and the screen was full of...

"Hahahaha!"

"Young man, I support your dream!"

"Send more and I can sponsor you 10 kilograms of razor blades!"

"I waited for a month, but received ten invitation notes. Hahaha, it's so real."

"Brother Xiao is so powerful. As long as you give the order, you will have an army of 100,000 behind you! Send razor blades! Send razor blades!"

Zhang Tian: …

OK OK.

You call this a eunuch?

Do you still want to send razor blades to the other party?
Well, count me in too!
Asshole, don't underestimate the readers' resentment!!!
(End of this chapter)