Baby God: Make a wish for me?

Chapter 60: Damn! The Strongest Fighting Force in the Country!
A funny scene occurred in the auditorium.

Zhang Tian almost laughed out loud.

At this moment, he had exactly the same feeling as the priest in front of him.

After all, he is half a priest.

After all, we all work for God.

However, seeing his colleagues embarrassed themselves still made Zhang Tian laugh uncontrollably. "Hey, brothers, I can already feel the priest on the stage cracking."

you do not say.

I thought I would host the wedding as usual.

I didn't expect it was two men.

What made him even more desperate was.

The two men also have a child.

The priest stood there blankly, as if trying to convince himself to abandon science and believe that there was irrational theology in this world.

But there are gods in this world.

But God also has to use science and logic!
He's so dumb and stupid.

And the way he keeps touching his nose.

Even the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Hahaha, I feel like the priest is splitting apart..."

"Okay, okay, these few tens of seconds are more chaotic than my period in the past twenty years."

"Is there anyone with a big dick who can calculate the psychological shadow in the priest's heart?"

"Father: Why don't you dig Darwin out of his grave and ask him to explain how men can have children."

“Sometimes, I really want to call the police!”

"I've been single for so long, and now I feel like this bride in her wedding dress is pretty."

"Are you sure that thing is called a bride, not a groom?"

"Groom, hahahaha, who in my family understands my shitty sense of humour!"

"This is outrageous. Why do I feel like the anchor has traveled through time and space and ended up in Florida, a place full of talented people? Are you sure this is China?"

“Father: Okay, okay, it’s so hard to collect money from you two, isn’t it?”

Just when Zhang Tian was still laughing.

Just when I thought the scene in front of me was extreme enough.

Suddenly he realized that he seemed to have forgotten something.

That was the muscular guy who had made a wish in front of Chu Xuanshen before.

At this time, the muscle man walked up quickly, and then, facing the priest's cracked expression, he grabbed the bride's hand, his face full of affection, "Come with me, don't marry him, we will never be separated!"

Priest:? ? ?
What?
Two grown men are getting married, and a third man suddenly appears to snatch the bride away? ?

He stood there blankly.

That wide-mouthed man was stunned by the messy scene and couldn't speak for a long time.

And at this time.

The muscle guy was still expressing his love for the groom, "Remember, when we were in school, you stupidly borrowed money to buy things for your girlfriend, but you were hungry and suffered from hunger every day."

"It makes me so sad!"

"I learned how to cook, and then pretended to be your girlfriend and brought you meals every day. That was my first time."

“I’m doing great.”

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fish-flavored pork, Kung Pao chicken... Do you remember what you said were your favorite foods?"

"And braised lion's head!"

Every time the muscular man said something, the groom's eyes turned red, and his body softened. He fell into the man's arms, crying, "I remember, I remember, those were my favorite dishes."

This is such an emotional scene.

If it were placed in a soap opera.

It will definitely attract the tears of a large number of female fans!
It makes people cry.

But if it were two men, the drama would be even more ridiculous and the scene would not be so touching.

But...

Priest: It’s cracking.

Zhang Tian: Cracking.

Netizen: Hahaha.

Groom: Didn’t anyone ask for my opinion?

He hadn't figured out who the muscle guy was yet, and while looking at his beloved bride, he ran away with the other person. Ran away!
This made the groom very angry.

Just kneel down on your knees.

Roaring to the sky.

"No!"

"Oh no!!"

If you add some snowflakes.

This will definitely be the way a certain Tide Elf appears.

When Zhang Tian saw the protagonist running away, he also ran away quickly, because he felt that if he stayed in that place for a while, he would probably find a place to kneel down and wail like the groom.

"Ah! My eyes! My eyes! I have stye!!"

I ran a long way.

He then took out his phone and boasted to netizens, "Brothers, have you seen this? Our deity is so awesome that he can actually help the Zhu family snatch the bride directly, and he succeeded in snatching the bride. I just want to ask you, isn't this awesome!"

But obviously.

Netizens who had followed Zhang Tian to watch the whole process ignored his self-boasting.

At this time, Zhang Tian was still laughing.

But soon he stopped laughing.

It was just because he found that a lot of inexplicable and extremely vicious comments appeared in his live broadcast room.

"You little bastard, behave yourself!"

"He's ugly, no wonder he has such a vicious heart!"

"He's just a kid with a game account, and you sent him to the police station. Are you still a human being?"

"Why are you so vicious?"

"Report it. Such people will not have a good death."

Faced with sudden negative reviews.

Zhang Tianze was a little depressed. Where did these black fans come from?
Could it be because.

A video I posted and edited this morning that was related to yesterday.

It’s about finding the brother in the game yesterday, from the initial clamoring to the timidity when it was real offline.

The plot is quite funny.

At that time, the comment section of the video was full of hahaha, and there weren't many provocative comments.

What's with this sudden insult?

Before Zhang Tian could take a good look, he found that those who posted the barrage had been caught and scolded by netizens in the live broadcast room.

After all, there are netizens in the live broadcast room.

Most of them are sensible.

You steal someone else’s gaming account and then dare to come out and bark like a dog?

I'm worried about going to work soon, and I feel so resentful that I have no place to vent!

For a while.

The live broadcast room suddenly turned into a battlefield for quarrels.

Even the super administrator came over and asked Zhang Tian to leave the live broadcast room temporarily, but the quarrel still did not stop.

Zhang Tian had already realized that something was wrong. He looked carefully and found that some netizens had already reminded him.

"Host, these people's accounts are all newly registered. They are obviously hired trolls. Someone wants to mess with you!"

Navy.

He started cursing right away.

Must be a hater.

Someone is messing with me?
Who is it?
Zhang Tian couldn't help but frowned and thought about it carefully. He was so handsome and rich, who hired so many internet trolls to attack him? Were they jealous of his handsome face?
soon.

Zhang Tian knew the reason. He received a call from the uncle yesterday. The other party spoke helplessly, "We have encountered some troubles here. The other party said that you put the video online and violated their reputation, so..."

"You are afraid too?"

"They came with a group of middle-aged women..."

Ok.

The strongest fighting force in the country.

understood!

(End of this chapter)