Daqin: I, Fusu, can summon the undead

Chapter 129 Extra 5: Family Rules: You are the Ancestor
"Dad, I don't know if our family rules are applicable!"

"Alas! It's uncertain whether that living person can come to our house alive."

"Dad, I haven't tasted human flesh for a long time!"

"Father, if the living person doesn't make it to our house alive, why don't we go to the market and buy some."

"It's too expensive! One pound is equivalent to half a month's income for our family!"

Outside the elevator on the fifth floor, a family of four ghosts were waiting for the elevator with sad faces.

"Ding!"

With a ding sound, the elevator stopped on the fifth floor and the elevator door slowly opened.

Inside, Fusu was devouring the last fire ghost and looked up at the four ghosts outside the elevator!

Looking at Fusu who was absorbing the last fire ghost in the elevator, especially being stared at by the eyes burning with soul flames, the four ghosts outside the elevator suddenly froze. This is obviously a lich evolved from a necromancer!

The slightly plump ghost father had a stiff expression on his face and pretended not to have seen Fusu.

He made a face as if he had suddenly realized something, and said in a trembling voice: "By the way, the rules of the community today do not allow us to take the elevator, so let's take the stairs!"

The ghost's mother immediately agreed, "Dad, if you hadn't said it, I would have forgotten. Let's take the stairs. It's the ghost's responsibility to follow the rules! We have to set a good example!"

"That's right, mom and dad should set a good example for us!" the ghost siblings said together.

Then the four ghosts turned stiffly at the same time and walked towards the stairs step by step. There was no other way, fear made their hands and feet somewhat uncontrollable.

"Please don't chase me!"

The four ghosts turned around with sad faces, praying in their hearts. They must not have checked the almanac before going out today, how could they meet such a scary guy!

Fusu devoured the remaining flames and asked the four ghosts who were moving step by step in a hoarse voice: "Stop! Whose house is No. 251?"

Upon hearing the question, the four ghosts' legs went weak and they knelt down immediately.

The male ghost was calmer and said quickly, "Uncle, we are No. 250. My family drowned in a jar of pickled cabbage, which is sour and smelly. No. 251's family of five is at home! His family were all gourmet ghosts when they were alive, and there is also a ghost baby, which must suit your taste!"

"Oh!" Fusu smiled. "That's perfect, I'm looking for No. 250! Ghost Talk asked me to be your family member!"

When the four ghosts heard Fusu's words, their hair stood on end.

"Uncle, no, ancestor! You, what do you want me to do? My family will definitely serve you at your service!" the male ghost said hurriedly, his voice trembling even more.

The rules are weird, don’t you think about the people you invite? Last time, they arranged an old Taoist priest from Mount Longhu for No. 252 next door, and that almost finished their family.

This time the weird story is even more outrageous. A lich transformed by a necromancer came directly to their house. This is simply life-threatening.

"Why don't you take me home? It's a good opportunity for me to introduce myself at home!" Fusu smiled.

"Okay, okay!" The male ghost responded quickly, and tried to stand up with trembling hands, but he knelt down again the next second.

This male ghost was straightforward. He brought the whole family to the door on their knees.

There was a piece of paper on the door with the house rules written on it.

Rule 1: You are the eldest son of this family!
Rule 2: Don’t challenge your father’s authority!

Rule 3: Your mother loves her children very much, don’t make her sad!
Rule 4: You are a sissy, don’t violate your character!

Rule 5: You love your younger siblings so much, so don’t say no to their little requests!
Rule 6: You must play with your dog for half an hour after dinner!

Rule 7: Don’t go out!
Rule 8: Don’t violate the taboos of this family!
Rule 9: From to o'clock every night, you must jump rope times, do push-ups, sit-ups, and squat jumps in the living room!

"Tsk tsk!" Looking at the rules on the door, especially the third one, Fusu couldn't help but tsk, "Your family, oh no, our family has quite a lot of rules! I'm still a sissy, are you sure?"

Hearing Fusu's words, the four ghosts shuddered suddenly, and cold sweat broke out on their heads as if a faucet was turned on.

This rule was meant to embarrass living people, and they were counting on making living people make mistakes, of course, within a reasonable range. But now, any one of these rules was enough to kill them with the lich in front of them.

The ghost mother's mind raced, and she quickly said, "Misunderstanding, this is not our family's rule, someone must have put it up as a prank. How could we have such a harsh rule in such a harmonious family! Dad, take out the rule and put it up!"

Hearing this, Ghost Dad immediately understood and said, "Oh, look at my memory. I forgot to write it down. I'll write it down now!"

After saying that, Ghost Dad took out a pen and paper, quickly wrote something on a piece of paper, forced himself to get up on trembling feet, and changed the regulations on the door.

House rules.

Rule 1: You are the ancestor of this family.

Rule 2: You can command any member of this family!

Rule 3: You can do anything in this home!
Rule 4: All members of this family need to kneel down and serve you! Never challenge your majesty!

Rule 5: Ghost Mom will prepare at least ten dishes for you for every meal!

Rule 6: Morning, noon and evening, all members of this family will kowtow to you and greet you!

After the stickers were pasted, the ghost dad knelt down again and smiled carefully: "This family doesn't have so many rules! Ancestor, if you see anything that needs to be added, I will write it down right away!"

[Oh my god, after watching this big guy's live broadcast, I even wonder which side is weird! ]

[I'm really impressed by the fact that there is such an operation today! 】

[My mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. Now my whole family is kneeling to watch the live broadcast! ]

The audience in the live broadcast room were watching this scene with great admiration.

"Just barely enough, let's leave it at this for now!"

Fusu looked at the rules on the door, nodded, then kicked the door open and walked straight in.

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Looking at Fusu's unique way of entering the door, everyone, whether human or ghost, fell silent.

"Oh, by the way! I'm having dinner next door at 251, 252, and 253! Otherwise, they'll come knocking on the door. Why not invite them over first? To save trouble!"

Fusu gave orders to the person outside the door.

"Okay! Ancestor!" The male ghost father responded quickly, and in his mind he had already arranged the breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper for the neighbors upstairs and downstairs.

In short, you must never queue up at your home.

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"It's over, it's over! A lich came next door and set his sights on our home."

"Pack your things quickly! Let's move out! The sooner the better, otherwise it will be too late!"

Next door at 251, a family of ghosts who had heard the noise a long time ago turned pale and started packing up their things to run away.

"Dad, what about the man who came to our house?"

The ghost kid asked hesitantly.

This is the rule arranged by the ghost story. If the person from 251 comes to his house alive, they will make it impossible for the chosen person to enter the house, and the ghost story will not forgive them.

(The rules and laws of ghost stories, the rules set by ghosts must leave room for living people! In other words, they cannot be rules that living people cannot fulfill.)
"Quick, go change the rules on the door right now. Just write one sentence, asking him to watch the house, and then hang the key on the door!"

"By the way, tell the four ghosts downstairs that No. 250 invites them to a party and asks us to tell them."

The ghost father of 251 said quickly. He also tricked the four households downstairs.

(End of this chapter)