I can copy the abilities of machines
Chapter 244: Fake God 1
Chapter 244: Fake God 1
Li Zhen had just sent the robot army to the magic world when his mission came.
[Mission: Fake God. Mission difficulty level 31]
[Task requirements: Kill the fake God]
"accept."
As he accepted the mission, he disappeared from the earth in an instant.
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Different time and space.
Carrie is an unlucky guy, the kind who has been unlucky all his life.
Choking while eating, and fish bones getting stuck in the throat.
I went swimming and ate shit and almost drowned.
I was hit by a car while walking on the road.
Even when he was sitting in the car and spitting outside, the spit would be blown by the wind and return to his face.
He was bullied while studying and other students urinated on his head.
He is always cheated on when he is in a relationship.
After he started working, he worked like a slave for the company, but was blamed and went to jail.
I picked up soap in prison for many years.
After he was released, he found a wife and they were married for ten years. However, the daughter and son his wife gave birth to were not his, but the children of Mr. Wang next door.
Fate was really unfair to him.
He felt hatred in his heart.
That night, he came to the beach and shouted angrily at the waves that kept coming up:
"Damn God, why do you let me be so unlucky! Why!"
Just then, a phone call came in.
He picked up the phone and saw it was an unfamiliar number.
"Go away, I don't answer calls from strangers."
He hung up the phone.
However, in the next few days, he always received this strange call.
But he always pressed the button in annoyance.
What’s strange is that even though the other party had been blocked by him, he could still continue to call him.
His life and work were in a mess, and he became irritable.
"Damn it! What the hell! Go to your God!"
In a fit of rage, he threw the phone off a tall building.
The phone hit the wall and bounced onto the road.
Broken to the ground.
A car just happened to drive by and crushed the broken phone into even bigger pieces.
"Kerry, you are fired. You don't need to come tomorrow."
He turned on his computer and received an email from the company.
This made him feel even worse.
"Damn it."
He turned around and saw his stupid dog peeing on the sofa again.
"Oh my god, my life is terrible, I've had enough!"
Carrie's last bit of patience was worn out, and he went downstairs with the stupid dog in his arms, pulling it and intending to throw it somewhere.
As he walked onto the street, he heard his cell phone ringing.
He walked over curiously and found his cell phone lying on the ground intact.
He picked it up and saw that it was still the same number calling.
"Okay, okay, you win."
He answered the phone.
"Hey, who are you and why are you always harassing me? I've had enough of you!"
"I think you need a job now."
The other party claimed that he could give him an ideal job.
This immediately eased Carrie's mood and he became polite to the other party.
He followed the address given by the other party and soon arrived at the gate of a factory.
When he walked into the factory, he accidentally stepped into a puddle and got his shoes and pants wet.
"Oh, why am I always so unlucky, God, why won't you let me go!"
The anger in his heart was ignited once again, and he cursed loudly at the sky.
Without having time to complain, he entered the factory and went upstairs.
The huge office building was empty. Just when he was confused, a cleaner called him.
"The elevator is broken, go this way."
"Good old man."
Carrie was about to go up the stairs but was stopped by the cleaner.
"Can you help me clean up?"
"What? You asked me to help clean up, are you kidding me?"
Kerry scoffed.
The cleaner nodded.
"Sorry old man, I'm a little busy, maybe next time."
"Okay, that's what you said. I'll wait for you."
When Carrie came upstairs, there was still no one there.
Just as he was about to leave, there was a noise in the room. There was a staircase over there, and it seemed that some workers were repairing the ceiling.
Kerry walked over and knocked on the stairs, "Hi, is anyone here?"
"I'm fixing the light, wait a minute."
After a while, when the maintenance worker came down, Carrie was stunned. This person was the cleaner downstairs.
"Didn't you say the elevator was broken? Are you kidding me?!"
"Yes, but I fixed it."
"Damn old man! You are playing with fire!!" Carrie realized that he had been fooled and was very angry. He kicked down the other party's ladder and turned away.
Just then, the cleaner took off his coat, revealing a spotless white robe underneath.
He looks exactly like God.
"You must be Kerry. I've been waiting for you for a long time."
"What kind of tricks are you trying to play? It's so boring."
Kerry sneered, still opening the door and walking downstairs.
When he pushed open a door, he returned to the floor he had just been on. The old man was looking at him with a smile.
"Oh, shit."
He was so scared that he immediately closed the door and ran downstairs again.
I opened the door and saw the old man again.
He was panting with exhaustion and asked, "Who are you and why am I always hanging around here?"
“I’ve been hearing you scolding me lately.
You forgot so quickly, don't you think I look familiar?" The old man still had a smile on his face.
"God?"
"Yes, I am the damn God you mentioned."
God nodded.
"No, no, no, I don't believe it."
Carrie shook his head repeatedly. He didn't believe such a ridiculous thing.
He said as he continued to open the door.
“When you leave the factory, you will have the same divine power as me, and you will be the new God.
Do you think God is that easy?
I'll leave this to you, I have other things to do."
God's voice sounded behind him.
But Carrie couldn't listen anymore, he just wanted to escape from here.
When he opened the door, he really returned to the first floor this time.
When he was in a hurry, he accidentally stepped into the puddle.
But this time he did not fall in. Instead, he walked over the water naturally as if he was walking on the ground.
"Oh, no no no,
This is my hallucination, there must be something wrong with my mental state.
Yes, there must be something wrong with my mind. I must be in a terrible state now and have a mental illness.
I am so pitiful.”
He drove away from here, constantly calming himself down along the way.
The car drove through a tunnel and saw a large mountain range.
"If I were God, I would make this mountain disappear."
He looked at the mountain and muttered to himself.
He had just finished speaking when the entire mountain suddenly disappeared.
Follow your words.
"oh oh!!"
After seeing this scene, his hands shook violently while driving.
His chest heaved and he felt uneasy.
After a while, the car stopped in front of a restaurant and he walked into the restaurant.
As soon as he sat down, he moved his hands around and felt extremely panicked.
He ordered a cup of coffee and sat down.
After calming down briefly, he decided to try out God's power.
There happened to be a few beautiful girls passing by outside the glass, holding coffee.
"come over."
He said something to the coffee in the girl's hand.
In an instant, the coffee in the girl's hand disappeared and appeared in his hand.
The girls outside were looking around everywhere and felt extremely strange about this kind of thing.
"Float up."
He blew on the skirt of one of the girls, and the girl's skirt was blown up by the wind, revealing her long white legs and pink panties.
When Carrie saw this scene, she made a grimace on her face and looked a little excited.
"Your coffee."
The waiter put the coffee on the table for him.
He looked around but couldn't find the spoon.
"spoon."
He looked at his hands and spoke softly.
Suddenly, a golden spoon appeared out of thin air in his hand.
When he saw the coffee in front of him, another idea came to his mind.
"Come into my mouth yourself."
He said, staring at his coffee.
As he finished speaking, the coffee in the cup flew up by itself, turned into a stream of water, and was sucked into his mouth.
"Cough cough cough."
He sucked the air too quickly and choked him.
"hahahahahahahaha."
He coughed for a while, then suddenly laughed while holding onto the table, his laughter getting louder and louder.
The more he laughs, the more unbridled he becomes.
The more he laughs, the crazier he gets.
(End of this chapter)
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