When Ji Han and his men traveled to the Three Kingdoms crew

Chapter 27: Knocking on anything will only harm you
"This--!!!"

The owner of the armor shop, Xiao Hei, had trembling hands and spitted out a mouthful of saliva with difficulty. He stared blankly at the big man in front of him. He had a body as big and strong as a mountain, wearing a majestic Han Dynasty armor, with a beautiful face and long beard. He looked like the God of Wealth and War! Guan Yu, the righteous man in the world!

Especially when this 'Guan Gong' opens his eyes, murderous aura is overwhelming. It is rumored that when 'Guan Gong' opens his eyes, he will kill people!

"thump"

Xiao Hei's legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground, hugged Guan Yu's strong thighs, and shouted with great emotion: "Emperor Guan! I didn't do anything bad!!! At most, I just bought and sold, filled in the gaps, and passed off old things as new. What I did was just a small business!!!"

“Is this still less???”

A black face came up to Xiao Hei, and he trembled even more violently.

"Master Zhang, why are you here? Are you here to take my life?"

“Ah???” Zhang Fei was confused.

Zhen De couldn't bear to watch it any longer. He helped Xiao Hei up and said, "Why are you so stupid? Didn't I tell you? These are my leading actors. What are you afraid of? I thought you looked pretty normal when you walked in."

"I, I know, I can't control it. Who would have thought that wearing armor could look so much like it." Xiao Hei sat on the chair, his chest heaving violently.

Zhen De patted Xiao Hei on the back and said jokingly, "Boy, haven't you liked Guan Yu since you were a child? Are you so scared when you see the 'real person'? Who told you to be a dishonest businessman? I told you not to be dishonest and do business well. If you have done nothing wrong, you don't have to worry about ghosts knocking on your door."

"Shut up, you French country girl. Anyone can say I'm treacherous except you. You should know that I cheat everyone but you. Which brother helped you in your most difficult time? Who handed you a tissue when you were crying over a broken heart?"

"Okay, okay, I know it's you. Master, please stop chanting. I won't call you a profiteer." Zhen De surrendered.

"That's right," Xiao Hei looked at Guan Yu's cold face and took a breath, "You really look like Guan Yu. If you weren't an actor hired by Zhen De, I would have thought it was Guan Yu resurrected."

Zhang Fei couldn't help but be curious and asked, "What do you mean by Guandi?"

"Ah? Don't you know?" Xiao Hei looked like he had seen some rare species. He took a sip of water and explained, "Confucius, the Sage of Literature, and Guan Yu, the Sage of Martial Arts. Guandi refers to Guan Yu, the Sage of Martial Arts."

"I'm really sorry, I heard it wrong." Zhang Fei laughed.

Xiao Hei joked: "It's okay, I really thought you didn't even know Guandi, and I was wondering if it was a walking 500,000."

Little did they know that Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were filled with shock. What was going on? Not only did his second brother become an emperor, he also became a saint?!

Zhang Fei hurriedly asked, "This merchant, I want to ask Zhang Fei? Liu Bei's third brother Zhang Fei Zhang Yide!"

"Zhang Fei? WKO King of Hell!" Xiao Hei blurted out.

King of Hell?
Zhang Fei's mind was full of doubts, and his first reaction was to look at Liu Bei for help.

Liu Bei sighed and shook his head, indicating that if you ask me, how would I know?

So the two of them looked at Zhen De.

Zhen De laughed and said, "Don't steam it. The god designed by GK, Zhang Fei, should come from Zhang Fei's judgment. According to legend, Zhang Fei became the god of the underworld after his death, rewarding the good and punishing the evil. For example, 'Huan Hou Yide, once every thirty years, he will tour the underworld, and once every thirty-five years, he will tour the world of the living. The injustice between the two will be eliminated when he grows old.'"

"That's what I mean." Xiao Hei nodded, and he said with emotion: "Speaking of which, there are indeed many people who became gods following Liu Bei."

Zhen De said: "What's so strange about this? Isn't it said that Cao Wei has Cao Wei's character and Ji Han has Ji Han's romance?"

"The masses are the creators of history, and people's feelings for Ji Han continue to this day."

"People from the Song Dynasty couldn't help crying when they heard Liu Bei lost a battle, and they applauded when Cao Cao lost a battle."

"Today's jokes include one million college students supporting the prime minister's Northern Expedition, one million tons of instant noodles supporting the prime minister, and asking whether the Northern Expedition can succeed. Doesn't this show that even after 1800 years, there are still people who hope that Ji Han can win?"

Xiao Hei complained: "Byd, you forgot about me, Dongwu, right?"

"So what do you think Dongwu has?"

"Dongwu has its own rats." Xiao Hei couldn't help but get angry. "This is really outrageous. Sun Quan is indeed Sun Keji. If he had taken Jingzhou and overturned Cao Wei, I wouldn't have said anything. I might even have praised him by saying 'I wish I had a son like Sun Zhongmou'. But not only did he not do that, he killed Guan Yu instead. Ha, the King of Wu of Wei."

"Okay, okay, it's getting late." Zhen De invited Xiao Hei, "Do you want to go out for dinner? I'll treat you."

"Yohoo, great directors are just different." Xiao Hei shook his head, "I can't do that."

"why?"

"Weak legs."

"."

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who followed Zhen De out of the armory, have not yet recovered from their shock.

Liu Bei couldn't hide the smile on his face. He whispered to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, "Second brother, third brother, I am not alone!"

"Yes, brother, following you, I have become a god." Zhang Fei said happily.

Only Guan Yu looked a little embarrassed.

"Second brother," Liu Bei asked, "what's wrong?"

"I'm fine, brother, it's just..." Guan Yu spoke vaguely.

Liu Bei sighed. He understood his second brother's character. He was proud of his superiors but not humiliating his subordinates. He was gentle and respectful to the common people, and looked down on the powerful and those with bad character. He almost sneered at the scholars of a higher level, except for those with talent and virtue.

In Guan Yu's eyes, the armor shop owner Xiao Hei was a man of bad character.

Liu Bei said: "Maybe there is some hidden secret?"

Zhen De had been listening to the three brothers' talk. He said calmly, "Xiao Hei entered society early. He used the money from the demolition to open a store, but it was a loss-making business. As a result, his mother had terminal cancer and used up all the family savings. That's when he started to be a profiteer."

Guan Yu paused, his breathing stagnated, and he closed his eyes, "I, I, I have wronged the filial son."

"It's okay." Zhen De comforted him, "He has a thick nerve."

Zhang Fei said bluntly, "Second brother, you need to change yourself. Don't be so cold to everyone."

"Okay, third brother, stop talking." Liu Bei stopped Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu turned around and was about to walk towards Xiao Hei's Armor Shop.

Unexpectedly, Zhen De grabbed his arm.

"Second Master, where are you going?" Zhen De asked.

Guan Yu seemed to have made up his mind and said, "I will go to your house to apologize."

Zhen De advised: "I've already said it, you didn't do anything. I know Xiao Hei, you have a cold face, maybe he is thinking, damn, this is too much! What's the big deal, just be careful next time."

Liu Bei also advised: "Director Zhen is right. The store owner is a good friend of Director Zhen. Do you and I know him better than Director Zhen? In my opinion, you should be more careful in the future. Even if you feel disgusted, don't show it on your face. Just understand the reason."

Guan Yu was silent for a while, and gave up the idea of ​​going back to look for Xiao Hei. He retracted his steps and turned around, clasping his fists towards Liu Bei and Zhen De, "Thank you, Director Zhen, Brother Yu, I'll keep it in mind."

"Wheels"

Everyone's eyes focused on Zhang Fei's stomach. Zhang Fei said embarrassedly: "I'm really hungry."

Zhen De, Liu Bei, and Guan Yu looked at each other and laughed.

Liu Bei pointed at Zhang Fei and said with a smile: "Yide, it's you."

"Is it because you're hungry?" Guan Yu added. Zhen De waved his hand and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you, let's go straight to the barbecue restaurant!"

After nightfall.

The evening breeze is cool, the flowers are fragrant, tall buildings stand side by side, and the lights are on.

The shops on the street have neon lights on, and there is an endless stream of cars and people. A new picture of prosperity, stability, and the flavor of life unfolds before our eyes.

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had never seen such a scene before. They had just arrived in the city and could only look out at the strange world from the car.

Only when you walk on the flat sidewalk and pass by a stranger can you feel it.

The first one to react was Liu Bei. He hurriedly pulled Guan Yu and Zhang Fei behind him and whispered, "Second brother, third brother. We must remain calm and not let the people in the fairyland and future generations laugh at us."

As soon as he finished speaking.

I found that many of the hurried pedestrians stopped and took out their phones to take pictures, and exclaimed in admiration.
"Wok, this armor, this height, is this a test to kill Prey?"

"That's called cosplay, you idiot!"

"I'm not mistaken, this person is Liu, Guan and Zhang, right?"

"Damn, this Guan Yu is so amazing! Boss, please accept my knee!"

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at each other. The familiar scene came back to them again. It was exactly the same as the scene when they first set foot in the fairyland. No, it was even more exaggerated.

"crackling"

A blinding flash of light came on.

Liu Bei walked out with his fists clasped and was about to speak.

Zhen De squeezed into the crowd and said loudly: "Dear friends, please don't block the sidewalk, okay? These three actors from my new Three Kingdoms crew, if you are interested, please follow the m station Village Girl Meow! Thank you Meow!"

Liu Bei immediately responded, "Please pay attention to the village girl!"

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei followed closely behind, shouting, "Please pay attention to the village girl!!!"

The voices of a few people created an illusion that they were covering up the voices of everyone else.

Someone in the crowd happened to have the M-station app and had enough data, so he opened the first episode of the New Three Kingdoms and exclaimed
"wko, this is of good quality! Very good, pay attention, collect it!!!"

"Wait, am I the only one curious about why the director's nickname is Country Girl?"

"Who cares? I just want to know when it will be updated. Why is there only one episode?"

"Very good, Tree Root."

“Can I watch the prepaid version? Take my money!!!”

After a lot of busy work and effort, I finally got rid of all the pedestrians who wanted autographs and photos.

At this time, not to mention Zhang Fei, even Zhen De, Liu Bei, and Guan Yu were so hungry that their stomachs were growling.

One wave just flattened, another wave rose again.

Zhen De watched the growing attention in the background, feeling both pain and joy.

He suddenly felt a little regretful for letting Liu, Guan, and Zhang walk on the street in armor. Basically, they took photos with each other every three steps, and took photos and signed autographs with each other every five steps. Not to mention that Liu, Guan, and Zhang's wrists were sore from writing autographs, Zhen De felt that his lips were dry and his throat was about to burn.

Bumps and bruises.

The four of them finally arrived at the barbecue restaurant, and their armored attire once again caused exclamations.

Zhen De weakly raised his phone and played the recording, "To watch the new Three Kingdoms, go to M Station."

This sound also made the barbecue shop owner look sideways, and he strode up to the four people.
“You guys are cosplaying.”

Zhen De didn't want to waste time interrupting the barbecue restaurant owner, "It's not cosplay, four people, take four bottles of soda first."

The owner of the barbecue restaurant slapped his head and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, the four of you sit down, Xiao Li! Bring four bottles of soda and the menu!!!"

"I'm coming!"

The owner of the barbecue restaurant handed the menu to Zhen De and said, "Dear heroes, circle what you want to eat, and call us when you're ready."

Zhen De made an OK gesture, then opened the bottle cap with a screwdriver and gulped the liquid down.

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei followed suit, opened the bottle caps and drank the wine in one gulp.

Suddenly his eyes lit up.

sweet!
So sweet!
Sweeter than honey!!!
Liu Bei was jealous. What a good thing! Not only the soda, but also the bottle. He would definitely ask Director Zhen for advice later!

"Are these actors from the crew?"

When Liu Bei heard the female voice next to him, he remained calm and glanced to the side.

They were two girls wearing short tops and long pants. They looked young, probably over 15 years old. They were very pretty, much prettier than the girls he had seen in Luoyang, especially their fair and rosy skin, like white porcelain smeared with light rouge. They were obviously girls from wealthy families.

Liu Bei pricked up his ears and listened carefully to what the two said.

The girl in white clothes and a ponytail said, "Shasha, this is a new Three Kingdoms drama, I think it's Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I don't know much about it and I don't like it very much."

The girl in blue said, "Speaking of the Three Kingdoms, Yu Yu, I seem to know even less than you do. Only Zhuge Liang knows more."

The girl called "Yuyu" said: "Don't people in China know Zhuge Liang? Who hasn't recited the "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital"?"

Hearing the familiar name, Liu Bei couldn't help but smile.

The girl called "Yu Yu" continued, "But speaking of the Three Kingdoms, I still like Sun Ce and Zhou Yu. This couple is super cute, the domineering top and the weak bottom. It really touches me! And after Sun Ce died, he still spared no effort to assist his brother. It really made me cry."

"Yeah, yeah, it's a pity there's no drama without them." The girl called "Shasha" said regretfully, "It's such a pity, hey, I found it. The protagonist of the new Three Kingdoms should be Liu Bei, right? Yuyu, by the way, who is this Liu Bei? I saw in the comments below that Liu Bei is a grumpy old man, the Godfather of Zhuo County"

The girl called "Yuyu" thought without hesitation, "Hypocrite."

Girl called "Sasha" "Oh, that doesn't feel good."

Liu Bei closed his mouth, picked up the skewers and started eating in silence.

Zhang Fei heard the fine blue veins on his forehead throbbing with anger, and he suddenly stood up, which scared everyone.

Liu Bei grabbed Zhang Fei's tightly clenched hand and said, "Third brother, please don't be rude."

"It's really unpleasant." Zhang Fei pulled his hand back.

Guan Yu asked, "Third brother, what do you want?"

"I'm going to go to the bathroom!"

　Today's update, two chapters are combined into one

　　
　
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