When Ji Han and his men traveled to the Three Kingdoms crew

Chapter 35 Let go of that can of herrings! (Edited)
"This morning at 10:13, a -year-old boy accidentally fell into the lion enclosure at our city's zoo. Fortunately, he was rescued by three enthusiastic citizens, which prevented a tragedy from happening."

"But I would like to remind all citizens that it is a good thing to be brave and righteous, but it is more important to know yourself. You and I are all mortals, and not everyone is Liu, Guan, or Zhang."

"The following is an on-site interview sent back by Lao Liu, the reporter at the front."

"Good morning, dear audience friends. I am Lao Liu. I am currently at our city's zoo. I will lead you to explore the area."

The camera followed the footsteps of a girl full of energy and stopped in front of Liu Bei.

"Hello, Mr. Liu, what were you thinking when you jumped? Were you scared?"

Liu Bei said to the camera in a serious tone: "I was scared. I was very scared at that time, but when I heard the mother crying and saw the boy's scared look, I got excited and just risked my life. But my approach was definitely incorrect. A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. I was lucky this time and nothing went wrong. I hope that all audience friends will remain rational in the face of emergencies and trust our professionals."

The microphone returned to the reporter's mouth, "Dear audience friends, you have also seen that Mr. Liu, as the person involved, is also afraid. If you face an emergency, please keep a cool head and take reasonable measures to ensure your own safety."

As soon as this news came out, it spread rapidly like a plague and immediately attracted widespread attention in Kecheng.

Zhen De browsed various social media apps and saw netizens discussing the topic.

"Liu: I was scared. I was so scared! I was afraid that if I wasn't careful enough, the lion would die."

"Lion: Family, who knows? I met three inferior men today! The lion was sitting at home, and the pot came from the sky! I saw a human cub plopped down in front of me. I was wondering, and suddenly I was beaten by three big men!"

“Lion: I’m not my godfather’s killer, why are you three brothers hitting me?!”

"The lion took his little lion to the cinema and happened to see this news. Lion: Horror Movie."

“Lion: I envy the tigers in the next-door studio. They have people sliding and delivering food every day! They are so full of food that they look like gas tanks!”

Zhen De was delighted. The comments from netizens were really interesting.

Suddenly he saw such comments.

"These three guys look familiar, I think I've seen them somewhere before. Wait, aren't they Liu Bei from the barbecue restaurant? Link 'Shocking! A must-see story about a big man and ten young people!'"

"After reading the title of the original poster, I think it's a scam. Is Liu Xuande wearing armor a cosplay?"

Zhen De was about to reply.

Suddenly, a familiar nickname came into view, "Yu Yi Tong Zhi Shi: He is an actor. If you are interested, you can search for Xin Xin San Guo on M Station."

Zhen De looked to his side and saw, as expected, it was Su Jinyu who was sitting next to him typing a reply.

Why wouldn’t it be this rich woman who is vying to recommend it to me?

She tilted her head and asked, "What's wrong, Director Zhen?"

"Nothing, nothing. By the way, do you like the New Three Kingdoms?"

"Ah."

After replying, Su Jinyu didn't say anything else.

Zhen De scratched his head and opened the backstage. The data was extremely encouraging. He had already broken through the initial five-digit level and was challenging the mid-five-digit level.

The news has just been reported!
Finally, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei finished their statements and came out of the police station.

The police officer in the guard room said cheerfully, "How come the three brothers came out this time? According to the description of my colleagues, it was really dangerous. Aren't you three really super warriors?"

"Officer, you're joking. Bei and his two brothers are just ordinary people, just a little bit stronger."

As soon as he saw Liu, Guan, Zhang and Wang Shasha, he became excited and kept asking them questions.

Su Jinyu suggested: "It's noon, why don't we go have lunch."

"Okay, okay, Yu Yu, I want to eat Sichuan cuisine, no." Wang Shasha turned around and asked Liu, Guan and Zhang, "Three great heroes, what do you want to eat?"

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at each other in bewilderment. After all, in the era they lived in, there were only so many ways to eat and drink.

"We'll listen to Director Zhen."

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei looked at Zhen De.

Zhen De thought about it for a while and realized that there should be no chili peppers in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Is it really okay to take Liu, Guan and Zhang to eat Sichuan cuisine?
"My leading actors can't handle spicy food, why don't we change the cast?"

"I can't eat spicy food." Wang Shasha thought for a moment and asked Su Jinyu, "Yuyu, I remember Yuxin returned to Kecheng and opened a small shop while working as a posh lady, right?"

Su Jinyu nodded, "Yes, I remember I couldn't go without an invitation. I'll call and ask if you're free."

Su Jinyu made a phone call. There was a lazy female voice on the other end of the phone. After hearing Su Jinyu's voice and stating her purpose.

The other party was instantly very excited and said hurriedly, "Yuyu, why didn't you come to see me the first time you came back? I wanted to do my best to be a good host! What? You want to come for dinner? Okay, okay, do you want to bring friends? No problem, it's more fun with more people!"

"Okay, let's go."

Su Jinyu hung up the phone.

"Hehe, you are worthy of being called Yu Yu. You are awesome."

As everyone got into Zhen De's van, Wang Shasha couldn't help but complain: "Director Zhen, how can such a great director like you drive such a shabby car?"

"Didn't all the funds go to filming?" Zhen De lied with a blushing face.

Wang Shasha's eyes were full of admiration. "You are amazing! No wonder you can find actors who look so much like Liu, Guan and Zhang! Yuyu, am I right? Yuyu, say something!"

A group of people entered the city and came to the "Yuxin" store mentioned by Su Jinyu and Wang Shasha.

When Zhen De saw it, he couldn't help but gasp. It was more like a private villa than a store.

Wow, are you so rich and inhumane?
Su Jinyu walked up and pressed the doorbell.

Not long after, the door opened.

A pretty girl opened the door.

After seeing the crowd, she was obviously stunned, then she reacted and exclaimed to Liu, Guan, and Zhang.
"It's you, the lion-fighting heroes Liu, Guan and Zhang. I'm Zhou Yuxin. Come in, come in."

After that, she gave Su Jinyu another hug, "Yuyu, you are really my lucky star! I was just worrying about what to do next, and you actually invited the hero of our city!"

"Yuxin, I'm here too." Wang Shasha popped her head out.

Zhou Yuxin pinched Wang Shasha's cheek and said with a smile: "Got it, my Shasha."

"Oh, three heroes, and this one..." Zhou Yuxin looked at Zhen De and felt a little puzzled.

Su Jinyu reminded: "Director Zhen."

An inexplicable meaning flashed in Zhou Yuxin's pupils. This Director Zhen was not simple. This was the first time her best friend introduced someone to her like this. Could there be an affair?
"Hello Director Zhen, please come in quickly, three heroes!"

"That would be disrespectful."

Zhen De, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei clasped their fists.

Zhen De, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were arranged in the living room, while the three girls went upstairs to talk in private.

It happened that Zhen De had to go to the toilet and escaped to the restroom.

Zhang Fei looked around with curiosity. The style and decoration were all different from the theater and Zhen De's house. What he felt was a sense of luxury.

Suddenly he noticed the cans on the table.

Zhang Fei pulled Liu Bei's clothes and said, "Brother, what are those 'canned food' on the table? Are they food put into small boxes? It's really amazing."

"That should be the case." Liu Bei was also unsure. He whispered, "Isn't it like this in the immortal world? There are countless things beyond our comprehension. That's why we fight for it."

Guan Yu stroked his long beard and expressed his opinion, "I think it's better to wait for the women to come down and ask them what's going on."

"That's not right, second brother. Didn't Miss Su and the others say to just ask directly if they have anything? I'll go and try!"

"Third brother, wait a minute!" Guan Yu wanted to stop Zhang Fei.

Liu Bei held Guan Yu and said, "For such a small matter, I'll let you do as you wish."

Zhang Fei stood at the stairs and shouted, "Ladies, I see some canned food on the table. Can I open it and take a look?"

Zhou Yuxin's puzzled voice came from upstairs, "Cans? I use them for evaluation. Third brother, you can open them if you want."

“Thank you!!!”

Zhang Fei sat between Liu Bei and Guan Yu holding a pile of cans.

Under the curious gaze of the three people, Zhang Fei picked up one and gave it to Liu Bei, and the other to Guan Yu.

"Big brother, second brother," Zhang Fei said with a smile, "the good things should be given to you two brothers first."

Liu Bei and Guan Yu pointed at Zhang Fei and said with a smile: "Third brother, you, you."

Liu Bei picked up the can and read out the name. "Canned pineapple. There are a bunch of strange symbols on it, shaped like bugs. Could they be characters from another country? And what is a pineapple? I've never heard of it before. Let me try it."

I picked up the fruit knife and used a little force to poke the iron sheet on the can, and the golden pineapple soaked in sugar water came into view.

"It's fruit pulp!" Zhang Fei shouted.

Liu Bei picked up a piece with a fruit knife and fork, put it in his mouth and tasted it. His eyes lit up immediately, "It's really sweet! It seems like it was just picked!"

"Come on, second brother, third brother, try it."

Liu Bei picked a large piece for Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and both praised it highly.
"Sweet! So sweet!"

"Okay, big brother, third brother, it's my turn now." Guan Yu picked up the can.

Liu Bei asked curiously, "Second brother, what is this can of food?"

“Dace with black bean sauce!”

Guan Yu exerted force and opened the pull ring, and a harmonious scene of fermented black beans and grass carp appeared in front of the three brothers. The fragrance of fermented black beans and fish was everywhere.

Guan Yu picked up a piece of it, tore off a little, put it in his mouth, and immediately praised it.

"It tastes delicious, salty and fragrant, good, good, big brother, third brother, come and try it!"

Liu Bei and Zhang Fei exclaimed: "It is exactly as my second brother said!"

"Now it's my turn."

Zhang Fei picked a can.

Liu Bei and Guan Yu asked, "Third brother, what are you doing?"

Zhang Fei said loudly: "I have carefully selected this, just like my second brother's, it is also made of fish, and it is called canned herring!!!"

Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves, eager to give it a try, and pulled hard.

then
The three brothers were overwhelmed by the strong stench.

Guan Yu couldn't help but said, "Third brother, what are you opening? Are you eating feces?"

"Third brother, quickly close it," Liu Bei urged, holding his mouth and nose, "Ugh!"

Rapid footsteps sounded.

Zhou Yuxin rushed downstairs in a hurry, "Excuse me, three heroes, I just remembered that there is a can of herrings in the review, don't open it!"

Unfortunately, it's too late to say anything.

The three brothers were foaming at the mouth and lying unconscious on the ground.

Canned herrings are really horrible.

It actually accomplished what Lu Bu failed to do.

Zhen De, who had just walked out of the bathroom, thought slowly before fainting.

Looking at the drawing of hell in front of him, a bold idea popped into Zhou Yuxin's mind.

"Do you want to just send it out like this?"

　Thank you for the 5,000 starting coins reward from Shangguan Mingyu

　　I felt that what I wrote before was not very interesting, so I expanded it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)