Falsifying history is good business

Chapter 135: The Indifferent God and the Philistine Church

First of all, I want to emphasize that Kate Beckinsale's long curly hair in the Van Helsing movie is more charming and beautiful than her straight black semi-long hair in Underworld.

Then let’s get back to the topic.

The first snow has fallen in the Transylvanian mountains where the story takes place; from the protagonist Van Helsing to the supporting monks and the residents of the local towns, everyone respects the power of nature and wraps themselves up tightly. Only the heroine Anna Villeris still wears a tight-fitting dress that exposes her breasts in summer and autumn on a snowy day, and she remains calm.

The heroine's outfit should have been considered a bug in the movie's story, but after the writer took a close look at it, he decided not to make any changes.

Anyway, there are people in this world who wear even less clothes than the heroine, namely the three female vampires flying in the sky now.

The writer arrived at the time when the three vampire brides in the movie joined forces to attack the village, which was also the first time the protagonist Van Helsing encountered vampires.

The townspeople fled in all directions, but the three female vampires had clear goals. One was responsible for restraining Van Helsing, and the remaining two chased the heroine Anna.

The Villeris family, to which the heroine Anna belongs, has an undying feud with the vampire Dracula. The original patriarch of the Villeris family even swore that if the vampire Dracula is not eliminated, the family will never rest in peace and their souls will never go to heaven.

Then the fight between the two sides was passed down from generation to generation for more than four hundred years; Dracula was still alive and well, but the descendants of the Villeris family were almost killed by their ancestor's oath.

Now, the bloodline of the Villeris family is left with only one pair of siblings. If these two also die in Dracula's head, then according to the oath, the souls of the entire family will never be reincarnated...

The Vatican was also furious when they heard the news. The Villeris family had persisted in fighting vampires for four hundred years, and they were loyal subjects of God. But in the end, they could never go to heaven because of their loyalty?

If this gets out, God will be ashamed, and the church will definitely not be able to face the role of a sheepdog.

As a result, the Vatican hurriedly sent the monster hunter Van Helsing to Transylvania to assist the Villeris family in killing the vampire Dracula.

This is the entire story line of Van Helsing.

The incident of three vampire brides attacking the village happened on the day the hero arrived in Transylvania. They originally wanted to kill the heroine Anna to completely end the feuding family; but Van Helsing intervened and killed one of the vampire brides on the spot, and scared away the other two female vampires.

Anna Villeris was saved, and Van Helsing, as the only person to kill a vampire in a century, was finally recognized by the locals.

"Damn, isn't the God of this world so inhuman? His family has been dying generation after generation for four hundred years, and he has been watching coldly all the time; the church also waited until the end, and realized that if more people died like this, it would affect its reputation, so it sent reinforcements at the last minute."

Lin You was still mumbling to himself as he took out his quill pen;

"An indifferent God and a philistine church."

Watching Van Helsing being invited by Anna to have a drink in the tavern, and the townspeople gradually dispersing to clean up the mess left by the vampire, the author wrote the first sentence: "Count Dracula is not the ancestor of vampires, nor is he the first vampire in the world." "But Dracula does have a close relationship with the first vampire, Cain."

"When Dracula died in 1462, he was filled with grief and anger and decided to betray God and sell his soul to the devil in exchange for rebirth; the devil he saw was the ancient witch Lilith who used her own blood to induce Cain to become a vampire."

"Lilith took Dracula's soul, resurrected him and gave him the power of a vampire. Therefore, although Dracula was born thousands of years later than Cain, he was a vampire transformed by Lilith himself, so his power is naturally stronger than all of Cain's vampire descendants."

"Dracula is so powerful that he is recognized by all existing vampire clans as the most noble one after Cain. Therefore, ignorant people often spread rumors and regard him as the ancestor of vampires."

"In later times, Dracula encountered a tribe of werewolves and recruited some of the strongest ones for his own use. But many years later, he was shocked to learn the truth about werewolves, who were the natural enemies of vampires, so he secretly prepared werewolf serum for emergency use."

Having written this, Lin You stopped writing and took a deep breath. With the blessing of the microcosm and divinity, his spiritual attributes were greatly enhanced. Now he could write long articles in one go, without the pain of using a quill pen at first.

The above content basically explains the historical and status differences between Dracula and Cain, their strengths, and why people mistakenly regard Dracula as the ancestor of vampires; it also roughly bridges the two most popular theories of the origin of vampires and resolves logical contradictions to the greatest extent.

At the same time, Dracula also established a connection with the werewolf tribe set in the dark legend. Although this connection is a bit forced, think about Count Dracula in the movie "Van Helsing"; the number of werewolves under his command has always been extremely small, so that only one dose of werewolf serum is always enough. It seems that this rewrite is reasonable, right?

After writing about Dracula, the only thing left is Van Helsing.

The first opening line the author wrote for the vampire hunter was similar to the one he had written for Count Dracula: "Van Helsing is not the Right Hand of God, nor is he the reincarnation of the Archangel Gabriel."

"Van Helsing does have the aura of an angel. He can see the battlefield thousands of years ago in his memory, and his body also has characteristics that ordinary people cannot have, but it is only because his flesh and blood once served as the body of Gabriel's advent."

"When Gabriel left the world and returned to heaven, Van Helsing's human consciousness regained control of his body, but was inevitably trapped by the memory fragments left by Gabriel when he was inhabiting it. But being the body of an angel is not without benefits. The body strengthened by the Holy Light is the limit of what humans can achieve. How can we be greedy?"

"Because angels are so powerful, even after they leave their bodies, they still leave a strong heavenly aura in their bodies, which often causes the original owners of the bodies to be mistaken for angels. And Archangel Gabriel's special aura is so unique that even Count Dracula would mistake him for an angel, so it's not surprising."

After writing all of the above, Lin You carefully scattered the golden words into the world; after a while, there was no feedback of logical contradictions, and he finally confirmed that what he had written was accepted by the world.

It was not until this time that the writer breathed a sigh of relief.

Count Dracula is the most famous vampire in the world. Without resolving the contradiction between his origin and that of Cain, it is impossible to successfully integrate into any vampire story.

This is also why God and Lin You deliberately picked out this movie with little impact, and took great pains to integrate it into the big world at the same time as the Underworld story.

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