Falsifying history is good business

Chapter 151 Chapter Isn’t the key in your hand?
Lucifer, who was talking to Lin You at the scene of the giant beast's arrival, had a face similar to that of the famous British musician David Bowie; and the Lucifer who appeared at this moment looked exactly like Satan, who was dragging Keanu Reeves' version of Constantine to hell not far away.

Although they look different, the writer can easily recognize that these two are the same "person".

This is different from the avatars and divine thoughts that the gods took in after the big world merged with other stories. Instead, they actually belong to the same soul, the same existence, but with different appearances.

"Why are you here too?" Lin You asked curiously, "Are you in the same group as Him?"

"When have you ever heard that the devil and God are in cahoots?" Lucifer asked back dissatisfiedly.

Lin You recalled: "Probably, people started saying this since the Vatican started selling indulgences."

"That's a scam. Hell doesn't recognize indulgences. The more sins you commit, the more punishment you will have to endure in hell," Lucifer said angrily.

The writer was unmoved and continued, "Then how did you find him? He is the God of the universe, and logically you shouldn't know Him."

“When He was only the God of the big world, I didn’t know Him; but when He also served as the God of the DC world, I naturally knew Him.”

"That's it?" This answer made Lin You feel incredible. "He has usurped your biological father's position and rights; and you don't have any reaction at all?"

"It seems that you still cannot understand the mentality of beings like us; after we see through the truth of the world, do you think the emotional states portrayed by those screenwriters and authors in the real dimension can continue to bind us?" The fallen angel still answered the question in a rhetorical way.

"I can't understand it, but I am shocked." These are the writer's true words.

"Whether you understand or not, please act faster."

When the fallen angel was arguing with the writer, God said nothing, but just watched the development of the plot of the movie closely; when Constantine was about to be dragged out of the room, he was suddenly stuck to the ground and couldn't move.

In the movie, Lucifer tried hard several times, and finally let go in frustration; Constantine's body slowly rose up, as if floating in the air, and he turned his back to Lucifer and gave him the middle finger.

Above the sky, in the direction that Constantine was facing, was a holy light, which was about to welcome this self-sacrificing and redeemed soul into heaven.

But what Satan can't get, God can't get either.

Lucifer, unwilling to accept defeat, pounced on him angrily, inserted his hands into Constantine's lungs, extracted all the cancer cells in his body, sent the lost blood back into his body, and healed the wound.

In this way, both fatal injuries were healed and Constantine would not die for the time being.

Since the person has not died yet, the soul naturally cannot ascend to heaven; Constantine can only return to the human world, and Lucifer also reserves the possibility of obtaining his soul in the future.

At this point, the plot has basically returned to its original track. The space-time rift that spanned the world gradually disappeared; this world was saved.

The next moment, Lucifer in the movie plot disappeared; at the same time, Lin You saw a phantom appear out of thin air, and then quickly merged into the body of Lucifer next to him.

Then, the Lucifer beside him was no longer the middle-aged man with a bit of madness in the movie, but in the blink of an eye he returned to the appearance of David Bowie.

"This is perfect..." Lucifer laughed happily and complained softly, "I shouldn't be here. The First Fallen should be here. He is the one who is interested in Constantine's soul."

"Who made you famous?" Lin You said, "When a good person becomes famous, all the good things are his; when a bad person becomes famous, all the bad things are his."

"Is this why the humans in your real dimension created heaven and hell?" Lucifer teased, "You always like to go from one extreme to another?"

"Based on my personal upbringing and education, both left and right leanings are wrong and should be criticized." Lin You replied calmly. "So neither heaven nor hell is right. I choose the human world." The Lord of Hell actually understood the words of the writer, "When will you be able to integrate this world into the big world?"

"Why are you in such a hurry? Anyway, this world already has a God, who will never let you be destroyed. I also have more time to consider the wording and improve the revision plan."

The natives of the DC world have expressed their welcome to the Big World God, and the writer has no right to continue questioning; the work that needs to be done must continue to be done, but it does not mean that he has much enthusiasm for the work.

"For the sake of our friendship based on the bet, I sincerely ask you to speed up a little." Lucifer smiled sincerely, "You don't know how bored I am staying in this monotonous story after the DC world split. I can't wait to go to the big world."

Lin You suddenly realized: "What did you say just now? Heaven and hell are both wrong, so you choose the human world? Are you talking about the human world in the big world?"

"Of course, any questions?"

"What are you doing in the human world?"

Lucifer himself said uncertainly: "I will probably travel for a while, and then... maybe open a bar in Los Angeles; at least that's the plan for the time being."

"Oh, you are the Lucifer who runs the bar." Lin You suddenly realized, "Will you bring a female nightmare demon named Metzkin with you?"

"Don't let Maizi hear you say that... Of course, yes, I will take her with me; but Maizi doesn't want to hear others describe her as female. She is a woman."

As he spoke, Lucifer's face gradually turned into the "top and bottom" face in the American TV series "Lucifer".

"Haha, not only did you open a bar, you also fell in love with a human woman and gave birth to a daughter. The most important thing is that you two are so madly in love that it makes people wonder whether you are Satan or not." Lin You couldn't help but complain.

Lucifer didn't take it seriously, and instead started to complain: "Why didn't you say that the female doctor who slept with me later slept with my brother and had a child? I don't know what's wrong with the screenwriters nowadays. It seems that they can't write a plot without adding some pornographic, black and violent things. In comparison, I still prefer the TV series and movies from earlier years."

"Then will you still go looking for that woman? I remember that character's name was..." Lin You tapped his forehead and found that he couldn't remember.

Finally, Lucifer took over: "Chloe; I don't think we can meet her for the time being, because according to the plot, after integrating into the big world, we will be transported to 1992, when she was still in elementary school."

"That's right." Lin You suddenly realized, "No matter how unreliable American screenwriters are, they can let Satan fall in love with humans, but they dare not let adults fall in love with minors. If that happens, the fantasy drama will become a legal ethics drama."

"So, according to the plot of the TV series, we still have ten or twenty years to deal with each other!"

"No care about hell for more than ten or twenty years?"

"Have you forgotten that after the worlds merged, I will no longer be the master of hell—at least not the most important and powerful one." Lucifer said with a smile.

"That's right. The hell in the big world is under the jurisdiction of this biological son. You are at most a godson." Somehow the subject turned back to God, who had been listening quietly the whole time. However, the Supreme God only smiled indifferently without any further reaction.

But Lucifer's voice suddenly hesitated: "Actually, although it is not the most important, I can still share some of the authority. For example, I still have a key to hell in my hand."

"What's wrong with the key?" Lin You has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Isn't the key in your hand?"

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