Alice in the Land of Steam

Chapter 621: Was he attacked by the judges?
"Welcome to the first Yunjing Sky Island Most Beautiful Swimsuit Skin Selection Competition. I am the host Alice. First of all, I would like to thank the Fairy Sleep Inn for its strong support for this program. In this selection, we will comment on the contestants' swimsuit skin according to the most stringent standards, the most sincere attitude and the most meticulous spirit. The score will be 10 points, and the basic appearance will be 6 points. Then, additional points will be given for temperament, figure, demeanor and other aspects. However, because the contestants are basically beautiful girls, the appearance score will of course be given full marks. Who will win depends on the personal taste of the judges."

"By the way, this program contains a lot of stimulating content. To protect the physical and mental health of young people, please do not watch it under the supervision of a guardian. Be sure to stay away from your parents' sight and watch it secretly by yourself, okay?"

clap clap clap!
As soon as he finished speaking, there was thunderous applause, accompanied by the chattering of Mr. Rabbit, the whispering of magical plants, the musical accompaniment of the potted plant orchestra and the confused voices of the stone guards - it was obvious that they were not very intelligent and were unable to understand this relatively new form of entertainment.

Not to mention them, even Lingge couldn't understand it.

Alice, who was holding a carrot as the guest host, was very satisfied with the enthusiastic cheers from the audience. She nodded and said, "Then, let's invite the four judges of this competition! Hehehe, looking at their serious sitting postures, confident expressions and expectant eyes, you can tell that they are the best among the judges. First up is the first one, the arrogant male protagonist who claimed that he had no interest in swimsuits but still sat on the judges' seat and said what he meant, Ling Ge!"

There was another round of cheers from the audience. Even though these audiences might not know why they were cheering, the atmosphere had already been created, so they just cheered anyway.

Alice poked the carrot in front of Linger and interviewed him like a professional reporter: "Hello, Mr. Linger, what do you think of this competition? Which contestant's swimsuit are you most looking forward to? Which contestant do you think has a greater chance of winning?"

Ling Ge had a blank expression on his face: "Can I go now?"

"Okay, from this simple answer we can see that Mr. Ling is full of expectations for this competition and can't wait to see the contestants' swimsuits. Oh, he was so resistant before, what a man who doesn't mean what he says. But it doesn't matter, in our show, tsundere is allowed."

She blatantly distorted Ling's speech, and without giving him a chance to explain, she walked directly to the next person: "Next is the second judge, Miss Shelia, the hotel water adjustment master who loves life, has unlimited inspiration, and produces masterpieces every day! Hello, Miss Shelia, what do you think of this competition? It is said that your elder sister Miss Shesta and your younger sister Miss Shemi both participated in this competition, so some viewers may doubt your fairness in the scoring process..."

"Nonsense!"

"I always feel that your introduction to me is completely different from others." Little Sun looked at Alice with suspicion: "It seems very offensive."

Shelia, who was still wearing the black and white bartender uniform that unexpectedly matched the seaside style, snorted coldly and refuted this unfounded fallacy: "You know, Shesta has always been my sister. I know her level best. I think she can exert incredible energy in this competition. I also know that many viewers will question my scoring. Sometimes it is difficult to make a decision, but after thinking about it for many days and nights, I still decided to sit on the judges' seat. In fact, I can't wait to score her swimsuit. As for Xie Mi? I can only say I wish her good luck."

Without mentioning Shaymi at all, Alice walked past the bartender and poked the carrot into the third judge's face. "Hey, hey, hey, let's invite the third judge, the health master in the herb garden, the useless sunflower who must sleep for 23 hours every day and then take a one-hour nap - Little Sun!"

"I see. It seems that Ms. Shelia is very confident in Ms. Shesta's ability. Even if the audience will question her fairness, she will still support her sister? This makes me look forward to Ms. Shesta's swimsuit. Let's see how she performs next."

"Oh, no, you're just too suspicious." Alice naturally brought up the topic and asked, "Anyway, let me ask you as usual. What do you think of this competition? As a magical plant, is it possible that you will give a completely opposite score to everyone else because of your different aesthetics?"

"impossible!"

The little sun folded its two leaves together, just like a human folding his arms, and said seriously: "Aesthetics is good if it's good, and bad if it's bad. There is no difference as you said. So, although I am a magical plant, I can also appreciate the beauty and ugliness of you humans in the aesthetic sense, just like you -" She looked Alice up and down carefully, and finally showed a look of disgust: "Six points."

Only the basic appearance score was passing, while other aspects such as temperament, figure and demeanor were basically zero points. If it wasn't for Medien's sake, I would have probably deducted points.

"Haha." Alice's eyes flashed with a cold light when she heard the score. She lowered her voice and said with a fake smile: "You're giving me a low score, right? Don't sleep too deeply at night."

"Woooooo!" The cold words were enough to freeze people's hearts even in this sunny summer season. Little Sun felt a chill in an instant. She quickly hugged her flower pot and shouted for help: "Hurry, hurry up, someone is threatening the judges!"

But under pressure from Alice, everyone, including Lingge, chose to remain silent and turned a blind eye to the atrocities happening before their eyes. This made Xiao Yang feel desperate. Is there really any beauty in such a cruel and indifferent world? Where is morality? Where is the rule of law? Where is the swimsuit?

"Humph!"

After simply threatening the little sun and satisfying her twisted psychology, the complacent Alice walked from her seat to the last judge. However, this time she did not poke the carrot into the other's face for fear of being eaten by it.

That’s right, this judge is——

"It's Saint Shallia's sheep." Alice curled her lips in disdain: "It's useless, just a piece of trash used to make up the numbers. What does a sheep know about swimsuits?"

"BAA Baa baa!"

"Ah! It hurts!"

The angry lamb bumped into her across the table. The host, who was attacked by the judges for her rude remarks, immediately fell to the ground, holding her stomach, with a painful expression, and looked like she was dying. But she did not give up. Instead, she stretched out her palm with difficulty, grabbed the table leg next to her, and then supported her body little by little with a tenacious will, and kept muttering: "No, no, I can't die yet! I haven't seen the swimsuit yet, how can I fall here..."

Don't die so easily, you were just hit by a sheep! Also, how obsessed are you with your swimsuit? Isn't the source of this will to survive too funny?
Lingge looked at the farce in front of him and felt deeply tired again.

I'm already too tired to complain.

　Give me some meow
　　
　
(End of this chapter)