The world started from mixing in the courtyard

Chapter 107 This is embarrassing
The entrance of the courtyard.

He Yuzhu came back leisurely. He originally wanted to wander around for a while longer, but the weather was too cold, so he bought two books and some toys and hurried home.

When I walked to the door, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have forgotten to eat.

Suddenly, a groaning voice sounded from behind.

"Shazhu, you are here?" Xu Damao's voice came, and then he walked over with a shameless face: "I've been looking for you for a long time, where have you been?"

He Yuzhu smiled slightly and said, "I went to see Lou Xiaoe for a blind date."

Xu Damao spat on the ground with disdain, "Bah!" Then he raised his head and stared.

The more He Yuzhu said this, the less he believed that there could be anything between the two of them.

"Forget it, I won't argue with you anymore. I'll go to your house. I've bought some food and will be waiting for you to come back and eat." Xu Damao thought for a moment and said again.

When He Yuzhu heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "That's great, I'm just hungry."

As they talked, the two of them came to the He family.

He Yuzhu took a look and saw that his table was indeed filled with delicious food.

He glanced at the table and then looked at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao also pointed to a bottle of wine on the table and said, "See? Wuliangye!"

At the moment, Wuliangye is still the most recognized, followed by Fenjiu, Xifeng and Moutai. After all, there is no such thing as smashing bottles at wine parties, attracting foreign experts, winning the only gold medal, or being one of the world's five famous wines, or being the only wine used in the founding banquet, or being the only designated wine for state banquets. All of these soft articles that were popular in later generations and bombarded the market are gone.

"Sure, kid!" He Yuzhu was surprised, sat down, picked up the chopsticks and took a bite: "It tastes good." Then he narrowed his eyes and asked: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

Xu Damao didn't hide anything and said directly: "What could it be? Isn't it for our future consideration?"

He Yuzhu took a sip of wine and a bite of food: "Go on."

"Although we don't get along, we are of the same age after all. You say that it's okay for us young people to have our parents take care of our lives, but it's no big deal that the neighbors in the yard also interfere. What's this?" Xu Damao complained while drinking and eating.

He Yuzhu naturally agreed: "That makes sense."

"What do you mean by a little bit reasonable?" Xu Damao raised his head and said bitterly, "You are just stupid because of Yi Zhonghai's reasoning. What I said is very reasonable! I dare to say these things to you only if you don't rush to be Yi Zhonghai's thug, don't give your lunch box to the Yi family and the deaf old lady, and promise to be good to my father and me. Otherwise, how dare I say it!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "You continue."

Xu Damao snorted coldly, picked up another piece of food with chopsticks, and chewed it. "Now you are considered a normal person with half a brain, so I will tell you directly, do you want to be the third uncle?"

He Yuzhu couldn't help but laugh out loud. He thought Xu Damao was making some profound remarks in all seriousness, but after all the twists and turns, he still acted like a big shot.

"If I wanted to be the boss, you wouldn't have been able to be the boss in the first place! Why do you want to come down? Are you scared?" He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"Who is afraid? Am I Xu Damao a coward? Have I ever given in to anyone?" Xu Damao glared at He Yuzhu angrily, and suddenly lowered his voice: "It's not that I came down and you went up. It's that both of us are the bosses, and then we find someone who has no opinion and is older to make up the numbers and be the boss. I don't think the street office can explain it!"

He Yuzhu pretended to be very shocked and looked at Xu Damao: "Xu Damao, you dare not talk nonsense!"

Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu with contempt and said coldly, "You don't even have this much courage. How are you going to live in the courtyard in the future? You still want to marry Lou Xiao'e? It's not that I look down on you. You are just strong, but in terms of courage, you are not as good as me, Xu Damao!" He Yuzhu immediately pretended to be angry again, "Okay, then tell me, what do you want to do?"

"It's very simple. You go to the street office and make a scene! Just say that Yi Zhonghai has been bullying you all these years, asking for your lunch box and asking you to help other families by emptying their savings. As a result, you are twenty-six years old and still have no money to marry a wife. And Yan Bugui is also a piece of shit. He comes to your door every day, asking for this and that, asking for help in finding a marriage, and he always asks for thirty-six. He is simply robbing you!" Xu Damao said in a low voice with a sly look in his eyes.

Hearing this, He Yuzhu immediately lost the mood to act.

After much deliberation, Xu Damao finally decided to target him.

As expected, he is insidious and mean!
"What about you?" He Yuzhu asked with a cold face.

Seeing He Yuzhu's expression was not right, Xu Damao quickly said, "Silly Zhu, don't think I'm using you as a gun. You are just a trigger. There are many things to come. You reported their problems, do you think it's over? I have to finish it? I will go with you, I will testify for you! I am the third uncle now, my words have weight, otherwise, why would the street office believe you for no reason?"

He Yuzhu sneered and was about to speak when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.

"Silly Zhu, open the door, Uncle Er knows you are home!"

"Zhu Zi, you are an old man, are you drinking with Xu Damao at home?"

"Shazhu, Uncle Liu is here, open the door!"

Along with the knocks on the door, there were also the voices of three old men calling out at the door.

Xu Damao just looked like an experienced and wise man, but when he heard these three voices, he was suddenly startled and his face was filled with fear!

This is so embarrassing!

Did they hear something?
Will Shazhu say anything?
At this moment, if there was a black hole, let alone a black hole, even if it was a rat hole, Xu Damao would want to drill into it!

He looked at He Yuzhu with trembling eyes.

"Shazhu, you are not allowed to open the door!" Xu Damao growled in a low voice.

He Yuzhu grinned, then stood up, walked towards the door step by step and opened it.

I saw the three true gods of the courtyard, namely, Lord of Morality, Lord of Officialdom and Lord of Calculation, standing majestically at the door.

First, Yi Zhonghai, the Supreme Lord of Morality, walked in with a neutral expression and said in a neutral voice, "We are eating. Why did you set up this table? Who bought it? What's the good news?"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui looked very unhappy, both of them were not experienced enough. They had just decided to let He Yuzhu beat Xu Damao to vent their anger, and these two people got in trouble. How could they be happy?

"Silly Zhu, your uncle Liu reported you because of Xu Damao. How can you sit at the same table with him? And buy him food?"

"Silly Zhu, how come you don't know what's good for you now? Who is Xu Damao? He's the kind of person who wishes you would get into trouble!"

Hearing this, Xu Damao also got angry. What qualifications do you two old guys have to criticize me?
Liu Haizhong, you fucking reported Shazhu yourself, it’s none of my business!
Yan Bugui, you take the things but don't do anything with them. You are even more sinister and despicable than me!

Of course, Xu Damao could only think about it in his heart and didn't dare to speak out now.

(End of this chapter)