Greece: Zeus made me the queen of heaven?

Chapter 161: Scumbag, Must Die
"I don't mind these little problems, Europa."

Eros reacted the next moment.

No matter what Europa was thinking, this panacea answer is the right one.

"Actually, I have a lot more to tell you than this."

By the way, I have to make it clear that he did not become famous by being Zeus's lover.

Eros, the thing he is most famous for in Greece is not this at all, okay?!
Kill the giant snake on the Aegean Sea, enter and exit the seven seas as if there is no one in the world, and go to the underworld as if it is your back garden.

Would he, the ancestor of mankind and the future god of love, become famous through scandals? !

But before he could say anything, Europa gently covered his mouth.

"Don't say so much, I don't care anymore."

"For the rest, all we need is for the two of us to live a good life."

This tone, this feeling. Doesn't she think she is being forced by Zeus?
Although it is not impossible to follow this line of thought and let Europa misunderstand, but that would be tantamount to provoking conflicts in the harem.

Eros coughed lightly, thinking about how to explain to Europa that he was actually a scumbag.

It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one. This matter will be exposed sooner or later and cannot be covered up at all.

“No, I actually wanted to say.”

"You want to say you're a scumbag, right? Let me guess, will you say your heart is broken into pieces? Or will you say I love you and everyone else?"

Mesali was indeed like a bee, with a very poisonous sting that poked Eros's pain points.

It immediately exposed the essence that Eros wanted to cover up with words.

This guy grew up watching Zeus, and he is very familiar with the tricks used by these scumbag men and women.

I started learning it when I was young, and I learned it from both Mother Amalthea and Messali. I like this kind of speech.

When they grow up a little bit, they learn how to pretend to be young to trick others into giving them milk and honey, and start to use their advantages to gain advantages.

It can be said that he was a bad embryo since childhood.

And Eros, to Messali, felt exactly the same as Zeus, also a bad guy.

Her sabotage made Europa look at Eros suspiciously.

"Scumbag? Does it mean to grind a man into scum?"

"Ahem. Well, this."

Eros racked his brains, thinking about how to explain.

Although they are the same person, different ways of expressing themselves will make people feel different.

For example, compared with the titles of philanthropy, amorousness, and scumbag, the terms "philanthropy" and "amorousness" seem much more acceptable.

But Messali was here, no matter what explanations Eros made.

I believe she will translate it word for word for Europa.

This damn bee goddess, sooner or later, Eros will drink up all the honey she uses to feed her young.

Fortunately, the gentle and considerate Amalthea saw Eros's difficulties and spoke up to help him out.

"Let's leave these matters for you to discuss in private. Let's talk about other serious matters first."

Amalthea's gentle voice saved Eros from Europa's questioning gaze.

He even kindly changed the subject to divert Europa's attention.

"Business? Then what should be the most important thing for us now?"

Europa asked curiously.

She had just arrived and didn't know anything about the place.

How to gain a foothold and how to take root here depends on the guidance of the goddesses in front of us.

But the most important thing is to solve the problem of housing first, right?

"Does this need to be said?"

The two goddesses said in unison.

"The most important thing for you two right now is to get pregnant as soon as possible!"

"Right now! Immediately! Let us see the movement and results!"

Amalthea wanted a child too much, but wasn't Messali the same?

Both of them showed similar anticipation and anxiety on their faces.

For these goddesses who are born with maternal instincts, there is nothing more worth looking forward to than having lovely children.

Even the cold Artemis would smile at the newborn and temporarily put aside her ruthless hunting.

So for them, nothing is more important than getting pregnant as soon as possible.

"As for the residence and other things you need for life, we will have someone prepare them for you as soon as possible. All you have to do is focus on this one thing."

When this matter was mentioned, even the gentle Amalthea showed a serious expression.

"This matter cannot be delayed. It may take a long time to wait for the baby to be born, so it must be done as soon as possible!"

"That's right. At your age, you are full of energy. You can't give birth as easily as we gods do. It's better to give birth as early as possible."

The two goddesses were talking to each other, and the urging in their words made Europa blush. She pinched the hem of her skirt with her little hands and dared not speak.

Isn’t this too fast?

Can't we give her a little more time to prepare?

She is asked to give birth so soon. Isn’t she mentally prepared?
"Ahem, two goddesses, there's no need to be so anxious, right?"

At this time, Eros would naturally protect Europa.

The main reason was that they were afraid that these two would act too impatiently and scare Europa.

He hasn't completely conquered it yet. Being too impatient about this kind of thing will only make things worse.

Just like when someone is poisoned and a heroine has to sacrifice herself to detoxify, you can't just keep asking her to help you.

Everyone has a rebellious mentality, so at this time you have to act according to the other person's personality.

Although Europa looked weak, the weaker a person is, the more rebellious they may be. As soon as Eros opened his mouth, the firepower of the two goddesses shifted to him.

"Anxious? What's the hurry? Do you know how old the children of normal people are when they are your age?"

"That's right. If it gets out, you, as the ancestor of mankind, don't even have a child. Isn't that embarrassing?"

"Have you ever considered passing on your last silver human bloodline?"

The scene was so similar to an older single man going home for the Chinese New Year that Eros almost had PTSD.

Is this something that all human beings have in common? Everyone has this, right?
Faced with such powerful words, Eros was indeed powerless to fight back and could only use common moves.

Nod, um, oh, I understand.

The four-piece set of perfunctory skills is a god-level skill that all young people should learn.

Combined with the trick of letting it go in one ear and out the other, it is basically applicable to 99% of the situations.

She said let her talk and just pretend she didn't hear anything.

Apart from anything else, the voices of the two goddesses are one as gentle as the breeze, and the other magnetic and slightly hoarse.

Ignoring what they said and simply listening to their voices, Eros felt quite comfortable.

And considering the temperament of the two older sisters and mother, it is even more comfortable!

That's it? Eros could sit here and listen to the two of them nagging all day long!

However, Europa watched Eros being nagged by the two goddesses, and she nodded repeatedly with a wooden face, as if she was being scolded.

Suddenly, she was no longer shy and immediately opened her mouth to help Eros out.

"Two goddesses, you don't have to scold him anymore. We will get pregnant as soon as possible."

When saying this, Europa couldn't help but blush.

She is still a young girl, but she keeps talking about giving birth to babies.

But it doesn't matter. Since I have already lost my virginity, having a child is only a matter of time.

I didn't dare to answer, it was just because of the girl's shyness and thin-skinnedness.

Her reaction surprised Eros.

Did he misjudge Europa's character?

Forget it, it doesn’t matter. In this case, the two goddesses can be considered as helping Eros.

Eros asked, just in case.

"You should know how to give birth to a child, right?"

Don't let Europa think that she can have a baby just by kissing.

Faced with this, Europa gave him a resentful look and said nothing.

I just ate her up last night and now I ask her if she knows how to have a baby?
This man, really didn't do it on purpose?
"Whatever, as long as you have no objection."

Amalthea smiled gently and clapped her hands.

"In that case, let's start as soon as possible and not waste time. Now, here, start working hard to get pregnant!"

“Ah?! Here?!”

Both Eros and Europa made sounds of surprise.

Even if I agree to this, isn't it a bit too fast?

At least wait until night?
It's broad daylight, and we're still in the temple of Zeus. It's not good.
"Yes, of course it has to be here."

Amalthea said as a matter of course.

"Zeus will be watching her, and her spirit will be attached to you. There is no better place than here, right?"

"Under her gaze, accepting her spirit, performing the most sacred ceremony, giving birth to the Son of God."

"I can't wait any longer, you two, stop wasting time and start now."

As she spoke, an impatient look appeared on Amalthea's face.

It seemed as if she had the illusion that if Eros and the other man didn't take any action, she would do it herself.

"Wait a minute, this kind of thing is not appropriate during the day, right?"

Eros quickly stopped him.

Doing this is indeed a bit too hasty.

"Shouldn't this sacred ritual be performed at the appropriate time?"

"The sun hasn't even set yet, so it's obviously not time yet."

There was some truth in what he said, and Amalthea stopped pressing the two together and began to think.

"Indeed, what you said makes sense."

Seeing that she had calmed down, Eros breathed a sigh of relief.

He was really not used to starting digging directly without any preparation or foundation.

Don't mention Echidna to him, that was for revenge, it's different.

At this moment, Mosali, who had been silent for a while, suddenly spoke with a sly smile.

"Indeed, it is generally better to wait until night to perform the ceremony, but you are different, respected Eros."

"You still have a lot to do. How long can you stay on our island of Crete?"

"We must cherish every moment and quickly complete Zeus' oracle."

Her words instantly made Amalthea and Europa's eyes become serious.

Amalthea: "Child, it must be quick!"

Europa: "What do you mean by leave?"

　Being a scumbag is really full of risks and difficulties. Fortunately, I am in a pure love relationship.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)