I asked you to ask for a title, not a policewoman as your wife.

Chapter 2 I've become a yellow-skinned person? You still want me to believe in science?

late at night.

On a park bench, a beautiful policewoman in police uniform was sleeping soundly.

On her belly stood a golden-haired yellow fox.

The yellow-skinned man stared at the policewoman with his big eyes. Under the reflection of the moonlight, the yellow-skinned man's eyes emitted a faint green light.

to be frank.

This picture is quite creepy.

Imagine if you were sleeping late at night and there was a yellow fox standing on your belly, staring at you...

Fortunately, Lin Muqing was drunk, otherwise he would have been scared to death after seeing this scene.

"You know what... this woman is quite pretty."

"Look at this skin, this nose, this little mouth, wow..."

"She has a lot of capital, and she has a pair of long white legs. They are killing me."

"The only drawback is poor eyesight."

"I'm such a big yellow fox, can't I see it?"

"Hey! Move a little, you're holding my tail!"

Looking at his tail being suppressed, Chen Yang was extremely helpless.

He pulled hard, but it was of no use, the tail was firmly clamped down.

"I'm really convinced!"

"Hey, forget it."

"Let's ask for the seal first."

Chen Yang sighed helplessly, then looked at Lin Muqing and shouted twice.

"Hey! Wake up and see who I am?"

Lin Muqing might have drunk too much and slept very soundly.

No matter how Chen Yang yelled, and even kicked her twice in the stomach, Lin Muqing just couldn't wake up.

Seeing time passing by little by little, Chen Yang became really anxious.

"Is he going to die?"

"I finally awakened the system, but it was delayed by such a drunkard!"

"what can we do about it!"

As soon as he got anxious, Chen Yang felt a surge of anger in his stomach, heading straight to his lower passage.

This feeling came quickly.

Chen Yang got excited all of a sudden.

"No, I can't hold it in anymore."

"Hey, wake up quickly, or just move your body!"

"you you!"

When Chen Yang was getting anxious, he suddenly thought of something.

"Yeah, I'm a yellow-skinned person now, so my fart..."

"hey-hey."

Thinking of this, Chen Yang showed a cunning smirk, "Beauty, you asked for this."

"Don't blame me!"

"I really have no choice."

As he spoke, Chen Yang turned around, tilted his head back, and faced Lin Muqing's head.

"puff……"

Good guy!
A thick yellow smoke came out instantly.

Anyone who knows about the yellow-skinned fox's fart knows how powerful it is. Its main function is to refresh the mind!

As soon as the fart entered Lin Muqing's nose, Lin Muqing jumped up from the bench as if he had come back to life.

"Who? Who is eating durian next to me?"

"Don't you know that I hate the smell of durian?"

"Who, stand up for me!"

Just as Lin Muqing pinched his nose and screamed, his body moved.

Chen Yang seized the opportunity, pulled out his tail, and ran away with a swish.

Lin Muqing only felt a flash of golden light before his eyes, but he couldn't see clearly what it was.

"vomit……"

"So disgusting! What's that smell?"

Lin Muqing pinched his nose and waved his hand in disgust.

However, she was now very drunk and could not even stand up. She even felt her stomach churning.

Chen Yang didn't care about Lin Muqing. He jumped directly to a trash can and started looking for equipment.

Since he was going to ask for a title, Chen Yang naturally had to dress up.

Although Chen Yang had never done anything to ask for a title, his ears were filled with it.

If a yellow-skinned man wants to ask for a title, he must first dress up as a human.

Generally speaking, people wear a straw hat on their heads and a shawl on their bodies.

I don’t know if it’s my destiny.

Chen Yang actually found a broken hat in the trash can.

But it’s not a straw hat, it’s a baseball cap.

In addition, I found a torn sheet, and it was pink.

At this moment, Chen Yang had no time to be picky. The time for asking for the title was almost over, and he had to prepare quickly.

Immediately.

Chen Yang put the baseball cap on his head, tore the torn bed sheet into pieces, and squeezed it around his neck to make a cloak.

Then, Chen Yang stepped back and stood up. He tried to walk two steps and felt pretty good.

After turning around, he saw a broken mirror next to the trash can. With the moonlight, Chen Yang could still see his own appearance.

"Haha, not bad, not bad."

"Even if I become a yellow-skinned man, I will still be the most handsome!"

Looking at himself in the mirror, Chen Yang was very satisfied.

"Come on, get down to business."

Chen Yang grinned, straightened his hat, tightened his cloak, and then walked towards Lin Muqing.

At this time, Lin Muqing did not continue to sleep.

She felt very uncomfortable, especially the feeling of nausea and vomiting, which was so strong.

Just at this moment, Chen Yang staggered over.

He walked up to Lin Muqing and stood in front of her, posing to show off.

He lay sideways, holding down his cap with one hand, pinching his waist with the other, and his chin slightly raised.

He raised his eyebrows at Lin Muqing.

"Beauty, do you think I'm handsome?"

Forehead?!?
Lin Muqing was really shocked to see a yellow fox posing and showing off in front of him, especially that it could speak human language.

Just shocked, not scared.

As the saying goes, alcohol makes cowards brave. Now Lin Muqing only felt his head was dizzy and confused. He didn't know what fear felt like.

On top of that, she felt like vomiting.

"Hey! May I ask you a question?"

"Am I handsome?"

Seeing that Lin Muqing didn't respond, Chen Yang couldn't help but ask another question.

However, the answer he got was...

"vomit!!"

With a strange sound, Lin Muqing bent over and began to vomit violently.

Seeing Lin Muqing's actions, Chen Yang was so angry that his baseball cap almost flew off.

"You...you...you're going too far!"

"No one is so insulting as you!"

"I……"

"never mind!"

"Why would I argue with a drunkard like you?"

"Hey! Look at me, raise your head! Take a good look!"

"Do you think I look like a human or a god?"

This is the same process for yellow-skinned people to ask for titles.

Ask yourself whether you are more like a human or like a god.

If it is like a human, then the yellow-skinned creature can cultivate into a human form and continue to practice.

If you say like God.

That's amazing.

The yellow-skinned man can not only cultivate to become a human, but also increase his Taoism by 500 years.

With five hundred years of Taoism practice, Huangpizi can use some simple spells.

Therefore, Chen Yang was looking forward to Lin Muqing saying that he was like a god.

However, after Lin Muqing finished vomiting, he raised his head and looked at the yellow-skinned creature in front of him with a dazed look on his face.

"Ask for a title?"

Maybe after vomiting, Lin Muqing became a little more sober.

But not completely awake either.

She looked at the yellow fox in front of her, blinked her beautiful eyes blankly, and then started laughing.

"Haha, I must be drunk and dreaming!"

"I actually dreamed that the yellow-skinned man was asking for a title."

"No, I need to sleep a little longer."

Having said that, Lin Muqing was about to lie down.

Seeing this, Chen Yang suddenly became anxious.

"Hey, don't sleep!"

"Do I look like a human or a god?"

"Hey! Take a good look at me!"