I asked you to ask for a title, not a policewoman as your wife.

Chapter 24 Lin Muqing began to worship Chen Yang!
Chen Yang was speechless about Lin Muqing's tiger.

Chen Yang used to believe that there were no stupid people in this world, only people who pretended to be stupid.

But after getting to know Lin Muqing, Chen Yang finally believed that there really are fools in this world.

And he is a stupid and foolish idiot!

Now Chen Yang doesn’t want to talk to Lin Muqing anymore. He is worried that stupidity is contagious.

"Hey, why are you lying down?"

"If we don't investigate today, then we don't investigate. Can't we just go again tomorrow?"

"It's getting late today anyway, let's go home first."

"By the way, where is your home? I'll take you back."

Forehead?
Hearing Lin Muqing's words, Chen Yang sat up and looked straight at Lin Muqing.

"Where did you say you were sending me?"

"Let's go to your house!" Lin Muqing raised his eyebrows, "Tell me, where is your house?"

Chen Yang was so angry that he almost died. He glared angrily, "Lin Muqing, are you a fish?"

"Just seven seconds of memory?"

"I told you before, I am an orphan and grew up in a Taoist temple."

"After Master passes away, I will go down the mountain."

"Where do I have a home?"

Forehead?
When Chen Yang said this, Lin Muqing was stunned, "So where did you sleep yesterday?"

"Haha, what do you think?"

"Are you kidding me? Where am I supposed to guess?"

"I blacked out yesterday, you didn't know." Lin Muqing looked at Chen Yang as if he were an idiot.

Chen Yang shrugged, "Go on."

"Let me continue. I'll wake up and see you lying on my bed, and then I'll catch you..."

"Forehead?!"

At this point, Lin Muqing was stunned again. She looked at Chen Yang and blinked, "So... you stayed at my house yesterday?"

Pop, pop, pop!
Chen Yang clapped helplessly, "You are so smart."

"So..." Lin Muqing blinked her big, silly eyes again, "So, you're still going to stay at my house today?"

"Just a reminder." Chen Yang had a sly smile on his face, "We are husband and wife now, your home is my home, so it should be said that it is our home."

click!
Lin Muqing slammed on the brakes, and Chen Yang was caught off guard and almost flew out.

Fortunately, he was wearing a seat belt, otherwise his face would have hit the windshield.

"Are you sick?" Chen Yang glared at Lin Muqing unhappily, "Why did you step on the emergency brake?"

Lin Muqing didn't want to bother with Chen Yang at all. She gritted her teeth and said, "No, you can't live in my house!"

"Hurry up, go wherever you fall in love with."

Chen Yang rolled his eyes at Lin Muqing and said, "You have the final say."

"Anyway, I'm your husband now. If you don't let me go home, I'll go find Uncle Wang to seek justice."

"I'm also going to let all of our colleagues know that you don't let your husband into the house."

"If there's a quarrel, you..."

Chen Yang knew that Lin Muqing was a person who cared about his reputation.

This move of mine can kill her.

As expected, Lin Muqing was so angry that he asked, "Do you have any shame?"

"Haha, I'm going to sleep on the streets, what dignity do I have?"

Chen Yang looked like a scoundrel, "Since you won't let me go home, I'll go find Uncle Wang."

"You!" Lin Muqing gritted her teeth viciously, "Why don't you just stay in a hotel first?"

"Why do you have to rely on me?"

"Stay in a hotel?" Chen Yang raised his eyebrows. "It's not impossible."

"Bring it here."

"What to take?" Lin Muqing was confused.

"Money!" Chen Yang pouted, "Doesn't it cost money to stay in a hotel?"

“No, you don’t even have money to stay in a hotel?” Lin Muqing’s eyes almost popped out.

Chen Yang was very calm, "No."

“Hehe…hehe…” Lin Muqing was almost going crazy, the corners of her mouth kept twitching.

"He has no house, no car, no money, and he's still a charlatan!"

"My God, what on earth did I marry?"

"Ahem." Chen Yang coughed twice, "Well, I need to remind you."

“As a public official, you can’t be too materialistic.”

"I'm materialistic?" Lin Muqing pointed at his nose and opened his mouth wide, "You don't have anything you want, how can I be materialistic?"

"Hehe." Chen Yang patted Lin Muqing's shoulder with a playful smile, "So, you have to take me in."

“So you’re just planning to live off me, right?” Lin Muqing glared at him angrily.

With this breath, the capital in her chest swelled even more.

Chen Yang looked at Lin Muqing's impressive assets and licked his lips. "It's not impossible to be a gigolo."

"I'm meow!"

Lin Muqing couldn't stand it anymore and raised his hand to hit Chen Yang.

"Don't!" Chen Yang quickly raised his hand to stop her, "I'm not a complete gigolo."

"Didn't I tell you? I know Taoism and can summon the gods to fulfill your wish."

"So, it's still good for you to take me in."

"Hmm?" Lin Muqing raised his eyebrows and stopped what he was doing.

She groaned and said, "If you hadn't told me, I would have forgotten about it."

"Okay, don't you know how to pray to the gods?"

"I'll try it when I get home."

"If you dare to lie to me, I will lock you up in a small dark room, and then you will have food and drink."

As he spoke, Lin Muqing stepped on the accelerator and the car rushed out again.

Soon, the two returned to Lin Muqing's residence. After entering the house, Lin Muqing didn't say anything nonsense and pulled Chen Yang to the living room.

"bring it on!"

"Aren't you going to ask God for help?"

"please!"

"If you can't get me out today, you'll be dead!"

Lin Muqing had a ferocious look on his face, but Chen Yang was very calm.

"Don't worry."

“Is it so easy to pray to God?”

"Do we have to have a casting process?"

"By the way, don't be idle either." Chen Yang looked at Lin Muqing and said, "Get three incense sticks."

"When making a wish, a ceremony is necessary."

"Okay!" Lin Muqing gritted her teeth, "Don't you want it to smell good?"

"I'll go get it now, you can't wait to invite me out!"

After saying this, Lin Muqing went to look for incense.

You know what, there is fragrance in Lin Muqing's house.

It was what was left over from the ancestor worship ceremony before the New Year.

While Lin Muqing was looking for incense, Chen Yang quickly checked the skill description of [Offering].

Before, he just glanced at the introduction of [Offering], but hadn't read the detailed instructions yet.

After opening the system, Chen Yang clicked on the [Offering] spell, and a line of small words appeared.

【Offering: Basic Taoist techniques.】

[Introduction: The worshiper holds incense and prays, and the host can help the worshiper realize his wish.

After the wish is fulfilled, the host can obtain the corresponding merit.

Wish payment method 1: Merit (according to the size of the wish made by the donor, the corresponding merit will be deducted. The bigger the wish, the more merit is required.

Wish payment method 2: price (If the donor has no merit, or the merit is not enough, he needs to pay the corresponding price.

The costs are divided into four types: injury, aging, illness and death.

Injury (minor injury, serious injury, broken leg or foot)

Illness (minor illness, major illness, pain)

Old (consume life, one year, two years, five years, ten years...)
Death (wish fulfilled, body and soul departed)
Note: When the donor makes a wish, the host can choose the payment method. 】

"Fuck!"

After reading the introduction of [Offering], Chen Yang also burst out with a national quintessence.

He hadn't expected that [offering] would require such a huge price.

But if you think about it, it makes sense.

Success comes at a price, and getting something for nothing requires even more.

But Chen Yang is very worried about Lin Muqing now.

The merits of this Hu Niu are only one thousand. If she makes a big wish, will the merits be enough?
If it's not enough, then Lin Muqing can't...

Thinking of the four prices of birth, aging, sickness and death, Chen Yang broke out in a cold sweat.

He doesn't want to become a widower just after getting married.

Although Lin Muqing is a bit fierce, his crime is not punishable by death!

No, I have to stop her.

"found it!"

Just as Chen Yang was brainstorming, Lin Muqing came back with incense.

She glanced at Chen Yang, "Are you ready?"

"Okay... okay." Chen Yang looked at Lin Muqing, his heart beating hard. "Light the incense, bow down to me, and think of your wish in your heart."

"Do I have to bow down to you?" Lin Muqing stared at him with her beautiful eyes, "Are you trying to take advantage of me?"

Chen Yang raised his eyebrows, "If you don't want to, forget it."

Now Chen Yang really doesn't dare to let Lin Muqing offer sacrifices. If Lin Muqing really makes a big wish, then...

"Okay!" Lin Muqing gritted his teeth and said, "I bow!"

"If you dare to lie to me, I won't forgive you!"

As he spoke, Lin Muqing found a lighter, lit the incense, and then began to bow down in worship.

And at this moment, Chen Yang stopped Lin Muqing.

"You've thought it through!"

"Don't make blind wishes!"

"You have to know that it is shameful to gain something without working for it. Our country's purpose does not advocate this."

Seeing Chen Yang so nervous, Lin Muqing narrowed her beautiful eyes and mocked, "Are you scared?"

"Hey, you're not going to be able to do that, are you?"

Chen Yang was so angry.

"You can't do that! Your whole family can't do that!"

"I'm trying to advise you with good intentions, don't make trouble for yourself."

“Oh.” Lin Muqing waved his hands irritably, “Okay, stop talking nonsense.”

"Don't you know my wish?"

"That one!"

Having said that, Lin Muqing was about to bow down in worship.

But Chen Yang's hair stood up.

What is Lin Muqing’s wish?
He must be the director!

Director, how high is that position? How much merit is required?
Lin Muqing, ah Lin Muqing, aren’t you afraid of being burned to death?
Thinking of this, Chen Yang hurriedly tried to stop Lin Muqing, but it was too late.

The system notification sound has arrived.

[Ding, a wish offering from a destined person has been received. Please check the wish list...]

Chen Yang's heart sank, "Damn it, it's over!"

(End of this chapter)