I asked you to ask for a title, not a policewoman as your wife.
Chapter 47: Divorce if I don’t peek at her bathing? What kind of fetish is this Lin Muqing?
Chapter 47: Divorce if I don’t peek at her bathing? What kind of fetish is this Lin Muqing?
"Strange, what happened to this guy?"
"It seems that he has been a little abnormal since he came back from chasing that man in black."
"That man in black is not a ghost, right?"
"He was possessed by a ghost?"
Lin Muqing was thinking about random things while taking a shower.
"and many more!"
"He won't get tired of me, will he?"
"I'm not interested in my bath anymore, and I don't peek anymore."
"He must be fed up!"
"Hehe, it turns out that no man is good!"
"We like new things and hate old things!"
"I want to divorce him!"
The more Lin Muqing talked, the angrier she became. The more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. She even had thoughts of divorce.
Women's train of thought is really weird. Even though Chen Yang did nothing, he is not a good guy in Lin Muqing's eyes.
At this time, Chen Yang naturally didn't know about Lin Muqing's weird idea. He was thinking about how to solve the problem that Lin Muqing only had less than three years left to live.
"How to do it?"
"I don't know what Lin Muqing's illness is, how should I start?"
"If I knew medical skills, I could check her out."
"and many more!"
"Medical skills?"
"I can!"
Chen Yang suddenly remembered Huang Daxian’s innate magical power, which included medical skills!
Thinking of this, Chen Yang hurriedly searched for Huang Daxian's innate magical power in his mind.
Soon, Wong Tai Sin’s unique medical skills appeared in Chen Yang’s mind.
[Huangxian Medical Technique: Finding the Cause of Disease by Picking Incense: The patient seeking medical treatment lights three sticks of incense, and Huangxian's spiritual consciousness can enter the patient's body to find the root cause of the disease.]
[Merit Pills: Huang Xian can use his own merits to condense into pills. Taking them can strengthen the body, avoid disasters, and prolong life. ]
“There is a way!”
Seeing Wong Tai Sin's medical skills in treating this disease, Chen Yang couldn't help but feel ecstatic.
"Merit pills?"
"Haha, no wonder the legend says that Wong Tai Sin can cure any disease. It turns out that he relies on his own merits to heal patients."
"Prolong life? If I give the Merit Pill to Lin Muqing, can it help her live longer?"
"So as long as I have enough merits? She won't have to die?"
"Hahaha, that'll do."
"But how do I make this merit pill?"
Chen Yang lowered his head and pondered, scratching his body as he thought.
After the battle with Fox Gui just now, Chen Yang was covered in dirt and felt very uncomfortable, so he rubbed and scratched his body.
As he rubbed it, a mud ball was formed between his fingers.
At this moment, the system's sound rang.
[Ding, deduct one thousand merits, and make a merit pill. 】
Forehead? !
Chen Yang was startled and brought the mud ball in front of him, his eyes widened subconsciously.
"Mud ball? Leg-stretching, eye-glaring ball? Do you think I'm Jigong?"
"Besides, one thousand merits per pill, isn't that too expensive?"
"My Five Thunder Talisman only has 200 points of merit!"
"Hey, forget it."
Chen Yang curled his lips and said, "She is my wife after all, so it doesn't matter if it's a little more expensive."
Chen Yang was very happy at the thought of being able to extend Lin Muqing's life.
He took the mud ball and ran to the bathroom door.
Before he could knock on the door, the bathroom door opened first.
Before Chen Yang could react, he was hit by the opened bathroom door, and the mud ball in his hand bounced directly into his mouth.
Forehead? !
Chen Yang almost collapsed when he felt the Niwan swirling around in his mouth and then swallowed.
Not to mention wasting a thousand merits, that's just mud on your own body!
Eat your own mud?
Isn’t this bullshit?
Chen Yang immediately got angry and yelled at Lin Muqing, "Are you sick?"
"Don't even watch the door when it's open!"
Lin Muqing was already feeling aggrieved. She was scolded by Chen Yang right after she came out of the shower and she couldn't stand it anymore.
Her beautiful eyes were filled with tears, and she pointed at Chen Yang tremblingly, "Yes! I am sick!"
"I would marry you without any illness?"
"Chen Yang, let's get divorced!"
"Woooooooo..."
After saying that, Lin Muqing covered her face and ran into the bedroom crying.
Chen Yang was stunned.
"Where is this going?"
"What did I say?" "No, you..."
[Ding, congratulations to the host for increasing his Taoism by 100 years. ]
Forehead?
Chen Yang was also stunned when he heard the sudden prompt sound from the system.
Has your Taoism increased?
So, my merit pills were not wasted?
so far so good.
It's just a bit disgusting to eat your own mud.
Just as he was thinking about it, Chen Yang suddenly felt a burst of fragrance in his mouth, just like he had drunk the best tea, and the fragrance flowed between his teeth.
Chen Yang's eyes lit up, "Are the mud balls on my body so delicious?"
"Haha, becoming an immortal is different. No wonder people say that even a piece of skin from an immortal's feet is a treasure."
"Okay, let's treat Lin Muqing properly this time."
"but……"
Chen Yang turned his head, looked at the closed door of the bedroom, and scratched his head with difficulty.
"What's wrong with this Tiger Girl?"
"Hey, I really owe you this life."
Sighing, Chen Yang walked to the bedroom door.
He first pressed the door handle with his hand.
Can be pressed.
"Unlocked?"
Chen Yang narrowed his eyes, opened the door carefully, and stuck his head in.
At this time, Lin Muqing was leaning against the head of the bed, wiping her tears and sulking.
Seeing Chen Yang sticking his head in, Lin Muqing snorted and turned his head away.
Seeing this, Chen Yang scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Um...Tigress, I didn't mean it just now."
"You are a magnanimous person, so please don't bother with me, okay?"
"Also, don't get divorced so easily. It hurts our relationship so much."
When Lin Muqing heard this, she immediately widened her beautiful eyes, "Aren't you annoyed with me?"
"Aren't you tired of it?"
"What am I waiting for if I don't divorce you? Waiting for you to get completely fed up with me and dump me?"
"Let me tell you, I, Lin Muqing, also have dignity."
"In this marriage, I am the only one who can dump you!"
Chen Yang was even more confused, "When did I get annoyed with you? When did I get fed up with you?"
"Not annoying or bored, then I'm taking a shower, and you're not making any noise?"
"You always found ways to peek before."
"Now I'm sitting on the sofa like a log."
"Chen Yang, don't try to lie to me. Although I have never been in a relationship or married, I watch short videos."
"It's all said in the short video, when a couple spends a long time together, they sleep together, and they're like buddies."
"That means I'm tired of it!"
Hearing Lin Muqing's "well-founded" nonsense, Chen Yang almost laughed out of anger.
"Is it wrong for me not to peek at you taking a bath?"
“Haha, Hu Niu, ah Hu Niu, I didn’t expect you to have such a fetish.”
"Okay, from now on, whenever you take a shower, I'll go and peek."
"I'll try every possible way to peek, okay?"
"I turn into a fly, a mosquito, and I circle around you."
"But one thing is for sure, you can't hit me!"
"If I turn into a fly or a mosquito, and you slap me, I'll shit all over and I won't be able to handle it!"
Phew!
Lin Muqing was amused by Chen Yang. She rolled her eyes in annoyance, "What flies, mosquitoes, are you disgusting?"
"Can't it be something good?"
"Hehe." Chen Yang smiled and moved closer, "Okay, I'll change into whatever you want me to."
"It's fine as long as I can take advantage of it."
"Rogue." Lin Muqing glared at Chen Yang with a coquettish look, and the anger in her heart finally subsided.
Seeing Lin Muqing smile, Chen Yang also breathed a sigh of relief.
Thinking of his purpose, Chen Yang moved closer to Lin Muqing, "Hey, Tiger Girl."
"I just learned a new Taoist technique. Do you want to try it?"
Lin Muqing's eyes lit up, "What kind of magic? Can it make wishes come true?"
"Uh..." Chen Yang scratched his head, "It's about the same."
"This Taoist magic can cure diseases!"
Forehead? !
Lin Muqing was stunned, her beautiful eyes widened instantly, and then she kicked him.
"You are the one who is sick!"
The moment Chen Yang fell down, there was only one thought in his mind.
This jade foot is so tender, smooth and... painful!
(End of this chapter)
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