I asked you to ask for a title, not a policewoman as your wife.

Chapter 54 Uncle Zhang, did you and the goblin have sex?
A living person suddenly turned into a three-legged golden toad.

This strange scene frightened Captain Zhang.

The golden toad was dark green in color, with large bumps all over its surface, and it was also oozing with yellow sticky liquid.

It's as disgusting as it can be.

The three-legged golden toad was also angry after its original form was revealed.

She glared at Chen Yang fiercely, "Damn it! You ruined my plan, I'm going to kill you!"

As he spoke, the three-legged golden toad pulled out two kitchen knives from somewhere, holding one in each hand, standing on one leg, and assuming a fighting stance.

Seeing this scene, Lin Muqing's beautiful eyes lit up and she liked it very much.

She excitedly grabbed Chen Yang's hand and said, "This is fun!"

"I like it, husband, don't kill it, let's catch it and put it in the living room. It's a toy."

Chen Yang was stunned when he heard this, then smiled bitterly and said, "Tiger Girl, your aesthetic is really different from others."

"What's so good about raising this thing?"

"It's dirty, ugly, fishy and smelly!"

"I just like this kind of stuff." Lin Muqing's eyes were shining, not afraid at all.

Now Lin Muqing has also seen and tasted it.

Although this three-legged golden toad is strange, its deterrent power is much smaller than that of the corpses in the morgue and the fox ghost.

"It's a pity there's only one." Lin Muqing said excitedly, "If there were two, they could be placed as a pair in the living room as a potted plant!"

Chen Yang smiled bitterly and gave a thumbs up, "I give up, your idea is really weird!"

"Have you said enough?"

"If you've said enough, die!"

Lin Muqing and Chen Yang chatted recklessly, which made the three-legged golden toad crazy.

The three-legged golden toad waved a kitchen knife and jumped towards Chen Yang.

Isn’t it bang!
This golden toad has three legs, two of its claws holding two kitchen knives, and now only one leg is left to support its body.

He rushed over like a rabbit, jumping and hopping.

Seeing the funny movements of the three-legged golden toad, Chen Yang couldn't help laughing, "You know what, this is really a toy."

“Hahaha.” Lin Muqing laughed so hard that her stomach hurt. “This is so funny and so cute.”

"Hubby, catch him alive for me. I want him alive."

Chen Yang really didn't take this three-legged golden toad seriously.

He had just used his Taoist eyes to look at it and found that this three-legged golden toad was a creature that had been a spirit for eight hundred years.

Not to mention that Chen Yang has props like the Five Thunder Talisman, even if he relies solely on his Taoism, this three-legged golden toad is no match for him.

Seeing that the three-legged golden toad was so fun, Chen Yang also became playful.

When he saw the three-legged golden toad chasing him, he turned around and ran away.

"Come on, chase me."

The three-legged golden toad is so angry!

She only has one foot, how can she catch up with Chen Yang?

When he turned around, he saw the smirking Lin Muqing and immediately chased after him.

"Haha, yes, come and chase me, I run slowly."

Seeing the three-legged golden toad chasing after him, Lin Muqing was overjoyed.

When the three-legged golden toad chased after him, Lin Muqing turned around and ran away.

The three-legged golden toad was almost furious, and chased Chen Yang and Lin Muqing desperately with two kitchen knives in hand.

Chen Yang and Lin Muqing were running back and forth in the living room.

Sometimes to the left, sometimes to the right.

The three-legged golden toad jumped from the left to the right, and then from the right to the left.

He was as tired as a grandson, with yellow bubbles all over his body.

After chasing for a while, the three-legged golden toad was so tired that it stuck out its tongue, and the two kitchen knives could no longer be brought together and were dragged on the ground.

"You guys! You're so annoying!"

"No one is bullying me like this!"

The three-legged golden toad was so angry that it jumped up and down like thunder, and stomped one leg on the ground.

"Hahaha." Chen Yang almost died of laughter. "Can you blame us? Who told you to have three legs?"

"I say you goblin, you haven't even got your legs together yet, and you're not learning."

"Why don't you just surrender? I'll take you back and use you as a potted plant, and you can still save your life."

Lin Muqing was so excited when she heard this, "Come on, fairy, go home with your sister."

"Sister will take good care of you, OK?"

"You guys!" The three-legged golden toad was almost angry to death. After all, she was a demon who had been a spirit for eight hundred years, but today she was being treated like a dog.

Uncle can bear it, but aunt can’t either!

But she couldn't do anything about Chen Yang and Lin Muqing. In a rage, she turned around and looked at the dumbfounded Captain Zhang.

"If I can't kill them, can I kill you?"

The three-legged golden toad roared and chopped towards Captain Zhang with a kitchen knife in hand.

Seeing the three-legged golden toad suddenly attack Captain Zhang, Chen Yang was shocked and hurriedly sacrificed the Five Thunder Talisman to chop the three-legged golden toad.

Just as Chen Yang was making hand gestures and chanting a spell, Captain Zhang made a handsome counterattack.

boom!
The shot hit the three-legged golden toad between its eyebrows.

The three-legged golden toad trembled all over and stood there in a daze.

"Meow!" Captain Zhang held his pistol and tried hard to suppress his nausea. "What era is this? You're still using kitchen knives to kill people. Don't you know that this is the era of hot weapons?"

"Hahaha." Chen Yang laughed, "Captain Zhang, awesome!"

Giving Captain Zhang a thumbs up, Chen Yang quickly made hand gestures and chanted a spell.

Boom!

Snapped!
The Five Thunder Talisman burst out with a powerful thunder, which struck the three-legged golden toad.

A cloud of black smoke rose up, and the three-legged golden toad was directly chopped into powder.

At the same time, Chen Yang also heard the system prompt sound.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 30000 merit points. ]

"30000 points?" Chen Yang was stunned. "It seems that this golden toad has really harmed many people."

Chen Yang was very happy to get 30,000 merit points, but Lin Muqing was not happy.

"Why did you kill me?"

"Didn't I say I wanted to live?"

Lin Muqing stared at Chen Yang, tears streaming down her face, "Such a good thing, it was just chopped into ashes like this."

"You compensate me."

Chen Yang smiled bitterly and shook his head, "Do you really want to keep it?"

"That's a goblin."

"Okay, okay, let me take you to the flower, bird, fish and insect market when we get back, and we'll pick out a real living thing."

"How about if we meet a harmless person someday, I'll catch him for you, okay?"

"That's what you said." Lin Muqing wiped her tears and stopped.

On the other side, Captain Zhang was holding a trash can and vomiting non-stop.

Chen Yang blinked in confusion, "Uncle Zhang, that's not the case, is it?"

"To put it nicely, it's a goblin, to put it bluntly, it's just a toad."

"As the captain of the criminal police team, you have seen everything. Why did you vomit?"

Captain Zhang wiped his mouth and slumped on the ground, looking hopeless. "What do you know?"

"It almost became your Aunt Zhang!"

"Woo woo woo, my wife has been dead for more than ten years. I finally met someone I like, but I didn't expect it to be such a thing."

"I still……"

"vomit……"

Captain Zhang couldn't help but vomited again while holding the trash can.

Seeing this scene, Chen Yang and Lin Muqing looked at each other, their whole bodies numb.

The two of them really didn't expect that they could get such a big melon.

After vomiting for a long time, Captain Zhang finally came to his senses.

He slumped on the sofa, trying to calm his heart.

Chen Yang and Lin Muqing came over with smirks on their faces.

"Hey, Uncle Zhang, how far have you and Aunt Zhang gotten?"

"Did you spit?"

"how do you feel?"

"You guys!" Captain Zhang was so angry that he felt nauseous and vomited into the trash can again.

Chen Yang and Lin Muqing looked at each other with evil smiles.

"It looks like it's vomiting."

"roll!"

"vomit……"

(End of this chapter)