To pay off my debt, the school beauty became my live-in maid

Chapter 318 Everyone Says Candied Haws Are Sweet
"The more sacred something looks, the more exciting it is to destroy it! For example, magical girls and tentacles, and those nun-themed things..."

On the main street in the middle of the night, Lin Shuang was excitedly promoting his book theory to Xiao Lingmeng.

"Lu Xun also said that tragedy is to destroy something valuable for people to see. Magical girls and tentacles are the perfect embodiment of this theory!"

Lu Xun actually said this!

"...I think Mr. Lu Xun's words were definitely not meant for you, Master, to use in this way!"

"This is called applying what you have learned. You can draw inferences from one instance. My little disciple, learn from this!"

Xiao Lingmeng sat in his arms and nodded with a smile, "Master, I understand. I have several sets of magical girl and nun clothes. Which one do you want to see?"

"That's right, my disciple, you have a high level of understanding!"

Lin Shuang kissed her little face, "But speaking of which, don't nuns usually possess extremely great evil?"

Xiao Lingmeng reached out to soothe her questioned breasts, "Damn it! I can use a cushion! I can also wear a prosthetic breast!"

“…Can it really be that big?”

"Hehe, Master, you don't know this, right? No matter how evil a person is, he can be cosplayed, right?"

Xiao Lingmeng was quite proud, "So, I can adjust the size of the model at will, while the girl who was born with a huge evil can't turn into an airport - the airport really has a huge advantage!"

"...As long as you are happy."

"Humph, Master really does like big ones."

"No way, I have completely bowed down to the might of the God of the Airport~"

"Master! Be careful or I'll cry in front of you!"

Xiao Lingmeng hugged Lin Shuang's head with a smile, letting him feel her exclusive airport runway.

She pressed him down with a little force to make it easier for him to get in close contact with the track. "It's obviously still a little curved!"

And Lin Shuang seemed to have discovered two blind spots! What ran over his face?

There seems to be something causing turbulence on the runway!
"…Xiao Lingmeng, you are using a band-aid again!"

"Well, ever since I helped Master heal his injuries last time, I have been carrying two with me so that I can help Master heal at any time."

"What a good disciple who cares about his master!"

It's a pity that Lin Shuang was not hurt by the witch today~
If I had known, I would have asked Wanwan to give him a bite before going out.

Xiaohan doesn't bite him very often. Instead, she scratches him gently like a kitten, leaving some shallow scratches.

The scratches were basically gone when I woke up.

Lin Shuang waved the "Elder Wand" and held Reimu in his arms as they walked for a while on the unlit path under the moonlight. In front of them was a crossroads where many snack carts were gathered.

Xiao Lingmeng jumped down from his arms, holding his hand and continued walking forward.

"These late night snack carts are usually delicious."

"Well, would you like some midnight snack?"

"No, please. I've been fed enough by Mama Yao. Mama Yao's cooking skills are really good!"

The conversation between the two was heard by an auntie selling candied haws on the roadside.

The aunt smiled and solicited customers, "Dad, would you like to give your daughter a string of candied haws? Just don't let mom know~ Eat it secretly~"

Lin Shuang and Ling Meng were stunned for a moment before they realized that their aunt was talking to them.

——He is so young and he has already become a father!

——But Lingmeng is obviously a few years older than him, she is his sister!

This contrast is really... great!

Little Lingmeng was wearing a lovely Lolita princess dress, small leather shoes, and white socks with lace. She held Lin Shuang's hand tightly with her little hand, and kept looking up at him with her little face - she looked like a little girl who was completely dependent on him.

Little Lingmeng was so into the role that she grabbed his hand and started to sway, and she started to act coquettishly, "Dad, I want to eat candied haws~"

This is too harsh, the voice sounds like a three-year-old baby!
The aunt smiled crookedly, "Oh, what a cute little girl."

Lin Shuang had no choice but to follow the play with a mixture of laughter and tears, and even cleared his throat deliberately to make his voice sound more mature.

"Then have a strawberry one."

Little Lingmeng was still squeezing, "Dad~ Dad is so nice~"

"Okay, rock sugar strawberries for five yuan each~"

Maybe because little Ling Meng was so cute, the aunt gave her an extra string of candied oranges. "I'm closing my stall soon, so please give me an extra string."

Lin Shuang played the role of a strict father and patted Xiao Lingmeng, "Why don't you say thank you to Auntie quickly."

"Thank you, aunt~"

"You're welcome! You're so good~"

——This little Reimu can definitely play the role of a little girl!

Next time there is a role of a little girl in Wanwan’s crew, let Reimu take it!

Smiling and waving two candied haws, Xiao Lingmeng opened her arms towards Lin Shuang again, "Daddy, hug me~"

...Why am I still addicted?
Lin Shuang picked her up, and she fed him a bite of candied strawberry, then smiled and asked in a low voice, "Master, do you feel guilty?"

"…I don't even dare to kiss you today."

"Don't do that kind of thing!"

Reimu came over and took a sip from the corner of his mouth. It was sticky and full of rock sugar, and very sweet.

Lin Shuang quickened his pace - someone was already giving him a strange look!

Maybe someone will call the police! Let's listen to his explanation!
Turning into an alley with few people, Lin Shuang waved his hand and hit her with a "pa~".

"Xiao Lingmeng, do you have a ruler with you?"

"Dad is going to beat me again!"

"...I will definitely beat you up!"

"No~no~ I'm going to complain to mother Yao!"

"If Ah Yao knew that we ate two strings of candied haws so late at night, she would definitely say something about us..."

I have to catch him and make him brush his teeth a few more times... huh? It seems to be not bad...

"That's true. Then I won't tell Mother Yao~"

After some more laughter and sharing of two strings of candied haws, little Lingmeng fell from his arms.

The intersection where the night snack stalls are concentrated is very busy, and there is a long road lined with carts further ahead.

Many young people gather here to drink some late night beer and chat with a few friends; there are also many office workers who have worked overtime and just got off work now, and they just eat some simple meals here.

Lin Shuang really likes this kind of fireworks atmosphere, which is lively and harmonious. However, if you encounter drunk people making trouble, it will not be very harmonious.

I don’t know what happened before, but when Lin Shuang was leading Xiao Lingmeng past this seemingly peaceful barbecue stall, he heard a woman suddenly yelling.

"Why didn't you fight back when they came to harass me? Are you such a wimp? Huh?"

Lin Shuang was stunned for a moment: Isn’t this Ma Xiaofang’s voice?

Lin Shuang remembered her shrewish howling!
(End of this chapter)